Episode 6 HH: Gory Games Play Along


Episode 6

Quirky quizzes and gory games. Lucas, Remy and Mary Kate battle it out to win year spheres in a series of games, including Lance a Lot and Feeling Eel.


Similar Content

Browse content similar to Episode 6. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

0:00:020:00:05

# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

0:00:050:00:08

# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

0:00:080:00:10

# Better turn off This show ain't for you

0:00:100:00:13

# Still watching? Then let's test your brains

0:00:130:00:17

# With Horrible Histories Gory Games

0:00:170:00:20

# Horrible Histories Gory...

0:00:200:00:22

# ..Games! #

0:00:230:00:24

Hello and welcome to Gory Games with me, Dave Lamb...

0:00:240:00:28

And me, Rattus Rattus.

0:00:280:00:29

And I'd just like to say

0:00:290:00:32

a great big thank you to Ben and Heidi of 79 Caithness Road

0:00:320:00:36

who had me round for dinner last night.

0:00:360:00:39

They don't know they had me round for dinner last night, but they did.

0:00:390:00:42

-Rattus!

-What? Oh, it's all right, I left them some chocolates.

0:00:420:00:46

They looked like chocolates.

0:00:460:00:47

PFFFT

0:00:470:00:48

Eurgh. At least that gives you a flavour of how disgusting

0:00:480:00:51

today's show will be.

0:00:510:00:52

Let's meet our horrible historians.

0:00:520:00:55

Hi, my name's Remy and I'm from Leicestershire.

0:00:550:00:57

Hello, Remy!

0:00:570:00:59

Hi, I'm Mary Kate and I'm from the Glens of Antrim.

0:00:590:01:02

Hello, Mary Kate.

0:01:020:01:03

Hi, I'm Lucas and I'm from Leicester.

0:01:030:01:06

Hello, Lucas.

0:01:060:01:07

Welcome, everyone. Very good to have you here.

0:01:080:01:11

And you can actually play along at home too,

0:01:110:01:13

using the Gory Games app.

0:01:130:01:15

Yeah, if you haven't got it yet, check it out on the CBBC website!

0:01:150:01:18

Absolutely, OK.

0:01:180:01:20

You are playing to win Year Spheres.

0:01:200:01:22

The person with the highest year score at the end of the show

0:01:220:01:25

will win a prize fished out of the Time Sewer by my whisker-y pal here.

0:01:250:01:29

And today's prize is truly unforgettable.

0:01:290:01:32

By which Rattus means, "You'll never be able to get rid of the smell."

0:01:320:01:36

We start with the first round,

0:01:360:01:38

and I've come up with a brilliant name for it, Dave.

0:01:380:01:41

-Oh, yeah?

-Round One.

-Inspired.

0:01:410:01:43

To find out what it's about

0:01:430:01:45

let's go over to the Gory Grid.

0:01:450:01:46

It's the Nasty Knights.

0:01:460:01:50

So four questions on knights coming up.

0:01:500:01:53

The person who gets the most right,

0:01:530:01:55

wins the first Year Sphere.

0:01:550:01:56

And your four knight topics are...

0:01:560:01:59

Whatever they are.

0:02:050:02:06

So, Lucas, which of those takes your fancy?

0:02:060:02:09

I think I'll go for Tournaments, please.

0:02:090:02:12

That is a question from Mr Rattus Rattus.

0:02:120:02:15

Thank you.

0:02:150:02:16

What prize was on offer at a tournament in London in 1216?

0:02:160:02:23

Let's see your answers now, please.

0:02:350:02:37

Well, everybody in total agreement.

0:02:370:02:40

You've all gone for A.

0:02:400:02:41

Let's find out from Rattus if that is correct.

0:02:410:02:44

The answer is indeed A.

0:02:440:02:47

Yes, a bear. You could win an actual bear. Isn't that brilliant?

0:02:470:02:51

It is brilliant. Let's just hope it was castle trained.

0:02:510:02:53

So there we go, that's a point each. Well done.

0:02:530:02:56

Mary Kate, it's your turn to choose a topic.

0:02:560:02:58

1066, please.

0:02:580:03:00

I'll get straight to the point.

0:03:020:03:03

My question is...

0:03:030:03:05

Let's see your answers now, please.

0:03:200:03:22

You've all gone for catapults.

0:03:240:03:25

Let's find out if you're all right or all wrong.

0:03:250:03:28

The answer is...

0:03:280:03:29

C. He made them into temporary

0:03:290:03:32

wooden castles.

0:03:320:03:33

Yes, his ships were basically early versions of Transformers.

0:03:330:03:37

No points scored at all there.

0:03:370:03:38

Not to worry though, it's early days.

0:03:380:03:40

Remy, it's your turn to choose a category.

