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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# Better turn off This show ain't for you

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# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

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# Horrible Histories Gory...

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# ..Games! #

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Hello and welcome to Gory Games,

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with me, Dave Lamb and...Rattus?

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SNUFFLING

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Sorry I'm late, Dave. Some autograph hunters were bugging me.

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You should be very grateful to have fans at all, Rattus.

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It's very rude to say they were bugging you.

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Not if they're bugs, it's not.

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They're all cockroaches.

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I let them have an access-all-areas tour

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of your dressing room.

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Of course you did. Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.

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-My name's Finn and I'm from Stockport!

-Hello, Finn.

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-My name is Ella and I'm from London!

-Hello, Ella.

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-My name is Teddy and I'm from Hertfordshire!

-Hello, Teddy.

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Welcome, everyone.

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And you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.

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Check out the CBBC website.

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Right, you are here to win Year Spheres.

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Yes, and at the end of the show, the person with the highest

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year score will win a prize that I fished out of the Time Sewer.

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So it's like a booby prize, really, only much, much worse.

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Let's get cracking with the round I like to call

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-the Let's Get Cracking Round.

-Genius! What's it all about?

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Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.

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It's the Frightful First World War.

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So four questions on World War I coming up.

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The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

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And your four World War I topics are...

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-So, Teddy, which one of those would you like?

-Spies.

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True or false? During World War I, a German spy was arrested after

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putting up a poster at Portsmouth Harbour

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asking for top-secret information.

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So, during World War I a German spy was arrested after putting up

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a poster at Porstmouth Harbour asking for top-secret information,

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is that true or is that false?

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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Teddy and Ella have both gone for true, Finn has gone for false.

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Let's find out what the answer is.

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It's...true.

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What a dummkopf! That's German for "idiot"...so they tell me.

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So I can award Teddy one eyeball and I can award Ella one brain.

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There it is.

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No skulls for you as yet, Finn, I'm afraid, but that may well change.

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-Ella, it's your turn to pick a topic.

-Conkers, please.

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Is this true or false?

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HE REPEATS QUESTION

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Teddy and Ella agreeing again on false.

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Finn going for true. Let's find out what the answer is.

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It's...true.

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Yes, indeed, 3,000 tons of conkers were collected.

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They went conkers bonkers!

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RATTUS LAUGHS

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-Suit yourself.

-That's a point for you, Finn. Well done.

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And it's your turn to choose a category. What will you have?

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-Helmets, please.

-And that is a prop question.

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Prop question, prop question!

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ALL: Prop question, prop question, prop question!

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All right, everyone, this bit used to be a bit of fun,

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but now it's the part of the show where

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I ask Rattus which cupboard the prop is in and he tells me

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the wrong cupboard and I get hit by a booby-trapped boxing glove.

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Oh, Dave, this time I promise

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I will not lie to you about where the prop is.

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It's in the top cupboard.

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-All right.

-BOING!

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-Rattus, you lied!

-No, that wasn't a lie, it was a guess.

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I honestly don't remember which cupboard I put it in.

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-Right...

-BOING!

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Oh, yeah, now I remember, it's the bottom cupboard.

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Thanks a lot, Rattus. I've worked that out for myself.

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Here's the prop.

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It is a helmet... which doesn't fit very well.

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OK, true or false? From the start of the First World War in 1914,

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all soldiers had steel helmets to protect their heads.

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Is that true or is that false?

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Show me your answers, please.

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Ella and Finn going for true,

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Teddy has gone for false.

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I can tell you it is actually false.

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This steel helmet was only introduced

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to British troops in 1915.

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-Do you know, that suits you, Dave?

-Thanks very much.

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-But then anything that covers your face a bit suits you.

-Charming(!)

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Congratulations, Teddy, another eyeball to you.

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One question left in this round and it is a question on soldiers.

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True or false?

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At night, British soldiers always lit

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three cigarettes at a time for good luck.

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So what do you think?

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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They've all gone for false.

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Let's see if they're all right or all wrong.

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It's...false. We never lit three cigarettes in a row.

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The enemy sniper would locate us when they saw the first match,

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aim when they saw the second and fire when they saw the third.

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Well, we all know that cigarettes will kill you eventually.

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Congratulations, everyone, a point there

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and looking at that, we can see that the eyeballs have it.

