Dragon's Den Hotel Trubble


Dragon's Den

Children's sitcom. The gang is ecstatic when businessman Duncan Banana-Time agrees to film the final of his TV show at the hotel - as long as nothing annoys him.


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Welcome to Hotel Trubble.

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Meet Sally, our receptionist.

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People! Trying to have a conversation here.

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And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents.

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This is Dolly, she's Mr Trubble's - ahem - fiancee.

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And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner.

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Which just leaves me, Jamie, I'm the bell boy.

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# Hotel Trubble forever

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# It's the pits and we know we're stuck

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# But we love it

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# Hotel Trubble forever

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# We're a team staying calm

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# Arm in arm

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# So the hotels shall survives

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# Trubble, Trubble

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# Keep the hotel alive. #

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BIRDSONG

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CAR ENGINE PURRS

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What ARE you doing, Leonard? It's hotter than the sun in here.

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You've done some weird things in your time,

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but this is the final straw.

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This is the final straw.

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I'm preparing the reception for our new guest,

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-a big scaly bug-eyed creature.

-I thought Louis Walsh had cancelled?

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No, not Louis Walsh, a great big lizard.

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Mr Trubble called to say one's coming to stay.

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Look, I've got it a jar of wasps as a treat.

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No, Lenny, he phoned me, too, it's a DRAGON coming to say.

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Yeah that's what I thought he said,

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but everyone knows dragons don't exist. He must have meant lizard.

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No, Lenny, he meant a dragon.

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The biggest, scariest dragon of all is going to be here any minute.

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Here at Hotel Trubble?

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Fire! Teeth! Run! Oh!

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ANGRY SHOUTING AND CRASHING

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Chef! Scarier than dragon!

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Fire! Teeth! Run!

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No, Lenny, he's one of the Dragons from the Dragons' Den TV programme!

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Oh, never mind.

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-Mrs Poshington!

-Yes?

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Would you clean this lot up while I turn the heating down?

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-What's that you've got there?

-It's my Zoom Broom.

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Well, they say two heads are better than one,

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-so I figured that three heads must be better than two!

-Oh.

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It gets the job done three times as fast! Look!

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-Broom!

-Watch the feet!

-Broom! Broom! Broom!

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What's wrong with Lenny?

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He's yelling about dragon attacks.

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Well, Jamie, my Mr Trubble is an old friend of Duncan Banana-Time...

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That Scottish grump-bag from Dragons' Den?

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The very same.

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Apparently, there's been an accident at the Dragons' Den studio -

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something about an automatic painting machine...

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And if you press this button here...

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BOOM!

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I'm out.

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BOOM!

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So, all the Dragons are out looking

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-for a new location to film their final episode.

-Wow!

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Imagine if we could persuade them to film in Hotel Trubble!

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I know! I know!

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-GRAVELLY VOICE:

-Hotel Trubble is the Dragon's Den!

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It's a shame it's that miserable old moaner who's coming.

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SCOTTISH: You're wasting my time!

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You're wasting your own time!

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I hate you!

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I hate everything!

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Get me a room! Now!

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Nice one, Jamie! That's dead like him!

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"Get me a room...now!"

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"I'm Duncan Banana-Time and I've got a face like I'm chewing nettles..."

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But it's OK, cos deep down, I'm a thoroughly lovely human being.

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Look, Mr Trubble told me this would be a great place

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to film Dragons' Den.

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-He told you right!

-What's the plan? What are your figures?

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Well, we are a completely unique hotel experience.

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No-one else provides a service like ours. We have a monopoly.

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-And a Scrabble!

-And a KerPlunk!

-That's not...

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Go on. I like KerPlunk.

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This represents the other hotels in the area.

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This is us.

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As you can see, our spare capacity is much higher.

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And this is a pie chart.

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70% of our customers say they've never stayed anywhere like this.

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80% say they would tell their friends

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and the other 20% say they'd tell the police.

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So in conclusion, people come to Hotel Trubble

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because all the other hotels are full,

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but they stay for the service.

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And because all the other hotels are full.

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So here's the deal.

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You stay in one of our rooms and you will see that Hotel Trubble

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is the perfect place for your filming needs.

