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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# Better turn off This show ain't for you

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# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

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# Horrible Histories Gory...

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# ..Games! #

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Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb.

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And me, Rattus Rattus.

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And Trevor and Samantha and Johnny and Belinda...

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Rattus, we haven't got all day.

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-Do you have to name check all your lice?

-Guess not.

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Let's just name check the people that actually matter, shall we?

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Today's Horrible Historians.

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-Hi, I'm Rehab, and I come from London.

-Hello, Rehab.

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-I'm Robbie, and I come from Rugby.

-Hello, Robbie.

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Hello, I'm Charlotte, and I come from Preston.

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Hello, Charlotte!

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Welcome, everyone.

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And you can play along at home too, using the Gory Games app.

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Check out the CBBC website.

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You lot are playing to win Year Spheres.

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And at the end of the show, the person with the highest year score

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will win a priceless prize

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as chosen by Yours Truly.

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So that's "priceless" as in not worth any money.

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Time to get on with the show and, to find out what

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the first round's about, it's over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Vicious Vikings.

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So, four questions on the Vikings coming up.

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And the person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

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Your four Viking topics are

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So, Charlotte, what of those do you fancy?

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I'm going to go Viking Words.

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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Certainly is.

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What was Valhalla?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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They've all gone for B. What's the answer, Rattus?

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The answer is indeed B.

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Valhalla was Viking heaven.

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Congratulations, everyone, you're all off the mark.

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Excellent start. Robbie, which category would you like?

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Can I have Kings, please?

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What did King Ivar the Boneless's Vikings do to Saxon King Edmund?

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Was it A, chop off his hands and eat them?

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B, Tie him to a tree and fire arrows at him

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Or C, cook a live inside a roast ox?

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Charlotte goes B, Robbie and Rehab agree on C.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is B.

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Ivor's Vikings tied Edmund to a tree, fired arrows into him,

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cut off his head and chopped him into pieces.

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When we Vikings fall out with someone,

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we REALLY fall out with someone.

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Charlotte, congratulations. You are now in the lead.

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Rehab, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Battles, please.

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You're going to like this, Rattus.

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Battles is a question...from Death!

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CLAP OF THUNDER

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Oooh, it's me!

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Here to jolly things up with a question about death.

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What killed Viking king Harald Hardrada

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at the Battle of Stamford Bridge in 1066?

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A, an arrow in the neck?

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B, an arrow in the eye,

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or C, an arrow in the bum?

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Charlotte and Robbie have gone for A, Rehab has gone for B.

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What's the answer, Death?

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The answer is A.

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He was killed by an English arrow in the neck.

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Must have been a right pain in the neck! Ha-ha!

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Yeah, I know, an arrow in the bum would've been far stupider,

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but what can you do?

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Congratulations. Well done, Charlotte and Robbie.

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That's points there.

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The last question in this round weddings.

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Let's see if you know this one.

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Charlotte and Robbie agreeing again on C,

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Rehab striking out on her own, on A. Let's see what the answer is.

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Let me put you out of your misery.

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The answer is, A. They would hurl insults at each other.

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Yes, Vikings enjoyed a good insult and also liked a good fight.

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They would have loved EastEnders!

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Well done Rehab. An extra point for you. But, at the end of the round,

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we can see that Charlotte is the winner of our first Year Sphere.

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CHEERING

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And it's time for me to say, All Hail the Potty Pyramid!

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MONASTIC CHORAL MUSIC

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Away you go, Charlotte, approach the Potty Pyramid.

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Choose carefully. Any AD dates will be added to your score

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but any BC dates will be subtracted.

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We will find out what's in there, at the end of the show.

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Now, winning the Viking quiz means that Charlotte is automatically

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through to play the Viking Game.

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But will she be alone, or will everyone get to play?

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Let's find out.

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Oh, it's an All Play silly game!

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So it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

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Go on, Rehab, lead us off.

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In you go, Robbie. Well done, Charlotte.

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Oh, it sti-i-i-i-inks!

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It does indeed sti-i-i-i-ink!

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The Vikings were a lot more hygienic than people tend to think.