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Teddy, you have won the first Year Sphere and it's time for me to say,

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"All hail the Potty Pyramid!"

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HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS

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And if you're wondering why it's called Potty,

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just smell the gas that's coming out of it.

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RATTUS LAUGHS

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Away you go, Teddy, help yourself, but do choose carefully

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because while AD dates will be added to your total,

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BC dates will be subtracted from it.

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We'll all find out what's in that Year Sphere at the end of the show.

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Winning the World War I quiz means that Teddy is

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automatically through to play the World War I game,

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but will he be alone or will the others get to join in too?

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Let's find out.

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It's a Single Player Silly Game,

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so, Teddy, off down the sewer with you.

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-Cor, it stinks!

-It does stink.

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It's time to play...

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..Flying Circus.

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You are a British First World War fighter pilot, you must load,

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aim and hit those enemy planes.

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There's one point for every successful hit

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and two points for taking down the infamous Red Baron.

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Score six points in the time limit to win your Year Sphere.

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Battle begins...now!

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KLAXON BLARES

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So, here we go, then. Teddy is going to play Flying Circus.

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Look at him, Rattus, wobbling about from side to side in that aircraft.

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He certainly is, Dave.

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Oh, I have to say, Teddy there, for me, struck the Red Baron.

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He struck the Red Baron, but the Red Baron did not fall out of the sky.

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Well, that was an extraordinary moment.

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Really bad luck there for Teddy,

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but he's recovered his composure nicely.

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There's his first hit and a terrific one it was too.

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Will this be his second hit?

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He's going to really need to pick up the pace now. Oh, that's a disaster.

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What on earth happened there?

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Well, maybe the pigeon put him off, maybe the pigeon put him off.

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30 seconds remaining.

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Just 30 seconds remaining now and

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Teddy still needs five more hits.

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I'll tell you what,

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that carrier pigeon is risking life

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-and limb to carry a very important message there.

-I hope not, Dave.

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-It's stuffed and on the end of a string.

-There's another one down.

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Another aircraft bites the dust, but he still needs four more

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and there's only a few seconds left.

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Oh, again that hit but it didn't go down.

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I really don't think it's Teddy's day today.

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-AIR RAID WARNING BLARES Time's up.

-But it's all over.

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Bad luck, Teddy. Bad luck. Back behind your podium.

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Oh, you didn't win yourself a Year Sphere, but that could be

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a good thing cos you might have chosen a really bad one.

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Right, it's time for Round Two.

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To find out who's up next, it's back to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Rotten Romans.

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Four questions again and your four all-important Roman topics are...

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So, Ella, it's your turn to pick first this time.

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-What will you have?

-Poo, please.

-Poo. Of course you'll have poo.

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And that is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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What would Roman toilet cleaners do with the poo they collected -

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A) sell it to the army to fling at the enemy,

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B) sell it to builders to use as plaster for houses,

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or C) sell to farmers to put on their fields?

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DAVE REPEATS OPTIONS

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Answer now, please. Well, everyone's gone for C.

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Rattus, what's the answer?

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The answer is C.

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They sold it to farmers who would spread it on their fields.

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Congratulations, everyone, that's a point each.

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-It is your turn, Finn, to choose a category.

-Spots.

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A Roman cure for spots was a mixture of honey and what?

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HE REPEATS OPTIONS

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Ella and Finn have gone for A,

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Teddy, you've gone for B.

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Let's find out what the answer is.

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The answer is...

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So, well done, Ella and Finn.

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An extra point for you there. Bad luck, Teddy.

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-It's your turn to pick a category.

-Punishments.

-Oh, dear, oh, dear.

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-Rattus, this is a question from Death.

-No.

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LIGHTNING FRIZZLES

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Roman commander Civilis Galba decided to punish his troops for making

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rude jokes about him by sending them to gather firewood on a hill known

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to be infested with enemy warriors, but did what did Galba's soldiers do?

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Ooh, now that's a tricky one. What do you think - A, B or C?

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Everyone has gone for B.

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Are they all right or all wrong?

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The answer is B.

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The soldiers collected the wood and used it to burn Galba's tent down

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with him in it.

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His plans certainly went up in smoke!

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Up in smoke, get it? Yeah.

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That's points for everyone.

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Superb, and the final question in this round is on slaves.

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See if you can get this one.

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DAVE REPEATS OPTIONS

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Let's see those answers.