0:03:400:03:43

I'm going to go for Superstitions, please.

0:03:430:03:46

What was thought to be evil in the Middle Ages?

0:03:460:03:49

Let's see your answers now, please.

0:03:580:04:01

Disagreement.

0:04:010:04:03

Let's find out who's right.

0:04:030:04:04

The answer is...

0:04:040:04:05

You weren't allowed to be left-handed in the Middle Ages.

0:04:060:04:09

We thought being left-handed was evil.

0:04:090:04:12

Oh.

0:04:120:04:13

Very, very impressive, Lucas.

0:04:140:04:17

You've gone into the lead with one more category left, Falchions.

0:04:170:04:22

What was a falchion?

0:04:220:04:24

..or C - a pie made of pig intestines?

0:04:280:04:32

Answer that question now.

0:04:390:04:41

Oh, Mary Kate's

0:04:410:04:43

on her own there with B.

0:04:430:04:44

Let's find out the answer.

0:04:440:04:46

The answer is...

0:04:460:04:48

A falchion was a weapon which combined the power of an axe

0:04:480:04:51

with the versatility of a sword.

0:04:510:04:54

It could get you out of trouble,

0:04:540:04:56

if you could pick it up, that is.

0:04:560:04:58

Mary Kate, well played.

0:04:580:05:00

So that means that we have a tie.

0:05:000:05:02

Remy, you're history for now, I'm afraid.

0:05:020:05:04

Don't worry, you'll get more chances later on.

0:05:040:05:07

Mary Kate and Lucas, fingers on your buzzers

0:05:070:05:10

because we are going to a tie breaker question.

0:05:100:05:13

Beginning with the letter A,

0:05:150:05:17

the metal protective cover is wor...

0:05:170:05:20

-Lucas.

-Armour.

0:05:200:05:22

Armour is absolutely right!

0:05:220:05:24

Well played indeed.

0:05:240:05:25

So, Lucas, congratulations. You've won the quiz

0:05:250:05:28

and it's time to choose your Year Sphere,

0:05:280:05:31

which means it's time for me to say...

0:05:310:05:33

-BOOMING VOICE:

-All hail the potty pyramid!

0:05:330:05:38

ANGELIC CHOIR SINGS

0:05:380:05:42

Hey, Lucas, imagine it's your nose and pick it carefully.

0:05:420:05:46

RATTUS LAUGHS

0:05:460:05:48

Er, yes. Very good, Lucas.

0:05:480:05:50

Leave that on the podium, we'll find out what's in there later on.

0:05:500:05:52

Winning the Knight Quiz means that Lucas is automatically

0:05:520:05:55

through to play the Knight Game,

0:05:550:05:57

but will he be alone or will everyone get to play?

0:05:570:05:59

Let's find out.

0:05:590:06:01

It's an All Play Silly Game,

0:06:050:06:07

so it's off down the Time Sewer with the lot of you.

0:06:070:06:10

-MARY KATE:

-Bye, Rattus.

0:06:120:06:14

Oh, see ya.

0:06:140:06:15

"Bye, Rattus?" What about me?

0:06:150:06:17

-Bye-bye.

-Oh, that's more like it.

0:06:170:06:19

Becoming a knight was no mean feat.

0:06:190:06:22

It took 14 years of training.

0:06:220:06:25

So saddle up, because it's time to play...

0:06:250:06:27

In the Middle Ages, knights would take part in jousting

0:06:300:06:33

accuracy training by "running the rings".

0:06:330:06:36

You must ride up and down your lane, hooking one ring at a time

0:06:360:06:39

and bringing it back to your basket.

0:06:390:06:41

The first to collect six rings wins the Year Sphere. Are you ready?

0:06:410:06:44

In three, two, one.

0:06:440:06:46

KLAXON

0:06:460:06:48

So, here we go, then, with Lance-a-lot.

0:06:480:06:51

And they're off to a flying start.

0:06:510:06:53

Look at Lucas going!

0:06:530:06:55

Remy keeping pace with him in the background,

0:06:550:06:58

it has to be said.

0:06:580:06:59

This is very, very close.

0:06:590:07:00

But Lucas is absolutely flying! Look at him!

0:07:000:07:03

He looks very excited, doesn't he?

0:07:030:07:04

He certainly does, and it's a bit disturbing cos

0:07:040:07:07

his legs look disjointed from his body

0:07:070:07:09

and it's making me feel all queasy!

0:07:090:07:11

Don't worry, Rattus.

0:07:110:07:12

His real legs are actually tucked inside

0:07:120:07:15

that horse, so they're running along

0:07:150:07:17

the ground very, very quickly indeed.

0:07:170:07:19

And everyone's off the mark now.

0:07:190:07:20

There's a point apiece on the board.

0:07:200:07:23

Ooh, and Remy just missed out on that one, didn't he?

