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You wanted me, Rattus?

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Oh, yeah, Dave. I wanted you to see my fan mail.

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Was that it?

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-No, no, there's some fan mail for you as well.

-Ooh.

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Who's it from? Your mum?

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-Your nan, actually.

-Oh.

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She was worried about me looking so cold,

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-so she's knitted me something.

-Ooh, let's have a look.

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No. No, I don't think so.

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# If mummies, rats and fleas ain't your thing

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# And you don't like the sound of an exploding king

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# If you're easily scared and don't laugh at poo

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# You'd better turn off This show ain't for you

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# Still watching?

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# Then let's test your brains

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# With Horrible History's Gory Games

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# Horrible History's Gory...

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# Games! #

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Hello and welcome to Rattus Rattus' Gory Games

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with me, Rattus Rattus.

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And me, Dave Lamb.

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Can I take this off now?

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No, Dave, no. Think of my nan's feelings.

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Have you any idea how long it must've taken her to collect

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all that rat fur, belly button fluff, plug-hole hair and stuff?

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Stuff?

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Yeah, and then she had to knit it. Do you know how tiny her paws are?

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All right. I'm sorry Rattus' nan.

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Let's meet today's Horrible Historians.

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Hey. I'm Freya and I'm from Glasgow!

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Hello, Freya from Glasgow!

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Hi, I'm Sam from East Sussex!

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Hello, Sam from East Sussex.

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Hi. I'm Chineme and I'm from Doncaster!

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Hello, Chineme!

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Welcome, everyone.

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You are playing to win Year Spheres.

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The person with the highest Year score

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at the end of the show will win...

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A one-of-a-kind, money-can't-buy,

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100% unique prize picked by moi.

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Also known as a bit of tat from the sewer.

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And don't forget, you can play along at home too on the Gory Games app.

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Yes, just go to the CBBC website to download it.

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It's free!

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Time to crack on with Round 1, but what's it about?

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Let's go over to the Gory Grid to find out.

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It's the Savage Stone Age.

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So, four questions on the Savage Stone Age coming up.

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The person who gets the most right wins the first Year Sphere.

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And your four Stone Age topics are...

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Chineme, you go first this round, what'll you have?

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Can I have the Red Lady, please?

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Yes, you can indeed, and that is a prop question!

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Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!

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Ah-ha! A prop, a bone.

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The Red Lady of Paviland is a 27,000-year-old Stone Age

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skeleton found in Wales, but what is unusual about the Red Lady?

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Is it...

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Or D, she was Dave's first girlfriend?

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HE LAUGHS It's not D.

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Is it A, that she was painted blue,

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B, that she's got six toes,

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or C, that she's actually a man?

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Show me your answers now, please.

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OK, Freya and Sam agree on B. Chineme thinks it's C.

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I can tell you that the answer is C.

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Chineme, well played.

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The Red Lady was actually a man.

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A Victorian archaeologist mistook a male caveman for a female Roman.

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Should've gone to Spocsevers,

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that's what it's called, isn't it?

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Maybe I need glasses.

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I think maybe you do.

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Excellent start, Chineme.

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Sam, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Musical instruments.

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What are oldest musical instruments ever discovered?

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A, drums made from stretched human skin,

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B, flutes made from animal bones,

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C, xylophones made from sabre tooth tiger teeth?

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Or D, rat-bottom bag pipes.

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-PRRRFFFFT!

-Ugh. SHE GIGGLES

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Very tricky but is it A, B or C?

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Show me now, please.

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Chineme and Sam agreeing on B.

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Freya thinks it's C. What's the answer?

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Answer is B, flutes made from vulture wings

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and mammoth tusks.

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And they are 35,000 years old.

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(As is Dave.)

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No, I'm not.

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Well done, Chineme. Well done, Sam. That's a point apiece.

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Don't worry, Freya, it's your turn to pick a category.

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Can I have money, please?

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Yes, you can.

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Which of these did Stone Age man use as money?

