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-# Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

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-# A friend of yours

-and a friend of mine

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-# Jac. Jac. A good little boy

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-# The name's Jac Russell #

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-How did it go in school today?

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-How did it go in school today?

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-OK, good.

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-Any homework to do over the weekend?

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-Any homework to do over the weekend?

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-No.

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-Nothing apart from reading.

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-Sioned has to look after Jac

-over the weekend.

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-Jac? Who's Jac?

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-Jac? Who's Jac?

-

-A dog.

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-Everyone takes their turn

-to look after Jac.

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-Sioned has to keep a diary

-of everything Jac does.

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-Boring.

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-Boring.

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-Zip it.

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-No, you zip it.

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-That's enough, girls.

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-Where's this dog? In your bag?

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-Where's this dog? In your bag?

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-Hello!

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-You had a fright.

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-You had a fright.

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-A real fright.

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-Jac. Jac Russell.

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-Home, James.

-Press the pedal to the metal.

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-I usually sit in the front.

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-Do you want me to be sick? Do you

-know what dog sick smells like?

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-Yeurgh!

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-Off we go.

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-Off we go.

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-# Who's the cutest dog in the world?

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-# Jac Russell, Jac Russell

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-# A ball of fluff that's always fun

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-# Jac Russell, Jac Russell

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-# Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

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-# A friend of yours

-and a friend of mine

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-# Jac. Jac. A good little boy

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-# The name's Jac Russell,

-tra-la-la-la-la-la

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-# He's a dog that's a bundle of fun

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-# Scratch his belly

-when he's on the floor

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-# His name is Jac

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-# He leaves a gift when he's angry

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-# Who's the cutest dog in the world?

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-# Jac Russell, Jac Russell #

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-Nice house.

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-What's wrong with you - a cold?

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-This is disgusting.

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-Jac Russell!

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-Ffion, Sioned. Tea's ready.

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-Thanks, Mam.

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-There you go, Jac.

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-Dog food.

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-Beef and duck.

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-Beef and duck.

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-We're going to have a problem here.

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-I don't eat meat from a tin.

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-Who ever heard of a dog

-not eating food out of a tin? Class!

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-Oh!

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-In for a penny, in for a pound.

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-Here's my list.

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-Jac Russell doesn't like meat...

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-Jac Russell doesn't like meat...

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-From a tin.

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-..the cold...

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-..and cats.

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-..and cats.

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-I don't like their attitude.

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-Jac likes bones...

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-..sausages...

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-..avocados and cats.

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-You said you didn't like cats.

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-Their attitude -

-they're lovely to eat.

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-Oh, you're gross.

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-Thank you.

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-HE BREAKS WIND

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-HE BREAKS WIND

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-Excuse me. I've dropped one!

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-No, no, a stitch.

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-Hello.

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-Ooh, shoo...

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-..out, skedaddle.

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-That was Dad.

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-That was Dad.

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-Let me in.

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-Oh.

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-Argh!

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-Oh.

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-Jac Russell News, Blaenffos.

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-VAN HORN

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-Argh! Oh!

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-HOOTER

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-Argh! Oh. Argh.

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-I'm outside a shop in Blaenffos.

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-The man who runs this shop

-is remarkable.

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-He comes from Italy.

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-It's an opportunity for me

-to practise my Italian.

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-FLUENT ITALIAN

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-Here I am, Jac Russell Isaac...

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-..outside the shop in Blaenffos,

-west Wales...

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-..where they don't allow dogs.

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-I hope that dog's not on the bed.

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-No. He's not on the bed.

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-Don't worry.

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-Well, Ffion,

-you have a lot of trophies.

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-You're a great performer.

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-So am I. Can you do this?

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-No. Thank goodness.

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-Ffion, it's time to practise scales

-on the piano.

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-Ooh, piano. I love the piano.

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-# Clementine #

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-CLASSICAL PIANO PIECE

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-Rachmaninov, Concerto No.1

-in F Sharp Minor - Allegro Vivace.

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-You can look it up if you want.

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-You're good.

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-Oh, yes.

-I'm so in love with Zac Efron.

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-He's so lush.

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-I so want to marry him.

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-I know. Vanessa Hudgens is so lucky.

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-I think I'd be a far better

-Gabriella than her.

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-Oh, yeah, Ffion. So more far better.

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-If you think that you're so great,

-Ffion...

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-..we'll see what the experts say.

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-Yes, Ffion. We'll see what the

-experts say. Yeah, Ffion, so yeah.

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-You're not making any sense.

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-That's how you girls talk

-these days.

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-We do not.

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-We do not.

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-You do too.

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-We do not.

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-We do not.

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-You do too.

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-Please welcome Louis Washee-Washee.

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-Cheryl Coal.

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-Simon Cow Well.

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-Louis, what do you know about music?

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-Name one successful act

-you've managed.

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-How about Westlife?

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-Westlife?

-More like Get-a-life or Pooh-life.

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-You're just jealous.

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-Oh. Oh, yes. Who are you and why

-do you think you have the X Factor?

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-I'm Ffi...

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-I'm Ffi...

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-Sshh. Just sing.