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To clean wax from their ears, they had a tiny ear spoon.

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It's time to play

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Your challenge, to clean out a Viking ear.

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Carry the wobbly wax on your Viking ear spoon,

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over the wobbly bridge, and flick it in your bowl.

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The person who gets the most earwax from ear to bowl

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within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

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And your time starts now!

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HORN SOUNDS

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In they go, digging that wax out with their tiny ear spoons.

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And Charlotte is the first to show,

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walking very carefully over the bridge.

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They've all kept control of their wax very nicely.

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And here's the first delivery.

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Oh, and it's in!

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That's one apiece.

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Is anybody waxing my ears?

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Well, surprisingly not,

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but there is a lovely view,

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straight out the other side!

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Actually, Dave, I once used a spoon in quite a similar way.

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Only I used it to get...

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I'm going to stop that story right there.

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I don't think that was going anywhere we want to follow.

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There's another from Charlotte,

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and another from Rehab, and another from Robbie.

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So they're neck and neck,

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or ear and ear I suppose I should say!

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RATTUS CACKLES

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I wonder if modern Scandinavians

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have ears this clean, Rattus.

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There's Rehab going into the lead.

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The other two having problems

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with their third bit of wax.

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If they got enough wax here,

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they could make themselves a big candle.

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They could do, couldn't they?

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Be that as it may, we're over halfway into the game now.

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Ow, Rehab just missed one there.

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But that's another one from Robbie. And now, here comes Charlotte.

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It's 3-3, and I have to say there is not much time left.

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30 seconds remaining.

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In goes Robbie again, digging away feverishly.

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He must be almost through to the eardrum.

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Oh, and another one from Charlotte!

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Here comes Rehab with her fifth. She's in it to win it.

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I think she might do, if she keeps up this pace.

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Here's Robbie, look, lovely technique,

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but, I don't think he can beat Rehab now, despite that one.

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This is Charlotte's chance to equalise.

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All she has to do is hold her nerve. Oh, she's dropped it.

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I think she's blown her chances.

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That's six for Rehab. Nobody's going to catch her now.

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Time's up!

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Rehab has one that hands-down.

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CHEERING

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Lovely stuff. Well played.

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Have you picked earwax out of a Viking's ear before, Robbie?

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No, and I don't intend to do it again.

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Really? Rehab, you have won yourself a Year Sphere.

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CHORAL FANFARE

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Well played indeed.

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Right, round two, and to find out what's next,

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it's back over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Measly Middle Ages.

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Four questions, and your four all- important Middle Ages topics are

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So, Robbie, it's your turn to pick first this time.

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William I, please.

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True or false.

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In 1066, William the Conqueror tripped over

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and landed near Hastings.

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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The girls both think it's true, Robbie thinks it's false.

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What's the answer?

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It's true. He fell flat on his face,

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which everyone thought was a bad omen.

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But he saved the day by grabbing some soil

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and saying, "Look how easily I take King Harold's land."

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A great line. I wasn't there, but... It was great.

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Well done, Charlotte and Rehab. There we go.

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A point apiece.

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And, Rehab, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Mealtimes, please.

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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True or false. According to Middle Ages table manners,

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it was OK to talk with your mouth full of food.

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It's Charlotte and Robbie agreeing this time,

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and Rehab is the one on her own, what's the answer, Rattus?

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It's false!

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Yeah, talking with your mouth full was considered very rude by humans

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although it was positively encouraged by rats!

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HE BELCHES

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Well done, Rehab. That's another point to you.

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And, Charlotte, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Could I have punishments?

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True or false? In medieval York, if a soldier fell asleep

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while on duty, he was hung from the walls in a wicker basket.

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Robbie and Rehab going for true.

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Charlotte going for false. What's the answer, please?

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It's true!

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He was given a knife,

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and told he could stay there as long as he wanted,

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but the only way he was coming down was if he cut the rope,

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and dropped into the pooey moat below!

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HE RETCHES

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It don't bear thinking about!

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What's the punishment? I don't get it.

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No, Rattus, I don't suppose you ever will.