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All right, all right. OK, I'll stay here

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and then maybe I'll film Dragons' Den here.

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But let me get this clear -

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I cannae stand anyone getting on me nerves...

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We'd never do that, Mr...

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-Or interrupt me...

-We'd never interrupt you!

-Or contradict me!

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Or anything else, for that matter.

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In fact, if any of you lot get on my nerves,

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I'm going to leave here,

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I'm going to buy this hotel and then you're all fired!

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Is that clear?

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Of course, no irritations, Mr Banana-Time, I promise.

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You'll find Hotel Trubble a very calm and relaxing place.

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LOUD CLATTERING

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Sir Lenny to the rescue! I'll save us from the fire-breathing monster!

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Raa! Waa!

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I... We...

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Let me show you to your room.

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He's not a real dragon, Lenny, he's off the telly.

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You know, Dragons' Den?

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Oh right. I love that show, me.

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I'm always getting these really good ideas. Like this one.

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It's my anti- wasp hat.

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-Works every time.

-How can you tell?

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Can you see any wasps?

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No.

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Exactly. And I've invented this new shape.

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It's a cross between a square and a circle.

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I call it a squircle! Clever, eh?

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No. Don't bother Mr Banana-Time with any of these silly pitches.

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He doesn't want anyone getting on his nerves.

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Don't worry, I won't be pitching me ideas to anyone.

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I get terrible nerves.

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Everyone gets nerves, Lenny.

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No, not like me.

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I only have to think about standing in front of people,

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pitching me ideas until I get more and more nervous

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and then suddenly...

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FARTING AND WHISTLING

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BOOM!

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..that happens.

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I wasn't expecting that!

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Nobody does.

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I've got loads of ideas, but I just have to keep them in me head.

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Good.

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Because if we keep him sweet, he's going to film here, at the hotel.

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Ooh! Fame! Fortune!

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Celebrity! Here I come.

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Yeah. You might just want to wash your face first, though.

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What?

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SHE SCREAMS

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All checked in, Mr Sham.

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I do hope you enjoy your stay at Hotel Trubble,

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the most relaxing hotel in town.

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-I apologise!

-Yeah, you'd better run, Lenny!

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I've to do my make-up all over again!

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-Very relaxing, indeed.

-Can I ask you for your autograph-f-f-f?

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My autograph-f-f-f?

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Yes, I collect them, I'm the best in the world.

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I will stop at nothing to get an autograph-f-f-f if I really want it.

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Look, they're all here, you see?

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Sharon Frogspawn.

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"Get out of my bins, you freak. Sharon."

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Cheryl Mole.

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"Stop hiding in my bushes, you're driving me mad. Cheryl."

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And of course, the Queen.

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"Come near me again and I'll set the Corgis on you.

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"This is your final warning. Liz."

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Well, you're clearly very persistent.

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So why do you want me? I'm not famous.

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Ah, you're not famous YET. It's one of my tactics.

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If I get the autograph-f-f-f

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of everyone I meet and if they then become famous, I've already got it.

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-I see.

-So are you going to give me yours,

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or am I going to have to follow you around, nagging and nagging

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and nagging and nagging and nagging and nagging and nagging

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and nagging and nagging... Until you give in?

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I'm just going to sign it here.

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"To Mr Sham,

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"please stop stalking me. Jamie."

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-There you go. All yours.

-Thanks.

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I'll see myself up.

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OK.

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Jamie, why are you giving your autograph to that man?

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Mr Sham is the world's leading autograph hunter.

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I mean, he'll do anything for an autograph.

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Let me get this straight,

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we've got top celebrity Duncan Banana-Time staying,

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the man who could make Hotel Trubble really famous if he films here,

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but could also get us all fired if he gets very annoyed,

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something which could happen very easily.

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I see, I'm with you so far.

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Yet you thought it was a good idea

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to check in the world's most determined autograph hunter?

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If anything is going to wind up Mr Banana-Time,

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it's a celebrity stalker.

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Yeah but... I mean, he wouldn't...

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Oopsie.

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Oopsie indeed.

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Get rid of him!

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But I don't understand. You said the hotel was very quiet!

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Did I? Well, it is, because the hotel is full up...

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-with a whispering convention.

