Episode 9 Hacker's Olympic Rundown


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Brazilian footballer forgets rules of the game.

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Letter V accused of graffiti at medal ceremony.

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And world's youngest dentist sets up in handball arena.

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So the big news of yesterday came in the hockey.

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Team GB's women are through to the final and guaranteed at least

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Although in my opinion their biggest achievement was breaking the world

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record for the largest static Hokey Cokey.

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You don't put your left leg in, you don't put your left leg out.

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Not in, not out, not in, not out, whatever you do don't shake

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The players all looked wonderful though.

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The team's success even got the crowd singing.

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Hockey's Coming Home is the song the supporters are singing.

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# It's been away all day and now it wants a cup of tea.

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Ore Oduba's even offered himself up as a Gareth Malone-style

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But, if it doesn't top the charts, the team insist they are not

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I hope what everybody sees is the tightest group of women

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there could possibly be out there.

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Now it's time for my favourite use of a cliche immediately

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after denying there are any cliches.

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There are no cliches about this Great Britain team. Every single

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member is on the top of their form. Sailing next, and Clare Balding

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wasn't very subtle about I'm always slightly nervous

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when I hand to Shirley Robertson because I never know if you've got

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enough wind or not. By the way, did anyone notice

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someone had written a rude word The USA took on Argentina

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in the basketball last night, but where did

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the game take place? # Have you heard the news, hockey's

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coming home... I've been wondering,

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is Hazel Irvine really small or is all the furniture

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in her studio really big? Ground-breaking moment that you

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managed to fashion. It's a lovely studio,

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but it is missing one thing - I wonder where she'll

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find one big enough? Don't you hate it when Helen

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Skelton's interviewing you, then looks around

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for someone better to talk to? Excitement, didn't get overwhelmed?

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In this place it's quite... Athletics next, and did

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you see Michael Johnson playing pat-a-cake

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with the invisible man? Did anyone see that

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weird looking elderly couple that gate-crashed

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the showjumping event? Well, that's just about

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it for today. I wonder if hockey's come

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home yet? I'd completely forgotten I'd

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rented my spare room out to you, Mind if I bring my massive

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angle-poise lamp too? # Have you heard the news, folks?

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# Hockey's

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