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Congratulations, Robbie and Rehab, that's a point each there.

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And we can see that Rehab, with one question left in this round,

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you cannot be caught.

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So, help yourself to another Year Sphere, please.

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Try giving them a sniff. The Middle Ages ones probably smell of poo!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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You know they don't, Rattus.

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OK, Rehab, as the Middle Ages quiz winner,

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you are through to play the Middle Ages game.

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But is it just you or do the others get to play too?

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There's only one way to find out.

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It's a Single Player Silly Game!

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So, go on, Rehab, get down that Time Sewer again.

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We're off to the court of King Louis XI of France, in the 1400s,

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and he has just been delivered an unusual musical instrument.

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Yes, it's time to play...

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OINKING

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The instrument consisted of pigs of different sizes

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and a keyboard.

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Play a key, and a little spike would prick a piggy

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and make it squeal.

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Your challenge, to listen to and repeat a sequence of piggy squeals.

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The sequence will get one squeal longer each time.

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Correctly repeat nine squeals within the time limit to win a Year Sphere.

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Well, here comes Rehab, ready to play on Louis XI's Pig Piano.

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HORN SOUNDS

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Here comes the first sequence of piggy squeaks.

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Here we go.

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I guess, Dave, they didn't actually have an RSPCA in the Middle Ages?

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No, I don't think so, Rattus.

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Correct!

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She's made a good start. Now, you watch her technique, here.

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As the sequence goes through, she points -

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like a conductor, conducting some unspeakable music.

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There we go, that's the four. Now, will she get the extra one?

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Correct!

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Yes, she's there.

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Very clean bottoms from the pigs in this game, Dave.

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Thankfully! So, now, she's going for the six press sequence.

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Many have fallen at this stage, I can tell you.

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But she's playing very well.

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Looks like she's done this before, Rattus.

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Correct!

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Rehab is doing extremely well, isn't she?

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There we go again. There she is, conducting

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in that trademark style of hers,

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pointing, almost willing the squeaks to appear where she wants them.

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So this is the seven press sequence.

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PIG BREAKS WIND

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Oh, and there's the first piggy gone!

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Correct.

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It didn't put her off one iota. She didn't even flinch.

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And the stench back there!

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And it's drifting over here already!

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It's made its way into the commentary box.

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-How she's managing to stay so calm?

-She's certainly very focused.

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Still, she must press on, she's going for the eight press sequence.

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This is where it gets really tricky.

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Correct.

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Oh, she's done it.

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So, to the final sequence.

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Will Rehab avoid the spray of pungent pig poo?

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Nine notes to remember now. This should be interesting.

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-PIG BREAKS WIND

-Oh, there's another one!

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Oh, now, I'm getting coconut, there!

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Just one more note to go now.

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Correct!

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And she's done it! Well, that's extraordinary.

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Top squeaking!

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Superb work! Tremendous.

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CHORAL FANFARE

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That was incredible.

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Right, Round Three, and it's over to the Gory Grid

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to find out what's up next.

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It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

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Four questions, as always, and these are your four Victorian topics.

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So, Rehab, it's your turn to lead us off.

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-Toilets!

-Toilets.

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The Great Exhibition of 1851

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was a huge festival celebrating science in the British Empire.

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It featured flushing toilets, which were used by 800,000 people,

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but how much did they cost to use?

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Let's see those answers, please.

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Charlotte and Robbie have agreed.

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Rehab, you have gone for A. Let's find out what the answer is.

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The answer is A. The toilets cost a penny to use.

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Well played, Rehab. That's another point on the board for you.

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And, Charlotte, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Please, can I have Gadgets?

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That is a prop question.

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# Prop question! Prop question! #

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Yes, the first question, of course,

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being which cupboard have you put the prop in, Rattus?

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-The top cupboard...

-OK.

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Oh!

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..is definitely not where it is.

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So, where is it, then?

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The middle cupboard...

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Like I'm going to fall for that!

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Oh!

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..is definitely where it is.

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Thank you, Rattus...

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for your invaluable help, once again.

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Here it is, this is a genuine, Victorian gadget, but what is it?