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Everybody has gone for A.

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Let's find out if they're right.

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The answer is A, tabellarii messengers.

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So that's points for everyone and that means

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that at the end of that round,

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with two maximums, we have a tie.

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Teddy, for now, you are history,

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but, Ella and Finn, we are going to a tie-break situation.

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Buzz in when you think you know the answer.

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Beginning with the letter L,

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what is the name of the Roman language? Ella?

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-Latin.

-Latin is absolutely right. Well done, Ella.

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CANNED CHEERING

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Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

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And whilst I shouldn't show you favouritism, I will tell you

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that the biggest AD number can be found in the round one.

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OK, Ella, as the winner of the Roman quiz,

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you're through to play the Roman game.

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But will it be just you or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out.

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It's an All Play Gory Game. They're all going, "Yes!" over there.

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-So, all of you, let's get down that Time Sewer.

-Oh, man!

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Aaargh!

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The Romans would do pretty much anything to win a battle.

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It's time to play...

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There's not much Romans wouldn't catapult into an enemy fortress -

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rocks, beehives, and most unpleasant of all,

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the severed heads of any defenders they'd captured.

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Your challenge is to fire

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as many missiles into your fortress target as possible.

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-Ready, steady...

-KLAXON BLARES

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So here we go then with Savage Siege

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and the first weapons are being loaded up.

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Teddy is going for a head and he's landed it. Oh, straightaway there.

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Wow, that's remarkable, Rattus, straight off the mark.

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There's Finn with a beehive.

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Ping! And nobody scores.

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It's three misses, how very disappointing.

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Now it's rocks, beehives and severed heads here, Rattus.

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Oh, and Ella lands a rock, so Teddy

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and Ella are level-pegging on one apiece.

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Teddy's gone for a severed head, good choice. Oh, but no joy.

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I have to say, Dave, this game probably is my favourite,

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certainly of all the games without poo in them.

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You love your poo, Rattus. There's Finn, trying to get off the mark.

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-The third rock in there.

-And Ella scores a second.

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Oh, an excellent shot there. Finn responds with a second as well.

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Now, here's Teddy with another beehive.

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What did you do when you had a beehive land on your head, Dave?

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Well, I've never actually had a beehive land on my head, Rattus.

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Oh, sorry, I just assumed from the way you look, you know.

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2-2-1, that's the score.

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Rocks, beehives, severed heads all raining down. Look at that -

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a study in concentration. Ella in there, that's why.

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Oh, and Finn's got one too.

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30 seconds remaining.

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Finn goes in with a severed head

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but Ella's landed a severed head and Finn's got another one!

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Teddy there pulling back a rock, and that one disappeared,

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I don't know where that went,

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that could still be travelling, I think,

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-Rattus, could still be travelling.

-RATTUS LAUGHS

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-Oh, the second head.

-A second head indeed.

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Ella a nose by a head... Sorry, ahead by a nose.

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Very, very exciting, this. There's rocks

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and heads raining down from all angles!

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There's another one on its way. That could be crucial.

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-I think that could be crucial!

-KLAXON BLARES

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Time's up.

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Another remarkable finish.

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Welcome back, everyone.

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That was incredibly close. I'm sure you want to know who has won that.

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Definitely not me.

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Well, Teddy, you're right, you came third,

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but the winner of the Year Sphere is both of you.

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You both ended up with six, so help yourself, please.

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HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS

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Look at that. Nice choosing, nice choosing.

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OK, Round Three and it's over to the Gory Grid

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to find out what's up next.

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It's the Awful Egyptians.

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Four questions as always, and here are your four Egyptian topics...

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-So, Finn, what are you going to go for?

-Cleopatra, please.

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True or false? Cleopatra married her father. Yeeeurgh!

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Cleopatra married her father, is that true or is that false?

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Show me your answers now, please. You've all gone for false.

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Let's find out if you're all right or all wrong.

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It's false. Phew!

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She did marry her half-brothers, though,

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Ptolemy 13th and 14th, who both died in suspicious circumstances.

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Probable cause of death - Cleopatra.

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You don't want to get on the wrong side of her.

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Congratulations, everyone, a point there.

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-Teddy, your turn to pick a category.

-Ramesses II.

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True or false?

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Ramesses II is believed to have had around 90 children.

