Same Old Story Kazoops!


Same Old Story

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# Kazoops!

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Hi! I'm Monty!

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# He's a boy with a big imagination!

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And this is Jimmy Jones!

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# Meet the pig who is truly a sensation!

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He's my best friend!

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# He's always wondering why

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# Kazoops! Kazoops! Kazoops!

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Come on, let's go!

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# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say

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Kazoops, Jimmy Jones!

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# You just imagine and they're on their way

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Woohoo!

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# On an adventure of discovery and play!

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# Kazoops!

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# Kazoops! #

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Just imagine!

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Huh... Er... Oof...

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No sign of that dastardly piggy dragon here.

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Aah...

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OINK!

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The piggy dragon!

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-Huh? Ha!

-Hello!

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Run! There's a piggy dragon on the loose!

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-Oh, my!

-Monty, it's past your bedtime!

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Oh. OK.

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I know, I've got the perfect bedtime story.

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Yes! OINK!

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Now, this is a special book I read to your father

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when he was little.

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Huh! The Little Knight! My favourite story EVER!

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Well, I suppose you can stay for story time too.

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-Ha-ha!

-Ha-ha!

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"Once upon a time, there was a little boy

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"who dreamt of being a knight."

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-That's me!

-"One day, a ferocious dragon came to town."

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A piggy dragon, Jimmy Jones!

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"The dragon licked his lips hungrily

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"because he wanted to eat all the town's...

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-"Vegetables."

-Ah!

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"He scooped every last cabbage, carrot and potato

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"into a giant sack and carried them back to his cave."

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Then what happened?

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"The townsfolk didn't know what to do.

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"Until the little boy said he'd get the vegetables back."

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So brave.

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"The little knight took a shield and a sword

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"and marched to the dragon's lair."

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Ah-ha!

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"The dragon loomed over him, breathing out fire."

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And then?

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"And then the little knight asked the dragon to

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"give back the vegetables.

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"The dragon agreed

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"and he promised never to steal them again.

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"The End!"

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Is that it?

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What's wrong, Monty?

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I just...thought the ending could have been a bit more...

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I don't know, exciting!

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Well, I think it's perfect just as it is.

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And besides, you can't change how a story ends, Monty.

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OK, time for sleep.

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Goodnight!

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-Goodnight, little knight.

-Ha-ha!

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I did like that story at first,

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I just wish the ending was more exciting.

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If only there was a way we could make it...better.

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Kazoops, Jimmy Jones!

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Can you never change the way a story ends?

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OINK!

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Just imagine...

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Don't worry, it's only Suzie!

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# Three little pigs ran from the wolf so big and mean

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# The most unpleasant wolf there's ever been

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# He was huffing and puffing, blowing houses down

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# But what if the wolf became the nicest guy in town?

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# Let's make the wolf sweet and fair

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# He finds a better way of using all that air

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# He starts blowing up balloons for free

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# And he and the pigs are as happy as can be

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-Wheee!

-Ha-ha!

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# Next we go into a great big castle

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# Where a princess finds a great big parcel

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# A frog jumps out she gives it a kiss

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# But alas it turns into just another prince

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# What if instead the frog became a monster truck?

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# The princess can't believe her luck

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Awesome!

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# Never had so much fun

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# She went off and married the cobbler's son

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# You can change the way a story ends

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# Anyway you'd like

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# There's endless situations deep in your imagination

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# That can give an old story new life

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# Little Miss Muffet was eating her curds and whey

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# But a big hairless spider visited her one day

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# And instead of being frightened away

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# What if she turned into a great big dinosaur?

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# The spider was scared but then the dinosaur shared

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# Her bowl of curds and whey instead

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# Everybody smiled with glee

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# It's nice when a story ends happily

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# You can change the way a story ends

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# Anyway you'd like

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# There's endless situations in your imagination

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# That can give an old story new life. #

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It's fun to play with stories. They can end however you want them to!

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Come on, Jimmy Jones. We've got a story to fix.

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You know... Maybe the ending isn't quite as good as I'd remembered.

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Then let's make a brilliant new ending!

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Monty?! You should be in bed.

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This won't take long, I promise!

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"The dragon loomed over the little knight, breathing out fire."

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Whoa! And then what happened?

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-Over to you, Monty.

-Well...

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The flame bounced off the little knight's shield.

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Phew!

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And then, er...

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The little knight swung his sword!

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Ooh, aah, take that!

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But the sword got stuck in a pile of vegetables...

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That the dragon was saving for his next meal!

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Oh, no, my sword has skewered onions, peppers and mushrooms!

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The dragon sneezed, shooting flames out of his nostrils.

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And... And...

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The knight held up his sword, the flames roasted the vegetables

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and they shared a flame-grilled kebab for dinner.

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-Ha-ha!

-Ha-ha!

-Ha-ha!

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-And it all ended happily. Woohoo!

-Ha-ha!

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# Kazoops! Kazoops!

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# Kazoops! Kazoops! #

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Just imagine!

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