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Is it...

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Charlotte and Rehab agreeing on C.

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Robbie has gone for A.

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Robbie is right. Well done, Robbie.

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It is a Victorian exercise belt.

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One previous owner, Dave - never been used.

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Cheeky! Robbie, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Can I have Dinner Parties, please?

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Prince Christian, who was married to one of Queen Victoria's daughters,

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used to do what at dinner parties?

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A, juggle with his wooden leg,

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B, stir boiling soup with his wooden hand,

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or, C, take out his false eye?

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Charlotte and Robbie agreeing on C, Rehab has gone for B.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is C.

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He used to take out his false eye at dinner parties.

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Most amusing it was, too!

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Yeah, Prince Christian had lost his eye in a hunting accident

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and had a whole selection of glass eyes -

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including a bloodshot one, for when he was feeling a bit poorly.

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Congratulations, Robbie and Charlotte.

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And we come now to the final question in this round, on horses.

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From Rattus Rattus.

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Certainly is.

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How much horse poo was dropped on the roads of Victorian London

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in an average day?

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Charlotte and Robbie agreeing again with B.

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Rehab has gone for A. What's the answer, Rattus?

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The answer is B.

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Horses were as common as cars are today.

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So, they soon filled up the streets with steaming piles of manure.

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Talk about the good old days, eh, Dave?

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Well played, Robbie and Charlotte, that's a point each

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and, at the end of that round,

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it is Robbie who collects his first Year Sphere. Well done.

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CHORAL FANFARE

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Everybody's got a Year Sphere.

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OK, Robbie, you won the Victorian quiz,

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so you're through to play the Victorian game.

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But will you be playing alone or will the others get to join you?

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Let's find out.

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It's a Single Player Game!

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And I hope you're feeling brave, because it's a scary one.

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SPOOKY LAUGHTER

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Go on, Robbie. Take a deep breath, get yourself down that sewer.

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-Oh, he's gone.

-Ha-ha!

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During the Industrial Revolution,

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children had to work long hours in dangerous factories

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and horrible accidents could happen.

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It's time to play...

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Your challenge is to make your way through the factory machinery

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and find the four lost fingers.

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Then get back through the machinery

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and put those fingers back on the hand, within the time limit,

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to win the Year Sphere.

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Your shift starts now.

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STEAM WHISTLE

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So, off he goes.

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Robbie got through those rollers very quickly.

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He's straight into the loom.

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The key to this game is of course not to lose any of your fingers

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whilst in the machinery yourself!

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And now, this is where he needs to work away very quickly.

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He's got to pull that chain a lot faster than that, Rattus.

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Oh, he's going the wrong way!

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He's lifting the finger up, further away from him.

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That's a terrible shame.

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He's realised, we're going the right way again and here it comes.

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Here comes the first finger.

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Did you know that factory bosses would poke children with pins,

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to make them work faster?

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-Did they do that, Dave?

-They did and one's just done it.

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Hurry up! Hurry!

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Now, what Robbie needs to do year is spin the mechanism

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to release the press, so that he can get his hand in there,

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and grab the second finger.

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You can just imagine the Victorian factory boss, can't you?

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"Right, hands up who's lost their hands in an accident?!"

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RATTUS LAUGHS

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He's doing very, very well now. Look, there's that second finger.

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He's halfway through the game.

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He's now got to pick his way back through the loom

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as quickly as he can, in order to rescue the other two fingers.

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And it is very easy to lose your footing in there but he hasn't done.

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He's through. Well done, Robbie.

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And there's the third finger. He found that very quickly indeed.

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That hand will be waving again in no time.

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This is the last challenge.

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30 seconds remaining!

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He just needs to pull those metal rods

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and the finger should drop down, so that he can grab it.

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It's proving very fiddly.

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Precious seconds ticking away, here.

0:20:520:20:55

Come on, Robbie!

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Pull your finger out!

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Time really running out for Robbie, now, though. Those rods!

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They are so tricky to move.

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I think his finger's well and truly stuck.

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I don't like this!

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Time's up.