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A, seashells,

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B, pine cones,

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C, pebbles?

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Guess what rats use as money, Dave?

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DAVE SIGHS Is it poo?

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How did you know?

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Oh, it's just a lucky stab in the dark.

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Is it A, B or C?

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OK, the girls are agreeing this time on C.

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Sam thinks it's B.

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What's the answer?

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The answer is A, seashells!

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Some archaeologists think cave people used seashells as money.

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Nobody got that one right, so the final question is on medicine.

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And this is what it is.

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In Stone Age, trepanning was a cure but what did it involve?

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A, eating tree bark,

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B, drilling into skull,

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C, having your bottom tattooed?

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In the Stone Age, trepanning was a cure,

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but what did it involve?

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Was it A, eating tree bark,

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B, drilling into the skull,

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or C, having your bottom tattooed?

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Show me an answer now, please.

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Ooh, Chineme thinks it's B.

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Sam and Freya agreed on A.

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What is the answer, please?

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Answer is B, drilling holes into head.

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Most of us cavemen survived

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unless hole's drilled by sabre tooth tiger.

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-HE LAUGHS

-Caveman do joke.

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Caveman do very, very bad joke.

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But the good news is that, Chineme,

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you have taken the first Year Sphere.

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CHEERING Congratulations.

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And that also means that it's time for me to say

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ALL HAIL THE POTTY PYRAMID!

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And, Chineme, make sure you pick very carefully.

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Your AD dates will be added to your total score,

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your BC dates will be subtracted from it, of course.

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So stick it on the podium and we'll find out what's in there later on.

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So, winning the Stone Age quiz means Chineme is automatically

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through to play the Stone Age game.

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But will she be alone or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out, shall we?

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Oh, it's a Single Player gory game.

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So, Chineme, off down the Time Sewer with you.

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-Bye, Dave!

-Bye!

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It really does stink.

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Stone Agers were not fussy eaters.

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They would eat any part of an animal -

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brains, offal, eyes, tongue,

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even the half-digested contents of its stomach.

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Oh, yummy!

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Yes, it's time to play Rattus' sickest new game...

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One dead mega bear.

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All you have to do is reach around inside its stomach,

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find the four ingredients for today's meal and put them

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by the corresponding cave paintings.

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But be quick, you have to finish it

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before the mega bear's friends come home.

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Three, two, one. BEAR GROWLS

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Do think your nan would mind if

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I didn't wear the wig during the commentating?

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Bearing in mind we're in a small box

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-and she's got bad eyesight?

-Yeah, I guess.

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Chineme has found the first item from the mega bear's stomach!

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Whoa, it's the fish.

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But she still needs to find a rat,

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a bit of chewed up horse and a cabbage.

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What's this? That looks like a log.

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-No, it's a hoof!

-Hoof! Hoof!

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-BOTH:

-Hoof!

-Yes, that's the place.

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Chineme's made a brilliant start here.

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The horse's hoof has been retrieved,

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so that just leaves her looking for a lettuce and a rat.

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Ah now, that's a bit of entrails.

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She's going to have to pull that out and stick that in the bin provided.

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-Nice.

-You should do a Stone Age Come Dine With Me!

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Gerald is serving the contents of a mega bear stomach,

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but what will the others make of it?

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No, I don't think that would work.

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She's in up to her elbows now like some kind of grisly vet.

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Oh, it's a cabbage!

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Excellent, it's just the rat she needs now.

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Rattus, if you've been swallowed by a mega bear,

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-where would you head?

-Anywhere there was light showing.

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'30 seconds remaining.'

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Well, while we ponder Rattus' mega bear exit strategy,

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there's not much time left, and Chineme's getting stuck right

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into that dead mega bear searching for the elusive half-digested rat.

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Dave, it's a fact,

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they really did have mega bears in Stone Age times.

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Cave people used to hunt them with spears.

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They also hunted giant tortoises.

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Oh, mega bear or giant tortoise, which one shall I hunt?