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HE REPEATS QUESTION

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The boys agree on false, Ella thinks it's true.

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Let's find out what the answer is.

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It's true.

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He had about 50 sons and 40 daughters. Phew!

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Well done, Ella, you stuck to your guns there.

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-OK, it's your turn to pick a category.

-Medicine, please.

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-That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

-Certainly is. True or false?

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Fly droppings were used as an ingredient

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in some ancient Egyptian medicines.

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HE REPEATS QUESTION

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They've all gone for true. Rattus, what's the answer?

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Oh, Dave, it's true. They also used ostrich poo and crocodile dung.

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That's a point each. Lovely stuff.

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-The final question in this round is on mythology.

-Is this true or false?

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What do you think, is that true or is that false?

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Let's see your answers. Well, Ella and Teddy agreeing on false.

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Finn thinks that's true. Let's find out what the answer is.

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-It's true.

-Excellent work.

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Well done, Finn, but look at that. Bad luck again, Teddy.

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For now, you're history,

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while Ella and Finn compete in a tie-breaker situation.

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Beginning with the letter P, what is the name of the huge stone...

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-Ella.

-What?

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Pharaoh.

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Oh, it's a good guess, but you're out for now,

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so, Finn, the whole question for you. Take your time.

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Beginning with the letter P,

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what is the name of the huge stone tombs used to house dead pharaohs?

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Pyramid.

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Pyramid. He didn't even need to press his buzzer.

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Well done, Finn, you've won the next Year Sphere.

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HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS

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-That one.

-Nice choice.

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So, Finn, you've won the Egyptian quiz, you're through to play the

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Egyptian game, but will he be alone or will the others be joining him?

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Let's find out.

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Well, it's a Single Play game, Finn,

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and I hope you're feeling brave

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because it's very scary indeed down the Time Sewer.

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Ohh! Eugh!

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If you don't want to see intestines being yanked out of

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someone's torso, then look away now, because it's time to play...

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We have here one partially mummified pharaoh

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but the embalmer went home before he finished the job.

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Your challenge is to find and remove the stomach, liver,

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intestines and lungs and put them in the correct canopic jars.

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Yank the brain out through the nose and bin it.

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Find the bladder and bin that as well.

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But the heart must be left inside the body.

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And your time starts in three, two, one.

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KLAXON BLARES

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So, here we go then with Mummify Me.

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Finn trying to remove the organs from his mummy and put them

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into the correct canopic jar, but, of course,

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it's important that he leaves the heart behind

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and puts the brains and the bladder in the bin provided.

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He's straight in at the nose there.

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Yes, he certainly has got a taste for brain.

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He's gone in there with that enormous implement which

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looks absolutely hideous, to be honest.

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-Would you fancy that going up your nose?

-I certainly wouldn't, Dave.

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Well, you certainly wouldn't find any brains in your head

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if they did that, would they, Rattus?

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So there's probably no reason for them to do it.

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Sorry, fella, I didn't mean to insult your intelligence there.

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That needs to go in the bin, Finn. That's it.

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It was almost as if he responded to me there, Rattus.

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I should point out that for those at home I'm not actually in contact

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with Finn. It's the liver.

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Will he match it to the correct canopic jar?

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Or will he fry it up with some onions and have it as a light snack?

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He's missed the chance to do that, but he has put it

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in the correct canopic jar, so that's an excellent effort.

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What's he going to find next?

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There we go, that is the stomach,

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that's looking yellow and stomachey.

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He's now trying to find which canopic jar is matching

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the picture to the organ.

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SQUISHING

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Oh, and the bladder! He's got the bladder.

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Oh, he's punctured the bladder. Wee everywhere. There is wee everywhere.

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He's gone back in for the intestines.

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Oh, Rattus, am I seeing this?

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Is this what is actually happening on a programme?

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Oh, the last bit splats into his yellow shirt.

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Thank heavens he's wearing protective goggles, cos there

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must've been bowel juice everywhere, I'd have thought, Rattus.

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But the intestines have been properly placed

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and he's going back in. And he's back with the bladder.

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Is he not covered in wee enough? Now that bladder needs to go in the bin.

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-He's put it back in the body.

-He's put it back.

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Slightly strange decision

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and I don't know what he's hoping to find by the knees.

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'30 seconds remaining.'

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And there's the 30-second warning.