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It's game over, I'm afraid.

0:21:130:21:15

Robbie's time in the factory has run out!

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Robbie, so close.

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So close.

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How was that for you?

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I came up with a strategy -

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go to the furthest one back and then get all the ones on the way

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but I didn't see the arrow on the chain,

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so I went the wrong way for a bit.

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Bad luck. Time now for our Final Round.

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So, it's over to the Gory Grid, one last time,

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to find out what we've got.

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It's the Slimy Stuarts!

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It's the Final Round, so there's no quirky quiz.

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We're going straight to our big all play Stuarts Endgame.

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So, everyone, back down that Time Sewer with the lot of you.

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Go on, Rehab.

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Ah, Robbie reversing down.

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Bye!

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It's time to play...

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It's 1666, and the Great Fire of London has begun.

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You are King Charles II and your mission is to help put it out.

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Collect water in your bucket.

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Carry it along your lane and slosh it onto the fire

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but watch out for falling buildings.

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Whoever gets the most water on the fire in the time limit

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wins the Year Sphere.

0:22:230:22:24

Ready? In three, two, one...

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HORN SOUNDS

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And away they go!

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Who is going to be the first to show?

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They're heading off at the same time.

0:22:320:22:34

Robbie's juggling with his bucket.

0:22:340:22:35

That was a lively one! It nearly got away.

0:22:350:22:38

Now, Rehab, the first to throw.

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Decent, one in. Lovely shot!

0:22:400:22:43

Oh, look at Charlotte!

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And Robbie's thrown his bucket!

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I'm sure I saw, yeah, he's going to collect it now.

0:22:460:22:49

They've got to negotiate a block of cheese.

0:22:490:22:52

Cheese was expensive in Stuart times

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and Samuel Pepys buried his,

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so that it would survive the fire.

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What possession would you save

0:22:570:22:59

if there was a fire, Rattus?

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I'd save my huge collection of...

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Actually, I'd rather not know.

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That's a lovely shot, there.

0:23:050:23:06

Let me just recap who everybody is.

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The yellow Charles II is Rehab.

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The green Charles II is Charlotte... Amazing shot, there!

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..and the brown Charles II is Robbie.

0:23:150:23:17

Oh, dear me, he's slightly lost his footing.

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It is getting very wet and slippery out there.

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Particularly in Robbie's lane, you have to say.

0:23:220:23:26

That's a lovely effort from Rehab at the end.

0:23:260:23:28

One at a time.

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Let's see how Charlotte goes this time.

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-Again!

-100%!

0:23:320:23:36

Oh, dear me.

0:23:360:23:38

And Robbie is rolling about, all over the Samuel Pepys' cheese.

0:23:380:23:41

Still, he's up on his feet. Oh, he's down again.

0:23:410:23:43

Oh, dear. He's slipping about all over the shop.

0:23:430:23:47

What's happened is, he's dropped a load of water in his lane

0:23:470:23:50

and he can't stand up.

0:23:500:23:52

Look at him! There he is in the middle.

0:23:520:23:54

He just can't find his feet.

0:23:540:23:56

Charlotte's racing along her lane.

0:23:560:23:58

Poor old Robbie's not going anywhere fast.

0:23:580:24:01

Maybe he needs a new technique?

0:24:010:24:04

30 seconds remaining!

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Oh, and he's gone for the headfirst dive. Classic!

0:24:060:24:10

A quick factoid for you, Rattus.

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To stop the fire spreading, some people's houses got pulled down,

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so our players need to watch out for falling masonry.

0:24:150:24:19

What did I tell you?!

0:24:190:24:20

Another effort from Charlotte. Not quite so good that time.

0:24:200:24:25

There's a ball escaped Robbie, in the middle.

0:24:250:24:27

The last 10 seconds of the game now.

0:24:270:24:30

It's a great final effort from Rehab.

0:24:300:24:33

They're all starting to look very tired, though.

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At least Rehab's still on her fee...

0:24:350:24:37

Time's up!

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And it's all over. And for me, this is not a difficult one.

0:24:380:24:42

Robbie has got virtually nothing.