0:07:230:07:25

There goes Lucas again.

0:07:250:07:27

Oh-ho-ho! And something's tickled Remy, look.

0:07:270:07:29

He's smiling away. And Lucas delivers another one.

0:07:290:07:32

But Remy, the grinning Remy, not far behind.

0:07:320:07:34

Where's Mary Kate? That's what I'd like to know.

0:07:340:07:37

There she is and she scores.

0:07:370:07:39

And she's grinning too.

0:07:390:07:40

I did something similar once.

0:07:400:07:42

I used a Biro as a lance

0:07:420:07:43

and I ran through a doughnut shop!

0:07:430:07:45

Yes, I think I saw that footage on The World's Stupidest Rodents.

0:07:450:07:49

That's Lucas' third ring he's gathered there,

0:07:490:07:51

he's half way there already.

0:07:510:07:53

Mary Kate's getting one, as well.

0:07:530:07:55

She's going back, she's still in this as well.

0:07:550:07:57

She has trouble with the delivery.

0:07:570:07:58

She's veered off, that horse seems

0:07:580:08:00

to have a mind of its own, the grey there.

0:08:000:08:02

But it's not stopped her, that's excellent horsemanship.

0:08:020:08:04

Three apiece now!

0:08:040:08:06

Six rings needed to win, remember.

0:08:060:08:08

It's all getting very tense.

0:08:080:08:09

This could be anyone's race.

0:08:090:08:11

Oh, it's another one for Lucas.

0:08:110:08:14

Very good! Lucas takes a little bit of a lead there.

0:08:140:08:17

But not for long! Remy registers too.

0:08:170:08:20

Terrific work.

0:08:200:08:22

Remy's just pegging it.

0:08:220:08:23

He seems to have forgotten about the rings.

0:08:230:08:25

Rings, Remy, rings!

0:08:250:08:27

You've forgotten the rings!

0:08:270:08:29

There's another one delivered for Lucas.

0:08:290:08:31

It's going in, it's going in,

0:08:310:08:33

it's going in... It's in.

0:08:330:08:34

Superb. Oh, dear, Mary Kate's dropped another one.

0:08:340:08:37

Well, I should say that Lucas only

0:08:370:08:39

needs one more ring to end the game!

0:08:390:08:41

Remy has remembered it's about the rings.

0:08:410:08:43

He's hot on his heels, or hot on his hooves, should I say?

0:08:430:08:46

He's got five now, so it's a sprint to the finish.

0:08:460:08:49

Lucas or Remy? Remy or Lucas?

0:08:490:08:51

Well, it's probably not Mary Kate now, despite that ring.

0:08:510:08:54

Here comes Lucas! Is this the winning ring?!

0:08:540:08:57

Yes, he's done it!

0:08:570:08:59

Lucas is the first to six rings

0:08:590:09:01

and there's all manner of crazy dancing going on.

0:09:010:09:04

Congratulations, Lucas.

0:09:050:09:06

Help yourself to another Year Sphere there.

0:09:060:09:09

Commiserations, you two.

0:09:090:09:11

Time now for everyone's favourite game.

0:09:110:09:14

Well, my favourite game, anyway.

0:09:140:09:16

Yes, it's the Rattus Game!

0:09:160:09:18

And I've devised a special game called...

0:09:180:09:20

Now, the Aztecs had an unusual method of keeping their soil rich

0:09:230:09:27

and fertile, so have you all got your bows and arrows?

0:09:270:09:30

Ooh, I don't like the sound of this, suddenly.

0:09:300:09:32

So, yes, the Aztecs used to make their own unique sprinkler

0:09:320:09:36

system by filling an enemy warrior full of arrows.

0:09:360:09:40

They thought his blood would enrich the soil.

0:09:400:09:43

So, all we need now is an enemy warrior. Hmmm...

0:09:430:09:47

-Dave?

-No. No.

0:09:470:09:50

Which is Aztec for, "Yes, yes."

0:09:500:09:52

One point per hit, everybody! Off you go!

0:09:520:09:55

No, no, no! Put the arrows down, thank you.

0:09:550:09:58

Lucas, down.

0:09:580:09:59

Rattus, that is incredibly dangerous.

0:09:590:10:02

I mean, look at these things!

0:10:020:10:03

You could do a serious amount of damage with one of these.

0:10:030:10:06

-Ow!

-Sorry, Jeff.

0:10:070:10:09

Really hurt, actually.

0:10:090:10:10

Come on, it's just a flesh wound.

0:10:100:10:12

Thank you, Rattus, for that.

0:10:120:10:14

On to Round Two proper,

0:10:140:10:16

and to find out what's up next,

0:10:160:10:17

it's over to the Gory Grid.

0:10:170:10:19

It's the Vile Victorians. Good day.

