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-# Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
-# A friend of yours -and a friend of mine | 0:00:06 | 0:00:09 | |
-# Jac. Jac. A good little boy | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
-# The name's Jac Russell # | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
-One, two, three and... | 0:00:17 | 0:00:18 | |
-# We're all going -on a summer holiday | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
-# La-la-la-la-la-la-la | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
-# La-la-la-la-la-la-la | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
-# La-la-la-la-la... # | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
-It looks as if your little dog -will have to stay in the car, Lloyd. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:35 | |
-The dog has a name - Jac. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-Floyd has to write in his diary -everything we do together. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:46 | |
-Lloyd! Can't I just make up -the stuff I write in my diary? | 0:00:46 | 0:00:50 | |
-If you deceive your teacher, the -only person you're deceiving is you. | 0:00:50 | 0:00:56 | |
-Deceiving yourself. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:57 | |
-Deceiving yourself. - -Did you hear that, Mam? | 0:00:57 | 0:01:00 | |
-One lying and the other -using indecent language. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
-Stay in the car whilst we check in. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-Stay in the car whilst we check in! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:10 | |
-Good morning and welcome -to the Bluestone Leisure Park. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
-And you must be... | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-Cornish. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
-Cornish. - -The Cornish family. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
-You're staying in one of -Bluestone's exquisite cottages... | 0:01:28 | 0:01:33 | |
-..the Porpoise. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
-You're a family of... four. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-Five... including me... | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
-..Old Uncle Jac. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-It's nice to be out of that car -to stretch my legs. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
-That journey has made me very windy! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-HE BREAKS WIND | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
-Better out than in, -as the old adage goes. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-You've only booked for four, -Mr... Cornish. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:05 | |
-Cornish? Yes. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
-Mr Cornish. Old Uncle Cornish. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
-First name. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
-First name. - -Ja... Sio... | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
-Sion Corn... ish. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-Mr Sion Cornish? Are you sure? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:27 | |
-Ish. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
-Let's see what I can do. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
-You're very kind, Mr Ba...! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
-Mr T Bach. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
-Any relation to Mr T Oilet? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
-Right, here's the key -to your cottage. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
-Turn left, drive all the way down -to the bottom in our vehicle... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
-..and The Porpoise -is on the right. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-How about W C Bach? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:02 | |
-Oooh, nice. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:23 | |
-Down. You should have stayed -in the car. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-Where am I sleeping? | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
-Oooh! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:37 | |
-Oy, toilet. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
-Don't try this at home. -Try it in someone else's house! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
-Additional towels for your uncle... -the extra guest. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:06 | |
-Uncle Sion. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
-Aaah, uh... | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
-The toilet, Mr T Bach... | 0:04:17 | 0:04:21 | |
-..is whiter than white. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
-Atchoo! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-Any dogs in the house? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-No, no. We don't like dogs. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
-Hey, hey, hey, hey! -Why all this hatred towards dogs? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:40 | |
-I'm allergic to them. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
-Anyway, no dogs are allowed here. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-There's a 500 fine -for anyone who breaks the rule. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
-Well, there are no dogs here, -so there's no problem. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
-Hm? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
-I want to go swimming, -and then play golf. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
-No, football, and then shooting. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
-No, tennis, and swimming tomorrow. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
-No, swimming now. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
-Hey, hey, hey, hey! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
-I know what we need here. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
-Hi. One, two, three, -buzz, hey, hush. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
-Holi-ackee-kee and coo. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
-Franz from Austria. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:32 | |
-Strange! His name's Franz, -but he comes from Austria. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
-What are you doing? | 0:05:40 | 0:05:41 | |
-What are you doing? - -Hush. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:42 | |
-Hey, who wants to board the bus -to Crazytown? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
-Come and join your fun guide -for the day. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
-I'm Jackie, -but you can call me... Jackie. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:56 | |
-No, sit down, sit down. -Listen to my song. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-It's the song I sang -to secure this job. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
-Audition piece. Yeah? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
-# Ah | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
-# Mysterious girl, -I wanna get close to you | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
-# Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
-# Come on, move your body, -come on, move your body | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
-# Come on, move your body # | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
-Come on, move your body. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
-Jac Russell! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
-HE BREAKS WIND | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-Sorry. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
-Sorry. - -Not again. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
-First, you need a tee. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
-A cup of tea? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:48 | |
-No, a tee. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
-A mug of tea? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
-No, a tee. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:54 | |
-Oh, a pot of tea. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
-No, a tee. Tee, tee, tee. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-Tee, tee, tee. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
