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Welcome to Hotel Trubble. Meet Sally, our receptionist. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
People, trying to have a conversation here! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
This is Dolly, she's Mr Trubble's, ahem, fiance. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Which just leaves me Jamie, I'm the bellboy. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# It's the pits and we know it | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
# We're stuck but we love it | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
# So the hotel survives | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# Trubble, Trubble | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
# Keep the hotel alive. # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Oh, Lenny, that was so good! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
I know, even after the 32nd time it was still AMAZING! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
I didn't even realise we'd seen it that many times. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Steve Actor is the one to watch | 0:00:58 | 0:01:00 | |
in Outer Space Space Aliens | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
From Outer Space. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
With Steve Actor doing his ACTING! | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
So moving, classy, sophisticated... | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Oh, Sally! Guess where we've been? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
I know where, the cinema. | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
-No, no, no! Go on, guess! -The cinema? -No! The cinema! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
You'll have to excuse Lenny, Sally, | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
he's just seen the best film EVER for the 32nd time! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-What film is that, then? -Outer Space Space Aliens From Outer Space! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:32 | |
Not that stupid LOSER science fiction film about boring loser aliens | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
that only GEEKY losers would ever want to see? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
Erm...yeah! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:44 | |
You geeky loser! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Go and see a gooder film next time. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
-We've just been... -Didn't you see that film? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
-Me? No, no, I didn't see it. -Jamie?! | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Shhh, Lenny! Sally's talking. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
So, what did you see? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Er, I just, I went to see another film. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
It was much more powerful and thought-provoking. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Well, it says here that | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
the only other film being shown in the cinema is, | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
"Fluffy Bunny Two: Fluffy Gets Fluffier"? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
That what you went to see? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
If you loved Fluffy Bunny, | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
then you're going to love Fluffy Bunny Two | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
and all his FLUFFY friends! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
Yep. I went, I went to see that. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
Ugh! You're both just as weird as each other! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
Thanks, Sally! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Dolly said not to forget the staff meeting. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
-She's revealing her idea for the Special Event Weekend. -Oh! | 0:02:40 | 0:02:45 | |
I hate those weekends! | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Mr Trubble always goes with her ideas and they end up being rubbish! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Remember the Relaxing Spa Weekend? | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
What was relaxing about that? | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
Get filing, Jamie, and then see to my corns! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:06 | |
Oh...I have seen some horrors! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:22 | |
Next item on the agenda is the special event weekend. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
Anyone got any ideas? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
-I'm assuming ideas we come up with will be ignored? -Correct. -Then, no. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:38 | |
Unless there are any objections, I think... | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
-PHONE RINGING -Ooh, it's Mr Trubble! Shh. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
Hi, Trubbly wubbly! | 0:03:44 | 0:03:45 | |
-I'm just about to tell everybody my great idea... -ANGRY SHOUTING | 0:03:45 | 0:03:50 | |
Yes, I see, right. Of course, my darling schnooky-lumps! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:56 | |
Yes, I'll tell 'em! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
No, you hang up! You hang up! Y... | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Oh, he, er, hung up. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:04 | |
-Something wrong, Dolly? -No! Not all at all. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
My darling Mr Trubble thinks, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
although my idea's are always the best, | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
that one of you should choose the theme for the Special Event Weekend. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:18 | |
Wonderful! I've had an idea... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
-Not you, Antiques Roadshow! -How rude! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:24 | |
Jamie, Sally and Lenny, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
he wants one of you to come up with the idea to attract a young, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:31 | |
cool audience, which apparently I don't know ANYTHING about! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
So, come on then, seeing as you're always moaning about my ideas, | 0:04:36 | 0:04:41 | |
let's hear yours! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Nothing? OK, I'll call back Mr Trubble | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
and tell him we're going ahead with my Relaxing Spa idea. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
No, wait! Erm, Lenny, you had that idea earlier, remember? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:54 | |
-Did I? -(Yes.) | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
Oh, yes! I said I reckon if I practised really, really hard, | 0:04:57 | 0:05:02 | |
I might just be able to lick my own eyeballs! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
No, not that one, the other one! What was it? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Something about the film? With aliens in it? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Oh, not Outer Space Space Aliens From Space? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
I forget the title if I'm honest, I think that's the gist. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Outer Space Space Aliens From Space! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
We could do a whole weekend based on Sci-Fi films like that! | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
-It would be brilliant! -It would be AWFUL! | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
This place would be overrun with sweaty nerds | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
