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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
# Better turn off This show ain't for you | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# Still watching? Then let's test your brains | 0:00:13 | 0:00:17 | |
# With Horrible Histories Gory Games | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
# Horrible Histories Gory... | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
# Games! # | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me... | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
And me... | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
I think it's safe to say this is the only time you will see | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
a lamb and a rat and the rat will be the cuter one. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Well, that's highly debatable. Let's meet today's Horrible Historians. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:41 | |
Hi, my name's Katie and I'm from Watford. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Hello, Katie. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
My name's Christopher and I'm from Hertfordshire. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Hello, Christopher. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
I'm Eloise and I'm from London. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
Hello, Eloise. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
Welcome, everyone. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
And you can play along at home too using the Gory Games app. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
Check out the CBBC website. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
Right, you lot | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
are playing to win Year Spheres. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
At the end of the show, the person with the highest year score | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
will win a prize of my choosing that's so good, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
I wanted to keep it myself. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
And our winner will wish you had. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
So, where better to start than with round one? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
What's it about? Let's go over to the Gory Grid. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
It's the Slimy Stuarts. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:23 | |
So, four questions on the Stuarts coming up. | 0:01:23 | 0:01:26 | |
The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
And your four Stuart topics are... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
Eloise, you get to pick first. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Food. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
I'm afraid to say that is a prop question. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Prop question, prop question, prop question... | 0:01:43 | 0:01:45 | |
Oh, don't look like that, Dave. | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
I swear on the grave of my great-grandfather | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
that there are no booby traps in the cupboard today. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Well, thank you, Rattus. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Oh! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
I thought you swore on the grave of your great-grandfather! | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
He doesn't have a grave, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
he was a rat. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:01 | |
Yes, of course he was. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
There's the prop, no thanks to Rattus. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
And this is a plate of ambergris. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
So, it was a dish much-loved by Charles II but what is ambergris? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:14 | |
Well, they're all disgusting but is it A, B or C? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Eloise and Christopher have agreed on A, | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
Katie thinks the answer is C. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
The answer actually is... | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
A - regurgitated whale phlegm. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
I mean, Charles II used to have it for breakfast. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
If nobody else wants it, Dave, do you mind if I... | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Let's just save it for later on, shall we? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
Excellent, so that's a point for Eloise and a point for Christopher. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
It's your turn to pick a topic. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
Civil War. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
At the Battle of Edgehill, during the Civil War, | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
what did Dr William Harvey pull over his legs to keep warm? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
Show me your answers now, please. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Everyone in total agreement. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
Are they all right or all wrong? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
The answer is... | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
He pulled dead bodies over his legs to keep himself warm. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-I guess dead bodies do keep you warm. -Do "vey"? | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Yes, I suppose a duvet would have been preferable. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
That's points all round. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Katie, it's your turn to pick a topic. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
Cures, please. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
Which of these was a traditional Stuart cure for a fever? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
Putting your feet in a bucket of cold tea, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
rubbing your feet with the juice of ten bananas, | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
or cutting a pigeon in half and placing one half on each foot? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:44 | |
What do you think? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
Show me your answers now, please. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Total agreement again. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
What's the answer? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
The answer is C. The sliced pigeon option, of course. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
Cold tea or bananas, as if they would work. Ridiculous! | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Well played, everyone. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
One point each. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
There's one category left. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
And that, Rattus, is a question from your absolute favourite... | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Death. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Hello! | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
What was famous Tudor scientist Francis Bacon's stupid death? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
He choked on a bacon sandwich, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
he got his scarf caught in the wheels of his carriage | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
or he caught pneumonia from stuffing a chicken with snow? | 0:04:26 | 0:04:31 | |
What do you think? | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
Let's have a look at your answers now, please. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
Eloise has gone for B, Christopher and Katie have both gone for C. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
Let's find out what the answer is. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
The answer is... | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
C - he caught pneumonia from stuffing | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
a chicken with snow. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Sir Francis worked out how to preserve food by freezing it | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
