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Welcome to Hotel Trubble. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
Meet Sally, our receptionist. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
People! Trying to have a conversation here. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
This is Dolly, she's Mr Trubble's - ahem - fiancee. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:17 | |
And this is Mrs Poshington, the new cleaner. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Which just leaves me, Jamie, I'm the bell boy. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# It's the pits and we know we're stuck | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
# But we love it | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:32 | 0:00:34 | |
# We're a team staying calm | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
# Arm in arm | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
# So the hotels shall survives | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
# Trubble, Trubble | 0:00:39 | 0:00:41 | |
# Keep the hotel alive. # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
BIRDSONG | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
CAR ENGINE PURRS | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
What ARE you doing, Leonard? It's hotter than the sun in here. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
You've done some weird things in your time, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
but this is the final straw. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
This is the final straw. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
I'm preparing the reception for our new guest, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
-a big scaly bug-eyed creature. -I thought Louis Walsh had cancelled? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
No, not Louis Walsh, a great big lizard. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Mr Trubble called to say one's coming to stay. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
Look, I've got it a jar of wasps as a treat. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:28 | |
No, Lenny, he phoned me, too, it's a DRAGON coming to say. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:36 | |
Yeah that's what I thought he said, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
but everyone knows dragons don't exist. He must have meant lizard. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
No, Lenny, he meant a dragon. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
The biggest, scariest dragon of all is going to be here any minute. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:51 | |
Here at Hotel Trubble? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Fire! Teeth! Run! Oh! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
ANGRY SHOUTING AND CRASHING | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Chef! Scarier than dragon! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
Fire! Teeth! Run! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
No, Lenny, he's one of the Dragons from the Dragons' Den TV programme! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:11 | |
Oh, never mind. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
-Mrs Poshington! -Yes? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
Would you clean this lot up while I turn the heating down? | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
-What's that you've got there? -It's my Zoom Broom. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
Well, they say two heads are better than one, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-so I figured that three heads must be better than two! -Oh. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
It gets the job done three times as fast! Look! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
-Broom! -Watch the feet! -Broom! Broom! Broom! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:40 | |
What's wrong with Lenny? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:41 | |
He's yelling about dragon attacks. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
Well, Jamie, my Mr Trubble is an old friend of Duncan Banana-Time... | 0:02:43 | 0:02:48 | |
That Scottish grump-bag from Dragons' Den? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
The very same. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Apparently, there's been an accident at the Dragons' Den studio - | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
something about an automatic painting machine... | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
And if you press this button here... | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
BOOM! | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
I'm out. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
BOOM! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
So, all the Dragons are out looking | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-for a new location to film their final episode. -Wow! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
Imagine if we could persuade them to film in Hotel Trubble! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
I know! I know! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
-GRAVELLY VOICE: -Hotel Trubble is the Dragon's Den! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:22 | |
It's a shame it's that miserable old moaner who's coming. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
SCOTTISH: You're wasting my time! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
You're wasting your own time! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
I hate you! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
I hate everything! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Get me a room! Now! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
Nice one, Jamie! That's dead like him! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:40 | |
"Get me a room...now!" | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
"I'm Duncan Banana-Time and I've got a face like I'm chewing nettles..." | 0:03:42 | 0:03:49 | |
But it's OK, cos deep down, I'm a thoroughly lovely human being. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Look, Mr Trubble told me this would be a great place | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
to film Dragons' Den. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
-He told you right! -What's the plan? What are your figures? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Well, we are a completely unique hotel experience. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
No-one else provides a service like ours. We have a monopoly. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
-And a Scrabble! -And a KerPlunk! -That's not... | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
Go on. I like KerPlunk. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:15 | |
This represents the other hotels in the area. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
This is us. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
As you can see, our spare capacity is much higher. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
And this is a pie chart. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
70% of our customers say they've never stayed anywhere like this. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
80% say they would tell their friends | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
and the other 20% say they'd tell the police. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
So in conclusion, people come to Hotel Trubble | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
because all the other hotels are full, | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
but they stay for the service. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
And because all the other hotels are full. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:52 | |
So here's the deal. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
