Y Tymbl Jac Russell

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-# Jac. Jac. A dog, not a cat

-# A friend of yours

-and a friend of mine

-# Jac. Jac. A good little boy

-# The name's Jac Russell #

-JAC BREAKS WIND

-Good morning, crew. But not you.

-We're here, are we? Are you sure?

-You're not playing a trick on me?

-Hey, do I have time to say a joke?

-Yes.

-What does a dog wash his hair with?

-Shampoo-dle.

-Have you heard it before?

-Have you heard it before?

-

-Yes, in rehearsal.

-Yes, in rehearsal.

-Action.

-Who said that? That's my line!

-Cut.

-Let's find out what's going on here.

-Don't stand on my tail.

-Once again, please.

-Right, I think

-it's time I used this.

-HE BARKS

-Oh, come on.

-Yeah?

-Jac R-R-R-Russell.

-I'm the children's homework.

-The children said

-Emily Hughes had taken you home.

-Mrs Williams, how can I say this?

-Action.

-What's going on here?

-Please, Mam. We've asked

-for silence twice already.

-Whoo!

-Who are you?

-We're in the middle of a scene.

-Argh! Excuse me.

-What has Mam said about playing

-with cowboys and Indians?

-Strange.

-I don't like cats!

-What's happening

-in this strange house?

-Come back after this.

-Not this, but this.

-Jac Russell.

-So, let me get this right.

-As a family, you like making films.

-Did you see what I did then?

-I revealed the plot. Cue Angharad.

-What do you think of this?

-Well, it's OK.

-Your film is rather small.

-I'd rather make big films.

-Comedy is very important

-in my films.

-Well, well, well, dear me!

-Which ram will this one be having?

-Yes, I need to work

-on the Dai Jones, I think.

-Yeah!

-Oh, I'm so happy.

-The End

-Our family. Take 1.

-Action.

-So, you have to look after me

-for the whole weekend.

-If you're good,

-you can be in my film.

-Apart from the ugly one.

-You!

-I'm hungry. How about a sandwich?

-Here we go. One beans sandwich.

-I knew it was there.

-We've rehearsed this.

-Hey, it's not a sandwich,

-it's a fart-wich.

-Yeah! Good joke.

-Laugh!

-You look as if you've seen a ghost.

-I'm not going to do everything

-in this house.

-You look as if you've seen a ghost.

-That's your cue. You can start now.

-Yes, I can feel

-the energy in here. Yes.

-I can feel the electricity.

-Don't touch me. Don't!

-Hello, I'm Melfyn.

-I'm a ghostbuster.

-Forgive me for saying this

-but you're rather thin.

-Your hair's a bit messy.

-Your hair's a bit messy.

-

-That's a mop.

-Nice to meet you, Mrs Mop.

-Nice to meet you, too.

-I can see and speak to hosts.

-Ghosts!

-Ghosts!

-

-Those, too.

-Melfyn Alamalavalasalavada.

-We'll call him Melfyn.

-Half an hour's break,

-come back in five.

-Hello, by the way.

-I can see and speak to hosts.

-Ghosts!

-Those, too.

-When I entered your house,

-I could feel the energy.

-Ghostly, ghostly, ghostly energy.

-I've come here to get rid

-of the bad spirits in your house.

-You're a spirit whisperer.

-Show off. Hey, Dad's in the house!

-Yay!

-A spirit whisperer or a medium?

-A large, more like!

-Nothing personal.

-It's in the script.

-I thought ghosts

-only lurked in old buildings.

-Ghosts who burped?!

-Keep going.

-Right, well. That's enough talk.

-You must be eager

-to get rid of these ghosts.

-Angharad's not a ghost.

-Angharad's not a ghost.

-

-Precisely.

-Show me the expensive things.

-I mean,

-show me your cosy little house.

-That was OK, apart from the accent.

-Try again. Great.

-Great.

-Do we have everything we need?

-Night-vision camera.

-Night-vision camera.

-

-Check.

-Heat sensor.

-Heat sensor.

-

-Check.

-A shirt.

-A shirt.

-

-Check.

-Why do we need a shirt?

-Why do we need a shirt?

-

-So I can say checked shirt!

-# Ghostbusters!

-# If there's something strange

-in your neighbourhood

-# Who you gonna call?

-# Ghostbusters!

-# If there's something strange,

-and it don't look good

-# Who you gonna call?

-# Ghostbusters!

-# I ain't afraid of no ghost

-# I ain't afraid of no ghost

-# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

-J-A-C, Jac.

-One of the first indications

-of a ghostly presence...

-..is a drop in temperature.

-Did you feel that?

-It was like a cold draught.

-There's a ghost nearby.

-Anyone want anything in the fridge?

-Anyone want anything in the fridge?

-

-He's the ghost.

-There he is again.

-There he is again.

-

-It's a she.

-Did you hear him, too?

-Dogs have a keen sense of hearing.

-What date is it today?

-What date is it today?

-

-Jac!

-Don't worry.

-There's nothing valuable in there.

