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Welcome to Hotel Trubble. It may not look like much, | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
but come in and take a look. Meet Sally, our receptionist. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
Always service with a smile. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
People, trying to have a conversation, here. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
And this is Lenny. He's a man of many talents. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
We're just not sure what they are yet. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Ah, yes, this is Dolly, Mr Trubble's fiancee. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:29 | |
She's always full of bright ideas for the hotel. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
And here's Mrs Poshington, our oldest guest and newest cleaner, | 0:00:32 | 0:00:36 | |
although I'm not sure she's ever done any cleaning. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Which just leaves me, Jamie. I'm the bellboy. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:43 | |
BELL TINGS | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Can I take your bags? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever It's the pits and we know | 0:00:50 | 0:00:55 | |
# We're stuck but we love it | 0:00:55 | 0:00:58 | |
# Hotel Trubble forever | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
# We're a team staying calm Arm in arm | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
# So the hotel survives | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
# Trubble, Trubble | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
# Keep the hotel alive. # | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
-Lenny, when I asked you to help Mrs P clean the toilets... -Yes, Jamie. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
-..I actually meant help her clean them. -Oh, not... | 0:01:16 | 0:01:20 | |
Use her cat, General Poshington, as a toilet brush. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
-No. -Miaow! | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
Guess what? Mr Trubble wants us to do THE most exciting thing. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:31 | |
Pop it, lock it, polka dot it! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-More exciting than that. -Not possible. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
He wants two people from here to go to Fishcotheque tonight! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
Fishcotheque? Mr T's celeb hangout! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Gossip Magazine says it's where fish and disco collide. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
In a good way. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Welcome to Fishcotheque, | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
the exclusive hangout of such celebrities | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
as Nicole Squidman, | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Tuna Tempah, | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Fern Cod-on and Charlotte Perch. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Let's see what Prawn Connery has to say! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
It's shimply the besht. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
And Mussel Crowe is absolutely clear. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
I'm husband to a hungry wife, father to a starving son. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Call me shellfish, | 0:02:17 | 0:02:18 | |
but I'll have their fish and chips in this world or the next. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
Fishcotheque! Where fish and celebrity collide in a good way. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
Brought to you by Trubble Inc. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Other fish-based businesses are available but they stink of fish. | 0:02:28 | 0:02:32 | |
And it's full of hot totty! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:36 | |
Oh, I love hot totty! | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
Especially the bit where the cheese comes out the side... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
That's a toastie, Lenny. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
I'm talking about gorgeous, famous boys, | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
all in one place, unable to get away. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
It's a shame there's nobody here who'd take advantage of that. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
INDISTINCT FRANTIC SPEECH | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Was that Sally calling from Guatemala? -Erm, maybe. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Wondering where I am? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:04 | |
You should have been watching, shouldn't you? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
For the people with excuses, here's what's been going on. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
This is Daisy, urgh. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Daisy's on the run because she stole an elephant. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Our top story - an elephant has disappeared from London Zoo. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:20 | |
It is believed the thief is Daisy Birchall. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Remain on your guard. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
And then, because she posted me to Guatemala! | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Shhh! If you keep quiet, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:30 | |
I'll send you all the new issues of Gossip Magazine. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
And then she took my job on reception and that was all bad. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
So, it turns out Daisy has got a good excuse...for the elephant. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
Maybe the elephant was imprisoned and she rescued it. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:46 | |
Did you think of that? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:47 | |
Jamie and Lenny don't know what Daisy's done. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
Sunny Guatemala? Oh, it must be from Sally. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
They think she's just a normal receptionist. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Daisy, do you want to borrow any of Sally's magazines? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
-So, it looks like she's staying. -Lip gloss. -Only until I get back! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
Pardon me. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
Oh, that reminds me. She sent me some photos. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
-Oh, look, here she is on the beach. -By the pool. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
Oh, and she's made a friend! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
-There's something different about her, though. -Yeah. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
Oh, she's not got her uniform on. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
-Yeah, people always look different when they're not at work. -Yeah. | 0:04:28 | 0:04:32 | |
Did she send a letter? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
Oh, yeah, she did. I've not read it yet, but... | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
It was here a second ago. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:39 | |
Have you seen the letter? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
No, no. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:45 | |