dressed in ridiculous outfits! | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Rubbish! What do you think, Dolly? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
I...actually think it's a FANTASTIC idea! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:44 | |
Yeah?! | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
GREAT! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
For Lenny, I mean, be great for Lenny | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
-cos it's what HE really wants, you know. -Yes! That's settled then. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
You lot organise the, er, Science-Fiction Space Aliens weekend | 0:05:56 | 0:06:03 | |
and I'll report back to Mr T the news what great job you're doing! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:08 | |
Oh, yes! Thanks, Dolly, you won't regret this! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Oh, Space aliens!... | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Ah, look at that sci-fi sausage go! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
Ah! Oh, well, this is going to be REALLY boring, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:22 | |
but I guess I'll just have to help Lenny, so... | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
It's going to be so BORING isn't it? | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
Er, Dolly, | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
you seem unusually enthusiastic about this alien nonsense. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:37 | |
-Oh, yes, wonderful idea! -SHE TINGS | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
Well, I can't believe you've agreed to it! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
I don't like the thought of aliens. Not since... | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
EERIE MUSIC | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Look, Mrs P, we both know it's a terrible idea. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:58 | |
In fact, it's SO bad, the whole weekend will be a complete disaster! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:02 | |
And...soon Mr Trubble will realise his mistake | 0:07:02 | 0:07:06 | |
and revert all decisions back to yours truly! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:10 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
What ARE you staring at?! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
A few days later in a hotel far, far away... | 0:07:20 | 0:07:27 | |
Well, actually, Hotel Trubble, which isn't that far at all. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Wow! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
She looks like the beautiful alien Princess Aurora | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
-from Outer Space Space Aliens. -From space? -That's the one. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
For someone who didn't see that film, you seem to know a lot about it! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:52 | |
Yeah, well, er... Lenny told me all I need to know! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:56 | |
And, erm, he once gave me some of the action figures... | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
which I didn't keep unopened in the packaging | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
and definitely did throw away and not put out on display in my room! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:10 | |
Right, we're going to re-enact the famous scene | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
-from Outer Space Space Aliens From Space! -THEY LAUGH | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
-The bit where the stranded aliens try to contact the Mother Ship! -THEY LAUGH | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
-I'm just going to turn on my communications portal. -SCREECHING | 0:08:24 | 0:08:29 | |
Sorry about that! | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
OK, let's perform the Planetary Dance of the Wahahoohoo Galaxy! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:38 | |
-THEY CHEER -Yeah! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
JAUNTY SIXTIES MUSIC | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
-I've never seen so many losers in my whole entire life! Ridiculous! -Geeks! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:52 | |
Were you just doing the dance? | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
Seriously, this is starting to freak me out a bit! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
You're right to be freaked out, Sally. Aliens are not to be trusted! | 0:09:03 | 0:09:08 | |
I should know! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
Why's that, Mrs P? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
Well, I've never told anyone this but... | 0:09:11 | 0:09:15 | |
Many years ago, I was captured by aliens | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
and beamed aboard their spaceship. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
They wanted to make me their alien queen, | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
but somehow I managed to escape! | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
And from that day to this, I have never forgotten them. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Neither has Sirius! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
He's scared stiff at the sight of aliens. Look! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
MEOWING | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
-That's great to get into character, but could you tone it down? -Fine! | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
Don't believe us then! Come along, Sirius. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
We know the truth don't we? Yes. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
EERIE MUSIC | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Alien Chancellor, hear my cry! | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
Beam down your warriors through the portal in the sky! | 0:09:58 | 0:10:03 | |
Oh, that could be the aliens coming now. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
Settle down everyone, nice work. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
I'll see you later for the costume competition. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Er, nice. High-five! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
Yes, nice costume, yes! Nice! | 0:10:15 | 0:10:19 | |
Woo-hoo! Outer space aliens! | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
ELECTRONIC BOOM | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
ELECTRONIC INTERFERENCE | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
'Ello mate! 'Ow's it going? Ack! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
MICROPHONE INTERFERENCE | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
-POLITELY: -Hello, I'm from Planet Splurg! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Nah! Ah! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
Allo? Je viens du le Planet Splurg! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
-Nah! -MICROPHONE INTERFERENCE | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-POSH ACCENT: -Hello there! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
That's more like it! Perhaps with a dash more... | 0:10:57 | 0:11:01 | |
Evil! | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
-SINISTER VOICE: -Yes, that's the one. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Citizens of Planet Splurg. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
This pitiful planet is as disgusting as I remember it! | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
But, there is a concentrated amount of precious power minerals | 0:11:15 | 0:11:20 | |
stored in this location. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:21 | |
I shall take hold of it swiftly, and return! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:25 | |
HE CACKLES EVILLY | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
RHYTHMIC ELECTRONIC THROBBING | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Hmm! Clearly the human race has evolved since I was last here. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:47 | |