but forgot to preserve himself! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
That's a point each | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
for Christopher and Katie, which means, | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
with a maximum score, | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Christopher is the winner of the first Year Sphere. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
And it's time for me to say - | 0:05:04 | 0:05:05 | |
all hail the Potty Pyramid! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
Christopher, help yourself to a Year Sphere. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
I hope you've chosen carefully, Christopher, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
because AD dates will be added to your total | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
and of course BC dates will be subtracted from it. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
So, winning the Stuart quiz means that Christopher | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
is automatically through to play the Stuart Game | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
but will he be alone or will everyone get to play? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Let's find out, shall we? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
It's an all play Silly Game. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
So, that means it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
Dave, do you have any air freshener? | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
-I don't have any air freshener, no, I'm afraid. -Stinky poo! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
When Oliver Cromwell had his portrait painted | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
by Dutch artist Peter Lely, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
he insisted that it was true in every detail, | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
with the blemishes, pimples, warts and all. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
It's time to play... | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
Three portraits of Crommers, but where are his warts? | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Your challenge - to fire warts onto your portrait. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
The person with the most warts on their Cromwell's face, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
in the time limit, wins the Year Sphere. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
Pick up those paintbrushes as your time starts now. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
BUZZER BLARES | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
Here we go! Now, they've got to fling warts onto Cromwell's face. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
And here goes Katie. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
-Bosh. -She's done it! -Oh, right in there! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-Well, that was a superb start, wasn't it, Rattus? -It certainly was. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
And that is a wart to the bottom right jowl of Cromwell's face. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:40 | |
Oh, and Eloise has just notched her first wart, too. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:44 | |
There's another one landed! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Katie's doing extremely well and Eloise has started equally well. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
These girls are very good at flicking warts. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
That's what we've learned. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
That's a third for Eloise, brilliant flicking! | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Oh, that's bad luck from Christopher. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Just falling a bit shy there. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
All those warts are in front of Cromwell | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
in Christopher's lane. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
He hasn't quite managed to land one, as yet. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Cromwell should be delighted, of course, | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
because he's looking much more attractive in that picture | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
but that wasn't what he wanted, was it, Rattus? | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
-No, he was proud of his warts. -He loved his warts. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
And here's Katie with another one. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh, Eloise has got another one too! | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
These girls really are very good. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Perhaps they've been playing lacrosse at school. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-I think that's what it is, Rattus. -Quite right, Dave. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
Boom! Another one for Eloise. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
30 seconds remaining. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Ah, with the best will in the world, you have to say | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Christopher's probably out of this, now. It's between the girls. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
There's another one landed for Eloise, there. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
It really is very close. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Dave, I have to admit, I am actually quite warty | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
but you wouldn't know it under all this fur. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Well, we know it now, don't we, Rattus? Thanks for that. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
And it's even Stevens for Katie and Eloise, here. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Just one more wart might secure victory. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
But there's only seconds remaining. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
Oh, there's the first one for Christopher! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Oh, right on the buzzer it was! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
And that's a very realistic picture for me. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
I believe Cromwell might have looked like that. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
He definitely didn't look like that. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Welcome back, everybody, back behind those podiums. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Well, I can tell you that in joint first with six each was | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
Eloise and Katie. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
So that means you get one Year Sphere each. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
So, help yourself, please. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Right. Round two. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
To find out what's up next, it's back over to the Gory Grid. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:35 | |
It's the Nasty Knights. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
Four questions again and your four all-important knight topics are... | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
So, Christopher, it's your turn to pick first this time. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
-What'll you have? -Crossbows, please. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
True or false - the crossbow was banned by the Church in 1139? | 0:08:55 | 0:09:00 | |
So, the crossbow was banned by the Church in 1139. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Is that true or false? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Let's see your answers, please. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Everybody thinks it's false. What's the answer? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
It's true. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
A crossbow bolt could go clean through a knight and kill him. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
The Church thought it was unfair that an untrained peasant could | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