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I tell you what, this mega bear is proving tricky.

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Chineme still hasn't found the rat.

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Seconds to go! LOUD GROWL

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Oh, time's up!

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Today's the day the mega bear keeps its picnic.

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Oh, Chineme, bad luck.

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It was that stupid rat.

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Excuse me!

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You see? Once you scratch the surface, people don't like 'em.

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OK, Chineme, I'm sorry. No Year Sphere.

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But there's still plenty of time.

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Rattus, look, can I take this off now? I look ridiculous.

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But of course you do, you've got it on backwards.

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THEY GIGGLE

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There you go! You look really...youthful.

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All right, then, I'll keep it on for now.

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SHE GIGGLES

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On to Round 2 then and over to the Gory Grid.

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It's the Vicious Vikings.

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Let's hear those four important Viking topics, which are...

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Sam, it's your turn to lead us off this time.

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Can I have soap, please?

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Yes, you can. And that is a prop question.

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Prop question! Prop question! Prop question!

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Wallop, one bar of Viking lye soap.

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True or false - Viking soap was also used to bleach Vikings' hair?

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Did you bleach your hair, Dave?

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I mean, is that why it all fell out?

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All right, Rattus, thank you for that.

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Let's see those answers now, please.

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Well, the girls think it's true. Sam thinks it's false.

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I can tell you it is true.

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The strong lye soap would bleach their hair blonde

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because it contained wee.

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-Great.

-Yuck.

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OK, that's a point for Chineme and a point for Freya.

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Yay! Finally!

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Freya, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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-Medicine, please.

-Medicine, what's that question, please?

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True or false -

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if a Viking was hit in the gut with an arrow, a Viking medic would

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give him a meal of porridge oats mixed with onions and herbs?

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So, if a Viking was hit in the stomach with an arrow,

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a medic would give him a meal of porridge oats mixed with onions

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and herbs, is that true or is that false?

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OK, Freya and Sam think it's true.

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Chineme thinks it's false. What's the answer?

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It's true!

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The medic would then sniff the wound.

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If he could smell the onions and herbs, then the intestines had

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been pierced and the victim would die.

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Ah, the wonders of modern science.

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It's true!

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That's a point for Sam and a point for Freya.

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Chineme, your turn to pick a topic.

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Battles, please.

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Battles. Let's have that question.

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True or false - to make themselves look more

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fierce in battle, we Vikings sometimes wore make-up.

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Dave is living proof that make-up

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-and beards is a bad look.

-HE LAUGHS

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I'm just here, I literally can hear you.

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Vikings sometimes wore make-up, is that true or is that false?

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Show me now.

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Well, Freya and Chineme think it's true. Sam thinks it's false.

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What's the answer?

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It's true! We did.

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Anybody got a problem with that?

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That's a point for Chineme and a point for Freya.

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That means there's one topic left for this round.

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It is Valhalla and this is the question.

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True or false -

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Valhalla, the place we Vikings believed you went if you

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died in battle, was a heavenly hall of peace and tranquillity?

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So, Valhalla was a heavenly hall that was

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a place of peace and tranquillity, is that true or is that false?

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Oh there we go. Freya and Chineme think it's true.

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Sam thinks it's false. What's the answer?

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It's false!

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In Valhalla we feast and fight, fight and feast!

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-As if anyone would want peace.

-HE SNORTS

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Good one.

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Yeah, as if(!)

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Well done, Sam, another point for you,

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but that doesn't stop Freya from winning the Year Sphere.

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-CHEERING

-# Hallelujah! #

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Help yourself.

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Let's hope you picked a good one.

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Yes, Freya, you are through to play the Viking game.

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Congratulations.

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But will it be just you or will the others get to play too?

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Let's find out.

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It's an All Play silly game.

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Come on. Down the Time Sewer, the lot of you.

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-Go on, Freya. ALL:

-Bye, Dave!

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Oh, I can't see anything in here.

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Why does it smell?

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See you later.