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He's still got the lungs and the bladder to do.

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Wait, no, that's the heart.

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I think what he's done there, Rattus,

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is confuse the bladder with the heart.

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The bladder is out again, now where is he going with it?

0:21:230:21:26

What's he doing, other than spreading wee around the room?

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-He's going...

-Maybe he's just scenting his area.

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He might be marking his territory. What an unusual development.

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There's only seconds left now.

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He needs to bin that bladder and leave the heart in the body.

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KLAXON BLARES

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-Time's up.

-Oh, and it's an organ too far for Finn!

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What a great effort that was. Shame about the bladder.

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Welcome back.

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Bad luck, Finn. You were so close there. What went wrong?

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I just didn't, you know, realise that that was the bladder,

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-not the heart.

-You gave the bladder a bit of a squeeze at one point.

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-I know.

-Very bad luck.

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So, it's the final round and that means it's over to the Gory Grid

0:22:020:22:06

one last time to find out what we've got.

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It's the Measly Middle Ages.

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No quirky quiz in our final round,

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it's straight to our big All Play End Game, and it is a messy one.

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-Oh, no, not again.

-All of you, get down that Time Sewer. Go on, Finn.

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-It stinks in here.

-I know it does, Ella.

-Eugh!

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It's time to go...

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-Tell us, what is gong, Rattus?

-Dave, it's poo.

-It is poo.

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Your job is to collect the gong from the cesspit,

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carry it along your lane and slop it into your measuring cylinder.

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Whoever collects the most gets the Year Sphere.

0:22:460:22:49

-Get ready, in three, two, one...

-KLAXON BLARES

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And they're away. They are away.

0:22:530:22:55

They have to collect gong in those buckets,

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bring it back the length of the runway

0:22:570:22:59

and then put it in their measuring cylinder,

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and they all seem to be going very, very, very nicely indeed.

0:23:020:23:07

There's the first payload delivered there.

0:23:070:23:10

This game, of course, is Teddy's chance to grab himself

0:23:100:23:12

a second Year Sphere.

0:23:120:23:14

Ella and Finn both have two already.

0:23:140:23:15

So it's a good start, they're up and running.

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Excellent start for all three of them there, Dave.

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It's trouble-free gonging so far. Whoa!

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Finn's down, while Ella and Teddy are bounding along their lanes.

0:23:230:23:27

That top gonging. What a lot of poop that is.

0:23:270:23:31

I haven't seen this much poop since, well,

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-a couple of hours ago, actually.

-Oh, Rattus.

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Don't you think your poo

0:23:350:23:37

would be even slippier if you'd eaten a banana skin?

0:23:370:23:39

Well, to be honest, Rattus, I don't know

0:23:390:23:41

and I don't intend to find out.

0:23:410:23:43

Oh, there goes Teddy. It's mighty slippy out there.

0:23:430:23:47

Finn, however, is doing very nicely.

0:23:470:23:49

It's almost as if he's done this before, Rattus. He probably hasn't.

0:23:490:23:53

I mean, where on earth would he have done it?

0:23:530:23:55

I think Ella has got a very good technique.

0:23:550:23:58

She's being very careful with the gong and delivering most of it.

0:23:580:24:01

As you can see from her score there, she's in the lead.

0:24:010:24:05

Teddy trying hard to get back on terms,

0:24:050:24:08

though, only a dribble of watery gong that time.

0:24:080:24:11

The poo in the cesspit would be gloopy and liquidy on top

0:24:110:24:13

but thick as you like on the bottom.

0:24:130:24:16

Talking of bottoms, our contestants are falling onto theirs.

0:24:160:24:20

It's getting super slippery, now, Rattus.

0:24:200:24:22

Ella's got a tiny lead, but can she keep it up? Yes, she can.

0:24:220:24:26

Of course, Rattus, some Middle Ages types would poo

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directly onto the street, and that could happen here at any moment.

0:24:290:24:32

Oh-ho! Now things are going to get very slippery indeed.

0:24:320:24:37

Eugh!

0:24:370:24:38

And you have to say, the boys are really struggling here.

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I don't think they can catch Ella, not in these conditions.

0:24:410:24:44

-They're all over the place.

-They simply can't stand up.

0:24:440:24:47

It does get very difficult when it's gongy underfoot.

0:24:470:24:50

-30 seconds remaining.