You stay in one of our rooms and you will see that Hotel Trubble | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
is the perfect place for your filming needs. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
All right, all right. OK, I'll stay here | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
and then maybe I'll film Dragons' Den here. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
But let me get this clear - | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
I cannae stand anyone getting on me nerves... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
We'd never do that, Mr... | 0:05:14 | 0:05:15 | |
-Or interrupt me... -We'd never interrupt you! -Or contradict me! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:19 | |
Or anything else, for that matter. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
In fact, if any of you lot get on my nerves, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
I'm going to leave here, | 0:05:25 | 0:05:26 | |
I'm going to buy this hotel and then you're all fired! | 0:05:26 | 0:05:31 | |
Is that clear? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
Of course, no irritations, Mr Banana-Time, I promise. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
You'll find Hotel Trubble a very calm and relaxing place. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:42 | |
LOUD CLATTERING | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Sir Lenny to the rescue! I'll save us from the fire-breathing monster! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:48 | |
Raa! Waa! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:49 | |
I... We... | 0:05:49 | 0:05:53 | |
Let me show you to your room. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
He's not a real dragon, Lenny, he's off the telly. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
You know, Dragons' Den? | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Oh right. I love that show, me. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
I'm always getting these really good ideas. Like this one. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
It's my anti- wasp hat. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-Works every time. -How can you tell? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Can you see any wasps? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:14 | |
No. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
Exactly. And I've invented this new shape. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
It's a cross between a square and a circle. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:24 | |
I call it a squircle! Clever, eh? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
No. Don't bother Mr Banana-Time with any of these silly pitches. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
He doesn't want anyone getting on his nerves. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Don't worry, I won't be pitching me ideas to anyone. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
I get terrible nerves. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
Everyone gets nerves, Lenny. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
No, not like me. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
I only have to think about standing in front of people, | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
pitching me ideas until I get more and more nervous | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
and then suddenly... | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
FARTING AND WHISTLING | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
BOOM! | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
..that happens. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
I wasn't expecting that! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Nobody does. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
I've got loads of ideas, but I just have to keep them in me head. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:04 | |
Good. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
Because if we keep him sweet, he's going to film here, at the hotel. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:11 | |
Ooh! Fame! Fortune! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Celebrity! Here I come. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Yeah. You might just want to wash your face first, though. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:20 | |
What? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:21 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
All checked in, Mr Sham. | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
I do hope you enjoy your stay at Hotel Trubble, | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
the most relaxing hotel in town. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
-I apologise! -Yeah, you'd better run, Lenny! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
I've to do my make-up all over again! | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
-Very relaxing, indeed. -Can I ask you for your autograph-f-f-f? | 0:07:39 | 0:07:44 | |
My autograph-f-f-f? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Yes, I collect them, I'm the best in the world. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
I will stop at nothing to get an autograph-f-f-f if I really want it. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
Look, they're all here, you see? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
Sharon Frogspawn. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:58 | |
"Get out of my bins, you freak. Sharon." | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
Cheryl Mole. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
"Stop hiding in my bushes, you're driving me mad. Cheryl." | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
And of course, the Queen. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
"Come near me again and I'll set the Corgis on you. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:13 | |
"This is your final warning. Liz." | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
Well, you're clearly very persistent. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:19 | |
So why do you want me? I'm not famous. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Ah, you're not famous YET. It's one of my tactics. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
If I get the autograph-f-f-f | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
of everyone I meet and if they then become famous, I've already got it. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
-I see. -So are you going to give me yours, | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
or am I going to have to follow you around, nagging and nagging | 0:08:34 | 0:08:37 | |
and nagging and nagging and nagging and nagging and nagging | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
and nagging and nagging... Until you give in? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
I'm just going to sign it here. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
"To Mr Sham, | 0:08:50 | 0:08:54 | |
"please stop stalking me. Jamie." | 0:08:54 | 0:09:01 | |
-There you go. All yours. -Thanks. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
I'll see myself up. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
OK. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Jamie, why are you giving your autograph to that man? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
Mr Sham is the world's leading autograph hunter. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
I mean, he'll do anything for an autograph. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Let me get this straight, | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
we've got top celebrity Duncan Banana-Time staying, | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
the man who could make Hotel Trubble really famous if he films here, | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