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Oh! Ow! RATTUS LAUGHS

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The stupid soap!

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Dave, the wig! Don't let Nanna see you without the wig!

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I'm sorry, Nanna Rattus, all right? I'm sorry!

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Stupid soap!

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Big, tough Vikings used to use tiny ear spoons to clean the wax

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out of their ears apparently. It's time to play...

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Your challenge - to clean out a Viking ear,

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carry the wobbly wax on your Viking ear spoon

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over the wobbly bridge

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and flick it into your bowl.

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If you hear this noise...

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VIKING SHOUTS

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..there's a Viking Berserker coming and you need to run back

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and hide behind the giant ear.

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The person who gets the most ear wax from ear to bowl

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within the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

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The game starts in three, two, one...

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HORN BLOWS

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And here we go then with

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I'm A Viking, Get Me Out Of Ear.

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Not here, Rattus, ear.

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I'd like to wax lyrical about this game, Dave,

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-but...

-Oh!

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..I'm not one for cracking puns.

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Oh, it was a zinger, Rattus.

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So they're on their way.

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Freya and Sam are both on the board with a glob of wax each,

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Chineme yet to score.

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He's got quite a nice style here, Sam,

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he sort of goes steadily but slowly.

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Sam delivers his second ear bogey.

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Some beautiful wax extraction there. Satisfying.

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Now what can Freya do?

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Well, she can deliver that ear bogey

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-terrifically well.

-Great delivery there.

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As can Sam. Chineme yet to score.

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But wait a minute, Chineme's got two in one.

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Well, that's brilliant.

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That's put her right back in the game.

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If she can deliver them, she's back in it.

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And don't forget to download the Gory Games app

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if you want to join in at home.

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Do it now!

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Sam's taking a commanding lead here.

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VIKING SHOUTS

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-Oh, there's a Viking!

-Oh, a Viking, the Berserker!

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The Berserker is in the building. HE SHOUTS

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And look at him slicing away with his axe there.

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What an extraordinary performance this is from the Berserker.

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You can come out now, everyone.

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There we go.

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Get those blobs of wax across the see-saw

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and towards the receptacle.

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Oh, beautifully done there by Sam and Chineme.

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30 seconds remaining.

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Interesting historical fact for you, Rattus,

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the Vikings were actually remarkably clean folk,

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they used to wash every Saturday.

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And I wash every day with Z in it.

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And don't I know it, Rattus.

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It's slip sliding away a little bit

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for Freya here.

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Chineme is still in it, and Sam too.

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He's strolling as if he's striding to work

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across Waterloo Bridge.

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So time's running out now,

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can the others catch up? HORN BLOWS

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It's all over. Sam's got it in the bag.

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CHEERING Well, metal basket.

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Welcome back, everybody. That was all right, wasn't it?

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How did you find that, Chineme?

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It was a bit hard, but then I felt like I hit jackpot

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cos I got two at a time.

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I can tell you that the winner was...

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Sam.

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CHEERING

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You know what, Rattus,

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I think I might be allergic to your nan's wig.

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-Well, me nan did say she washed it.

-Right.

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With rat wee, obviously.

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Uh! Ah!

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And you can't take it off. You'll break her little heart!

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All right.

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Round 3, and over to the Gory Grid to find out what's next.

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It's the Vile Victorians. Good day!

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Here then are your four Victorian topics...

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RATTUS LAUGHS

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I thought that would set him off. RATTUS LAUGHS

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All right, Rattus, all right.

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So, Freya, it's your turn to lead us off.

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-What will you have?

-Can I have inventors, please?

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You certainly can. What's the question, please?

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True or false - famous Victorian inventor Charles Babbage

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once baked himself in an oven for five minutes and survived?

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Oh, now, that's a tricky one.

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Is that true or is that false? Show me now.

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OK, Chineme and Sam think that's false.

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Freya thinks it's true. What's the answer, please?

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It's true!

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He did it in order to prepare himself for being

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lowered into a volcano, which he also survived.