-Just 30 seconds to go.

0:24:500:24:55

And there's Ella, look at her. It's so slippery now.

0:24:550:24:59

Teddy has got to the end, let's see what he scooped up.

0:24:590:25:02

He really has had enough of this, I get the feeling, Teddy,

0:25:020:25:05

and who can blame him? Cos it's so, so slippery.

0:25:050:25:08

He's got another payload. What's this?

0:25:100:25:12

Let's see if Teddy can get up here.

0:25:120:25:14

No, he can't and that's all down his front.

0:25:140:25:17

No chance of delivering that now unless he wrings out his T-shirt.

0:25:170:25:21

KLAXON BLARES Time's up.

0:25:210:25:24

-And it's all over.

-And it's all over them.

0:25:240:25:27

-Welcome back, everybody. Wow!

-That stinks.

0:25:290:25:32

It does stink about as much as you were stinking a minute ago,

0:25:320:25:36

but I can announce that by quite a distance, the winner was Ella.

0:25:360:25:41

So, Ella, help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:25:410:25:44

HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS

0:25:440:25:46

Good choice.

0:25:460:25:47

Or is it? It's time to count up the Year Spheres,

0:25:470:25:51

and remember the AD dates

0:25:510:25:53

are added and the BC dates are subtracted.

0:25:530:25:57

It's the moment of truth.

0:25:570:25:59

So, Teddy, let's open up that Year Sphere of yours

0:25:590:26:01

and see what we've got.

0:26:010:26:03

Oh, Teddy, Teddy, it's 2000 BC, the dawn of the Bronze Age

0:26:050:26:11

in Britain round about then.

0:26:110:26:13

Ella, let's see what you've got in yours.

0:26:130:26:15

60 AD, Boudicca rebelled

0:26:150:26:17

against the Romans that year.

0:26:170:26:20

Let's have a look

0:26:200:26:21

at that second one.

0:26:210:26:23

1649 AD, King Charles I

0:26:230:26:25

was beheaded that year.

0:26:250:26:27

Now the all-important third one,

0:26:270:26:29

-SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH

-Let's have a look at it.

0:26:290:26:31

Oh, 264 BC,

0:26:310:26:34

the first Roman gladiator games.

0:26:340:26:37

That means you have a total of 1445.

0:26:370:26:42

That's what you got to beat, Finn.

0:26:420:26:44

Let's have a look at the first one.

0:26:440:26:46

1727 AD, George II became king that year,

0:26:460:26:51

which means you're in the lead

0:26:510:26:52

at the moment.

0:26:520:26:53

It all hinges on this last sphere,

0:26:530:26:55

let's open it up, Finn.

0:26:550:26:57

1533 AD, Henry VIII

0:26:570:27:01

married Anne Boleyn that year

0:27:010:27:02

and that means that, Finn,

0:27:020:27:05

you have a total of 3,260.

0:27:050:27:08

Finn is today's winner,

0:27:080:27:10

which means he'll be taking home the sort of prize that will have

0:27:100:27:13

all his neighbours saying,

0:27:130:27:15

"Did you see that awful prize they gave that kid next door?

0:27:150:27:19

"It were awful."

0:27:190:27:20

Because it's something terrible that Rattus has fished

0:27:200:27:23

-out of the Time Sewer.

-It's some ice cream.

0:27:230:27:26

-Woo-hoo!

-That actually sounds quite nice.

0:27:260:27:28

Yes, Victorian ice cream contaminated with dust, cat hair and lice.

0:27:280:27:32

-I stand corrected. There you go, Finn.

-Oh...thank you.

-Bon appetit.

0:27:320:27:37

Tuck in.

0:27:370:27:39

So, congratulations

0:27:390:27:40

to Finn and bad luck to our gallant runners-up, Teddy and Ella.

0:27:400:27:45

It's a trip to the Time Sewer for you two, I'm afraid.

0:27:450:27:48

Off you go. Bye.

0:27:480:27:49

-Uggh!

-Bye!

-Bye.

0:27:490:27:51

If you want to play along at home next time,

0:27:510:27:53

don't forget to download the Gory Games app.

0:27:530:27:55

RATTUS LAUGHS

0:27:550:27:58

-Well, I've been Dave Lamb, he's been trouble.

-I do my best.

0:28:000:28:04

And that was Gory Games. Goodbye.

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