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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# Better turn off This show ain't for you

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# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

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# Horrible Histories Gory...

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# Games! #

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Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me...

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And me...

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I think it's safe to say this is the only time you will see

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a lamb and a rat and the rat will be the cuter one.

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Well, that's highly debatable. Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.

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Hi, my name's Katie and I'm from Watford.

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Hello, Katie.

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My name's Christopher and I'm from Hertfordshire.

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Hello, Christopher.

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I'm Eloise and I'm from London.

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Hello, Eloise.

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Welcome, everyone.

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And you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app.

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Check out the CBBC website.

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Right, you lot

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are playing to win Year Spheres.

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At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score

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will win a prize of my choosing that's so good,

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I wanted to keep it myself.

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And our winner will wish you had.

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So, where better to start than with round one?

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What's it about? Let's go over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Slimy Stuarts.

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So, four questions on the Stuarts coming up.

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The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

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And your four Stuart topics are...

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Eloise, you get to pick first.

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Food.

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I'm afraid to say that is a prop question.

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Prop question, prop question, prop question...

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Oh, don't look like that, Dave.

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I swear on the grave of my great-grandfather

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that there are no booby traps in the cupboard today.

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Well, thank you, Rattus.

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Oh!

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I thought you swore on the grave of your great-grandfather!

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He doesn't have a grave,

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he was a rat.

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Yes, of course he was.

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There's the prop, no thanks to Rattus.

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And this is a plate of ambergris.

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So, it was a dish much-loved by Charles II but what is ambergris?

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Well, they're all disgusting but is it A, B or C?

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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Eloise and Christopher have agreed on A,

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Katie thinks the answer is C.

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The answer actually is...

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A - regurgitated whale phlegm.

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I mean, Charles II used to have it for breakfast.

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If nobody else wants it, Dave, do you mind if I...

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Let's just save it for later on, shall we?

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Excellent, so that's a point for Eloise and a point for Christopher.

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It's your turn to pick a topic.

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Civil War.

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At the Battle of Edgehill, during the Civil War,

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what did Dr William Harvey pull over his legs to keep warm?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Everyone in total agreement.

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Are they all right or all wrong?

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The answer is...

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He pulled dead bodies over his legs to keep himself warm.

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-I guess dead bodies do keep you warm.

-Do "vey"?

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Yes, I suppose a duvet would have been preferable.

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That's points all round.

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Katie, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Cures, please.

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Which of these was a traditional Stuart cure for a fever?

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Putting your feet in a bucket of cold tea,

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rubbing your feet with the juice of ten bananas,

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or cutting a pigeon in half and placing one half on each foot?

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What do you think?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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Total agreement again.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is C. The sliced pigeon option, of course.

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Cold tea or bananas, as if they would work. Ridiculous!

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Well played, everyone.

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One point each.

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There's one category left.

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And that, Rattus, is a question from your absolute favourite...

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Death.

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Hello!

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What was famous Tudor scientist Francis Bacon's stupid death?

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He choked on a bacon sandwich,

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he got his scarf caught in the wheels of his carriage

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or he caught pneumonia from stuffing a chicken with snow?

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What do you think?

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Let's have a look at your answers now, please.

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Eloise has gone for B, Christopher and Katie have both gone for C.

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Let's find out what the answer is.

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The answer is...

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C - he caught pneumonia from stuffing

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a chicken with snow.

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Sir Francis worked out how to preserve food by freezing it

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but forgot to preserve himself!

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HE LAUGHS

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That's a point each

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for Christopher and Katie, which means,

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with a maximum score,

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Christopher is the winner of the first Year Sphere.

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And it's time for me to say -

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all hail the Potty Pyramid!

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Christopher, help yourself to a Year Sphere.

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I hope you've chosen carefully, Christopher,

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because AD dates will be added to your total

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and of course BC dates will be subtracted from it.