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OK, seriously now, do not try that at home.

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Freya, congratulations.

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There you go, the first skull is on the board.

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Chineme, it's your turn to pick a topic.

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Can I have Queen Victoria, please?

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What's the question, please?

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True or false - a 14-year-old boy once

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snuck into Buckingham Palace and stole Queen Victoria's dress?

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A 14-year-old boy snuck into Buckingham Palace,

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stole Queen Victoria's dress. Is that true or is that false?

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Chineme and Sam agreeing again on true this time.

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Freya thinks it's false.

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What's the answer, please?

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It's false!

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The boy actually stole her underpants.

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SHE LAUGHS

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I don't think Victoria saw the funny side.

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The boy was sent to Australia on a prison ship.

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Crikey, that's a bit harsh! RATTUS LAUGHS

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Still, Freya, that's another skull for you.

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Taking a commanding lead early on here.

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And that's a lovely salute as well.

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Sam, your turn to pick.

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Constipation.

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Rattus will be absolutely delighted -

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not only because you said the word constipation,

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-but also because it's a question from Rattus himself.

-Yay!

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In Victorian times, a remedy for constipation was

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to electric shock the person's bottom.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-I chose this question.

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You don't say. Is that true or is that false?

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Freya and Chineme agreeing this time with false.

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Sam thinks it's true. What's the answer, Rattus?

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Oh, Sam,

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it's true!

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So there's a brain for you there, Sam.

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The round still very much alive.

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There's one topic left in this round, it's miners,

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what's the question?

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True or false - it was common for miners to take

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canary birds down the mines with them?

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Tweet, tweet. Tweet, tweet, tweet.

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That's my canary impression.

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A bit butch.

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OK, it was common for miners to take canary birds

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down the mines with them. Is that true or is that false?

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Everybody thinks it's true. What's the answer?

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It's true!

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If the canary breathed in dangerous gas, it passed out

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and the miners knew they needed to hurry to safety.

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Yes, I could do with a canary bird for working with Rattus.

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PRRRFFFFFT!

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Ga! Rattus!

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SHE GIGGLES

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Oh, no, no, your wig! Put your wig back on! Me nan! Me nan!

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-Uh, sorry! Crikey!

-Honestly.

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OK, a point for everybody.

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A point all round, which means that, Freya,

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-you've done it again.

-Yay!

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Help yourself to another Year Sphere.

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Is that going to be a good one or a bad one?

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Hopefully good.

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Well, fingers crossed.

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Freya, as the winner of the Victorian quiz,

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you're through to play the Victorian game, but will you

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be playing on your own or will the others get to join in with you?

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Let's find out.

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Oh, it's a Single Player scary game,

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so down the Time Sewer with you, please, Freya.

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-Bye!

-Bye!

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In Victorian times, it was only the lucky children who went to

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school, many others had to work in dangerous factories.

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The list of factory injuries was as long as your arm,

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if you still had one.

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It's time to play a Gory Games classic...

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Your challenge is to make your way through the hazardous

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machinery, find the four lost fingers and then scramble

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back through the machinery and reunite the hand with its fingers.

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Succeed inside the time limit to claim your Year Sphere.

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And your time starts now. HORN BLOWS

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Freya then to take on Factory Fingers.

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-She's through the mangle already, Rattus.

-Through the mangle!

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And working away at that first finger.

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All the nuts have to be loosened

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and then those spikes removed from the cabinet

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and the finger will just drop down and be easily removable.

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As games go, you have to say

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Factory Fingers is really near the knuckle.

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-Oh, I see what you did there!

-Oi!

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-LAUGHING:

-That's funny!

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You got there in the end, Rattus.

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Yeah, that's funny!

0:21:150:21:16

Well that's a very, very good start.

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-Is she going to spike up? No, she's not.

-No, no.

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She knows she's got that one on the side there,

0:21:200:21:23

-and she makes her way through the loom.

-The gloomy loom.

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The gloomy loom of doom!