So, which of us should go to Fishcotheque, then? Jamie? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
A disco? When I could be working here, | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
on my second shift as the night porter? Don't think so! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
What about you, Daisy? | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
Do you fancy a night of celebrities, paparazzi and haddock? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
I dunno... I like to keep my head down, really... | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
The last thing I want is a camera pointing at me. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
THUD Oh, look - a camera crew! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
-Ahh! -Daisy, it's a... | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Oh. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Where's she gone? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Come on, Daisy, | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
-come out! -No, I'm staying here. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Don't worry, Jamie, I'll take it from here. Come on! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
Chase the wool! Chase the wool! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
Lenny, that's how we coax YOU out of hiding places. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Oh, yeah! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-Come on, Daisy! What's the problem? -I don't want to be on TV. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:39 | |
Why not? It's not as if you're a wanted criminal | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
and the police will find out where you're hiding, is it? SHE LAUGHS | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
BOTH LAUGH | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
So, are you going to come out? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
-No. -Oh, come on! They're probably not filming here. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
They might just need somewhere to store their cameras. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
It's not as if they've got... a celebrity presenter with them. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
-HE GASPS -Barney! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Jamie, Jamie, Jamie! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
It's Barney! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
-Who? -You know, Barney Harwood! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Off the telly! He's in Basil Brush, Barney's Barrier Reef, | 0:06:09 | 0:06:14 | |
Basil and Barney's Swap Shop, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
-Bamzooki, Bear Behaving Badly. -Wow, a lot of shows. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
That's just the Bs Jamie, that's just the Bs! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-And, er, this is Jamie. -How are you doing? I'm Barney. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:28 | |
I've heard you're on a lot of TV programmes. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Yeah, quite a few. So, you're the bellboy, then? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:34 | |
Yes. And, er, manager-in-waiting. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
LIFT DINGS, DOG GROWLS | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Unofficial, secretive manager-in-waiting. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
-Well, you are perfect. -For what? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
My brilliant idea to get publicity for the hotel! | 0:06:47 | 0:06:51 | |
I've asked Barney here if he'd like to film his TV show, | 0:06:51 | 0:06:55 | |
which is going to be all about... bellboys! | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
# You're simply the best | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
-# Better than all the rest... # -I'd love to stay at Hotel Trubble. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
Hi. I saw you on that bellboy show. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
I think you are amazing! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
Really?! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Oh, yes. I want to stay at your hotel for ever and ever! And I... | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
-BURP! LENNY'S VOICE: -..needed that! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
Huh? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-HE BURPS -And that! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
So, what do you think? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
It really is a brilliant idea, Dolly. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
Jamie, are you all right? | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Did you actually say that my idea was brilliant? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
Whoa! I did, didn't I? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
Oh, oh! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Just the shock, it'll wear off in a minute. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Right, then. Let's get started. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
# Clap clap Clap clap | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
# Clap clap Clap clap | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
# Clap clap Clap clap... # | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
OK, Jamie, just talk us through your day. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
The life of a bellboy | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
is one of constant pressure. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
I have to make split-second decisions | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
in the most dynamic and fluid of situations. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
Oh, oh! Which hand do I carry the suitcase in? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:30 | |
Is my uniform blue enough? DAISY SCREAMS | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
Should it be...more blue? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
Cut! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Being a bellboy isn't just about being a boy who answers bells. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:50 | |
Although it is mostly that. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
I also do things like... plump the cushions | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
..and, er, open the, er, curtains. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Follow me. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
BOTH SCREAM | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Cut! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
Don't know how... What's going on there? | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
You all right, there? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
Don't worry, I haven't got a camera! Is that what you're worried about? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
It's fine! A lot of people don't like to be on telly. I understand. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:26 | |
-You understand? -TV's not all it's cracked up to be. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
It's really hard work - exhausting, sometimes. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
-You don't LOOK exhausted. -What, this fresh-faced thing? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:37 | |
It's make-up - look. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
DAISY GASPS | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I haven't slept in three years. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