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So, winning the Stuart quiz means that Christopher

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is automatically through to play the Stuart Game

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but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?

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Let's find out, shall we?

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It's an all play Silly Game.

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So, that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

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Dave, do you have any air freshener?

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-I don't have any air freshener, no, I'm afraid.

-Stinky poo!

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When Oliver Cromwell had his portrait painted

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by Dutch artist Peter Lely,

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he insisted that it was true in every detail,

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with the blemishes, pimples, warts and all.

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It's time to play...

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Three portraits of Crommers, but where are his warts?

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Your challenge - to fire warts onto your portrait.

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The person with the most warts on their Cromwell's face,

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in the time limit, wins the Year Sphere.

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Pick up those paintbrushes as your time starts now.

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BUZZER BLARES

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Here we go! Now, they've got to fling warts onto Cromwell's face.

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And here goes Katie.

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-Bosh.

-She's done it!

-Oh, right in there!

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-Well, that was a superb start, wasn't it, Rattus?

-It certainly was.

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And that is a wart to the bottom right jowl of Cromwell's face.

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Oh, and Eloise has just notched her first wart, too.

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There's another one landed!

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Katie's doing extremely well and Eloise has started equally well.

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These girls are very good at flicking warts.

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That's what we've learned.

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That's a third for Eloise, brilliant flicking!

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Oh, that's bad luck from Christopher.

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Just falling a bit shy there.

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All those warts are in front of Cromwell

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in Christopher's lane.

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He hasn't quite managed to land one, as yet.

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Cromwell should be delighted, of course,

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because he's looking much more attractive in that picture

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but that wasn't what he wanted, was it, Rattus?

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-No, he was proud of his warts.

-He loved his warts.

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And here's Katie with another one.

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Oh, Eloise has got another one too!

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These girls really are very good.

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Perhaps they've been playing lacrosse at school.

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-I think that's what it is, Rattus.

-Quite right, Dave.

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Boom! Another one for Eloise.

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30 seconds remaining.

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Ah, with the best will in the world, you have to say

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Christopher's probably out of this, now. It's between the girls.

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There's another one landed for Eloise, there.

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It really is very close.

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Dave, I have to admit, I am actually quite warty

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but you wouldn't know it under all this fur.

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Well, we know it now, don't we, Rattus? Thanks for that.

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And it's even Stevens for Katie and Eloise, here.

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Just one more wart might secure victory.

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But there's only seconds remaining.

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Oh, there's the first one for Christopher!

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Oh, right on the buzzer it was!

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And that's a very realistic picture for me.

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I believe Cromwell might have looked like that.

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He definitely didn't look like that.

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Welcome back, everybody, back behind those podiums.

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Well, I can tell you that in joint first with six each was

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Eloise and Katie.

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So that means you get one Year Sphere each.

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So, help yourself, please.

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Right. Round two.

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To find out what's up next, it's back over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Nasty Knights.

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Four questions again and your four all-important knight topics are...

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So, Christopher, it's your turn to pick first this time.

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-What'll you have?

-Crossbows, please.

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True or false - the crossbow was banned by the Church in 1139?

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So, the crossbow was banned by the Church in 1139.

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Is that true or false?

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Let's see your answers, please.

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Everybody thinks it's false. What's the answer?

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It's true.

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A crossbow bolt could go clean through a knight and kill him.

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The Church thought it was unfair that an untrained peasant could

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kill a highly trained knight

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and so did us knights.

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No points at the start of that round.

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-Katie, it's your turn to pick next.

-Squires, please.

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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True or false - after a heavy day on the battlefield, a squire only had

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to clean the mud and blood off the outside of a knight's armour?

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So, after a heavy day on the battlefield, a squire only had to

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clean the mud and blood off the outside of a knight's armour?

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Is that true or false?

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Eloise and Christopher have agreed on true,

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Katie, out on her own there, with false. What's the answer, Rattus?

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It's false.