I must proceed with caution! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Hello, welcome to Hotel Trubble. Can I take your name, please? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:55 | |
QUACKING NOISE | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Yes, feeble human. My name is... | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
Destructor! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
THUNDERCLAP | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
What's your first name? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Oh, erm, Evil. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
So you're telling me that your name is actually Evil Destructor? | 0:12:10 | 0:12:15 | |
Yes, that's right. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
CLICKING | 0:12:16 | 0:12:17 | |
No, sorry, I don't have a booking under "Evil Destructor". | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
Mm. Sometimes I go by the name, "The" Evil Destructor. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:29 | |
So if you try looking under "T" for "The"? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
HE CROAKS AND CLICKS | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
No! No room booked under The Evil Destructor". | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Pah! I don't care! I don't want a room anyway! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:45 | |
What do you want then? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
What do I want? | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
-THUNDERCLAP -I want to locate the precious power minerals | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
our ailing mother ship needs so dearly. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
When I have beamed them aboard my space craft, | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
we will become the most powerful species in the universe | 0:12:58 | 0:13:02 | |
and I will destroy every planet that gets in my way! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:08 | |
Huh-huh-huh-huh. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
Huh-huh-huh-huh. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
Hee-hee-hee-huuh! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
You quite finished? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
Huuh! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
One more. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:20 | |
Huuuh! Yes, thanks. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Right, I can do you a single room with breakfast, | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
but you'll have to pay the late booking rate. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Pay? | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Me? Pay? | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
No, no, no! Once the mother ship is recharged, | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
it is YOU that will pay! | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
You and the entire human race will pay! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Huh-huh-huh, ah-ah-ah, uh. Huuuh! | 0:13:45 | 0:13:49 | |
Listen, mate? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:50 | |
I don't know what stupid scene you're acting out from some geeky film, | 0:13:50 | 0:13:55 | |
but if you want to stay, you have to book a room! | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
So, yes or no?! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
D'you want a room? | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
Yes. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:05 | |
Yes what? | 0:14:05 | 0:14:06 | |
Yes, please. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
That's better! LENNY! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Can you take "The Evil Destructor" to room 10, please? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:19 | |
Wow! You've even changed your name to an alien one. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:22 | |
Massive respect to you, sir. Let me take your bags. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
No, this is mine! | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
No, don't be silly, I don't mind. Woah! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Whoa! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
What have you got in here? A huge interstellar space weapon?! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:37 | |
Yes? | 0:14:37 | 0:14:38 | |
Ha-ha! Yeah, good one. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
Right, let me show you to your room. Just this way... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
I hope you haven't taken on too much. I'd hate to have to | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
tell Mr Trubble you couldn't handle the responsibility. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:53 | |
Not at all. We've got some exciting stuff planned. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:57 | |
There's a costume competition and an autograph signing, | 0:14:57 | 0:15:01 | |
with Steve Actor. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
-What? -TILL RINGS | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
You've booked Steve Actor, the Hollywood superstar, | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
to come here? That must have been very expensive! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Well, it was a little pricey, | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
and there was quite lot of things he asked for, but... | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
But you know what? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
It'll be well worth it. | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
Now, where can I find a singing penguin? | 0:15:24 | 0:15:28 | |
Good luck, Jamie! I hope it all goes according to plan. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:35 | |
OK then, Mr Evil Destructor, this is your room. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
As you can see we've got all the usual mod cons, like the bed. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:47 | |
You've even got a window, and a bin, for all your rubbish. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
Assassins lurk behind every door for me, | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
but I will not be destroyed! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:03 | |
Let that be a warning to you, human. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:07 | |
OK! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
Just, the bathroom's just through there. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
Er, for washing and things. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
This guy is brilliant! | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
Oh! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
Ah! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:28 | |
Excellent foot cleaner! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
It's not a foot cleaner. I made that mistake before, | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
it's for sitting down and doing a... | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
Please be gone, human! I must be left alone with my work! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
OK, I'll leave you to it, then. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Thanks for that. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
No! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Couldn't be that easy! | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
It is! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Mother Ship, come in Mother Ship! GROWL | 0:17:08 | 0:17:11 | |
I've located one unit of the special power minerals. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
There must be more hidden in the fortress! | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
When my search is successful, I will beam back aboard | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