They keep making me film TV shows all the time - | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
it's non-stop. I'm tired. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
I had no idea! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
-Barney? -Shh! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
Barney? Where are you? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
-Don't tell anyone I told you this! -No, of course! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
So, remember, TV is brilliant! | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
It's not just for entertainment, it's for everything. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
If you want to change the world, TV is your friend! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
-Stop screaming in the back of all Jamie's shots, please. -OK. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Deal! Back to work, everyone! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
# Clap clap... # | 0:10:19 | 0:10:22 | |
If you want to change the world, | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
TV is your friend! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
Hi, hi. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Hey. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Look, I'm sorry. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
Sorry about Daisy. Hope it won't interfere with the schedule. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
-Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine. -I really want this programme to go well. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
Of course, it'll be fine. You'll be brilliant. You'll be famous. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Every time someone sees your face, they'll think of this programme. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
-Brilliant! -Ready? OK. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
In three, two... Hi, I'm Barney Harwood, | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
and you're joining me at Hotel Trubble | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
for another fantastic episode of.. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Britain's Most Boring Bellboys. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
# When I call you a loser... # | 0:11:09 | 0:11:14 | |
I'd hate to stay at Hotel Trubble. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
ALLURING MUSIC | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
Hi. I saw you on that bellboy show. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-I think you are amazing... -Really? Still? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
..ly dull! I would never stay here in a million years! | 0:11:35 | 0:11:41 | |
I preferred the burps. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
But I'm not a BIT boring! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
No, Jamie, you're not a BIT boring. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:49 | |
You're ENORMOUSLY boring. Think about it - the uniform, | 0:11:49 | 0:11:52 | |
the forks...your face. You're more boring than quantum physics. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:57 | |
In fact, I'm thinking about making a two-hour special all about you! | 0:11:57 | 0:12:01 | |
But you can't do that! | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
I mean, I'm a bellboy! | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
My father was a bellboy. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:07 | |
HIS father was a... | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Well, actually his father was a lackey, but he worked his way up. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
It was the winter of 1938, I think, and... | 0:12:13 | 0:12:17 | |
Are you listening to me?! | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
HE SHOUTS: Are you even awake?! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
Oh, sorry! | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Wonderful sleep. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Even Jamie's VOICE was that boring, it sent me to sleep. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Glorious sleep! | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
I'm sorry, you were, um... you were saying? | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
I was just saying, my... | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Dolly! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
-Dolly wouldn't stop the filming? -No. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
AS DOLLY: "There's no such thing as bad publicity". | 0:12:45 | 0:12:49 | |
-Yeah, like when we were on the news. -We were on the news? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
No...we weren't on the news... | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
for selling the hotel for the price of a single jammy donut. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
-What am I going to do? -Well... | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
you could always...quit? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
-What? -Well, if you quit | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
then Hotel Trubble won't have a boring bellboy | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
for Barney to make a programme about. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
Lenny, you do remember how Hotel Trubble | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
is the only thing I've ever cared about in my whole life? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
-Yeah, but... -Actually, I think you've got something. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
Well, the lotion's helping. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
If we don't have a boring bellboy, Barney doesn't have a show. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
But that doesn't mean I have to resign. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
I just have to do something really exciting! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
Now, what's really exciting? | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
-Chess! -That's ridiculous. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Yeah, too much. You don't want to blow his mind! | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
Just think I need something really "wow", | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
something that screams, "I'm so exciting!" | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
Like what, Jamie? | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
You know, like an elephant placard. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
What's this? "No to elephant testing"? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
I'm taking Barney's advice. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
TV can change the world, | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
and my campaign for justice starts right here! | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
"Legalise elephant theft". | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
-"Free the lab elephants". -I thought you didn't want to be on TV? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:27 | |
Well, that's why they have eye holes in them. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
PHONE BLARES | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Hello? Mr Trubble! | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
No, we haven't forgotten. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
Fishcotheque, half seven, so exciting! Thank you so much! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
-PHONE GOES DEAD -Hello? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
No, he's gone. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