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They had to clean the inside as well as the outside

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and let's just say, knights didn't get a toilet break during battle.

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Oh, no, the armour was like a big, stinking, metal nappy.

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-Wee and poo everywhere! It was...

-All right, Rattus Rattus,

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all right, we get the picture.

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Well done, Katie. Eloise, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Chivalry.

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Is this true or false?

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Is that true or is that false? Let's see your answers.

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Eloise and Christopher agreeing again, this time with true,

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Katie thinks that's false. Let's find out the actual answer.

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It's true.

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Well, that's levelled it all up.

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One question left in this round.

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True or false -

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a melee was a rousing song that knights would sing before battle?

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A rousing song that knights would sing before a battle?

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Is that true or is that false?

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Eloise and Christopher, spookily agreeing with each other again.

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Katie thinks that's true. Let's find out what the answer is.

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It's false.

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Tournaments would often feature a melee which was basically

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lots of knights fighting.

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Nobody was supposed to actually get injured but, what can I say,

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accidents happen!

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Ow! Ow.

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Congratulations, Eloise and Christopher,

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that means that you have tied that round.

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Katie, just for now,

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you are history as we go into a tie-breaker situation.

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Beginning with the letter F,

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in which country was the famous Battle of Agincourt?

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-Christopher?

-France.

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France is the right answer. Well done, Christopher.

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Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

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And let's hope it's not a Stone Age one...

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which can really mess up your score.

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OK, Christopher, you're through to play the Knight's Game

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but will it be just you or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out.

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It's a single player game

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and I hope you're feeling brave as it's a Stupid Death Game.

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Get yourself down the Time Sewer, it's safer in there.

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So, time now for a game that requires bravery, skill,

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cunning and good balance.

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But mainly just good balance.

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It's time to play...

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What's this game about, Death?

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Little story here from the archive, the poo-related death archive,

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which is actually the largest room in my house, after my scythe collection.

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Anyway, in 1291,

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a band of Crusaders raided a Saracen camp under cover of darkness

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but one of them tripped on a tent rope, fell into a toilet hole

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and drowned in poo! HE LAUGHS

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The Crusader became a "Poosader"!

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It works.

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Anyway, your challenge is to get from one side of the Saracen camp

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to the other and rescue the fallen knight from the poopy pit

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without touching any tent ropes.

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Snag a rope three times and you'll wake the Saracen and it's game over.

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Your time starts...

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now!

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And here we go. Christopher enters the first web of tent ropes.

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Of course, Rattus, each rope fitted with a bell.

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Three rings and the game's over.

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He's keeping an eye on the Saracen, I don't blame him.

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He did seem to wiggle a rope there but I think he got away with it,

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no bell's rung yet. Oh, he's through.

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He's doing extremely well.

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Now then, on to the second web. This one's a bit harder.

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It's a real test of balance. Can he do it?

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SARACEN SNORTS

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Oh! Shush, shush! The Saracen is stirring.

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Oh! He's rung a bell there!

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That's his first. He's only got two more.

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He's only allowed two more rings.

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Christopher freezes there to avoid further detection.

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On to his final web, now.

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He's got to be so careful.

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Taking a deep breath, there.

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Oh, that's a bell going off.

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The Saracen's stirring.

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Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock! Your time is running out.

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I really wish Death wouldn't do that. Christopher's through!

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Christopher's through and now he's trying to rescue

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his colleague from the cesspit. He's just got to yank him...

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-He's running out of time, Rattus.

-Yank him!

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Well, I don't know what the Saracens were eating

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but that poo is proving to be extraordinarily sticky.

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-Well, he's done it.

-He's done it!

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Christopher has plucked the Crusader out of the poo hole.

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Let's hope he doesn't have to give him mouth-to-mouth.

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Well done indeed, Christopher.

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Help yourself to a Year Sphere, straightaway.

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Is that a good choice? We'll find out later.