and once again, we become the most powerful species in the universe! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:26 | |
Mwah-ha-ha-ha! | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
Ooh-ho... | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
GEORDIE ACCENT Oh no! This thing's playin' up again! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
WELSH ACCENT Why does it always do this? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
-NASAL VOICE -Yes, yes, I know! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
I realise, Mr Steve Actor, that promises were made, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
but we simply won't be able to find you that singing penguin. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
Yeah, I'm afraid it's a "no" to the trio of dancing tortoises, too! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
Yes, well, no. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I'm afraid that we simply can't provide | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
a bath full of jelly beans with all the green ones taken out. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Well, if you feel that way, Mr Steve Actor, | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
then maybe you shouldn't turn up at all! | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
-LINE GOES DEAD -Hello? Hello? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
Oh, dear! He's hung up! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:17 | |
SHE CACKLES GLEEFULLY | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
Why am I still speaking in this voice? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Dolly, have you had a call from Steve Actor? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
-He was going to tell me when he was arriving. -Erm, no. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
-NORMAL VOICE -No, no. Everything all right, Jamie? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
Yeah, fine, fine! Ah, I guess I'm just a bit nervous. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:37 | |
-Steve Actor is such a big hero of... -Jamie! -..Lenny's. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
I've just had Steve Actor's agent barking at me. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
He wants to make sure you're paying the full fee today. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
-Of course! -Even though Steve's not coming any more. -Yep! What? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:54 | |
What do you mean, he's not coming? | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
Something about going back on your promises | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
and they're off to get the first flight back to LA. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
But, I didn't! Just let me give him a call. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
I wouldn't, if I was you. He was livid. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
Oh, dear, Jamie! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Looks like you've got a problem here. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
You're going to have a lot of disappointed guests. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
No! Wait, um, I'll make up for it! I have a back-up plan. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
-What's your back-up plan? -To try and think of a back-up plan. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
SHE HUMS ABSENT-MINDEDLY | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Sirius, si-it! | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
And you wait there. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
I just need to service these rooms. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
No! Stay! Sta-ay! | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Good boy! | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
SHE CONTINUES HUMMING | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
SIRIUS MEOWS | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
Why don't these humans ever listen? | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
All I want is the... | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
SIRIUS MEOWS IN ALARM | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
WHIRRING AND BLEEPING | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
HIGH-PITCHED MIAOW | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
SHE CONTINUES HUMMING | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Huh? Sirius! What happened? | 0:20:07 | 0:20:11 | |
FORLORN MIAOW | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
-And when I came back, my trolley was gone. -Weird! | 0:20:13 | 0:20:17 | |
And the mini-soaps, too. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Even weirder! How many bars of soap are we talking about? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
About 5,000. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:24 | |
Who would steal 5,000 bars of soap? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
Somebody very smelly. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Let's search the hotel, room by room! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Right let's go. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
-Ow! -That's my arm! -My arm! | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
Well, my arm hurt more! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Ah, Sally, did you find anything? | 0:20:41 | 0:20:44 | |
Nothing! | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
Me neither. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
Lenny? Any sign of the 5,000 bars of soap? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
-No, I'm afraid not. -Mmm! | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
I only found 4,999. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
What? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:56 | |
Yeah, in here. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
Woah! | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
I know. Still, the search goes on, eh? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
No, Lenny! This is what we're looking for! | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
Whoever has this room is our soap thief. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
So who is it? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
It is I, The Evil Destructor! | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Actually, I wouldn't go in there for a bit, I just... | 0:21:18 | 0:21:22 | |
Ah! I see you've found my precious power minerals. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
What? | 0:21:28 | 0:21:29 | |
Firstly, they're ours, not yours. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
OK? Secondly, they're bars of soap! | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
Pah! How little you know, human! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:40 | |
To you, these might just be blocks of cleaning paste, | 0:21:40 | 0:21:44 | |
but to a Splurgian warrior, they're much, much, more. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:49 | |
All right mate, this has gone a bit too far. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
You're just a silly man in a plastic costume, with probably no friends | 0:21:54 | 0:21:59 | |
and no chance of ever getting a girlfriend! | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
You're not an alien from the Planet "Splurg". | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Yargh! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
Eh! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
He is an alien from the Planet Splurg! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
That's right! And I do have a girlfriend, actually. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:20 | |
Her name's Villainous Obliterator, and we're very happy. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
Now! Prepare to meet my shrink ray, hideous humans! | 0:22:24 | 0:22:29 | |
And this time, I won't miss. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
-Argh! -Run! -Run! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
