Itchy Twitchy Kaa! Jungle Book


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# In the darkness of the forest Shere Khan's on the prowl

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# Mowgli stops to listen As he hears a mighty growl

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# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

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# Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

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# Bagheera and Baloo Are at the man cub's side

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# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

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# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book. #

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Hee-hee, silly birds. You should be used to Mowgli the man cub by now!

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-Mowgli, you're late for your lessons.

-Oh, who cares?

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Baloo will care, that's for sure.

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How can I get off lessons today?

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Baloo loves a challenge. Ask him a really difficult question,

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something that will keep him busy for ages,

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then you can run off and play whilst he figures out the answer.

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Cool! You're a genius, Bagheera!

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When we consider that man is unquestionably

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mightiest of the primates...

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Go for it, Mowgli.

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-'Scuse me, Baloo.

-Yes.

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What's the record number of coconuts that's ever grown on a palm tree?

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-200.

-Uh!

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Too easy, Mowgli.

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Um, what's the height of the tallest male giraffe?

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Six metres, or 20 feet depending on how you measure it.

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You've got to do a lot better than that.

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How many monkeys can a python snake swallow in one gulp?

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Eh, hmm...

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Now, that's an interesting question.

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Bingo!

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If we compare an adult python, five metres in length,

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with your average monkey

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which is approximately half a metre in length...

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Say something, or you'll be here all day.

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It would be interesting to find out the answer myself, Baloo.

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And where exactly will you go to find out the answer to your question?

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-I'll go and talk to the only python I know, of course.

-Ha-ha!

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Now, if six monkeys could fit inside a hippopotamus,

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then it would be reasonable to assume...

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Sssss...

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Good morning, Kaa!

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Oh, what's ssso good about it?

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Can't be easy shedding skin every few months.

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It makes me itchy, twitchy and...

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sssso scratchy!

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Um, I know you're busy, but...

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how many monkeys can a python swallow in one gulp?

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You're more irritating than my itchy skin, man cub!

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Oh, come on, Kaa. You're a python. You must know the answer.

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Of course I know the answer.

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I'm just not in the mood for ssstupid chit-chat.

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I'll scratch your back if you answer my question.

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Sssss!

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-Go away!

-Aaaagh!

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Kaa was in a bad mood.

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I know! Not a good time to pay a visit.

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I bet the Bandar-log would know the answer to my question.

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-You must not go NEAR those monkeys.

-Oh, what harm can they do?

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They're not half as dangerous as Shere Khan.

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The Bandar-log are nasty little tricksters.

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-Don't even think of going there.

-Oh... All right, all right.

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Oh, well. I'd better get back to Baloo.

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SHERE KHAN GROWLS

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-Good idea, Mowgli.

-See you later, Bagheera!

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That looks complicated.

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Mm? Ah!

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Goodness. I was miles away.

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-Where's Mowgli?

-Oh, he said he was going to seek advice from Kaa,

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but that WAS some time ago.

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Kaa? He's shedding his old skin!

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Oh, dear. I'd better go and look after Mowgli right away.

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MONKEYS CHATTER

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It's the man cub! Let's get him!

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Yeah! And lock him up!

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Come on. Let's have some fun!

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MONKEYS SCREECH

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Actually, I... Whoa!

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Bagheera was right! I SHOULD have stayed away from you lot.

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Come on, man cub. We've got something to show you!

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You wouldn't know how many monkeys a python can eat in one gulp?

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You'll find the answer to your question in that room!

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Y-You know what -

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I...really don't want to go in.

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Couldn't you just quickly tell me the answer to my qu...

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No!

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MONKEYS CACKLE

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We're cleverer than the man cub!

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THEY WHOOP AND HOLLER

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You're not clever!

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You're nasty, cheating monkeys with brains the size of peas!

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Now, then. How long shall we keep the man cub locked up?

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How about a couple of days?

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Nah. That's too long! We might get hungry.

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Or bored with listening to the man cub's noise!

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LET ME OUT!

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The man cub is locked in a room - all on his own.

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How delightful.

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Ssss! Why is everybody bothering me today?

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First Mowgli - now you!

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Ah, so Mowgli WAS here.

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Did you answer his question?

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Of course not! I sent the man cub packing.

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That's bad news, Kaa. The boy's been gone all day.

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Ssss! I am not his keeper.

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That's YOUR job, Baloo!

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Ohhh!

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Baloo! I just saw Bagheera in the friendly lair.

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-He was looking for Mowgli too.

-Huh...?

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Now they'll say it's all MY fault...

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THEY GIGGLE CHEEKILY

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Shere Khan!

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SHERE KHAN GROWLS

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Don't worry, man cub.

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You'll soon have company...

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Have you ANY idea where Mowgli could be, Bagheera?

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He told me he was coming here.

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He hasn't been here all day.

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-The last place he was seen was Kaa's cave.

-Huh?

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He wouldn't do that, would he? I hope not.

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Wh...? What are you talking about?

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Mowgli DID mention the Bandar-log...

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Of course, I told him not to go.

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If the man cub is foolish enough to go to the Bandar-log...

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he will need ressscuing!

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-You weren't keen to help him earlier.

-Do you want my help or not?

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-That's most kind of you, Kaa.

-Ssss!

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Let's not waste time...

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I'm stuck between the Bandar-log...and Shere Khan!

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HE GROWLS

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And this is the only way out. I have to try it!

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-Ssss...

-No sign of Mowgli.

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-Nor of the Bandar-l...

-Look!

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SHERE KHAN GROWLS

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He's trying to get away from Shere Khan!

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Hello, monkeys!

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THEY SCREECH

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Ssss...

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Hee-hee-hee-hee... AAAGH!

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This time...

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I've got him well and truly cornered.

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Whoa...

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Whoa! Aaaagh...

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Phew... Thank you, Kaa.

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Ssss!

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Give me the man cub, you slimy reptile!

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BAGHEERA SNARLS

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You'll have to fight ME before you get to them.

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And me too, Shere Khan!

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SHERE KHAN GROWLS

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You can't protect the man cub all of the time!

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One day soon...

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I'll have him!

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Thank you so much for coming to find me.

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-You lied to me, Mowgli.

-I'm sorry, Bagheera.

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You were right to tell me not to come here.

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KAA WHISPERS

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So...Baloo? What was that question I asked you again?

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Erm...well now, let's see. Er...

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how many monkeys can a python swallow in one gulp?

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-HE CHUCKLES

-Depends how hungry the python is!

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THEY ALL LAUGH

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# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

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# Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

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# True friends together The jungle to explore

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# In the Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book

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# Jungle Book It's in the Jungle Book. #

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