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Right, round three

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and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

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It's the Measly Middle Ages.

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Four questions, as always, and here are your four Middle Ages topics...

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So, Katie, it's your turn to pick, this time. What would you like?

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Edward III, please.

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The wedding of King Edward III was rather unusual.

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Was it because it took place in a...

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What do you think?

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Let's see your answers, now, please.

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Well, everybody thinks that's B.

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Let's find out if it is.

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The answer is...

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The wedding was held in York Minster

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which had no roof at the time

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and it was snowing.

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Snowing on the bride.

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Well, I guess that must have saved on confetti.

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What's spaghetti got to do with this?

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Slight misunderstanding.

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Well done, everybody. Eloise, it's your turn to pick next.

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Food.

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In the Middle Ages, the Church said,

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"You shouldn't eat meat on a Friday." Although fish was allowed.

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So, to get around the rule, which of these did people eat?

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Was it...

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Let's see your answers now, please.

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Slight disagreement this time.

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Katie thinks it's A, Eloise and Christopher think it's B.

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What's the actual answer?

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The answer is...

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Some people pointed out that beavers swam a lot,

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and had a weird tail so they were sort of fish.

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Just a very, very meaty fish. They're clever, ain't they?

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No points for that question but all still to play for.

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-Christopher, what would you like?

-Sport, please.

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That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

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Oh, this is only the best question ever!

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Oh, Rattus. So, which is it?

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Eloise and Christopher think the answer's A, Katie thinks it's C.

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Let's find out what it actually is.

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The answer is...

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As in, aim for the butt. No, not my butt, THE butt.

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That's a point for Eloise and a point for Christopher.

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Everyone still in it this round.

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With one question left, it's a question on cures.

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It's a right tricky one, this.

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Urgh. Is it A, B or C?

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Show me those answers now, please.

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Eloise and Christopher again agreeing. Katie has gone for C.

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The answer is...

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Coincidentally, squashed crickets and beetles is one of my favourite meals.

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Each to their own.

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Bad luck, Katie.

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That means that for now you are history but Eloise and Christopher,

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we're in another tie-break situation.

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Beginning with the letter R, what was the first name

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of the English king nicknamed the Lionheart? Eloise?

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-Richard.

-Richard is absolutely right. Well done, Eloise.

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Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

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Eloise, you won the Middle Ages quiz

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so you're through to play the Middle Ages Game

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but will you be playing alone or will the others be joining you?

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Let's find out.

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It's an all play Gory Game. Yes!

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So, everybody, get down that Time Sewer.

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Well done, Katie.

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Funerals always bring a tear to the eye

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but not usually because of all the smoke.

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At William the Conqueror's funeral,

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his servants stole his treasure and the church burned down.

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It's time to play...

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You are William's servants

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and your challenge is to take his treasure and put it in your chest.

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All the treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own loot

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but you'd better be quick because the church is going to burn down.

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Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere

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and your time starts...

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now.

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And they're off.

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Well, that's just come off in Eloise's hand.

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That was a lucky break for her. She's taken that very, very quickly.

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Eloise straight into the lead, there.

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But not for long!

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There's one for Christopher and for Katie.

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And there's Christopher working away at a candlestick.

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And they're all level pegging now.

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The crucial thing here, I can't emphasise it enough, Rattus,

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is that they have to use the correctly colour-coded treasure.

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Absolutely right, Dave.

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There's no point in spending a lot of time unscrewing treasure

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that isn't actually yours to steal.

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Yes, whereas in a normal burglary, it wouldn't matter,

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just grab whatever you can

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and get out as quickly as you can before the police arrive...

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I've...I've heard.

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Something we know but our contestants hopefully don't

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is that William's body was so bloated and rotten at his funeral

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that it exploded.

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-Oh!

-Oh!

-What was I just telling you?

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-Oh, prophetic, Dave.

-Prophetic indeed.

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They barely looked up from their work, did they, Rattus?