but could also get us all fired if he gets very annoyed, | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
something which could happen very easily. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
I see, I'm with you so far. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
Yet you thought it was a good idea | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
to check in the world's most determined autograph hunter? | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
If anything is going to wind up Mr Banana-Time, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
it's a celebrity stalker. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Yeah but... I mean, he wouldn't... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
Oopsie. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Oopsie indeed. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
Get rid of him! | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
But I don't understand. You said the hotel was very quiet! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Did I? Well, it is, because the hotel is full up... | 0:10:03 | 0:10:08 | |
-with a whispering convention. -Well, I didn't hear them. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
-Well you wouldn't, would you? -Look, this is ridiculous, | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
this room is empty, why can't I stay here? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Erm... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
..the bed is broken. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
BED CREAKS | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
-Well, it seems fine to me. -No, no, it's broken. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
BOING! BOING! BOING! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:30 | |
CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
CRACK! BOING! CRACK! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Any minute now... | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
it'll be broken. Any minute. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
BOING! BOING! BOING! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
Any minute now! Ah! Ah! Oh! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
Argh! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
BOING! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
-The bed is not broken. -All right! All right. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:53 | |
If you like this room so much, you can stay in it. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
And I mean STAY in it. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
It's so comfortable in here, | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
you shouldn't have to leave until it's time to check out. Got that? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
I don't care, Deborah, this is the perfect place to film. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
-Mr Banana-Time, sir! -Peter, let me get a word in edge ways. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
Oh, be quiet! Theo, no, no. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
-Oh, I give up! -Bad news? -It's the other Dragons. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
They think they have found the perfect place to film | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
and they willnae listen to me when I say I'VE got the perfect place. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
The trouble is, they're wrong and I'm right. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Well, can't you do without them? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
If only. Without four Dragons, there's no show. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:42 | |
But does it have to be THOSE Dragons? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
What if I told you I could find three new Dragons ready to do the show | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
right here and then you could be the star of the show? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Star of the show, eh? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
Yeah, and you could rename it. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
"It's Banana-Time!" | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
A FUNKY TUNE PLAYS | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
I like it. I'm in. Right, get me three new Dragons | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
and a bunch of idiots with inventions | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
and we'll film right here, this afternoon. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:11 | |
But if you mess me about - you're fired! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Isn't that a different show? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
That's The Apprentice. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
Oh. Oh, yeah. You're right, good point. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
So all we need is three new Dragons, | 0:12:22 | 0:12:25 | |
a stack of cash and a whole load of inventors. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Where are we going to find that? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Well, I know where we can find three Dragons. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
-No way! -Oh, come on, Jamie, we can be on the telly! | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
But where are we going to get the cash? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Yeah, and what about the inventors? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:38 | |
You...hit the streets. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:42 | |
Find a whole load of inventors and YOU come with me. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:47 | |
-Come on. -Argh! | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
LOUD-HAILER SQUEALS | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
Inventors! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Pleeeeease. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
You think I'm letting you loose with Hotel Trubble's money? No way. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
It's the only way to get Duncan Banana-Time to film at Hotel Trubble. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
The only way you'll get on telly, more like. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Oh, I hadn't thought of that. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
Look, Sally's got a point, Dolly. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
If we want Duncan to film here and make the hotel famous, | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
we're going to need so get some cash and some Dragons. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-Yeah, and besides we don't have to actually invest in anything. -Exactly. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
It will be for show and we'll give it all back when it's over. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
All right, then. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:24 | |
But I want it back. Every penny. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
Or it won't be Duncan Banana-Time that gets you fired, it'll be me! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:35 | |
I got the inventors! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:37 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
Ow! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
It's ideal. Really run down. Get a camera crew. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:47 | |
Oh, don't worry about those talentless morons, | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
I've found a whole new bunch of talentless morons to replace them. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Oh! Mr Sham. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
We have to keep him and Duncan apart at all costs. Ideas? | 0:13:58 | 0:14:02 | |