-Well, I didn't hear them.

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-Well you wouldn't, would you?

-Look, this is ridiculous,

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this room is empty, why can't I stay here?

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Erm...

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..the bed is broken.

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BED CREAKS

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-Well, it seems fine to me.

-No, no, it's broken.

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BOING! BOING! BOING!

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CREAK! CREAK! CREAK!

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CRACK! BOING! CRACK!

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Any minute now...

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it'll be broken. Any minute.

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BOING! BOING! BOING!

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Any minute now! Ah! Ah! Oh!

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Argh!

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BOING!

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-The bed is not broken.

-All right! All right.

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If you like this room so much, you can stay in it.

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And I mean STAY in it.

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It's so comfortable in here,

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you shouldn't have to leave until it's time to check out. Got that?

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I don't care, Deborah, this is the perfect place to film.

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-Mr Banana-Time, sir!

-Peter, let me get a word in edge ways.

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Oh, be quiet! Theo, no, no.

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-Oh, I give up!

-Bad news?

-It's the other Dragons.

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They think they have found the perfect place to film

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and they willnae listen to me when I say I'VE got the perfect place.

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The trouble is, they're wrong and I'm right.

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Well, can't you do without them?

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If only. Without four Dragons, there's no show.

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But does it have to be THOSE Dragons?

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What if I told you I could find three new Dragons ready to do the show

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right here and then you could be the star of the show?

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Star of the show, eh?

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Yeah, and you could rename it.

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"It's Banana-Time!"

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A FUNKY TUNE PLAYS

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I like it. I'm in. Right, get me three new Dragons

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and a bunch of idiots with inventions

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and we'll film right here, this afternoon.

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But if you mess me about - you're fired!

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Isn't that a different show?

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That's The Apprentice.

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Oh. Oh, yeah. You're right, good point.

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So all we need is three new Dragons,

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a stack of cash and a whole load of inventors.

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Where are we going to find that?

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Well, I know where we can find three Dragons.

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-No way!

-Oh, come on, Jamie, we can be on the telly!

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But where are we going to get the cash?

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Yeah, and what about the inventors?

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You...hit the streets.

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Find a whole load of inventors and YOU come with me.

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-Come on.

-Argh!

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LOUD-HAILER SQUEALS

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Inventors!

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Pleeeeease.

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You think I'm letting you loose with Hotel Trubble's money? No way.

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It's the only way to get Duncan Banana-Time to film at Hotel Trubble.

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The only way you'll get on telly, more like.

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Oh, I hadn't thought of that.

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Look, Sally's got a point, Dolly.

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If we want Duncan to film here and make the hotel famous,

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we're going to need so get some cash and some Dragons.

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-Yeah, and besides we don't have to actually invest in anything.

-Exactly.

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It will be for show and we'll give it all back when it's over.

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All right, then.

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But I want it back. Every penny.

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Or it won't be Duncan Banana-Time that gets you fired, it'll be me!

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I got the inventors!

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Oh, sorry.

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Ow!

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It's ideal. Really run down. Get a camera crew.

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Oh, don't worry about those talentless morons,

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I've found a whole new bunch of talentless morons to replace them.

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Oh! Mr Sham.

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We have to keep him and Duncan apart at all costs. Ideas?

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Oh, we could chain Mr Sham to his bedroom radiator.

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Ideas that wouldn't get us arrested.

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Well, now you're moving the goalposts.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, just giving you a shoulder massage, you look really tense.

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I am really tense, because I'm surrounded by idiots.

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I'm trying to put a show together.

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You're absolutely right and we've not a moment to lose,

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why don't we set them up right now?

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That chap looked familiar.

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-Do I know his face from somewhere?

-I wouldn't think so.

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-Not unless you watch the telly.

-Shut up, Lenny!

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If you'll come this way, Mr Sham, I'll explain the whole thing.

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OK? Just this way. Keep your eye on reception

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and if anyone tries to get near Duncan Banana-Time,

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get rid of them, all right? I won't put this filming at risk.

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-Well what shall I say?

-Make something up! This way.

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Er, you must be here to see Duncan Banana-Time?

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-Absolutely.

-Yeah.

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If anyone tries to get near Duncan Banana-Time,

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-get rid of them, all right?