kill a highly trained knight | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
and so did us knights. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
No points at the start of that round. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
-Katie, it's your turn to pick next. -Squires, please. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
That is a question from Rattus Rattus. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
True or false - after a heavy day on the battlefield, a squire only had | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
to clean the mud and blood off the outside of a knight's armour? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
So, after a heavy day on the battlefield, a squire only had to | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
clean the mud and blood off the outside of a knight's armour? | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Is that true or false? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
Eloise and Christopher have agreed on true, | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Katie, out on her own there, with false. What's the answer, Rattus? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:53 | |
It's false. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
They had to clean the inside as well as the outside | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
and let's just say, knights didn't get a toilet break during battle. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Oh, no, the armour was like a big, stinking, metal nappy. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
-Wee and poo everywhere! It was... -All right, Rattus Rattus, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
all right, we get the picture. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Well done, Katie. Eloise, it's your turn to pick a topic. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
Chivalry. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
Is this true or false? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:17 | |
Is that true or is that false? Let's see your answers. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Eloise and Christopher agreeing again, this time with true, | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Katie thinks that's false. Let's find out the actual answer. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:34 | |
It's true. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Well, that's levelled it all up. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
One question left in this round. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
True or false - | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
a melee was a rousing song that knights would sing before battle? | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
A rousing song that knights would sing before a battle? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Is that true or is that false? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Eloise and Christopher, spookily agreeing with each other again. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
Katie thinks that's true. Let's find out what the answer is. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
It's false. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Tournaments would often feature a melee which was basically | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
lots of knights fighting. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Nobody was supposed to actually get injured but, what can I say, | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
accidents happen! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Ow! Ow. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
Congratulations, Eloise and Christopher, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
that means that you have tied that round. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Katie, just for now, | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
you are history as we go into a tie-breaker situation. | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
Beginning with the letter F, | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
in which country was the famous Battle of Agincourt? | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
-Christopher? -France. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:31 | |
France is the right answer. Well done, Christopher. | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
Help yourself to a Year Sphere. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
And let's hope it's not a Stone Age one... | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
which can really mess up your score. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
OK, Christopher, you're through to play the Knight's Game | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
but will it be just you or will the others get to play too? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Let's find out. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
It's a single player game | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
and I hope you're feeling brave as it's a Stupid Death Game. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:59 | |
Get yourself down the Time Sewer, it's safer in there. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
So, time now for a game that requires bravery, skill, | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
cunning and good balance. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:13 | |
But mainly just good balance. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
It's time to play... | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
What's this game about, Death? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
Little story here from the archive, the poo-related death archive, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:24 | |
which is actually the largest room in my house, after my scythe collection. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
Anyway, in 1291, | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
a band of Crusaders raided a Saracen camp under cover of darkness | 0:12:30 | 0:12:34 | |
but one of them tripped on a tent rope, fell into a toilet hole | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
and drowned in poo! HE LAUGHS | 0:12:37 | 0:12:41 | |
The Crusader became a "Poosader"! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:43 | |
It works. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
Anyway, your challenge is to get from one side of the Saracen camp | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
to the other and rescue the fallen knight from the poopy pit | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
without touching any tent ropes. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Snag a rope three times and you'll wake the Saracen and it's game over. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Your time starts... | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
now! | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
And here we go. Christopher enters the first web of tent ropes. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
Of course, Rattus, each rope fitted with a bell. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:13 | |
Three rings and the game's over. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
He's keeping an eye on the Saracen, I don't blame him. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
He did seem to wiggle a rope there but I think he got away with it, | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
no bell's rung yet. Oh, he's through. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
He's doing extremely well. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Now then, on to the second web. This one's a bit harder. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
It's a real test of balance. Can he do it? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
SARACEN SNORTS | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Oh! Shush, shush! The Saracen is stirring. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
Oh! He's rung a bell there! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
That's his first. He's only got two more. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
He's only allowed two more rings. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
Christopher freezes there to avoid further detection. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
On to his final web, now. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
He's got to be so careful. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:48 | |