Oh, we could chain Mr Sham to his bedroom radiator. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:07 | |
Ideas that wouldn't get us arrested. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
Well, now you're moving the goalposts. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
What are you doing? | 0:14:14 | 0:14:15 | |
Oh, just giving you a shoulder massage, you look really tense. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
I am really tense, because I'm surrounded by idiots. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
I'm trying to put a show together. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
You're absolutely right and we've not a moment to lose, | 0:14:24 | 0:14:28 | |
why don't we set them up right now? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:30 | |
That chap looked familiar. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:32 | |
-Do I know his face from somewhere? -I wouldn't think so. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:35 | |
-Not unless you watch the telly. -Shut up, Lenny! | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
If you'll come this way, Mr Sham, I'll explain the whole thing. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
OK? Just this way. Keep your eye on reception | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
and if anyone tries to get near Duncan Banana-Time, | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
get rid of them, all right? I won't put this filming at risk. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
-Well what shall I say? -Make something up! This way. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
Er, you must be here to see Duncan Banana-Time? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
-Absolutely. -Yeah. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
If anyone tries to get near Duncan Banana-Time, | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
-get rid of them, all right? -I'm afraid you can't see him. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
Because, erm, he's gone to the bottom of the sea. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
Yeah, bottom of the sea in a little miniature submarine. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
What about our inventions? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
Look, I don't care if you're inventors | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
and completely vital to the show, you have got to go. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Look, out! Go on, out! | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
That is just a light. That doesn't count. Go on! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
Right, talk me there through what doing here. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Four chairs, four Dragons. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:36 | |
But all four chairs are identical, | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
you need four completely different chairs. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Make sure I get the best one. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
I know what you're up to, sunbeam. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-You've got someone famous staying here! -Yes. -Who? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Have a guess. If there's one person in the entire world | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
whose autograph you haven't got, but really want, who would that be? | 0:15:52 | 0:15:56 | |
Oh! | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
Not world-famous magician David Copperbottom? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
Yes! That is exactly who it is. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
But he's on the other side of the world, | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
performing with his glamorous assistant, Claudia Chiffon! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
Well, he is a magician. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
I can get his autograph, if you promise to stay in your room | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
for the evening. You know, to give him privacy. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
-Get me Claudia, too, and it's a deal. -Sure, both of them, why not? | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
Just close your eyes, count to 100 and they'll both appear by magic. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
All right. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
One, two... | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Hello, Mr Banana-Time, sorry to barge in. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Before you say a word, everything's fine, no problems. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Can I borrow you? Not you, Mr Banana-Time, | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Stay here and get set up. Thank you, goodbye! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
I'm sorry, but you can't see Mr Banana-Time, cos he's got, um... | 0:16:48 | 0:16:53 | |
a horribly itchy bum | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
and it's really infectious, so probably best to stay away. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Thanks. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
I shouldn't have said that, I've got an itchy bum now. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
-Oh, Jamie, that was the last of the inventors. -Oh, good work, Lenny. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
Ah, he's not Lenny, | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
he's the world-famous magician, David Copperbottom. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:14 | |
Er, no, Jamie. It's definitely me, Lenny. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
Has he been working too hard? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
No, no, no, listen, Mr Sham is in there, | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
waiting for an autograph from the world-famous magician, | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
David Copperbottom. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
Brilliant idea! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
And his glamorous assistant, Claudia Chiffon. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
Terrible idea! | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Come on, Sally, please. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
If he gets your autograph-f-f-fs... | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
autograph-f-f-fs... | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Autograph-f-f-fs? | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
Yeah, those. Anyway, if he gets those, | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
He's promised to stay in his room for the night. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-Oh, OK then! -Yeah, but what I'm saying is | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
that I don't look anything like a... | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
magician. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:56 | |
-..98, 99... -Now, THAT'S magic. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
..100! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
What an entrance! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:04 | |
I am the world famous magician, David Copperbottom. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:09 | |
And this is my glamorous assistant, Sally... Ooh! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
My glamorous and unpredictably violent assistant, Claudia Chiffon. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:19 | |
Oh, my goodness. I think you're both amazing. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
Would you sign my autograph-f-f-f book? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