0:10:200:10:24

Four questions again and here are your all-important Victorian topics.

0:10:240:10:28

So, Mary Kate, what'll you have?

0:10:350:10:37

Police, please.

0:10:370:10:38

True or false?

0:10:380:10:40

Constable William Atkinson, the first ever Victorian policeman,

0:10:400:10:44

was fired after just four weeks on the job.

0:10:440:10:47

Let's have a look at your answers.

0:10:470:10:49

Interesting. The boys think it's true, Mary Kate thinks it's false.

0:10:510:10:55

Let's find out.

0:10:580:11:00

It's false.

0:11:000:11:01

Constable Atkinson was fired just four hours after

0:11:010:11:05

he started, having already broken numerous rules.

0:11:050:11:08

OK, well done, Mary Kate.

0:11:080:11:09

It's your turn to pick a topic, Remy. What will you have?

0:11:090:11:12

Can I please have the Crimean War?

0:11:120:11:15

True or false?

0:11:150:11:16

In the Crimean War, the Russian enemy troops found out about the

0:11:160:11:20

exact location of the British Army by reading the Times newspaper.

0:11:200:11:24

That's a tricky one. What do you think?

0:11:240:11:26

Is that true or false?

0:11:260:11:29

Remy goes for false, Mary Kate and Lucas go for true.

0:11:290:11:32

What's the answer, please?

0:11:320:11:33

It's true. The Crimean War was the

0:11:330:11:36

first ever to be covered by a journalist,

0:11:360:11:38

William Russell, who wrote lots of detail,

0:11:380:11:40

and the Russians found it very useful, I can tell you.

0:11:400:11:43

You couldn't make it up.

0:11:430:11:46

Well, you could, but it wouldn't be quite as funny.

0:11:460:11:48

No, that's true.

0:11:480:11:49

Well played, Lucas and Mary Kate.

0:11:490:11:51

Excellent stuff.

0:11:510:11:52

And Lucas, it is your turn to pick a topic.

0:11:520:11:55

I will go for Newspapers.

0:11:550:11:58

Let's see how clever you really are.

0:11:580:12:01

Let's have a look.

0:12:080:12:10

Interesting, the boys agreeing on false,

0:12:120:12:15

Mary Kate out on her own with true.

0:12:150:12:17

What's the answer?

0:12:170:12:18

The fact of the matter is,

0:12:180:12:21

it's true.

0:12:210:12:22

Hang on, they had to iron out all the creases?

0:12:220:12:26

-Yes.

-What? Even the big one in the middle?

0:12:260:12:29

No Rattus, not that one. That would be ridiculous.

0:12:290:12:32

Mary Kate, congratulations,

0:12:320:12:33

you have won another point

0:12:330:12:35

and looking at the scores, you're two points ahead with only one

0:12:350:12:38

question left in this round, so we needn't ask it.

0:12:380:12:41

Help yourself to a Year Sphere, please.

0:12:410:12:43

CHOIR SINGS

0:12:430:12:47

Mary Kate, congratulations. As the winner of the Victorian quiz,

0:12:470:12:51

you are through to play the Victorian game.

0:12:510:12:53

But will it be just you,

0:12:530:12:55

or will the others get to play too?

0:12:550:12:57

Let's find out, shall we?

0:12:570:12:59

It's a Single Player Brainy Game.

0:13:020:13:05

So, Mary Kate, I hope you're feeling brainy.

0:13:050:13:07

Off down the Time Sewer, on your own this time.

0:13:070:13:10

-Bye, Dave.

-Bye!

0:13:100:13:13

Isambard Kingdom Brunel was a brilliant engineer,

0:13:150:13:18

but a rubbish magician.

0:13:180:13:20

Back in 1843, he got a coin stuck in his throat

0:13:200:13:23

while doing a magic trick and it nearly choked him to death.

0:13:230:13:26

He only managed to dislodge it thanks to a clever device

0:13:260:13:29

designed by his father. It's time to play...

0:13:290:13:32

Your challenge is to work out which cog goes where.

0:13:340:13:37

Once they're all in the right place, you can turn the wheel

0:13:370:13:40

and flip Brunel upside down to dislodge the coin, save his life

0:13:400:13:44

and win yourself a Year Sphere, but you've got to be quick.

0:13:440:13:47

You're against the clock, which is starting to tick now.

0:13:470:13:50

KLAXON

0:13:500:13:52

She's gone for the little one first, Rattus.

0:13:540:13:56

A good strategy.

0:13:560:13:57

Always good to start with a little one, Dave.

0:13:570:13:59

Yeah, well, she's done it.

0:13:590:14:01

She's going to try...

0:14:010:14:02

And she's gone back to the other end!

0:14:020:14:04

This is interesting.