-I'm afraid you can't see him.

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Because, erm, he's gone to the bottom of the sea.

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Yeah, bottom of the sea in a little miniature submarine.

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What about our inventions?

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Look, I don't care if you're inventors

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and completely vital to the show, you have got to go.

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Look, out! Go on, out!

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That is just a light. That doesn't count. Go on!

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Right, talk me there through what doing here.

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Four chairs, four Dragons.

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But all four chairs are identical,

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you need four completely different chairs.

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Make sure I get the best one.

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I know what you're up to, sunbeam.

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-You've got someone famous staying here!

-Yes.

-Who?

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Have a guess. If there's one person in the entire world

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whose autograph you haven't got, but really want, who would that be?

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Oh!

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Not world-famous magician David Copperbottom?

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Yes! That is exactly who it is.

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But he's on the other side of the world,

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performing with his glamorous assistant, Claudia Chiffon!

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Well, he is a magician.

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I can get his autograph, if you promise to stay in your room

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for the evening. You know, to give him privacy.

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-Get me Claudia, too, and it's a deal.

-Sure, both of them, why not?

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Just close your eyes, count to 100 and they'll both appear by magic.

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All right.

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One, two...

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Hello, Mr Banana-Time, sorry to barge in.

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Before you say a word, everything's fine, no problems.

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Can I borrow you? Not you, Mr Banana-Time,

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Stay here and get set up. Thank you, goodbye!

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I'm sorry, but you can't see Mr Banana-Time, cos he's got, um...

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a horribly itchy bum

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and it's really infectious, so probably best to stay away.

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Thanks.

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I shouldn't have said that, I've got an itchy bum now.

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-Oh, Jamie, that was the last of the inventors.

-Oh, good work, Lenny.

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Ah, he's not Lenny,

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he's the world-famous magician, David Copperbottom.

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Er, no, Jamie. It's definitely me, Lenny.

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Has he been working too hard?

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No, no, no, listen, Mr Sham is in there,

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waiting for an autograph from the world-famous magician,

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David Copperbottom.

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Brilliant idea!

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And his glamorous assistant, Claudia Chiffon.

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Terrible idea!

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Come on, Sally, please.

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If he gets your autograph-f-f-fs...

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autograph-f-f-fs...

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Autograph-f-f-fs?

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Yeah, those. Anyway, if he gets those,

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He's promised to stay in his room for the night.

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-Oh, OK then!

-Yeah, but what I'm saying is

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that I don't look anything like a...

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magician.

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-..98, 99...

-Now, THAT'S magic.

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..100!

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What an entrance!

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I am the world famous magician, David Copperbottom.

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And this is my glamorous assistant, Sally... Ooh!

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My glamorous and unpredictably violent assistant, Claudia Chiffon.

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Oh, my goodness. I think you're both amazing.

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Would you sign my autograph-f-f-f book?

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Yes, of course.

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Hey, presto! It's a pen!

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We bid you good day, mortal man.

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Don't go!

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Do another trick. Please.

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OK. One more, but you have to go to your room straight afterwards.

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-I promise.

-What are you doing? I don't know any more magic tricks.

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It's all right Lenny,

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just imagine you're in front of the Dragons,

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presenting one of your inventions.

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HE FARTS

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Ta-da!

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Oh!

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Oh, amazing! Oh.

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Magic.

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Thanks, guys. Great stuff.

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-See you later.

-Bye.

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Well done, you two.

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Now Mr Sham's out of the way,

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the filming can start once the inventors get here.

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-The inventors?

-That's right, Lenny.

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The ones you told me to get rid of so they didn't annoy Mr Banana-Time?

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That's right... What?

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What? No... I didn't say that.

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Er, yes, you did.

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If anyone tries to get near Duncan Banana-Time,

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-gets rid of them, all right?

-See.

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I didn't mean...

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But there's no time to find any replacements.

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OK. OK. There's only one thing we can do.

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Chain Mr Banana-Time to his bedroom radiator!

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Stop trying to solve all your problems that way.

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No, I mean Lenny is going to have to pitch HIS inventions to Duncan.

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No way, not going to happen Jamie.

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Well, hang on.

