Justin's House Hotel Justin's House

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

# A-dustin' for Justin

# A-dustin' for Justin

# A-dustin' for Justin in...

CHILDREN: Justin's House!

Well, hello, everybody.

CHILDREN: Hello!

And welcome to...

CHILDREN: Justin's House!

Yes, now, what do you think of my jacket?

-Do you like it?

-Yes!

Yes. I think it's rather ritzy-glitzy.

Perfect for a special occasion. Like dusting. Look.

HE HUMS

-DING!

-Ooh. Look at that!

PHONE RINGS

Hello?

Oh! I thought it was my duster!

Hello. Justin's House.

Robert, friend and servant of Justin, speaking.

HE SQUEAKS

-It's Justin. Say hello to Justin!

-CHILDREN: Hello!

What can I do for you, sir?

HE SQUEAKS

Whoa, slow down, sir.

You want your Justin Times, some Crunchy Munchy Flakes for breakfast,

you want me to bring them up to your room like room service?

All right, I suppose so.

Everybody, can you see the Justin Times?

ALL SHOUT

Where? Where is it? It's over there?

Well done, everybody.

I'm getting it now, sir.

STR-E-TCH!

BOING!

LAUGHTER

Right, I've got the Justin Times.

Wrong one. What is next? Crunchy Munchy Flakes.

Can you see the Crunchy Munchy Flakes?

Where are they?

Well done. I'm going to have to stretch for this one.

STR-E-TCH!

-RIP!

-Oh! What was that? What was that?

-What?

-ALL SHOUT

-I've ripped my jacket?

-Yes!

I'll call you back!

Oh, no, I've ripped my jacket.

I need somebody to sew it back together. I need a tailor.

What's the number for the tailor? A stitch in time saves...

nine!

There we go. Right. Nine...

Sorry about this.

-SQUEAKS:

-Hello!

Hello. Is that the tailor?

I need somebody to sew my jacket back together. Can you send someone?

HE SQUEAKS

Oh, brilliant. Thank you so much.

Bye.

-SQUEAKS:

-Love you.

I feel very strongly about you, too.

Now, paper. Um...

Crunchy Munchy Flakes.

There we are.

And room service.

Room service.

Room service...

Room service!

Sir?

Sir, where are you? I've brought your breakfast. It's room service.

Oh!

Oh, hey, hi, everyone!

# Wiggle your bottom

# Make that grin

# It's J-J-J, J-J-J-J

# J-J-J-J-J!

-# Justin! #

-Yay!

-You've crunched the Crunchy Munchy Flakes into the floor.

-I'm sorry.

Wow, look at that. Ritzy-glitzy jacket. That's cool.

-It is a little ritzy-glitzy. It's perfect for...

-Singing!

-Come on, fire up the old RMP1 player.

-Firing up, sir.

-And...hit it.

-Hitting it.

-Yes!

Come on, everyone. Up on your feet.

Let's dance! All right.

-Sir, you're crunching the flakes!

-I am!

Oh, now I'm doing it! Oh, dear.

Here we go!

# Justin's House

-# It's a place you want to play

-It's Justin's House... #

-# You're my special guests today

-Justin's House

# It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House! #

Yeah!

# There's Robert the robot and Little Monster, too

# And someone else We think you know who

# He's funny and sunny Has a smile on his face... #

He's...Justin!

Yay!

# And this is my place! #

As loud as you can! Here we go!

-# Justin's House!

-It's the place you want to play in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

# Justin's House

# It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House! #

Yeah!

# We sing here and dance here Play silly games, too

# But it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't for you

# You're funny and sunny Put a smile on my face... #

You're brilliant!

# You really are great! #

Come on, everyone, last time!

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

-# Justin's House

-You're my special guests today

-# Justin's House

-It's the place you want to stay in

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's House!

# Everybody's welcome here in Justin's...

# Justin's House! #

Hey! Give yourselves a big cheer. That was song-tastic!