0:14:040:14:05

She's doing the two end bits first.

0:14:050:14:07

Can't help feeling that's

0:14:070:14:08

a terrible, terrible mistake.

0:14:080:14:10

She's determined to shove

0:14:100:14:11

that into place if she can.

0:14:110:14:13

She's giving it a right old heave,

0:14:130:14:14

but eventually has had to concede defeat on that one.

0:14:140:14:17

Now, here she goes with a slightly redder one.

0:14:170:14:20

I wonder if that's going to be better in that location, Rattus.

0:14:200:14:24

No, I don't think so, Dave.

0:14:240:14:25

No, no, no.

0:14:250:14:27

She's a very measured pace, hasn't she?

0:14:270:14:29

She certainly has Dave, a very measured pace.

0:14:290:14:32

-I don't think anyone could accuse her of panicking here.

-No.

0:14:320:14:36

It might actually help her

0:14:360:14:37

if she were to go a little quicker, I can't help but think.

0:14:370:14:40

Yes, this is against the clock, I believe.

0:14:400:14:42

Brilliant engineer, Brunel.

0:14:430:14:45

Couldn't come up with a device to

0:14:450:14:47

dislodge the coin himself,

0:14:470:14:48

he had to rely on his father.

0:14:480:14:50

Well, that must have been hard to swallow.

0:14:500:14:54

DAVE LAUGHS

0:14:540:14:56

And Mary Kate's got the second cog in, lovely.

0:14:570:15:00

Do I have to tell you this?

0:15:000:15:01

Well, I probably do.

0:15:010:15:03

Do not put coins in your mouth

0:15:030:15:05

because you might choke!

0:15:050:15:07

Put them in your pocket.

0:15:070:15:09

Or, alternatively, put them in my pocket!

0:15:090:15:11

Or Rattus's tiny pocket that he keeps about his person.

0:15:110:15:15

What do you think you are, Rattus? Some kind of miniature kangaroo?

0:15:150:15:18

-MAN:

-30 seconds remaining.

0:15:180:15:21

She's running out of time here now, it has to be said.

0:15:210:15:23

Now that looks like it goes in there, so she's just one away.

0:15:230:15:26

Can she get this going?

0:15:260:15:27

I think she can! That looks to me like the right piece.

0:15:270:15:30

She's just got to slot it in...

0:15:300:15:31

No, where's she going?

0:15:310:15:33

Where is she going?

0:15:330:15:34

That was the correct piece.

0:15:340:15:35

That is far too much of a tiddler.

0:15:350:15:37

It's going to get on the peg,

0:15:370:15:38

but it's not going to touch the other cogs.

0:15:380:15:40

She needs to get the big yellow one back!

0:15:400:15:42

No, not that big yellow one!

0:15:420:15:43

The other big yellow one!

0:15:430:15:45

That one is just a bit too small as well.

0:15:450:15:47

She's only got two seconds left!

0:15:470:15:49

Time's up!

0:15:490:15:51

Oh, so close and yet so far.

0:15:510:15:53

Bad luck, Mary Kate.

0:15:540:15:56

Bad luck. No Year Sphere, sadly.

0:15:560:16:00

OK, Round Three and it's over to

0:16:000:16:01

the Gory Grid to find out what's up next.

0:16:010:16:04

It's the Frightful First World War.

0:16:050:16:08

Four questions, as always,

0:16:080:16:10

and here are your four First World War topics.

0:16:100:16:12

So, Remy, what'll you have?

0:16:190:16:21

Can I go for cannons, please?

0:16:210:16:23

The Germans built a massive cannon that could fire shells

0:16:230:16:27

a distance of 12 kilometres.

0:16:270:16:29

But what was the gun known as?

0:16:290:16:31

Show me now.

0:16:400:16:42

Look at that, the boys agreeing again, it's uncanny.

0:16:420:16:44

Mary Kate with C. What's the answer?

0:16:440:16:46

The answer is...

0:16:460:16:48

The gun was made by a gun factory owned by the Krupp family,

0:16:490:16:53

and their grandmother was called Bertha.

0:16:530:16:55

Congratulations, though, lads, that's a point each there.

0:16:550:16:58

Let's go with the second question

0:16:580:17:00

and that's to be chosen by you, Lucas.

0:17:000:17:02

I'll go for the Mega-bomber!

0:17:020:17:04

The Mega-bomber!

0:17:040:17:06

Mega-bomber!

0:17:060:17:08

-That is a question from Rattus Rattus.

-Certainly is.

0:17:080:17:12

RATTUS CLEARS THROAT

0:17:120:17:13

The Swedish designer Villehad Forssman was

0:17:130:17:16

hired by the Germans to build a mega-bomber,

0:17:160:17:20

but fortunately his creation was too badly balanced for actual flight.