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Maybe half a step backwards but they were straight back into it.

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So, Katie's in the lead with five items.

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She really is light fingered, isn't she, that one?

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Christopher's not far behind.

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Of course, it goes without saying that you shouldn't ever steal,

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not even from a dead tyrant,

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but it does make a great game, doesn't it, Rattus?

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It certainly does, Dave.

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Oh, hang on. Oh, no, Eloise, that candlestick won't count,

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it's the wrong colour. That's one of Christopher's!

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30 seconds remaining.

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Time is running out to try and nab those last few treasures.

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Dave, do you think they'll ever make thieving an Olympic sport?

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Well, wouldn't the gold medal just get stolen?

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Eloise gets the right colour this time

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but will she be able to catch the others?

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Hello, is that smoke I see?

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This is what actually happened

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during William the Conqueror's funeral. The place burnt down.

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-Fire, everything's on fire. It's burning!

-Someone call 999!

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Actually, don't bother, it's all over.

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Time's up.

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And that last piece from Eloise won't count.

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Welcome back, everybody.

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Very well played. That was very, very close.

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I can tell you that in third place, with four pieces of treasure,

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was Eloise.

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But in joint first place, with five pieces each,

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was Katie and Christopher. So, help yourself, please.

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I don't think anyone predicted you were going to choose that one.

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And, Christopher, help yourself, please.

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Excellent stuff.

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It's the final round and that means it's over to the Gory Grid

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one last time to find out what we've got.

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It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

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No quirky quiz in our final round.

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It's straight to our big, all play game and it is well scary.

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So, everybody, back down that Time Sewer with the lot of you.

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When Queen Victoria was just a child,

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grave robbing was a common crime.

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The bodies were sold to surgeons who wanted to use them

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to find out more about how the human body works.

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It is time to play...

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Your vile Victorian challenge is to steal

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three corpses from the graveyard.

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Get them through the railings, onto the carts, find the key

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to the cemetery gates and get them onto the surgeon's table.

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-If you hear this noise...

-WHISTLE BLOWS

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..then you must rush back to the cemetery and hide

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so the policeman doesn't spot you.

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A second whistle means you can go again.

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The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table

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and grab the dodgy money is the winner.

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In three, two, one...

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BUZZER BLARES

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And they're off. Here we go and Christopher is first to show, there.

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Now, they're all trying to push their bodies through

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rather than pull them through.

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That's an interesting tactic, isn't it?

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Certainly, that's the way to move a corpse, Dave,

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by pushing, not pulling.

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Christopher's lost a body off his trolley, there,

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and the trolley's misbehaving.

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-That's a wobbly wheel, isn't it, Rattus?

-A wobbly trolley.

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-Yeah, you organised that wobbly wheel, I believe.

-Certainly did.

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Look at this - Katie is already at the lock.

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And Katie is through! That's the first corpse ready to be dissected.

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Makes her way back now. Look at the other two.

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They're still struggling with their locks.

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Oh, there's the first cobweb.

0:23:090:23:11

Katie is now back through the railings and she's got a golfer.

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How strange that the golfer was buried in his golf trousers, Rattus.

0:23:140:23:18

Oh, now, Eloise is finally through with her first corpse and, yes,

0:23:180:23:21

Christopher is not far behind but Katie is miles ahead.

0:23:210:23:25

Second corpse nearly ready for the dodgy surgeon.

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There we go. Oh, and there's Christopher's first corpse.

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Oh, and Eloise is literally ramming that body

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through the railings, there. No respect for the dead.

0:23:360:23:39

-WHISTLE BLOWS

-And there's the whistle.

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Now, Rattus, this means that they've got to hide because

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here comes the policeman.

0:23:440:23:45

The most unobservant policeman in Britain is now missing corpses.

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He's not seeing grave robbers and he is going to go back

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to his super and report that everything was fine.