-Brilliant. Weren't they brilliant?

-They certainly were song-tastic.

Whoo! So song-tastic I'm a little bit warm.

Oh, why don't you take your new ritzy-glitzy jacket off?

-Good idea. Will you help me?

-I'll get that off.

Wait, what are you doing? Wait, whoa!

-I'M wearing the jacket.

-Why are YOU wearing it? Take it off.

All right, OK.

I don't want to get more rips in it before the tailor gets here.

Good idea. I've got a few extra jobs for you today, Robert.

-Oh, yes?

-Yes. First of all, would you go and make my bed, please?

-Of course, sir.

-Good man, good man.

Hang on a minute. Robert!

-Yes, sir?

-Also, could you make sure

that there are some fluffy-wuffy towels on my bed?

Fluffy-wuffy towels.

Oh, and, Robert, could I have

some of those yummy little chocolates on my pillow?

Fluffy-wuffy towels, chocolates on the pillow.

-Since when did Justin's House become a hotel?

-Oh, sorry.

I...forgot to tell you. Since today.

Wait a minute. What?!

Yes. I decided to open Justin's House as a hotel.

-Do you think that's a good idea?

-CHILDREN: Yes!

But, sir, opening a hotel is hard work.

All of the guests that stay have to be looked after.

Making beds, serving breakfast, dinners, entertaining guests...

And with extra people staying in Justin's House,

there's so much extra tidying to do!

-I'm in!

-Ah, I knew it!

I officially declare Justin's House Hotel...

open!

-Robert?

-Yes?

-You'll find a copy of the Justin Times in my room.

Here we are.

Would you read the advert that I took out to tell our friends

-of all the facilities available?

-Look at that.

It's Justin's House. Or, rather, Justin's House Hotel.

Look, a delicious dining experience.

A swimming pool. And a sea view.

Do you know, I don't believe I've seen the sea from Justin's House.

Ah, yes. Good point. Yes, I see where you're coming from.

-Yes, we don't live near the sea, do we, sir?

-Um, not officially, no.

If we don't have what the advert says,

our guests will be disappointed.

We'll think of something. What do you think about our reception desk?

-Ooh!

-ALL SHOUT

It's a nice reception desk. Very sturdy, very tidy, very proper.

It's the best reception desk I've seen. What's a reception desk?

A reception desk is somewhere where we welcome our hotel guests. Yes.

Welcome guests to the hotel? But we're not ready.

I haven't made the beds.

Goodness knows how we're going to see the sea!

As for the swimming pool...

Calm down. We've got plenty of time to sort everything out.

We haven't got any guests. Nobody's booked.

-Oh, good.

-There we are.

-PHONE RINGS

-Oh, bad.

Hello, Justin's House...Hotel.

How can I help you?

HE SQUEAKS

Oh, you'd like a room?

HE SQUEAKS

With a sea view?

Oh, when would you like to arrive, please?

-HE SQUEAKS

-Oh, today?

OK... Um, I'll see what I can do! Bye!

-SQUEAKS:

-I love you.

I love you, too! Bye!

-Sir?

-Yes!

-A word?

-SQUEAKS:

-OK.

-BOTH SQUEAK

-What did you do that for?

-I don't know!

-The hotel's not ready.

-I know!

-And if that doorbell goes now...

-Don't worry, it won't go.

DOORBELL

# Who's at the door?

# Who's at the door? Someone better answer it! #

-BOTH SQUEAK

-Get the door.

-We can't...

-HE COUGHS

-Can't you get it, sir?

HE COUGHS

All right, I'll get it. Wait a second!

-That's YOUR job!

-I'm still worrying that the hotel's not ready.

-All right! I'll get it.

-DOORBELL

I suppose I am the manager. Coming! Hang on.

Ah! Welcome to the Justin's House Hotel.

Thank you, my good man.

Now, where's the r...