Of course. Fishcotheque! I'll go there! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:49 | |
That'll prove I'm not boring! | 0:14:49 | 0:14:51 | |
-I'm going! -You said you didn't want to. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
I've changed my mind! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:54 | |
I'm going to get loads of celebrities | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
to sign up to my campaign! | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
What campaign? Elephants? | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Daisy, you haven't expressed the slightest interest in elephants | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
in all the time you've been here! | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
They think she's just a normal receptionist. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:08 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
-Pardon you. -Thank you. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
So, why don't you both go? | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
Like a date? | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Well, Dolly is out tonight, | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
and I can't leave you and Mrs P alone, can we? | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Remember what happened that the last time? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
-Bye! -Cheerio! -Have fun! | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
Now what are we going to do? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
-We could press the button they told you never to press! -Yeah, why not? | 0:15:32 | 0:15:38 | |
'Hotel self-destruct, activated in five, four, three...' | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
I guess that's why not! | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
Ooh, ooh... | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-So, I guess that means... BOTH: -You can't go tonight. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
-What? -No way you're going instead of me! Think of the elephants! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:57 | |
If I don't go then the hotel is in big trouble! Don't you care? | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
-So, who is going to go? -Me! -Me! OK, OK, look. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
-Mr Trubble said the night was for two people. Right? Like a...date. -Right. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:10 | |
How about this? First one of us to get a date gets to go. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-You've got a deal. -Great. -Brilliant. -You're on. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
So, I'm picturing you, me, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
a halibut and some of my special moves. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
-Ooh! -Sorry, mate! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
So, are we on for tonight or what? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
No. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
What? Why not? | 0:16:40 | 0:16:42 | |
Because I'm washing the general. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
-CAT MIAOWS -Oh, sorry, got to go. Bye. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
All right, serious. Mummy's here. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
She said no! Then she hung up! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
-Women(!) -I've called all the girls I know, and both them have said no. | 0:16:55 | 0:17:00 | |
Now how am I going to find a date? | 0:17:03 | 0:17:05 | |
Thank you. Thank you! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Ah! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
-There's...there's an... -Elephant? -Yes. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
-And an awful lot of... -Dung. I know. It's mine. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
No. The elephant is mine. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
Look, Barney, I'm not going to beat about the bush. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
I desperately need your help! I've done... | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
questionable things, but I'm on a mission, Barney Harwood. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:51 | |
And right now, I need a man like you! | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS AND BASHES DOOR | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Oh, the papers, yeah! People find dates in the paper! | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
-I don't know, Lenny. Lonely hearts? -Yeah, trust me, Jamie. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Let's have a look. Oh, here we go, 20 years old, quiet, reliable... | 0:18:08 | 0:18:14 | |
-Sounds quite nice. -Available now! -Excellent! | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
-Midnight blue. -Interesting. Wait... | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
-Is this a car? -Er... | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
-CAR: -Don't be stupid, Lenny! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:26 | |
The only date I'm looking forward to is my MOT! | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
-Yeah, sorry, Jamie. -I can't let Barney put us on the programme. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:35 | |
There's only one thing left for me to do. Ruddy Dolly. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
But I thought you said you couldn't quit? | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
It's even worse than that. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:42 | |
I'll have to ask her out. She's the only other girl around! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
Calm down, Jamie! This is not the time for this kind of mad talk! | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
Righto. When will it be time, then? I do like a plan, you see. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:54 | |
-I'm not boring, I tell you, I'm not boring! -Jamie, snap out of it! | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
HE RINGS BELL REPEATEDLY | 0:18:58 | 0:18:59 | |
Good afternoon, can I take your bags? Thanks! | 0:18:59 | 0:19:04 | |
Jamie, you've just got to relax! Daisy's only been here two weeks. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
-There's no way she can find anyone by now! -So, you're up for it? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:12 | |
-Of course, I'd love to. I really would. -Oh, no. She's dating Barney! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
Don't worry about it, Jamie. They're probably not arranging a date. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
He's probably just joined her elephant campaign. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
We probably just hilariously got the wrong end of the stick. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:28 | |
Yeah, that's probably it. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
It's probably just a terrible comic misunderstanding. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
-I can't wait for our date tonight, Barney. -Neither can I! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:37 | |
Right, that's it. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Barney, a word. Dolly's office. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Now! | 0:19:46 | 0:19:47 | |
Listen, Harwood! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
So, here we are, up close and personal with what actually | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
might be Britain's most boring bellboy. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
-I am not! -All right, then, prove it. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