0:24:420:24:43

There he is, contemplating the ruin of his house,

0:24:430:24:46

thinking about rebuilding it.

0:24:460:24:47

Rehab's got a smattering of water but the winner, here, is Charlotte.

0:24:470:24:50

CHEERING

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Well played! Welcome back. Well...

0:24:530:24:55

in first place, with LOADS of water, was Charlotte.

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Help yourself to a Year Sphere, Charlotte. A last Year Sphere...

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in the game today.

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That's the one that's been chosen.

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Terrific. Now, it's time to count up those Year Spheres.

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Remember that AD dates are added and BC dates are subtracted.

0:25:120:25:17

It's the moment of truth.

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OK, Charlotte, let's see your Year Spheres.

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CHEERING

0:25:230:25:25

Oh, 37AD. Caligula became emperor of Rome that year.

0:25:250:25:29

What's the second one?

0:25:290:25:30

1714 AD, so that's marvellous.

0:25:300:25:34

King George I first became king.

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That gives you a total of 1,751.

0:25:360:25:42

Robbie, that is what you have to beat.

0:25:420:25:44

Let's have a look what you've got.

0:25:440:25:46

-CHEERING

-Oh, and you have beaten it!

0:25:460:25:48

1957AD. Well, well, well.

0:25:480:25:53

The Russians put the first satellite into space that year.

0:25:530:25:56

So, you are currently in the lead.

0:25:560:25:58

Rehab, can you beat that? Let's have a look at your first one.

0:25:580:26:01

It's a good start. 1100AD.

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The death of William II that year.

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Let's have a look at your second one.

0:26:060:26:09

-GROANING

-Oh, this is bad news.

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45,000BC!

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Modern humans arrived in Europe round about then.

0:26:160:26:20

Oh, you're going to do well to come back from that.

0:26:200:26:24

1564 AD, so things have got a little better,

0:26:240:26:27

the birth of William Shakespeare that year,

0:26:270:26:30

but I'm afraid, Rehab, that leaves you with a total of minus 42,336.

0:26:300:26:36

And it's left you in third place.

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Which means, our winner today, with 1,957 points, is Robbie.

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And I hope you enjoyed all the games, Robbie,

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because if you came for the fantastic prize at the end,

0:26:460:26:49

you're about to be MASSIVELY disappointed.

0:26:490:26:52

Come on, Rattus, what did you fish out of the Time Sewer for us today?

0:26:520:26:55

Well, Dave, you know how, for the Aztecs,

0:26:550:26:57

chocolate was a real status symbol?

0:26:570:26:59

They used it as an offering to the gods, you know,

0:26:590:27:02

-and even made a luxury hot chocolate drink.

-Yes, I know all that, Rattus.

0:27:020:27:05

Well, what better way to pay tribute to those ancient Aztecs

0:27:050:27:09

than with a slab of Aztec chewing gum?

0:27:090:27:12

Made from tree resin, crushed insects and tar.

0:27:120:27:15

Or, you could have given them some chocolate!

0:27:150:27:17

Oh, yeah. Didn't think of that.

0:27:170:27:20

Superb. There you go. I wouldn't touch that.

0:27:200:27:23

Marvellous, well done, Robbie,

0:27:230:27:26

and commiserations to Charlotte and Rehab,

0:27:260:27:28

who missed out on being today's number one,

0:27:280:27:31

and, sadly, will be going home through a river of number twos.

0:27:310:27:34

Yes, it's a trip to the Time Sewer for you two, I'm afraid.

0:27:340:27:36

Off you go, one last time.

0:27:360:27:38

Bye, hope you don't get too dirty!

0:27:410:27:43

If you want to play along at home next time,

0:27:430:27:46

don't forget to download the Gory Games app.

0:27:460:27:48

Urgh! This is gross!

0:27:530:27:55

Ha-ha-ha!

0:27:550:27:57

-Well, I've been Dave Lamb.

-And I've been adorable.

0:27:570:28:00

-In your dreams, Rattus!

-Oh, we hope you've enjoyed Gory Games. Goodbye!

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Goodbye.

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