Reception, yes. It's over there. May I take your bag?

-This thing?

-Yes.

-That's kind, but there's no need.

-So, yes, I insist.

-Tremendous!

-There we are.

-Argh! Oh!

-Are you all right, dear chap?

-It's very heavy.

Eeh-aah! Yugh!

Waa! Argh-h-h-h!

I need Robert the porter to help me.

DING! DING! DING!

Where's Robert?! Have you seen Robert?

CHILDREN: There!

Where is he? I tell you what, we'll check our guest in while we wait

for Robert.

DOING!

Name, please?

-Mr Tailor.

-Oh, Mr Tailor. Say hello to Mr Tailor, everyone!

CHILDREN: Hello!

A simply delightful welcome. And I've only come here to...

Let me take you to your room, Mr Tailor.

I'll just get your ba... Eugh! Eugh!

I need that porter, Robert.

-DING! DING! DING!

-Robert!

-Where is he? Have you seen him?

-CHILDREN: There!

Oh, is he behind the sofa? Hang on a minute.

-Robert, we have a guest.

-Is this the chap you're looking for?

No, that's Little Monster, our little bell hop.

Wait a second. Give me that... Oh! I need the bag,

I need to take it up to your room. Where is she?

CHILDREN: There!

Ah, there she is! Quick, get her!

Oh, where's she gone?

# Little Monster... #

Where is she?

# Little Monster. #

-We're meant to be running this hotel properly.

-Yes, yes.

-We're so sorry, Mr Tailor. There we are.

-Don't worry, dear chap.

This really is the most comfy bed I've ever sat on.

Why don't you lie back and relax and imagine it's like

a big, fluffy white cloud?

I suppose a doze would be rather dandy.

I'm a bit tired. Sorry...

Oh.

SNORING

So...what are we going to do? Our first guest is here

and nothing's ready. There's only one thing for it!

Don't touch the panic button! You'll wake him up.

Listen, if we go downstairs and sort everything out quietly,

while Mr Tailor's asleep, we'll have it all ready when he wakes up.

-For once...BRILLIANT!

-Ah-ah-ah!

Aah!

Right, everyone, quiet as you can. Down the stairs very quietly.

-Quietly.

-CREAK!

Ya! Ah!

-I had a heavy breakfast, I'm sorry.

-Dearie me. Now, listen,

we're going to have to ask all of our friends for some help.

Everyone, if you see Mr Tailor wake up, will you all shout,

-"Mr Tailor"?

-CHILDREN: Yes!

Robert, look at the advert and tell me what we have to do first.

Oh, well, let's have a look, shall we? Erm...oh, yes,

the swimming pool.

Right, we need a swimming pool for the hotel. Don't worry, Robert,

I've already thought about that. Daa-daa! There you go, everyone!

One swimming pool! Ah!

Here we go.

Are you sure that is really big enough, sir?

Yes. Look, just lower me in slowly.

Not into the deep end.

Oh! Ha-ha! There we are.

Do the backstroke...

Or you can just, of course,

just chill out by the pool.

He-he-he! Ahem.

It's a bit small, isn't it, Robert?

-Yes.

-All right.

Lift me out, will you?

Eugh! Whoa!

Oh! Listen, I've got a better idea.

You'll have to dig a swimming pool.

-What?!

-Off you go.

-All right.

-Well done.

-This might take a while, sir.

-Dig up the rose garden. We don't need that any more.

-All right.

-That's it.

-DIGGING

Hey, what are you doing? Stop it! Robert, stop it!

Why don't you turn your speed dial up to "fast"?

-All right, I'll try, sir.

-WHIRRING

-Argh!

-All right, that's enough!

-Right, done. That's done.

-Now, we just need to fill the swimming pool

up with...

water!

Argh, get out of it!

Argh! Argh!

CHILDREN: Mr Tailor!

YAWNING

That was close. Thanks, everyone.

Little Monster, can you fill the pool up with water?

-Thank you. OK, what's next on the advert?

-Let's have a look.

Oh, yes, the sea view. Sir, I don't wish to go over old ground,

but to see the sea, we need to be by the sea. Last time I checked,

-Justin's House is nowhere near the sea.

-OK, well, I've never

actually looked out of the window or a door, I'll have a look and see

if I can see the sea. No. Can anyone see the sea?

CHILDREN: No!

I'll try the other door, everyone. I just... Where are you going?

-To me workshop.

-No, Robert, you can't hide away again.

-SAWING AND HAMMERING

-I need to find a sea view.

Wow, look at that, everyone! Robert's going to love this!

-Robert, where are you?

-Right here, sir.

-Did you have something to do with this?

-I might have.

Robert, you are a genius. Well done. A big cheer for Robert, everyone!

CHEERING

Argh! Argh!

CHILDREN: Mr Tailor!

Look, the sea! Lovely!

YAWNING

-We fooled him, sir, we fooled him.

-I think he fell for it.

-He did.

-Excellent. What's next?

-A delicious dinner, sir.

-Oh, no problem.

I happen to be a master chef, Robert. Yes, yes.

I just need to get a few pans and then... Whoa!

CRASH!

CHILDREN: Mr Tailor!

Oh, oh!

-He moved!

-Uh-h-h.

(Well done. Thank you, everybody.)

-Sir, might I suggest

-I

-do the cooking

and you pick lettuces outside, where you won't disturb Mr Tailor?

-Right, I'll go and do that.

-Use the door, the front door!

-Mind the sea view.

-I'll take the coastal path.

All right, all right. I'll go this way.

Now...cooking.

It's very important, when you're cooking, to find the real key to it.

For me, the key is seasoning.

-Autumn is an excellent season to cook.

-Robert!

-What?!

-I found some lettuce leaves!

-All right, thank you, sir.

-Will you bring them round to me, sir?

-Right, be back in a minute.

But use the front door, please.

Don't come by the...

Oh, honestly.

Who would run a hotel? I mean, we'll never get all of these things done

by the time Mr Tailor wakes up. What are going to do, Robert?

Panic button, sir?

Hit it.

ALARM BLARES

WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS

Ah, Robert, is there evening entertainment tonight?

Bavarian dancing, sir. I have an empty dance card.

He's going! Stop him, sir!

Mr Tailor, wait, wait, wait!

Would you care to stay for supper, as our special guest?

-But I was just going to go...

-Yes, come this way, come this way.

-Now, Robert, our master chef, is preparing you a feast.

-Not quite.

Sit down there and you can dine with all of our other hotel guests.

-What?

-OK, panic over, I've covered it. It's OK.

Yes, aside from the fact that we only have lettuce for dinner

and you told Mr Tailor there were other guests in the hotel!

Whoa, whoa, Justin Marylou Billybob Jeffrey Fletcher,

-where do you think you're going?

-Back in a tic.

-Oh!

Why do I think things couldn't possibly get any worse?

DOOR CREAKS OPEN

He-he-he-he! Eh!

Oh, Robiet! Ho-ho!

Yes, may I help you, man-dam?

-Oh, yes, I'm, erm, Mrs Ramsbottom, remember?

-Mrs Ramsbottom?!

-Yes!

-It's me, Justin.

-I know it's you!

Oh, Robiet, would you show me to my usual chair, please?

(Is that it, just an arm?)

Oh, I'll go there myself. Ha-ha!

Whoa!

Oh, thank you!

-Hello, there. I'm Mrs Ramsbottom. And you are?

-Mr Tailor.

Ooh, Mr Tailor, how charming!

I've been coming here for over 62 years.

-Well, I...I...

-Yes, excuse me a second.

Ahem, ROB...! Oh.

Robiet, would you call the darling little waitress, you know,

Little Monster, to come over here to take our order?

-Yes, Mrs Ratsbottom.

-Ratsbottom?! It's Ramsbottom.

Sorry, Ramsbottom. Ramsbottom. Right.

Little Monster! Little Monster!

Have you finished filling the pool with water?

Justin needs her to be a waitress. Doesn't matter, I'll do it.

Right, erm, all right. Yes, there's a slight delay in the kitchen.

-Oh, how unusual.

-May I get you some drinks?

Yes, please. I'll have a super banooza special,

with a little glitzy-witzy little silver umbrella on the top.

Mr Tailor, what would you like?

A glass of your finest mineral water would be magnificent, my dear chap.

Little Monster! Little Monster! Mr Tailor needs some water.

Tap, not mineral.

Mr Tailor, how are you finding your stay here at the hotel?

-Well, it's frightful.

-Frightful?!

Eh, I mean, erm, pardon?

What I was going to say was, it's frightfully funny.

I only came round to mend Robert's ritzy-glitzy jacket. I'm a tailor.

-I mend jackets.

-Hang on a minute. So, are you saying you're not

a hotel guest?

-No.

-Little Monster, Mr Tailor's water!

Little Monster, what are you doing? No, no! Come here!

-You'll get water everywhere!

-Argh!

Oh, Mr Tailor thinks Justin's House is the worst hotel EVER!

-I've got news for you, Robert. Mr Tailor isn't a hotel guest.

-What?!

-No, he's a...

-Tailor!

Well, I'd wondered where you'd got to.

I popped back to the shop to get you this jacket.

I sewed it this morning. I think it will be perfect.

Have it by way of a thank you

for my fantastic stay here at Justin's House Hotel.

Oh, grease me gears! I've got to go and try it on!

Mr Tailor, you don't think that Justin's House Hotel is awful?

Not in the slightest, my dear man.

Justin's House Hotel is the best hotel I've ever stayed in.

In fact, I'd like to book another stay, please.

Why, of course. I'll check you in in a second.

Oh, no, Mr Tailor, the Justin's House Hotel is closed for business!

It's far too hard running a hotel. But you're welcome to come round

-any time you like.

-Oh, thank you. I will.

-Oh, good!

MUSIC PLAYS

I'm ready!

Ho-ho, here he comes!

Wow, what do you think of Robert's new jacket?!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I think we should celebrate that jacket with a song.

-I think so, sir.

-Mr Tailor, would you do the honours?

-Too kind.

-Hit it!

-Hitting it, sir.

-Here we go, come on, everybody.

Heads, Shoulders, Knees And Toes! I'm coming down, here we go!

# Heads and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# Heads and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes

# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

# Heads and shoulders, knees and toes Knees and toes... #

We're going to miss out some words, so nobody say the word "heads".

Are you ready? Here we go!

# ..And shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes

# ..And shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes

# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

# ..And shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes... #

What's next, Robert?

We should leave out the shoulders, so no heads or shoulders.

So, just the knees and the toes. Here we go!

# ..Knees and toes, knees and toes

# ..Knees and toes, knees and toes

# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

# ..Knees and toes Knees and toes... #

Now, we're going to sing it twice as fast! Are you ready?!

Here we go!

# Heads and shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes

# Heads and shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes

# And eyes and ears and mouth and nose

# Heads and shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes

# Heads and shoulders Knees and toes, knees and toes! #

Thank you, everybody!

Weren't they fantastic, Robert?

Who has enjoyed their stay at the Justin's House Hotel?

CHEERING

Thank you so much for coming, everyone. Let's hear it for our

-very special guest, Mr Tailor!

-Thank you! Thank you!

Our wonderful waiter, Robert!

CHEERING

And what about our receptionist, Little Monster?

CHEERING

And, of course, our very special guests here at the hotel - you!

We'll see next time, everyone in...

CHILDREN: Justin's House!

-Bye-bye!

-Bye, everybody!

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