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This, Lenny, is a magical feather.

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-Like in Dumbo.

-Oh, wow!

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Ooh!

0:20:240:20:25

# Come fly with me

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# Let's fly, let's away... #

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CRUNCH!

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Not exactly like Dumbo.

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It doesn't make you fly. But it can, it can magically cure nerves.

0:20:410:20:46

Oh, brilliant.

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I'll go and get me inventions now. Thanks, Jamie!

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Right, where are these Dragons you promised me?

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Here we are, Mr Banana-Time.

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Just the two of you?

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Ah, not to worry, that only leaves Theo Profiterole

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and I know exactly what to replace him with.

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Just remember, this is my show.

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No-one's allowed to look better than me. Got that?

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No-one.

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Right, run titles.

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'These people are Dragons.

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'Big, scary Dragons, with sackfuls of money.

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'Duncan Banana-Time made millions selling ice-cream to Eskimos.

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'At school, he won the hairy back competition three years running.

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'In fact, he's the best at absolutely everything.

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'Peter Bones made a fortune dressing like a stick of seaside rock.

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'He owns several electrical appliance companies

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'making Britain's largest fridge magnet.

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'But he is not quite as good as Duncan.

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Deborah Sneezdon made her money in the retail and leisure industries,

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'because she prefers shopping and taking holidays to doing work.

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'Theo Profiterole just sits there and does nothing.

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'He's useless.

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It's Banana Time.

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Hello, my name's Lenny.

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I'm here to show you my new invention - a cold water bottle.

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Here it is.

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I'll to stop you. I don't care about your product,

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I don't like the way you said hello and for that reason, I'm out.

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-I'm out.

-I'm out.

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-I'm out.

-I actually have a lot of contacts in this field.

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Could you tell me more about...

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You're not trying to upstage me, are you?

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Of course she isn't. Are you?

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I'm out.

0:22:350:22:37

Hello?

0:22:460:22:48

Is anyone there?

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My TV's on the blink!

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Hello!

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Fruit with the...thingies and the...

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'Lenny Lemon has been pitching to the Dragons for the last 14 hours.

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'He hasn't received a single offer of any his inventions.

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'How much longer can the Dragons endure?'

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Without doubt, these are the worst inventions I've seen.

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I once saw a pitch for scratch-and-sniff toilet paper.

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If you don't have anything better, I'm calling the whole thing off.

0:23:240:23:27

Oh, no, wait.

0:23:270:23:29

Oh, there is this. It's a magic feather.

0:23:290:23:32

-What does that do?

-It cures your nerves.

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Oh, a magic feather? Let's have a look.

0:23:350:23:37

Oh, no, the it's best if I keep hold of it.

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Rubbish!

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I won't invest in something unless I try it myself.

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-I really don't think you should do that.

-Oh, and why not?

0:23:420:23:46

FARTING AND WHISTLING

0:23:460:23:47

BOOM!

0:23:470:23:49

No! Mr Profiterole!

0:23:530:23:55

Oh! Where's his head?! Speak to me!

0:23:550:23:58

He was one day from retirement!

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It's too late, Lenny. I'm afraid he's gone.

0:24:010:24:04

-No!

-What's going on?

0:24:040:24:06

Oh, wait, you're Duncan Banana-Time!

0:24:060:24:10

You're brilliant, you are! Hello!

0:24:100:24:12

Hold on. I quite like this fellow.

0:24:120:24:15

Now that's how you say hello. What have you got for me?

0:24:150:24:18

What do you want? Anything for you.

0:24:180:24:21

Do you know how refreshing it is to hear that?

0:24:210:24:23

People come in here and it's just,

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"Take, take, take, give us your money."

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No-one's ever asked me what I'd like before.

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-How much money are you looking for?

-Well, I don't want any money.

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I want your autograph-f-f-f.

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Listen to this man, such humility.

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I'm going to make you an offer -

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£100,000 in return for 50% of any future inventions?

0:24:420:24:47

-How does that sound?

-Well, that sounds...

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very nice.

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£200,000 for 50%.

0:24:520:24:55

Sally, what are you doing?

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That's the hotel's money, you can't spend it!

0:24:560:24:59

Hey, I'm just bored. Anyway, banana face won't let me outbid him.