-Right, then. Wedge, please. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
-Are you sure? | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
-Are you sure? - -Of course I am. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:09 | |
-Oh! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
-I've had a wedgie. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-I hope you've brought -a spare pair of trousers. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
-In case you get a hole in one! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
-No. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-Blinkin' swizz. -These holes are too small. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-Never mind. -That can be easily sorted out. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-Oh, no. What are you doing here? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-I've booked myself in for a massage. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:29 | |
-Ffion. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-Ffion. - -Yes. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
-Well, hello... | 0:08:35 | 0:08:38 | |
-Follow me. And Sion, yes? | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
-Helena will be with you now. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
-Ooh. Oooh. Mmm. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:47 | |
-Helena. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
-Ri... Right. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
-Mr Cornish. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-SLAPPING NOISE | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
-HE CHOKES | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
-Right, then, remove your -dressing gown and lie down. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:24 | |
-I don't think so. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
-Come on, Mr Cornish. -There's no need to be shy. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
-But I'm, I'm, I'm... ticklish. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:35 | |
-I'd better go. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
-OWL HOOTS | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
-Pssst. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
-Pssst. Lloyd. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-What? | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
-What? - -Are you asleep? | 0:09:59 | 0:10:00 | |
-I was. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
-Do you want to play a game? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-You say a word, and then, -I have to say an associated word. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:11 | |
-And so on. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-And so on, and so on. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:14 | |
-And so on, and so on. - -OK, OK. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
-OK, OK. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
-Polo. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-Mint. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
-Lamb. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
-Mint. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:22 | |
-Mint. - -Pie. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
-Lamb. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-I've said that. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:26 | |
-I've said that. - -Mint. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:27 | |
-And that. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
-And that. - -Mints. Polo mints. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-Royal mints. Extra strong mints. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
-Mam wants you to go out for -a wee-wee before going to bed. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
-Floyd, Lois is talking to you. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-Not Lloyd, you! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-Ooooh! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
-Right. Now I'll be able -to prove that you're a dog. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
-Mr Sion Cornish, indeed. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
-WATER TRICKLES | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
-Oooooh! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
-Aaaah! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
-Jac Russell. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
-Who's been digging up -my golf course? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
-Well, would you believe it! | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
-Good morning, Mr Bach. Wowzer! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
-You have large moles around here. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
-Bye for now. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
-Right! Where are you, -you ugly, little mongrel? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
-Hello. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:48 | |
-Hello. - -Hello. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:49 | |
-Hello. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
-Hello. - -Hello. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:54 | |
-Hello. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:01 | |
-Hello. - -Hello. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
-Hello. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:13 | |
-Hello. - -Hello. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:14 | |
-I thought as much. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
-Oh, oh, oh, oh! Dead end! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
-Finally, I've caught you. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
-Mr Sion Cornish, my foot! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-I have evidence here -to prove that you're a dog. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
-Yes, you're right. -Ooh, that's a nice one of me. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:07 | |
-Yes, you're right. You've caught me. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:13 | |
-Put my paws in handcuffs -and throw me into the pound... | 0:14:13 | 0:14:19 | |
-..but be gentle with me. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-Here's your fine, Cornish family. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
-500. Kerching! Ha-ha! | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
-OK. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
-Hurry up. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
-Goodbye. We've had a great time. -Thank you very much. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
-One thing - -you have no toilets for dogs. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:09 | |
-So... take this. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:12 | |
-Here's one I prepared earlier. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-That one's still warm. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:19 | |
-We-hey! Off we go! | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
-That was a weekend and a half. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
-You would have loved it, -Yellow Teddy. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-What? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:47 | |
-No, I didn't bring back -a gift for you. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:50 | |
-You didn't give me a gift -when you went to Eurodisney. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:54 | |
-What's wrong with you today? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
-I'll give you a gift -if you don't change your attitude. | 0:15:56 | 0:16:00 | |
-Who wants to hear a joke? -Monkey Mike, you'll like this. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
-What's yellow and stinks of bananas? | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
-Monkey sick. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
-What do you think of that one then? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
-Oh, you're a blinkin' -waste of time today! | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
-S4C Subtitles by Simian 04 Cyf. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
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