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-# Meri-Ann has hurt her finger

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-# And Dafydd the servant

-isn't well

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-# The baby in the crib is crying

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-# And the cat has scratched

-little Joni. Oi, oi!

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-# A little saucepan

-is boiling on the fire... #

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-Stop.

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-You were good but I'm not sure

-about your movement.

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-You reminded me of...

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-You reminded me of...

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-Shush, Louis! Cheryl?

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-Rubbish.

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-They call me nasty!

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-Well, Rhian...

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-Well, Rhian...

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-Ffion.

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-Ffion, Rhian, whatever.

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-Your singing was awful,

-your movement wasn't much better.

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-You have potential.

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-I have just the right mentor

-to help you.

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-Well, Ffion, unfortunately, the

-mentor Simon had lined up for you...

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-..wasn't available.

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-But, especially for you, here's

-one of the Dawns-Tastig judges...

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-..Elan Isaac.

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-Sorry, she's the best I could get

-at short notice.

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-Elan, how are you, darling?

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-Mwah, mwah!

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-I like your hair.

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-Hiya, Ffion.

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-I've heard you're a huge fan

-of High School Musical.

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-I've devised some dance moves.

-Does that sound good to you?

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-Yes.

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-Yes.

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-Off we go.

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-Start off with a kick out

-and out to the side. Arm up.

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-Arm up.

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-Another kick.

-Arms out to the side.

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-Back to the start again.

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-Kick...

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-Kick...

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-Heh-heh-heh.

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-Um...

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-..is there a problem?

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-A problem? No. It's great.

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-It was great in the 1980s.

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-Do you think

-you could do better?

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-I don't think so. I know so.

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-So come on!

-Let's see what you've got, Jac.

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-Right, let's find out...

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-..Smell-an.

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-Music.

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-Safe. Ffion, with Elan's help

-your dancing will be OK.

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-Now, another pointless commercial

-with bad actors.

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-What are they trying to advertise?

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-Newspapers? Tables? Cereal?

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-Bowls?

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-Spoons? Brushes? Bread? Toasters?

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-Newspapers again? Flying? Doors?

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-That's enough. I've had enough.

-I'm off.

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-Jac Russell.

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-# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

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-# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo

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-# Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo,

-doo-doo-doo #

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-Hello and welcome to the quiz.

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-Round 1

-General Knowledge

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-First, a question

-for Sioned and Ffion.

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-Where do you live?

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-Where do you live?

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-Here.

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-Correct. You're so cute.

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-Mam and Dad, where do you live?

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-Mam and Dad, where do you live?

-

-Here.

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-Incorrect. I've already had

-that answer from the girls.

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-Oh, oops.

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-Mam and Dad...

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-..what is the last letter

-of the Welsh alphabet?

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-Ah...

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-Ah...

-

-Incorrect. Girls?

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-Y-y-y-y...

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-Y-y-y-y...

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-Correct.

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-Y.

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-Round 2

-Mathematics

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-Girls, what's one + one + one + one?

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-Four.

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-Correct.

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-Thicker than thick parents...

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-..what's two (DAU)

-+ two + two + two?

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-Eight.

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-Incorrect.

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-The answer to the question

-is a morning in Carmarthen mart.

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-OK, Dai? Yes, Dai.

-You, Dai? Great, Dai.

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-It's obvious that your children

-are far cleverer than you.

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-What am I going to do?

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-I'm too late to be in the show

-with Gabriella.

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-I'm no good to the basketball team.

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-Why is life so complicated?

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-Why is life so complicated?

-

-Troy?

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-Troy?

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-Troy?

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-No, not TROI (turn). Troy!

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-If I turn around again,

-I'll be sick.

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-You're Troy. I'm Gabriella.

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-Oh, yeah. Yes, Gabriella?

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-Good news. It's not too late

-to compete in the show.

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-What? Oh, how can this be?

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-Whoo! Yeah!

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-Whoo! Yeah!

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-Whoo!

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-Whoo!

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-What a happy ending, Troy.

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-What about the basketball game?

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-Sharpay is right. We can't

-let the team down like this.

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-I won't. Can't you see?

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-I can do both at the same time.

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-# Both at the same time

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-# That's what I do

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-# Play basketball and sing too

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-# Both at the same time

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-# Our love

-is like a cloud in the sky

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-# It's fluffy and white

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-# If you want me

-to make a choice between both

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-# I can't

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-# I can wear a shawl with gusto

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-# Kiss girls and mix Bisto

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-# Drink a pint of water

-and raise my voice

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-# I can do both

-for the rest of my life

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-# Both at the same time

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-# That's what I do

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-# Play basketball and sing too

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-# Both at the same time

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-# Both at the same time

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-# Happy together

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-# Together, together

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-# Love to last forever #

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-We had a good time.

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-You would have loved the song -

-Both At The Same Time.

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-# Both at the same time #

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-Pardon?

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-You can do two things

-at the same time? What?

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-Yellow teddy!

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-No wonder no-one wants

-to take you home for the weekend.

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-Listen to this one.

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-What's red and invisible?

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-No tomatoes!

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-What's red and...?

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-No...!

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