You can run...but you can't hide! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Sorry, do you mind if I take this? | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Only, it will look great in my new High School Musical doll's house. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
Lenny! | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Oh, yeah. Aaargh! | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
THEY SCREAM IN TERROR | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
OK, you lot, what's going on? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
Nothing! Everything's great! | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
Dismal dwellers of Planet Earth! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:08 | |
I have succeeded in my mission | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
to locate enough power minerals from your pitiful planet. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
I can now voyage in my recharged Mother Ship to the Planet Splurg! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:20 | |
-IRISH ACCENT -I'll assemble a Splurgian army... | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
No, not now, no! | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
-There I will assemble... -HE COUGHS | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
There, that's it. Sorry, I'll start again. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
There, I will assemble a Splurgian army | 0:23:34 | 0:23:37 | |
and I will return to conquer this puny planet of weaklings! | 0:23:37 | 0:23:41 | |
Nothing will stop me now. Nothing! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
Mwah-ha-ha-ha! Uh, uh, ooh, urgh! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:47 | |
Urgh! Oh! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Evil Destructor? Is that you? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:54 | |
No! Mrs Poshington? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:56 | |
It can't be! | 0:23:56 | 0:23:58 | |
You've got a nerve, | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
coming back here after what you did. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Er, Mrs P, what's going on? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
That's the Evil Destructor. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
That alien I told you about. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:10 | |
Him and his friends from the Planet Splodge. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
-Splurg! -"Splurge"! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Anyway, years ago, they captured me and took me up in this spaceship. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:21 | |
They wanted to make me their Alien Queen, but I escaped! | 0:24:21 | 0:24:26 | |
Escaped?! We let you go, you stupid woman! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
-What? -You were so annoying! | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
With your endless stories and your ridiculous, fussy cat! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
-Why, you...! -Careful, Mrs P! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:37 | |
Yes, stay back, you crazy woman! Argh! No! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:42 | |
PUNCHING AND YELLING | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Argh! No! My precious power minerals! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:49 | |
So, it was you who took all my mini-soaps? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
Right. That does it! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Emergency! Mother Ship! | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Beam me up and take us as far away as from here as possible! | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
WHOOSHING NOISE | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
Very clever, Jamie! | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
I've got to hand it to you. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
That was quite some special effects display! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
What? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:25 | |
Er, oh, oh! Yeah! | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Yes, Dolly, told you my back-up plan would work, didn't I? | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Ah, those special effects took ages to set up. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:36 | |
What with all the, the setting up. And them being all special, | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
and effecty. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
They weren't special effects! That was... | 0:25:42 | 0:25:46 | |
Mrs P, haven't you got some soaps to be picking up? Thank you! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
Jamie. I'm going to tell Mr Trubble | 0:25:50 | 0:25:54 | |
-what a great job we've all done this weekend! -"We"? | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
Yeah, you won't mind if I tell him it was a team effort, will you? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
Guess not. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
You've really surprised me, Jamie! | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
-I didn't realise you could handle something like this! -Oh yeah, | 0:26:07 | 0:26:12 | |
don't worry about me, Dolly! I can handle anything! | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
See you at the cinema, Jamie! Outer Space Space Aliens From Space, | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
33 times in a row, baby! Don't be late! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
I'll be there, mate! Can't wait! | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Oh, hi there, Sal! | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
Oh. Did you just hear that? | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
Probably sounded like I was going with Lenny | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
to see that ridiculous film, but I'm not. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
So why did you say "Can't wait, mate! See you there!" | 0:26:45 | 0:26:49 | |
Why did I say that? | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
I said, "I'll be there" | 0:26:52 | 0:26:55 | |
because I meant, I'll be there! Meaning... | 0:26:55 | 0:26:59 | |
..Over there! Behind reception. | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
And nowhere near the cinema. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:04 | |
OK, OK, I'm sorry, I have to say this. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:10 | |
I love Outer Space Space Aliens From Space! | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
And if you think I'm a geek because of that, then that's fine. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
That's just who I am! | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
Just who I am. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
S'all right, Jamie. I guess this sci-fi stuff isn't that bad. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
After all, I got to meet a real space alien, and that's pretty cool! | 0:27:24 | 0:27:29 | |
Yeah, yeah! Pretty cool! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
So, er, you can count me in for tonight! | 0:27:31 | 0:27:35 | |
-Really? -Yeah! | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
You mean, you're going to come to the cinema with me? | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
PHONE RINGS I mean, with us? I mean, er, great! | 0:27:40 | 0:27:44 | |
For Lenny. It's great, for Lenny. | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
-I would like you to... -Hello, Hotel Trubble? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:51 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
# It's the pits and we know it's duff, but we love it | 0:27:56 | 0:28:01 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 | |
# We're a team staying calm, on and on | 0:28:03 | 0:28:06 | |
-# So the hotel survives. -# Trubble, Trubble | 0:28:06 | 0:28:09 | |
# Keep the hotel alive. # | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 |