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250,000 for 40% of your business.

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500,000 for 1%.

0:25:090:25:11

What? That's madness!

0:25:110:25:13

I'm out.

0:25:130:25:15

Eh? What?

0:25:150:25:16

If you think you can profit from a deal like that,

0:25:160:25:19

then good luck to you.

0:25:190:25:20

Congratulations.

0:25:200:25:21

Oh, this is terrible!

0:25:210:25:23

Things can't get any worse.

0:25:230:25:26

Oh, wait! I have not shown you my anti-wasp hat yet.

0:25:260:25:28

Things can always get worse.

0:25:280:25:30

Anti-wasp hat? How does that work?

0:25:300:25:33

-Allow me to demonstrate.

-No. No, no, no, no, no. No!

0:25:330:25:38

WASPS BUZZ

0:25:380:25:40

THEY SCREAM

0:25:400:25:42

What a disaster!

0:25:460:25:49

We outbid Duncan Banana-Time on his own show.

0:25:490:25:52

And then released a swarm of wasps on him.

0:25:520:25:55

Let's not forget we gave all our money to a celebrity stalker.

0:25:550:25:59

Yeah, I was... I was hoping we could forget that bit.

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Oh, I dinnae think so,

0:26:020:26:05

You see, now the hotel is penniless,

0:26:050:26:07

I'm going to buy it out and you three, I'll fire.

0:26:070:26:10

-ALL:

-No!

0:26:100:26:12

SHE SINGS TUNELESSLY

0:26:120:26:14

Don't mind me, just passing through on my way to cleaning up the mess.

0:26:140:26:18

How did you know we'd make a mess?

0:26:180:26:21

Because you always do, dear.

0:26:210:26:23

Excuse me, granny. What's that you got there?

0:26:230:26:26

This is my zoom broom.

0:26:260:26:29

Cleans up three times faster.

0:26:290:26:32

Well, you need it with this lot.

0:26:320:26:34

I can see that taking off in a big way. Can I make you an offer?

0:26:340:26:37

Oh, no, dear. No, no, no.

0:26:370:26:39

This is not for sale.

0:26:390:26:41

I wouldn't sell this for a million pounds.

0:26:410:26:44

Er, Mrs P...

0:26:440:26:45

Could I have a world?

0:26:470:26:49

HE WHISPERS

0:26:490:26:51

WHISPERS: Oh, all right!

0:26:530:26:54

As I was saying is, I wouldn't sell this for a million pounds,

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but I would sell it for enough money

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to replace what these bumbling clowns took out of the safe.

0:27:030:27:08

And a promise that you'll leave the hotel alone?

0:27:080:27:11

-Deal.

-Done.

0:27:110:27:13

Oh, nice one, Mrs P.

0:27:130:27:17

Money.

0:27:170:27:19

-Yes.

-And more money. And money.

-Yes. Right. There we go.

0:27:190:27:23

I'm going put this back in the safe,

0:27:230:27:25

before YOU find any other way of losing it.

0:27:250:27:29

That was close.

0:27:290:27:30

Now, let's get back to work

0:27:300:27:32

and don't want to anyone to mention inventions ever again.

0:27:320:27:35

-Oh, well, I guess it's goodbye to my anti-wasp hat then.

-No! No!

0:27:350:27:41

See, I told you it worked!

0:27:410:27:43

THEY SCREAM

0:27:430:27:45

TELEPHONE RINGS

0:27:450:27:47

They're in my hair!

0:27:470:27:49

Hello, hello. Ow! Hotel Trubble.

0:27:500:27:52

# Hotel Trubble forever

0:27:520:27:55

# It's the pits and we know we're stuck but we love it

0:27:550:28:00

# Hotel Trubble forever

0:28:000:28:03

# We're a team staying calm

0:28:030:28:04

# Arm in arm so the hotel survives

0:28:040:28:08

# Trubble Trubble

0:28:080:28:09

# Keep the hotel alive. #

0:28:090:28:11

The gang is ecstatic when fearsome businessman Duncan Banana-Time agrees to film the final of his famous TV show at the hotel - as long as nothing annoys him in any way. Then, a very irritating autograph hunter checks in.


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