0:17:200:17:25

What was the bomber nicknamed?

0:17:250:17:28

Let's see those answers now, please.

0:17:400:17:42

Look at that. Lucas and Mary Kate agreeing on B,

0:17:430:17:46

Remy with C.

0:17:460:17:47

Rattus, what's the answer?

0:17:470:17:49

The answer is...

0:17:490:17:50

Yes, an expression for something that costs a lot

0:17:530:17:56

but is absolutely useless.

0:17:560:17:59

Why are you looking at me?

0:18:000:18:02

Cos it's your turn?

0:18:020:18:04

Yeah, you just about got out of that one.

0:18:040:18:06

Well played, you two.

0:18:060:18:08

Mary Kate, it's your turn to choose, what will you have?

0:18:080:18:10

Birds, please.

0:18:100:18:12

Your question is...

0:18:120:18:14

Answer that question now.

0:18:300:18:32

Well, a total spread.

0:18:320:18:34

Let's find out who's right.

0:18:340:18:36

The answer is...

0:18:360:18:37

So, Remy, well done. Well done indeed.

0:18:410:18:44

OK, the final question in this round, Greetings.

0:18:440:18:47

What did some German soldiers say to each other instead of

0:18:470:18:51

good morning or hello?

0:18:510:18:53

A - "May God punish England",

0:18:530:18:55

B - "May God Destroy France",

0:18:550:18:57

or C - "May God save Germany"?

0:18:570:19:00

Let's see those answers now, please.

0:19:050:19:07

Lucas and Mary Kate agreeing on B, Remy with C.

0:19:070:19:10

Let's find out who's right.

0:19:100:19:11

The answer is...

0:19:110:19:13

They said, "May God punish England."

0:19:140:19:16

Although they said it in German, obviously.

0:19:160:19:18

So no-one picks up any points there, I'm afraid, which means,

0:19:180:19:22

at the end of that round,

0:19:220:19:24

we have a tie breaker situation.

0:19:240:19:26

Lucas and Remy, get ready.

0:19:290:19:31

Beginning with the letter F,

0:19:310:19:32

which European country was on Britain's side...

0:19:320:19:35

-Remy?

-France.

0:19:350:19:37

Against Germany, the answer is indeed France.

0:19:370:19:40

Congratulations, Remy, help yourself to a Year Sphere.

0:19:400:19:43

There he goes.

0:19:430:19:45

And as winner of the First World War quiz,

0:19:480:19:50

Remy is through to play the First World War game.

0:19:500:19:53

But will it be just him or is everyone coming along?

0:19:530:19:56

Let's find out.

0:19:560:19:57

It's a Single Player Silly Game.

0:20:010:20:03

So, Remy, off down the Time Sewer on your own, please.

0:20:030:20:08

Oh, it's revolting.

0:20:110:20:12

It is revolting, you've heard it here first.

0:20:120:20:15

Food rations in the First World War trenches were dull and uninspiring,

0:20:170:20:20

but troops developed their own slang,

0:20:200:20:23

which made things a lot more fun.

0:20:230:20:25

It's time to play...

0:20:250:20:27

Five foods and five food slang names.

0:20:290:20:32

Your challenge, to select the foods from the store

0:20:320:20:34

and match them to the correct First World War slang name.

0:20:340:20:38

Make your choices, then touch the stinky boot to see

0:20:380:20:42

how many you've got right.

0:20:420:20:43

Keep trying different combinations

0:20:430:20:45

until you get all five right,

0:20:450:20:47

but you've got to be quick as you're against the clock.

0:20:470:20:49

And your time starts now.

0:20:490:20:52

KLAXON

0:20:520:20:53

So here we go with Remy's attempt at Know Your Onions.

0:20:530:20:56

And that for me is a meat pudding

0:20:560:20:57

and that is called a baby's head, according to Remy.

0:20:570:21:00

He's now put down a bit of bread and cheese there,

0:21:000:21:03

he reckons that's dog and maggot.

0:21:030:21:05

He thinks potatoes are cha.

0:21:050:21:08

Quite confusing, the food slang dog and maggot,

0:21:080:21:11

because maggot is, of course, already a delicious food.

0:21:110:21:15

You have three correct.

0:21:180:21:20

And off come the potatoes, as I very

0:21:200:21:21

much fancied the cha is the tea,

0:21:210:21:23

bombardier is the potatoes,

0:21:230:21:24

the soldier's going to announce...

0:21:240:21:26

All correct.

0:21:260:21:27

He's done it!

0:21:270:21:28

Which means Remy knows his onions.

0:21:280:21:30

Out you come, Remy. Terrific work.

0:21:300:21:33

Get yourself a Year Sphere.

0:21:330:21:35

Well played. Very good stuff.