Taking a deep breath, there. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
Oh, that's a bell going off. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
The Saracen's stirring. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock! Your time is running out. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
I really wish Death wouldn't do that. Christopher's through! | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
Christopher's through and now he's trying to rescue | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
his colleague from the cesspit. He's just got to yank him... | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
-He's running out of time, Rattus. -Yank him! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
Well, I don't know what the Saracens were eating | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
but that poo is proving to be extraordinarily sticky. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
-Well, he's done it. -He's done it! | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Christopher has plucked the Crusader out of the poo hole. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Let's hope he doesn't have to give him mouth-to-mouth. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
Well done indeed, Christopher. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Help yourself to a Year Sphere, straightaway. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Is that a good choice? We'll find out later. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Right, round three | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
and it's over to the Gory Grid to find out what's up next. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
It's the Measly Middle Ages. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
Four questions, as always, and here are your four Middle Ages topics... | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
So, Katie, it's your turn to pick, this time. What would you like? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
Edward III, please. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
The wedding of King Edward III was rather unusual. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
Was it because it took place in a... | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
What do you think? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
Let's see your answers, now, please. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Well, everybody thinks that's B. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Let's find out if it is. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
The answer is... | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
The wedding was held in York Minster | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
which had no roof at the time | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
and it was snowing. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
Snowing on the bride. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Well, I guess that must have saved on confetti. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
What's spaghetti got to do with this? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
Slight misunderstanding. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:33 | |
Well done, everybody. Eloise, it's your turn to pick next. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Food. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
In the Middle Ages, the Church said, | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
"You shouldn't eat meat on a Friday." Although fish was allowed. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
So, to get around the rule, which of these did people eat? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
Was it... | 0:15:54 | 0:15:55 | |
Let's see your answers now, please. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
Slight disagreement this time. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Katie thinks it's A, Eloise and Christopher think it's B. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
What's the actual answer? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
The answer is... | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Some people pointed out that beavers swam a lot, | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
and had a weird tail so they were sort of fish. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:15 | |
Just a very, very meaty fish. They're clever, ain't they? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
No points for that question but all still to play for. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
-Christopher, what would you like? -Sport, please. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
That is a question from Rattus Rattus. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
Oh, this is only the best question ever! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Oh, Rattus. So, which is it? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Eloise and Christopher think the answer's A, Katie thinks it's C. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:49 | |
Let's find out what it actually is. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
The answer is... | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
As in, aim for the butt. No, not my butt, THE butt. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:59 | |
That's a point for Eloise and a point for Christopher. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
Everyone still in it this round. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
With one question left, it's a question on cures. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
It's a right tricky one, this. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
Urgh. Is it A, B or C? | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
Show me those answers now, please. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:25 | |
Eloise and Christopher again agreeing. Katie has gone for C. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:29 | |
The answer is... | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Coincidentally, squashed crickets and beetles is one of my favourite meals. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:37 | |
Each to their own. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Bad luck, Katie. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
That means that for now you are history but Eloise and Christopher, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
we're in another tie-break situation. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Beginning with the letter R, what was the first name | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
of the English king nicknamed the Lionheart? Eloise? | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
-Richard. -Richard is absolutely right. Well done, Eloise. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
Help yourself to another Year Sphere. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Eloise, you won the Middle Ages quiz | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
so you're through to play the Middle Ages Game | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
but will you be playing alone or will the others be joining you? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
Let's find out. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
It's an all play Gory Game. Yes! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:20 | |
So, everybody, get down that Time Sewer. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:23 | |
Well done, Katie. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
Funerals always bring a tear to the eye | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
but not usually because of all the smoke. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
At William the Conqueror's funeral, | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
his servants stole his treasure and the church burned down. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
It's time to play... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
You are William's servants | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
and your challenge is to take his treasure and put it in your chest. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
All the treasure is colour-coded and you must only take your own loot | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
but you'd better be quick because the church is going to burn down. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Whoever collects the most pieces wins the Year Sphere | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