I'm trying! | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Hang on. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
You've stopped falling asleep when I talk to you. Ha ha! | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Not so boring now, am I? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
BARNEY SNORES | 0:20:16 | 0:20:17 | |
Oh. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:20 | |
I AM boring. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
Look, if you wanted to prove that you're just too exciting | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
to be on my show, all you had to do was... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Come here. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
INAUDIBLE | 0:20:32 | 0:20:34 | |
Oh, right. Yes, of course. Cripes. Well, that is exciting. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:40 | |
-So? -Never. I couldn't... | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Not even for the good of the hotel? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
Actually, you've got something. BARNEY SNORES | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
-Have I missed it? -Missed what? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
Quiet please. And action. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
Arrrrrrrrr! Arrrrrrrrr! | 0:21:04 | 0:21:09 | |
Arrrrrrrrr... | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Ooh-ooh-ooh! | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Shamone! Shamone! | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Shamone! | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Pop it, lock it, polka dot it! | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Whoo! Yeah! | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Yeah! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:25 | |
Me Jamie. Me take your bags. Give, give! Oh, and... | 0:21:31 | 0:21:36 | |
HE SHOUTS OUT TARZAN CALL | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
-Jamie, what...what are you doing? -Proving I'm not boring. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
And keeping myself and the hotel off the telly. Right, Barney? | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
I'm afraid not, Jamie. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:47 | |
What? But you said... | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
I said I wouldn't put you on Britain's Most Boring Bellboys. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:54 | |
Tell him! | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
Jamie, you've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
THEY LAUGH AND APPLAUD | 0:21:59 | 0:22:01 | |
What? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:03 | |
# Here they come, they're on a roll | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
# Where they'll strike, nobody knows | 0:22:06 | 0:22:09 | |
# Here we go Come on, join the Prank Patrol! # | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
The best bit of the prank was when Jamie did that stupid Tarzan thing! | 0:22:13 | 0:22:19 | |
And when he told me my idea was brilliant. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Actually, no, that was the best bit. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
The best part of the prank for me was this bit. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
Where you filmed me saying that the best part | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
of the prank for me was this bit. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
Where you filmed me saying that the best part | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
of the prank for me was this bit. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Where you filmed me saying that the best part | 0:22:34 | 0:22:37 | |
of the prank for me was this bit. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
I liked the bit where I was washing the cat. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:44 | |
Well, I really hadn't had a lot to do this episode, | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
so I thought it would bear a slow motion replay. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:53 | |
HEAVENLY MUSIC | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
Yes. Just like that! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:01 | |
Where you filmed... | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Where you filmed me saying the best part | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
of the prank for me was this bit. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Where... | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
So, there's no such programme as Britain's Most Boring Bellboys? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:16 | |
It was all part of the prank? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Yeah. We made it all up! | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Now millions of people will see | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
how stupid you look on national television! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:28 | |
-Not a lot of change there, then. -Why aren't you mortified? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
Well, made you laugh, right? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
So, if I'm not very much mistaken, it will make the nation laugh too! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
WIND BLOWS | 0:23:38 | 0:23:40 | |
And that's got to be great publicity for the hotel, so... | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
thanks, Prank Patrol! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Oh, and you get to go on a date with Barney Harwood! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
-Yeah! -So I think everything's turned out pretty well! | 0:23:51 | 0:23:54 | |
I know. Isn't it exciting? | 0:23:54 | 0:23:55 | |
And he's going to... | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
Introduce me to loads more celebs who can sign up for my campaign! | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
No problem. It's a pleasure, Daisy! | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
-I do have one more thing to say to you before we go in. -What? | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
You've been pranked by the Prank Patrol! | 0:24:06 | 0:24:08 | |
I'm not Barney at all. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
I'm Lenny! | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
I don't believe it. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Barney didn't want to come out on a date with you, | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
so he got me involved with the prank! What was your best bit? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:20 | |
Well, my favourite part must've been... | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
when I told you | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
that you've been pranked by the Prank Patrol! | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
I'm Mrs Poshington! | 0:24:32 | 0:24:33 | |
Daisy was too worried to come out to the nightclub after all! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Wow, I don't believe it! It's a good one. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:41 | |
-You really got me, Mrs P! Anyway, let's party! -Yeah! | 0:24:41 | 0:24:44 | |
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
Finally! Some peace! I wonder what that does. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:19 | |
'Hotel self-destruct, activated...' | 0:25:19 | 0:25:24 | |
-PHONE RINGS -'..in five, four, three, | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
-'two, one...' -Hello, Hotel Trubble? | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
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