0:21:350:21:39

It's time for the final round,

0:21:390:21:41

so it's over to the Gory Grid one last time,

0:21:410:21:43

to see what we've got.

0:21:430:21:46

It's the Measly Middle Ages.

0:21:460:21:49

No quirky quiz in our final round,

0:21:490:21:51

it's straight to our big All Play Middle Ages endgame -

0:21:510:21:55

Feeling Eel.

0:21:550:21:57

And this is a Stupid Death game!

0:21:570:22:00

THUNDER CRASHES

0:22:000:22:03

So everybody get down

0:22:030:22:05

that sewer for a final time.

0:22:050:22:08

Go on, Remy. Very good.

0:22:080:22:09

Go on, Mary Kate.

0:22:090:22:10

-Bye!

-Bye!

0:22:100:22:12

Now it's over to you know who to explain the game.

0:22:140:22:18

Yes. King Henry I died from eating too many lampreys, which is

0:22:180:22:23

sort of like really ugly eels.

0:22:230:22:25

He loved them so much, he just couldn't stop himself

0:22:250:22:28

and soon he was feeling

0:22:280:22:29

really, really lamprey.

0:22:290:22:31

HE LAUGHS

0:22:310:22:33

Don't you mean really eel?

0:22:330:22:34

Oh, that's what I said!

0:22:340:22:37

The words aren't important.

0:22:370:22:38

The funny thing is that he died.

0:22:380:22:40

Anyway, the challenge is to fetch your slimy lampreys,

0:22:400:22:44

run down your lane and feed them into Henry I's mouth.

0:22:440:22:47

The person who gets the most in their Henry's mouth

0:22:470:22:50

within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

0:22:500:22:53

And your time starts...

0:22:530:22:55

..now!

0:22:560:22:58

Here they go.

0:22:580:22:59

The eels, charging down the lane and Lucas is there like a flash.

0:22:590:23:03

And now they're ramming it down the... Oh...

0:23:030:23:06

Ramming it into Henry I's...

0:23:060:23:08

I mean, how Henry I could enjoy that experience,

0:23:080:23:12

I really don't know.

0:23:120:23:14

I mean, have you ever had

0:23:140:23:15

an earthworm forced down your throat,

0:23:150:23:17

for example, Rattus?

0:23:170:23:18

No, no, Dave, that's not something I enjoy.

0:23:180:23:21

And it does remind me, we must worm our dog.

0:23:210:23:23

Yeah, well, that does need to happen

0:23:230:23:26

and Henry I is getting

0:23:260:23:27

another one off Lucas there. That's terrible.

0:23:270:23:29

This is terrible business, isn't it?

0:23:290:23:31

No wonder it killed him in the end.

0:23:310:23:33

What happened to the real Henry I was that he had

0:23:330:23:35

too many lampreys, someone gave him

0:23:350:23:37

a laxative to get rid of them and it killed him.

0:23:370:23:39

Quite literally in the end.

0:23:390:23:41

Yeah, it killed him in the end,

0:23:410:23:43

you're absolutely right.

0:23:430:23:44

Mary Kate's struggling there,

0:23:440:23:46

she's gone in with the tail.

0:23:460:23:47

The important thing tactically here is to get

0:23:470:23:49

the head of the lamprey in first.

0:23:490:23:52

Everyone's made an excellent start then, but those eels are very

0:23:520:23:55

slimy and things will get very slippery very soon.

0:23:550:23:59

I think it's probably important to point out that

0:23:590:24:02

Henry I didn't have a see-through stomach.

0:24:020:24:04

He never had a Perspex covering on his stomach there, did he?

0:24:040:24:08

That is for the purposes of this game,

0:24:080:24:10

so that we can see how many

0:24:100:24:12

lampreys each of the contestants

0:24:120:24:14

has successfully delivered.

0:24:140:24:16

There's one being delivered by Mary Kate.

0:24:160:24:18

She's settling into a nice rhythm, isn't she?

0:24:180:24:20

An excellent rhythm there from Mary Kate.

0:24:200:24:23

Yeah, and Remy too.

0:24:230:24:25

Tick, tock, tick, tock.

0:24:250:24:26

Tick tock! Your time is running out!

0:24:260:24:29

LAUGHS

0:24:290:24:30

Yes, thanks for that, Death.

0:24:300:24:32

Remy seems to be slowing down a bit, doesn't he?

0:24:320:24:34

A little bit tired I think and...

0:24:340:24:36

Oh, he's over! Well, that's not good.

0:24:360:24:38

And he's crawling around at the end of the lane.

0:24:380:24:40

That's not going to get Henry fed.

0:24:400:24:42

Seconds to go now. Who can deliver those last vital eels?

0:24:420:24:45

Whoa, Remy's lost his footing again.

0:24:450:24:49

But, Lucas has fed in his sixth eel.