and your time starts... | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
now. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
And they're off. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
Well, that's just come off in Eloise's hand. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
That was a lucky break for her. She's taken that very, very quickly. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Eloise straight into the lead, there. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
But not for long! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
There's one for Christopher and for Katie. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
And there's Christopher working away at a candlestick. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:14 | |
And they're all level pegging now. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
The crucial thing here, I can't emphasise it enough, Rattus, | 0:19:16 | 0:19:19 | |
is that they have to use the correctly colour-coded treasure. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
Absolutely right, Dave. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
There's no point in spending a lot of time unscrewing treasure | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
that isn't actually yours to steal. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Yes, whereas in a normal burglary, it wouldn't matter, | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
just grab whatever you can | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
and get out as quickly as you can before the police arrive... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
I've...I've heard. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
Something we know but our contestants hopefully don't | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
is that William's body was so bloated and rotten at his funeral | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
that it exploded. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
-Oh! -Oh! -What was I just telling you? | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
-Oh, prophetic, Dave. -Prophetic indeed. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
They barely looked up from their work, did they, Rattus? | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
Maybe half a step backwards but they were straight back into it. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
So, Katie's in the lead with five items. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
She really is light fingered, isn't she, that one? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Christopher's not far behind. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Of course, it goes without saying that you shouldn't ever steal, | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
not even from a dead tyrant, | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
but it does make a great game, doesn't it, Rattus? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
It certainly does, Dave. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Oh, hang on. Oh, no, Eloise, that candlestick won't count, | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
it's the wrong colour. That's one of Christopher's! | 0:20:21 | 0:20:24 | |
30 seconds remaining. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Time is running out to try and nab those last few treasures. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
Dave, do you think they'll ever make thieving an Olympic sport? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Well, wouldn't the gold medal just get stolen? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:36 | |
Eloise gets the right colour this time | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
but will she be able to catch the others? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:41 | |
Hello, is that smoke I see? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
This is what actually happened | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
during William the Conqueror's funeral. The place burnt down. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-Fire, everything's on fire. It's burning! -Someone call 999! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
Actually, don't bother, it's all over. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
Time's up. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
And that last piece from Eloise won't count. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Welcome back, everybody. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Very well played. That was very, very close. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
I can tell you that in third place, with four pieces of treasure, | 0:21:03 | 0:21:09 | |
was Eloise. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
But in joint first place, with five pieces each, | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
was Katie and Christopher. So, help yourself, please. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
I don't think anyone predicted you were going to choose that one. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
And, Christopher, help yourself, please. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
Excellent stuff. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
It's the final round and that means it's over to the Gory Grid | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
one last time to find out what we've got. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
It's the Vile Victorians. Good day. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
No quirky quiz in our final round. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
It's straight to our big, all play game and it is well scary. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
So, everybody, back down that Time Sewer with the lot of you. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
When Queen Victoria was just a child, | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
grave robbing was a common crime. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
The bodies were sold to surgeons who wanted to use them | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
to find out more about how the human body works. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
It is time to play... | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
Your vile Victorian challenge is to steal | 0:22:03 | 0:22:05 | |
three corpses from the graveyard. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Get them through the railings, onto the carts, find the key | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
to the cemetery gates and get them onto the surgeon's table. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
-If you hear this noise... -WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
..then you must rush back to the cemetery and hide | 0:22:16 | 0:22:18 | |
so the policeman doesn't spot you. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
A second whistle means you can go again. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
The first person to get all their bodies to the surgeon's table | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
and grab the dodgy money is the winner. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
In three, two, one... | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
BUZZER BLARES | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
And they're off. Here we go and Christopher is first to show, there. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Now, they're all trying to push their bodies through | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
rather than pull them through. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:40 | |
That's an interesting tactic, isn't it? | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Certainly, that's the way to move a corpse, Dave, | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
by pushing, not pulling. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:46 | |
Christopher's lost a body off his trolley, there, | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
and the trolley's misbehaving. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
-That's a wobbly wheel, isn't it, Rattus? -A wobbly trolley. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
-Yeah, you organised that wobbly wheel, I believe. -Certainly did. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
Look at this - Katie is already at the lock. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