Yes, of course. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Hey, presto! It's a pen! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
We bid you good day, mortal man. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
Don't go! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Do another trick. Please. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
OK. One more, but you have to go to your room straight afterwards. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
-I promise. -What are you doing? I don't know any more magic tricks. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
It's all right Lenny, | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
just imagine you're in front of the Dragons, | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
presenting one of your inventions. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
HE FARTS | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Ta-da! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
Oh! | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Oh, amazing! Oh. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Magic. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Thanks, guys. Great stuff. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-See you later. -Bye. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
Well done, you two. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
Now Mr Sham's out of the way, | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
the filming can start once the inventors get here. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
-The inventors? -That's right, Lenny. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
The ones you told me to get rid of so they didn't annoy Mr Banana-Time? | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
That's right... What? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
What? No... I didn't say that. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
Er, yes, you did. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
If anyone tries to get near Duncan Banana-Time, | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
-gets rid of them, all right? -See. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:51 | |
I didn't mean... | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
But there's no time to find any replacements. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
OK. OK. There's only one thing we can do. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
Chain Mr Banana-Time to his bedroom radiator! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
Stop trying to solve all your problems that way. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
No, I mean Lenny is going to have to pitch HIS inventions to Duncan. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:10 | |
No way, not going to happen Jamie. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
Well, hang on. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:14 | |
This, Lenny, is a magical feather. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
-Like in Dumbo. -Oh, wow! | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Ooh! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:25 | |
# Come fly with me | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
# Let's fly, let's away... # | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
CRUNCH! | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
Not exactly like Dumbo. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
It doesn't make you fly. But it can, it can magically cure nerves. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:46 | |
Oh, brilliant. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:47 | |
I'll go and get me inventions now. Thanks, Jamie! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
Right, where are these Dragons you promised me? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
Here we are, Mr Banana-Time. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
Just the two of you? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Ah, not to worry, that only leaves Theo Profiterole | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
and I know exactly what to replace him with. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
Just remember, this is my show. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
No-one's allowed to look better than me. Got that? | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
No-one. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
Right, run titles. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
'These people are Dragons. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
'Big, scary Dragons, with sackfuls of money. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
'Duncan Banana-Time made millions selling ice-cream to Eskimos. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:24 | |
'At school, he won the hairy back competition three years running. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:28 | |
'In fact, he's the best at absolutely everything. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
'Peter Bones made a fortune dressing like a stick of seaside rock. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
'He owns several electrical appliance companies | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
'making Britain's largest fridge magnet. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
'But he is not quite as good as Duncan. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Deborah Sneezdon made her money in the retail and leisure industries, | 0:21:42 | 0:21:46 | |
'because she prefers shopping and taking holidays to doing work. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
'Theo Profiterole just sits there and does nothing. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
'He's useless. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
It's Banana Time. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
Hello, my name's Lenny. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
I'm here to show you my new invention - a cold water bottle. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Here it is. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
I'll to stop you. I don't care about your product, | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
I don't like the way you said hello and for that reason, I'm out. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:18 | |
-I'm out. -I'm out. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
-I'm out. -I actually have a lot of contacts in this field. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
Could you tell me more about... | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
You're not trying to upstage me, are you? | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
Of course she isn't. Are you? | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
I'm out. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Hello? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
Is anyone there? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
My TV's on the blink! | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
Hello! | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
Fruit with the...thingies and the... | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
'Lenny Lemon has been pitching to the Dragons for the last 14 hours. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:10 | |
'He hasn't received a single offer of any his inventions. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:15 | |
'How much longer can the Dragons endure?' | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
Without doubt, these are the worst inventions I've seen. | 0:23:17 | 0:23:20 | |
I once saw a pitch for scratch-and-sniff toilet paper. | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
If you don't have anything better, I'm calling the whole thing off. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Oh, no, wait. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
Oh, there is this. It's a magic feather. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