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Now she works away feverishly

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at that chain there.

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She's lowering the finger down so that

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she can reach in and pull it out.

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I think she's reached that point already.

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Yeah, she's got another finger.

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Of course, factories would be watched over

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by menacing factory bosses, Rattus, and I think one's coming in now!

0:21:420:21:45

Work harder!

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Move it, girl! Faster!

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He's horrible. He really is an unpleasant man.

0:21:500:21:52

Just cruel - pointlessly, needlessly cruel.

0:21:520:21:55

'30 seconds remaining.'

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She must be nearly there by now.

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Will that squeeze out that finger?

0:22:000:22:02

I think it will! And it has.

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So there's another two. Back through the loom.

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-She picks her way through.

-The gloomy loom!

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Will she remember the other one?

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Yeah, she's picked it up en route.

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-Bang, one finger goes on.

-Little pinkie there.

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Well, she's got three fingers,

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but she's still missing the fourth.

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She needs to get this quickly,

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just ten seconds left. There is the fourth!

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She's got to get that on the hand.

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Five seconds to go.

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She's got to get through the mangle!

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It's very close!

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And she's showing us how many seconds she had left

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with her trademark celebration.

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Well done, Freya, tremendous work. Help yourself to a Year Sphere.

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I won that like a factory boss.

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Yes, you did. You did extremely, extremely well.

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Time for our big All Play endgame now.

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So over to the Gory Grid to find out what we've got.

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It's the Terrible Tudors.

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Everybody back down that Time Sewer.

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-Again?

-Come on.

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-ALL:

-Bye, Dave!

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See you later!

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-See you later.

-Thanks for coming!

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It's time to play our silly game...

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Henry VIII certainly liked a pie or ten.

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Your challenge is to feed hungry Henry as many as possible.

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The person who gets the most pies in their Henry's mouth

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in the time limit wins the Year Sphere.

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In three, two, one... HORN BLOWS

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This is it there, Rattus,

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Who Ate All The Pies.

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And they're off already.

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They're going very, very fast, and no pies.

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Of course, the key to this game is not just to stay on your feet,

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but to make each pie count at the other end.

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-One in from Freya.

-Well played, Freya, the first pie.

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Henry's stomach was beginning to rumble really quite badly.

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Freya seems to have got the hang of it, can she do it again?

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Let's have a look at this. There she's done it again, lovely!

0:23:490:23:52

That's her second one.

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What a technique that is, a little underarm technique.

0:23:540:23:56

Sam's pounding down the lane here with a determined look on his face.

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It looks good, he scores!

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Did you know, Rattus, Tudor cooks used to make a bird pie containing

0:24:010:24:04

live small birds

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which would fly out when it was cut open?

0:24:060:24:09

Imagine what would be left behind!

0:24:090:24:11

A bird poo pie!

0:24:110:24:13

Delicious!

0:24:130:24:15

Oh, look at that! Another one lands from Freya.

0:24:150:24:18

She's gone pie crazy!

0:24:180:24:20

-It's a pie-tastic performance, isn't it?

-It is pie-tastic.

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'30 seconds remaining.'

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Thanks to his terrible diet, Henry had chronic

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leg ulcers, poor eyesight, bad circulation

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and high blood pressure.

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You're actually not doing too bad for your age.

0:24:320:24:34

Leave it!

0:24:340:24:35

Chineme putting in a determined effort here,

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but it's an exhausting game.

0:24:380:24:40

She's not giving up easily, though.

0:24:400:24:42

She's very, very plucky.

0:24:420:24:43

Can she get some pies on target

0:24:430:24:45

in the remaining seconds? Here she goes.

0:24:450:24:48

Oh, it's agonisingly just shy.

0:24:480:24:50

And here's a final fling from Sam.

0:24:500:24:52

Can he score? HORN BLOWS

0:24:520:24:54

No, he can't, and he's down.

0:24:540:24:56

Our players are absolutely shattered.

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Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

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The winner of the next Year Sphere is...