And Katie is through! That's the first corpse ready to be dissected. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
Makes her way back now. Look at the other two. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
They're still struggling with their locks. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Oh, there's the first cobweb. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Katie is now back through the railings and she's got a golfer. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
How strange that the golfer was buried in his golf trousers, Rattus. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:18 | |
Oh, now, Eloise is finally through with her first corpse and, yes, | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Christopher is not far behind but Katie is miles ahead. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
Second corpse nearly ready for the dodgy surgeon. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
There we go. Oh, and there's Christopher's first corpse. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
Oh, and Eloise is literally ramming that body | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
through the railings, there. No respect for the dead. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
-WHISTLE BLOWS -And there's the whistle. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Now, Rattus, this means that they've got to hide because | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
here comes the policeman. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:45 | |
The most unobservant policeman in Britain is now missing corpses. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:49 | |
He's not seeing grave robbers and he is going to go back | 0:23:49 | 0:23:52 | |
to his super and report that everything was fine. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
Shoddy policing! Slipshod, bad advert for the police force. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
But never mind that because here come the contestants again. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Eloise and Christopher really need to get a move on | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
if they're going to catch Katie. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
Come on, Christopher! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:07 | |
These are the hard yards. This is were the training pays off. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Eloise has number two, | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
Katie is on the last corpse. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
She's going to head back down. All she's got to do is | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
take the dodgy money. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
She's got the dodgy money. | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
She just needs to get back through that fence. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
She's there! And Katie has successfully sold some corpses | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
to a naughty surgeon. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
Welcome back, everybody. Well played. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
Help yourself, Katie. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
A final Year Sphere. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
She's gone for that one. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Now, it is time to count up those Year Spheres. | 0:24:37 | 0:24:40 | |
And remember, AD dates are added to your total | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
and BC dates are subtracted from it. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
It's the moment of truth. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
OK, Eloise, let's open up that first one. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
It's a good start. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:55 | |
The beginning of the Hundred Years War with France, that year. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:58 | |
Let's have a look at your second one, this could be crucial. | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Oh, it's not so good. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:02 | |
The first ever ancient Olympics was that year. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
That leaves you, Eloise, with a total of 561. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:13 | |
So that's what you've got to try and beat, Christopher. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Let's have a look at your first sphere. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:17 | |
Oh, it's a good one. | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
When women got the right to vote in the UK. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Let's have a look at the second one. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
The birth of William Shakespeare, that year. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
The third one. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:31 | |
The Battle of Waterloo. Let's look at the last one. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
Hadrian's Wall began to be built that year. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
So that is an excellent total you've got there, Christopher. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
Now, Katie, let's see if you can beat that. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
Open that first one, please. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
The death of William II. A good start. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Let's have a look at the second one. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
Roman Emperor Claudius invaded Britain, that might not be enough. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
Let's have a look at the third one. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
Oh, and it's 55 BC. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Julius Caesar invaded Britain that year. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
Katie has scored 1,088 which means that today's winner is | 0:26:14 | 0:26:20 | |
-Christopher. -Thank you. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
And how could we send you home without a truly fantastic prize? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:27 | |
Well, like this, because you'll be getting some | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
old rubbish that he's found in the Time Sewer. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Prepare to eat your words, my friend, | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
because today's prize really is fantastic. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:38 | |
It's an actual crown. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
What, a genuine crown as worn by an actual king? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
Even better, Dave, it's the crown that was presented | 0:26:44 | 0:26:48 | |
to the champion at Ancient Greece's Isthmian Games, no less. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
Wow! | 0:26:52 | 0:26:53 | |
It's a crown of celery! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:56 | |
Brilliant. | 0:26:56 | 0:26:57 | |
Well, Christopher, that is your prize. Do you have a rabbit at home? | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
No, but I like it anyway. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
Well done, Christopher, superb work | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
and well done also to our gallant runners-up, Eloise and Katie, | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
who've won the chance to pick up a wide variety of rotting vegetation | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
because we're going to flush them down the Time Sewers. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
I'm sorry about this. Off you go! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
If you want to play along at home next time, | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
don't forget to download the Gory Games app. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
RATTUS LAUGHS | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
I'm Dave Lamb. He's...well, he's actually getting worse. | 0:27:33 | 0:27:36 | |
-I do my best. -And this has been Gory Games. | 0:27:36 | 0:27:39 | |
-Goodbye. -Goodbye. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:40 | |
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