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Shoddy policing! Slipshod, bad advert for the police force.

0:23:540:23:58

WHISTLE BLOWS

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But never mind that because here come the contestants again.

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Eloise and Christopher really need to get a move on

0:24:020:24:05

if they're going to catch Katie.

0:24:050:24:06

Come on, Christopher!

0:24:060:24:07

These are the hard yards. This is were the training pays off.

0:24:070:24:10

Eloise has number two,

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Katie is on the last corpse.

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She's going to head back down. All she's got to do is

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take the dodgy money.

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She's got the dodgy money.

0:24:170:24:18

She just needs to get back through that fence.

0:24:180:24:20

She's there! And Katie has successfully sold some corpses

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to a naughty surgeon.

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Welcome back, everybody. Well played.

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Help yourself, Katie.

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A final Year Sphere.

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She's gone for that one.

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Now, it is time to count up those Year Spheres.

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And remember, AD dates are added to your total

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and BC dates are subtracted from it.

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It's the moment of truth.

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OK, Eloise, let's open up that first one.

0:24:490:24:53

It's a good start.

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The beginning of the Hundred Years War with France, that year.

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Let's have a look at your second one, this could be crucial.

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Oh, it's not so good.

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The first ever ancient Olympics was that year.

0:25:050:25:08

That leaves you, Eloise, with a total of 561.

0:25:080:25:13

So that's what you've got to try and beat, Christopher.

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Let's have a look at your first sphere.

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Oh, it's a good one.

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When women got the right to vote in the UK.

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Let's have a look at the second one.

0:25:230:25:26

The birth of William Shakespeare, that year.

0:25:280:25:30

The third one.

0:25:300:25:31

The Battle of Waterloo. Let's look at the last one.

0:25:340:25:36

Hadrian's Wall began to be built that year.

0:25:410:25:43

So that is an excellent total you've got there, Christopher.

0:25:430:25:46

Now, Katie, let's see if you can beat that.

0:25:490:25:52

Open that first one, please.

0:25:520:25:55

The death of William II. A good start.

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Let's have a look at the second one.

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Roman Emperor Claudius invaded Britain, that might not be enough.

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Let's have a look at the third one.

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Oh, and it's 55 BC.

0:26:090:26:11

Julius Caesar invaded Britain that year.

0:26:110:26:14

Katie has scored 1,088 which means that today's winner is

0:26:140:26:20

-Christopher.

-Thank you.

0:26:200:26:22

And how could we send you home without a truly fantastic prize?

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Well, like this, because you'll be getting some

0:26:270:26:30

old rubbish that he's found in the Time Sewer.

0:26:300:26:32

Prepare to eat your words, my friend,

0:26:320:26:34

because today's prize really is fantastic.

0:26:340:26:38

It's an actual crown.

0:26:380:26:40

What, a genuine crown as worn by an actual king?

0:26:400:26:44

Even better, Dave, it's the crown that was presented

0:26:440:26:48

to the champion at Ancient Greece's Isthmian Games, no less.

0:26:480:26:52

Wow!

0:26:520:26:53

It's a crown of celery!

0:26:530:26:56

Brilliant.

0:26:560:26:57

Well, Christopher, that is your prize. Do you have a rabbit at home?

0:26:570:27:01

No, but I like it anyway.

0:27:010:27:03

Well done, Christopher, superb work

0:27:030:27:05

and well done also to our gallant runners-up, Eloise and Katie,

0:27:050:27:09

who've won the chance to pick up a wide variety of rotting vegetation

0:27:090:27:12

because we're going to flush them down the Time Sewers.

0:27:120:27:15

I'm sorry about this. Off you go!

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If you want to play along at home next time,

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don't forget to download the Gory Games app.

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RATTUS LAUGHS

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I'm Dave Lamb. He's...well, he's actually getting worse.

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-I do my best.

-And this has been Gory Games.

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-Goodbye.

-Goodbye.

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