-Steff...

-..do you have

-any valuable cups or shields?

-Why?

-Because ghosts

-like valuable objects.

-I have some medals in my bedroom.

-Great. Off we go then.

-I'm eager to bust this ghost.

-Alright?

-Jac Russell.

-Our bedroom. Take 1.

-Argh! Aw, aw, aw!

-So, Steffan, how did you win this?

-Rugby. And these, too.

-Just what I wanted. Great.

-Well done, Steff.

-Yes, over... Oh, too early.

-Do you have any trophies to show us?

-Not really.

-I'd rather play with my Nintendo.

-Even better.

-Rugby is a physical exercise while

-the Nintendo is a mental exercise.

-Are you going to communicate

-with the ghosts or what?

-Yes, and I feel the presence nearby.

-Switch the lights off. Ghosts

-feel more comfortable in the dark.

-Is there anyone there?

-Is there anyone there?

-Yes, I'm here, Rolf.

-Not you. I'm talking to the ghost.

-Is there anyone there?

-I can feel you. I feel...

-Stupid.

-The ghost is communicating with me.

-I'm over here.

-My trophies have disappeared.

-Oh, no.

-And my Nintendo.

-And my Nintendo.

-

-You know what this means.

-Poltergeist. Follow me.

-Poltergeist? I can't believe

-there's a poltergeist in the house.

-What is a poltergeist? I don't know.

-Oh, oh, I'm being drawn this way.

-I'm being drawn to this room.

-I can hear some strange noises

-coming from this room.

-That's Dad's room.

-He doesn't let anyone in there.

-There's a train set in there.

-There's a train set in there.

-

-It's very valuable.

-Oh, right.

-Right, I'd better go in

-to make sure everything is secure.

-Alright?

-This is where you're hiding.

-A good show so far.

-Angharad, you're the best.

-I'm not sure about you two.

-Down you go to learn your lines

-for the final scene.

-Ah, Melfyn Alamalavalasalavada.

-Are you still trying to find

-the ghost?

-Can I help you with this?

-You collect trophies, too.

-And a computer game.

-A train?

-You'll never believe this.

-The trains have disappeared now!

-What are we going to do?

-There is another way

-to contact ghosts.

-In the kitchen in five minutes.

-Will the ghosts be

-in the kitchen in five minutes?

-No, meet me in the kitchen in five.

-Five bananas?

-Yo, a classic!

-Hah-hah-hah.

-J-A-C, Jac.

-Look, everyone. Mel!

-Great, great.

-Right.

-Great.

-Right, I'm trying to contact ghosts

-from the other side.

-He's bonkers.

-Silence.

-Is there anyone out there?

-JAC BREAKS WIND

-That's out there now.

-Whoa.

-Is there anyone out there?

-Ang.

-Ang.

-Angharad.

-That's a definite possibility.

-Could it be an angel?

-This one needs some serious help.

-Move on to the next scene.

-We've been here for the past hour.

-Nothing's happened.

-I'm bored. It might not like clocks.

-Hush, I can hear something.

-KNOCKING

-It's dark in here.

-Wargh!

-Jac!

-We're trying to catch the ghost.

-Oh, exciting.

-Right, everyone hide.

-Someone or something is coming.

-DOOR OPENS

-What's this?

-A video camera.

-I think it works, too.

-Aaargh!

-Ah-hah. We've caught the ghost,

-and it's all on camera.

-Wait until Mel finds out about this.

-You wait.

-He'll be so proud of us.

-Mel was right, after all.

-Where is Mel?

-Where is Mel?

-Yes, where is Mel? Mel!

-Mel! Mel!

-Here I am. It was all a trick,

-and you've caught me.

-That's the way it goes.

-Haven't you seen Scooby Doo?

-This is the Scooby Doo ending.

-I see.

-Who stole all the stuff

-and Steffan's trophies?

-Me. Me, me, I stole everything.

-I told you I was a ghostbuster

-just to get into the house.

-Does the ghost know about this?

-Does the ghost know about this?

-

-There's no such thing as ghosts.

-Yes, I'm the ghost.

-Angharad is the ghost.

-There's no such thing as ghosts.

-Ghosts don't appear and fly

-through the air. It doesn't happen.

-A ghost!

-Argh!

-You forgot the trains

-and the trophies.

-Thank you.

-Oh, and the video camera.

-Don't take that.

-That's the end of the show. The End.

-# Ghostbusters!

-# If there's something strange,

-in your neighbourhood

-# Who you gonna call?

-# Ghostbusters!

-# If there's something strange,

-and it don't look good

-# Who you gonna call?

-# Ghostbusters!

-# I ain't afraid of no ghost

-# I ain't afraid of no ghost

-# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

-Jac Russell.

-I had so much fun in Tumble.

-That reminds me.

-I've tried to say this all weekend.

-Knock knock. Who's there?

-Tumble. Tumble who?

-Tumble dryer!

-It was worth waiting for that.

-S4C Subtitles by Simian 04 Cyf.

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