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Kazoops!

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Hi, I'm Monty.

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# He's a boy with a big imagination

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And this is Jimmy Jones.

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# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation

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He's my best friend.

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# He's always wondering why

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops

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Come on, let's go.

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# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say

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Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

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# Just imagine and they're on their way

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Woohoo!

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# On an adventure of discovery and play

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# Kazoops

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-# Kazoops. #

-Just imagine!

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And the ground a-shook, and the trees a-quivered,

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and Doddy the dinosaur popped from volcano to volcano.

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"Ouch! Eek! Ow! Eek!"

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JIMMY JONES SNORTS And then, with a mighty r...

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DISTANT HOWL

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What was that?

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HOWLING CONTINUES A dinosaur! Argh!

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Erm...what are we doing?

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We both love dinosaurs! JIMMY JONES SNORTS

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So, let's go and say hello. JIMMY JONES SNORTS

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HOWLING CONTINUES

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Gran! There's a dinosaur outside!

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Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

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Yes...a Stanosaurus by the sounds of it!

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What? It's Dad?!

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-Oww!

-Oh! What's wrong, Stan?

-This.

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-Ouch! That splinter looks hurty.

-It is.

-Ooh.

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-You'd best yank it out, then.

-Huh? Yank it out?

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But... But...won't that hurt?

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Not with my special splinter tweezers, it won't.

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Could you bring the patient with you, please, Monty?

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-Come on, Jimmy Jones. You don't want to miss this.

-Careful! Ah! Ow! Ooh!

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Now, don't worry. This is a first for both of us.

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Well, that's a relief! Ooh, careful! Ouch! Don't hurt it.

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-It hurts.

-Ugh. I've not touched it yet!

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My finger is moving, not me.

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-It's scared of those tweezers.

-JIMMY JONES SNORTS

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Your finger is scared?

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I think I'll take my finger next door to try and calm it down.

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There, there. The nasty tweezers have gone now.

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We could use the vacuum cleaner to suck it out.

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-JIMMY JONES SNORTS Ooh, yes, we could!

-No, we couldn't!

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Aww. HE GASPS

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We could always sneak up and pull it out really quickly.

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I can still hear you! And no, we couldn't!

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But we can't just leave it, Gran.

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Maybe you could tell a joke, to cheer your dad up.

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But how will cheering Dad up make his finger better?

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-Well, they do say that laughter is the best medicine.

-Huh?

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Laughter isn't a medicine! Is it?

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How can Dad laughing make his finger feel better?

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JIMMY JONES SNORTS I mean, Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

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Can laughter really make you feel better about things?

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Just imagine...

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MONTY LAUGHS Hey, look who's here!

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Dr Funny Bones.

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HE HONKS

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# If you're feeling sad or just a little blue

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# There's a doctor who will gladly come and tend to you

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# He'll write you a prescription and on it, it will say

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# Laugh loudly 50 times 100 times a day

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-DR FUNNYBONES HONKS

-# Dr Funny Bones

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# He'll have you giggling with glee

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# Dr Funny Bones You'll feel better instantly

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# You will laugh so much that you might even snort

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JIMMY JONES SNORTS

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# Cos nothing fixes sadness like a chuckle and a chortle

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# There was a juggling robot who really needed care

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# And with a giant feather Dr Funny Bones was there

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# He tickled the twisted robot and it was so much fun

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# Without him even noticing his pedals came undone

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# Dr Funny Bones He'll have you giggling with glee

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# Dr Funny Bones You'll feel better instantly

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# You will laugh so much that you might even snort

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JIMMY JONES SNORTS

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# Cos nothing fixes sadness like a chuckle and a chortle

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# A young alien was not quite tall enough to ride

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# Her disappointment was too much for her to hide

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# Dr Funny Bones, well, he knew just what to prescribe

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-SHE LAUGHS

-# A great big dose of laughter and

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# an even better ride

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# Laughter is the best medicine for when you're feeling sad

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# Or if you're feeling fidgety or a little mad

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# It might not fix a grazed knee or a stubbed toe

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# But it sure helps to visit Dr Funnyb-o-o-o-nes

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DR FUNNYBONES HONKS

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# Dr Funny Bones He'll have you giggling with glee

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# Dr Funny Bones You'll feel better instantly

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# You will laugh so much that you might even snort

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JIMMY JONES SNORTS

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# Cos nothing fixes sadness

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# Like a chuckle and a chortle. #

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HE LAUGHS Bye!

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MONTY LAUGHS, JIMMY JONES SNORTS Wow, Jimmy Jones,

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laughter may not be able to pull a splinter from a finger...

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but it CAN help Dad take his mind off the hurt for a minute.

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-JIMMY JONES SNORTS

-And that's all the time I'll need!

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I know just how to do it, Gran.

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Laughter guaranteed!

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Hey, Dad.

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Do you remember when you took us fishing on the beach

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and you caught a crab...or should I say, it caught you?

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And Jimmy Jones, too!

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Ha. Oh, yes. My toe still hurts thinking about it.

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JIMMY JONES SNORTS

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-DAD LAUGHS

-It was so funny!

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Hey, remember when Jimmy Jones

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jumped into Mum's bubble bath?

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-HE LAUGHS

-Oh, yes!

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I'd forgotten all about that.

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THEY LAUGH

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PING!

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-So, how is your splinter feeling now, Stan?

-Eh? Oh...

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It still feels... Hey, the splinter's gone!

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It must have worked its way out on its own!

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MONTY LAUGHS Yeah, worked its way out!

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GRAN LAUGHS

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-Yes, funny, that, isn't it?

-Funny?

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If you want to see something funny,

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check out this picture of you on a water slide!

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-Oh!

-ALL LAUGH

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AMUSED CHATTER

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops. #

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Just imagine!

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