0:24:490:24:51

This is incredibly close, time really running out now.

0:24:510:24:55

Have Remy and Mary Kate got time to get one more eel in?

0:24:550:25:00

Time's up.

0:25:000:25:02

No, they haven't!

0:25:020:25:03

And if you leave an eel half way into the mouth, as Mary Kate

0:25:030:25:06

has there, I'm afraid that does not count.

0:25:060:25:09

Good effort. Back behind your podiums, please.

0:25:110:25:14

Glad to see you've all been de-slimed.

0:25:140:25:16

I can announce to you that the winner, with six eels...

0:25:160:25:21

was Lucas.

0:25:210:25:22

-Yes!

-Lucas, help yourself to a Year Sphere, please.

0:25:220:25:25

CHOIR SINGS

0:25:250:25:26

-Yes!

-Look at that, he's absolutely chuffed to pieces.

0:25:260:25:30

So, there we have it.

0:25:300:25:31

Now it's time to count up those Year Spheres and, remember,

0:25:310:25:34

AD dates are added and BC dates are subtracted.

0:25:340:25:39

Lucas if you'd start off with your end one, please.

0:25:390:25:43

That is 1658 AD.

0:25:430:25:47

The death of Oliver Cromwell that year.

0:25:470:25:49

Let's have a look at the next one.

0:25:490:25:51

Not too bad at all, it's 64 AD.

0:25:510:25:55

The Great Fire of Rome that year.

0:25:550:25:57

Let's look at this last one, could be crucial.

0:25:570:25:59

-1760 AD.

-Yes!

0:25:590:26:02

George III became king that year.

0:26:020:26:05

I can tell you that you've actually scored 3,482 points.

0:26:050:26:11

He's delighted with that and why wouldn't he be?

0:26:110:26:13

Now, Mary Kate, I don't think you can beat that,

0:26:130:26:16

but let's have a look at what you've got.

0:26:160:26:18

Oh, it's 776 BC.

0:26:190:26:23

The first ever ancient Olympics was that year.

0:26:230:26:26

Now, Remy, it's all on you, what have you got there?

0:26:260:26:29

Oh, dear, 212 BC. The death of the Greek inventor

0:26:300:26:34

and scientist Archimedes was that year.

0:26:340:26:37

Let's have a look at that last one.

0:26:370:26:39

43 AD.

0:26:390:26:41

The emperor Claudius

0:26:410:26:43

invaded Britain that year,

0:26:430:26:45

and Remy has scored minus 169 points.

0:26:450:26:49

And that means that today's winner,

0:26:490:26:52

with that score of 3,482 points,

0:26:520:26:56

is Lucas.

0:26:560:26:57

Yes, yes, it's true.

0:26:570:26:59

And, as a prize, we have something that money simply can't buy,

0:26:590:27:02

because nobody would dream of selling it.

0:27:020:27:05

Yes, it's some old rubbish that Rattus found in the Time Sewers.

0:27:050:27:07

What've you got for us today, Rattus?

0:27:070:27:10

Well, Dave, if you reach under the desk here.

0:27:100:27:12

And give us a drum roll.

0:27:120:27:14

Ah ha.

0:27:140:27:15

It's an Incan drum!

0:27:150:27:17

Made out of the skin of their enemy.

0:27:170:27:19

Thanks for that, Rattus.

0:27:200:27:22

RATTUS LAUGHS

0:27:220:27:24

There you go, Lucas. I wouldn't touch that, it's not pleasant.

0:27:240:27:26

Oh, thank you.

0:27:260:27:28

So, thanks to our gallant runners-up, Mary Kate and Remy,

0:27:280:27:32

who get to enjoy the raw thrill

0:27:320:27:34

and even rawer smell of a journey home through the Time Sewers.

0:27:340:27:39

I'm afraid this is not going to be pleasant. Goodbye.

0:27:390:27:43

-MARY KATE:

-See youse!

0:27:430:27:45

Bye! Don't get too messy!

0:27:450:27:47

If you want to play along at home next time,

0:27:470:27:50

don't forget to download the Gory Games app.

0:27:500:27:53

-Eurgh! Eurgh.

-Eurgh!

0:27:530:27:55

RATTUS LAUGHS

0:27:550:27:57

Thank you for joining me, Dave Lamb,

0:27:570:27:59

and putting up with him, Rattus Rattus.

0:27:590:28:01

You know you love me really.

0:28:010:28:03

I do really. We hope you enjoyed

0:28:030:28:05

these thoroughly Gory Games. Goodbye.

0:28:050:28:07

Lucas, Remy and Mary Kate battle it out to win year spheres in a series of games, including Lance a Lot and Feeling Eel. If you're of a nervous disposition, a bit squeamish or easily shocked, then this show is not for you.


Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS