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Hi, I'm Monty.

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# He's a boy with a big imagination... #

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And this is Jimmy Jones.

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# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... #

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He's my best friend.

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# He's always wondering why Kazoops

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops... #

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Come on, let's go.

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# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say... #

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Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

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# Just imagine, and they're on their way... #

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Woohoo!

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# On an adventure of discovery and play

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# Kazoops

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-# Kazoops. #

-Just imagine!

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Well, here we are, gang. The Fill-up Diner.

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-ALL:

-Yeah!

-JIMMY JONES GRUNTS

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The funniest and fanciest diner in town.

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I'm starving! HE SQUEALS

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Let's go!

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Honk!

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Sniff! Sniff!

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Ah, this place takes me back.

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Me and your mother came here on our first date.

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-No, we didn't.

-Didn't we?

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Er... Oh, come on, everyone. Let's eat.

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HE GRUNTS Tag, you're it, Gran!

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Not for long. Tag! Ha-ha-ha!

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HE SQUEALS Here I come! Nee-owww!

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Right then, what does everyone want?

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I'm going to have the rhubarb burger with cinnamon salad

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and double dippy dressing...to start.

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To start?! Dad!

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You don't get guns like these on starters alone.

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Oh, Stan!

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So, for main I'll have the house pasta with the chilli sliders

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and a superstar smoothie with three straws.

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I'll have what he's having.

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And I'll go for a salad.

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Rumble! Rumble!

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-Who is that?

-Sorry.

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Not your stomach, Dad. The lady in the pointy hat.

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Oh, Monty. That's the Queen.

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It says here that she once ate at this very table.

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Maybe that's who you took on your first date.

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Er...

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So if everyone chooses what they're having,

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we can eat at this very table, too.

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GRAN HUMS

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-Tag, you're it!

-Tag! Got you back!

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Oh, yeah? Triple super tag.

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Monty! Gran! What's got into you?

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-BOTH:

-Sorry!

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Monty, why don't you and Jimmy Jones go and wash your hands?

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And try being a little bit more like Her Majesty.

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Yes, I'll bet she's always on her best behaviour.

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Okey-dokey. I'll try being a little more like Her Majesty.

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The Queen sure looks like she's got good manners, Jimmy Jones.

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HE GRUNTS It must be hard to be on

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your best behaviour all the time.

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Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

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Do you think she's always on her best behaviour?

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HE GRUNTS Just imagine.

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# The Queen, it would seem, has grace and manners quite supreme

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# One would think she's only ever gracious

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# But little did we know that when the castle door is closed

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# She's lively, loud and totally outrageous

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# She rides her skateboard and she loves to go fast

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# Bellowing a yodel as she flies on past... #

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Yodel-yodel-yodel!

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# She's a punk rocker in the grand ballroom

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# Playing lead guitar on the royal broom

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# She loves to bounce on the trampoline... #

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Oh, yeah!

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# She loves to ride on a rodeo machine, she's the Queen

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# She pulls faces at the guards just to make them laugh

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# She walks on her hands up the garden path

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# She can even break-dance Her moves are cool

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# She does a human cannonball into the swimming pool

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# She does a juggling routine

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# Loves to ride on a rodeo machine

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# She's the Queen

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# She finds cucumber sandwiches a total bore

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# Give her peanut butter and she'll eat four

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# She jumps around in a sumo suit

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# To top it all off she plays a mean jazz flute

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SHE PLAYS A TUNE

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# She dyes her hair bright green

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# She loves to ride on a rodeo machine, she's the Queen

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# She's the Queen

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# She's the Queen, the Queen the Queen. #

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HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

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Wow, that was great, Jimmy Jones.

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The Queen really knows how to have fun

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and be on her best behaviour when she has to.

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HE GRUNTS I'm starving. You?

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HE SNORTS AND SQUEALS Come on!

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Great, here come Monty and Jimmy Jones.

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-GRAN SNORES

-We can finally...order.

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After you, Sir Jimmy of the Jones.

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HE SNORTS If you insist.

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Do you know, the Queen does know how to behave just right

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for every occasion.

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Mm. And it looks like her good behaviour has rubbed off.

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GRUNTS AND SNORTS

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Even on Jimmy Jones.

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ALL: Ha-ha-ha!

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Ohh! I think I need a lie down after that lot.

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I have to say, Monts,

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I was really impressed with how much your behaviour improved over dinner.

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Thanks, Mum. I suppose when one is at school or at the dining table,

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one should try to be on one's best behaviour.

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One is quite right, Your Majesty.

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Then, at other times, when you're playing with your friends,

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-you can be yourself.

-Yes, I think you're right, Monty.

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-In fact, I couldn't have put it better...

-Tag! You're it!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Well, let's put your theory to the test.

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-Can't catch me!

-I'll only hold you back, Violet.

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One is coming, ready or not! Ha-ha!

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops. #

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Just imagine.

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