-What does that do? -It cures your nerves. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Oh, a magic feather? Let's have a look. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Oh, no, the it's best if I keep hold of it. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
Rubbish! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:40 | |
I won't invest in something unless I try it myself. | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
-I really don't think you should do that. -Oh, and why not? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
FARTING AND WHISTLING | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
BOOM! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
No! Mr Profiterole! | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Oh! Where's his head?! Speak to me! | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
He was one day from retirement! | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
It's too late, Lenny. I'm afraid he's gone. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
-No! -What's going on? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Oh, wait, you're Duncan Banana-Time! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
You're brilliant, you are! Hello! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Hold on. I quite like this fellow. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Now that's how you say hello. What have you got for me? | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
What do you want? Anything for you. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
Do you know how refreshing it is to hear that? | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
People come in here and it's just, | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
"Take, take, take, give us your money." | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
No-one's ever asked me what I'd like before. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:32 | |
-How much money are you looking for? -Well, I don't want any money. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
I want your autograph-f-f-f. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Listen to this man, such humility. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
I'm going to make you an offer - | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
£100,000 in return for 50% of any future inventions? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:47 | |
-How does that sound? -Well, that sounds... | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
very nice. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
£200,000 for 50%. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
Sally, what are you doing? | 0:24:55 | 0:24:56 | |
That's the hotel's money, you can't spend it! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:59 | |
Hey, I'm just bored. Anyway, banana face won't let me outbid him. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:04 | |
250,000 for 40% of your business. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:09 | |
500,000 for 1%. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
What? That's madness! | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I'm out. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Eh? What? | 0:25:15 | 0:25:16 | |
If you think you can profit from a deal like that, | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
then good luck to you. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:20 | |
Congratulations. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:21 | |
Oh, this is terrible! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Things can't get any worse. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Oh, wait! I have not shown you my anti-wasp hat yet. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
Things can always get worse. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Anti-wasp hat? How does that work? | 0:25:30 | 0:25:33 | |
-Allow me to demonstrate. -No. No, no, no, no, no. No! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:38 | |
WASPS BUZZ | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
What a disaster! | 0:25:46 | 0:25:49 | |
We outbid Duncan Banana-Time on his own show. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
And then released a swarm of wasps on him. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Let's not forget we gave all our money to a celebrity stalker. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:59 | |
Yeah, I was... I was hoping we could forget that bit. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
Oh, I dinnae think so, | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
You see, now the hotel is penniless, | 0:26:05 | 0:26:07 | |
I'm going to buy it out and you three, I'll fire. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
-ALL: -No! | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
SHE SINGS TUNELESSLY | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Don't mind me, just passing through on my way to cleaning up the mess. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:18 | |
How did you know we'd make a mess? | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
Because you always do, dear. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
Excuse me, granny. What's that you got there? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
This is my zoom broom. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:29 | |
Cleans up three times faster. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Well, you need it with this lot. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
I can see that taking off in a big way. Can I make you an offer? | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
Oh, no, dear. No, no, no. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:39 | |
This is not for sale. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
I wouldn't sell this for a million pounds. | 0:26:41 | 0:26:44 | |
Er, Mrs P... | 0:26:44 | 0:26:45 | |
Could I have a world? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
HE WHISPERS | 0:26:49 | 0:26:51 | |
WHISPERS: Oh, all right! | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
As I was saying is, I wouldn't sell this for a million pounds, | 0:26:54 | 0:27:00 | |
but I would sell it for enough money | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
to replace what these bumbling clowns took out of the safe. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:08 | |
And a promise that you'll leave the hotel alone? | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
-Deal. -Done. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
Oh, nice one, Mrs P. | 0:27:13 | 0:27:17 | |
Money. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
-Yes. -And more money. And money. -Yes. Right. There we go. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
I'm going put this back in the safe, | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
before YOU find any other way of losing it. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
That was close. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
Now, let's get back to work | 0:27:30 | 0:27:32 | |
and don't want to anyone to mention inventions ever again. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
-Oh, well, I guess it's goodbye to my anti-wasp hat then. -No! No! | 0:27:35 | 0:27:41 | |
See, I told you it worked! | 0:27:41 | 0:27:43 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:27:43 | 0:27:45 | |
TELEPHONE RINGS | 0:27:45 | 0:27:47 | |
They're in my hair! | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
Hello, hello. Ow! Hotel Trubble. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
# It's the pits and we know we're stuck but we love it | 0:27:55 | 0:28:00 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
# We're a team staying calm | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
# Arm in arm so the hotel survives | 0:28:04 | 0:28:08 | |
# Trubble Trubble | 0:28:08 | 0:28:09 | |
# Keep the hotel alive. # | 0:28:09 | 0:28:11 |