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Freya. CHEERING

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Help yourself, please. Help yourself.

0:25:100:25:12

Oh, is it a good one? Is it a bad one?

0:25:120:25:15

-Hopefully it's good.

-You're hoping it's good.

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These Year Spheres have positives and negatives about them,

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so having the most is not necessarily the best thing.

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So now it's time to count up those Year Spheres.

0:25:230:25:26

Remember, AD years are added to your total,

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but BC years are subtracted from it.

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Chineme, let's have a look at your first one.

0:25:320:25:34

CHEERING

0:25:340:25:36

Oh, it's a good one, 1613 AD.

0:25:360:25:38

The thatched roof of Shakespeare's Globe Theatre caught fire that year.

0:25:380:25:42

So, Sam, that is what you have got to try and beat. What have you got?

0:25:420:25:46

CHEERING

0:25:460:25:47

Oh, it's 1804, you've just snuck into the lead there.

0:25:470:25:51

Napoleon crowned himself emperor of the French that year.

0:25:510:25:54

So, Sam, you currently hold the lead.

0:25:540:25:57

Freya, let's see what you've got here.

0:25:570:25:59

Let's have a look at the first one.

0:25:590:26:01

CHEERING 1793 AD.

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Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette were executed that year.

0:26:050:26:09

You're just behind. Let's have a look at the second.

0:26:090:26:11

CHEERING 1542 AD.

0:26:110:26:14

Mary Queen of Scots was born.

0:26:140:26:15

You've taken a commanding lead. Let's have a look at the third.

0:26:150:26:19

CHEERING 871 AD.

0:26:190:26:20

Alfred the Great became King of Wessex and fought the Vikings.

0:26:200:26:23

It all hinges on this final one, what is it?

0:26:230:26:26

CHEERING 1837 AD.

0:26:260:26:28

Charles Dickens published Oliver Twist that year.

0:26:280:26:32

Freya, you are today's champion.

0:26:320:26:35

-Yes!

-Congratulations.

0:26:350:26:36

You have a total of 6,043 points.

0:26:380:26:43

We were thinking that this time round we'd have a fantastic prize,

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but then Rattus found something vile

0:26:470:26:49

floating in the Time Sewer and we thought, "That'll do."

0:26:490:26:52

Actually, I've got something really special this time, it's Georgian.

0:26:520:26:56

Oh what is it? Some...some kind of perfume?

0:26:560:26:59

Sort of, have a sniff.

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Uh, I've already had one!

0:27:000:27:02

It's sweat!

0:27:020:27:04

In the Georgian era, the sweat of someone who was dying

0:27:040:27:07

was thought to cure haemorrhoids.

0:27:070:27:09

I think I'd rather have the haemorrhoids.

0:27:090:27:11

I thought you were walking funny.

0:27:110:27:13

No, I haven't got haemorrhoids. Don't worry about it, Rattus.

0:27:130:27:16

Well, look, there it is, Freya.

0:27:160:27:17

-Thank you.

-Stinky sweat. Enjoy.

0:27:170:27:20

Time now to say goodbye to our brilliant runners up,

0:27:200:27:23

Chineme and Sam. Unfortunately, you know the way home.

0:27:230:27:26

Crawl down the Time Sewer until you're pooped out. Cheerio!

0:27:260:27:30

-Bye!

-Bye now.

-Bye.

0:27:300:27:32

-Well played, everybody.

-Bye, have fun!

0:27:320:27:35

And don't forget you can play along next time

0:27:360:27:39

if you download the Gory Games app from the CBBC website.

0:27:390:27:42

That's all from us.

0:27:440:27:45

I've been Dave Lamb...

0:27:450:27:47

And I've got a confession to make.

0:27:470:27:50

Dave, you know I said my nan made you that wig?

0:27:500:27:54

I don't actually have a nan.

0:27:540:27:56

What?

0:27:560:27:57

See you for more Gory Games soon. Goodbye.

0:27:590:28:01

Come here, you.

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