Half a Pair Kazoops!


Half a Pair

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# Kazoops

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Hi, I'm Monty.

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# He's a boy with a big imagination... #

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And this is Jimmy Jones.

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# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... #

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He's my best friend.

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# He's always wondering why Kazoops

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# Kazoops, Kazoops... #

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Come on, let's go.

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# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say... #

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Kazoops with me, Jones.

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# And just imagine they are on their way... #

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Whoo-hoo!

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# On an adventure of discovery and play

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# Kazoops, Kazoops. #

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Just imagine.

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Half a pair.

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Squelchy, squelchy, squelchy. Ha-ha!

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Squelchy, squelchy.

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HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

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Ha! It's all about the squelch, Jimmy Jones.

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HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

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Whoops. Nearly lost one.

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You can't squelch with just one welly.

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HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS Ha-ha!

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Yeah.

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Snack time, Monty.

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Yay!

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Oh.

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Hang on a minute. We need to clean the pair of you up, first.

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I guess my wellies are a bit mucky.

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Give them a scrub under the sprinkler.

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-They'll soon be clean again.

-Yeah.

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I'll go and turn it on.

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Hey, while we're at it,

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we can give Jimmy Jones a hose-down, too.

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I'll be back in a minute with the shower kit.

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HE WHIMPERS

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HE MUMBLES TO HIMSELF

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Oh, I wondered where that was. Phwoar!

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Tongs, no.

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A-ha. Gloves.

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Strange.

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I could have sworn I had a matching pair. Oh.

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Sprinkler's ready.

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Jimmy Jones. A-ha.

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HE WHIMPERS They you are.

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Jimmy Jones, come on.

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Taking a shower is not so bad.

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I know you don't like getting your ears wet,

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but the sooner we get you clean, the sooner we get to eat.

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Ooh.

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Sorry, Monty, Jimmy's shower will have to wait.

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-Why, Dad?

-I can't find my other rubber glove.

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And half a pair of gloves isn't any use at all.

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-Really?

-No.

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So, pop that in the bin and I'll go get a new pair

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then Jimmy Jones can have his shower.

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HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

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Ah, ah, ah, ah. Feet!

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It seems a shame to throw it away.

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Ha-ha! Oops.

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Ha-ha.

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Hmm.

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It's sort of sad that a glove is thrown out

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just because it's on its own.

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Is half a pair really no good?

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Kazoops, Jimmy Jones.

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There must be a use for the one that's left.

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Just imagine.

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# Cos in a pair, there is two So what are you supposed to do? #

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Whee!

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# If you've only got one... #

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Oh.

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# No need to despair, we'll make use of every half a pair

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# Let's have some fun

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# Fishing in the swamp with half a pair of goggles

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# Pirate grabs them and puts them on... #

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Ha-ha!

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# They're a perfect match

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# Cos on his other eye he wears a patch... #

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Ha-ha!

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# He says thanks Now I've got to run

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# Next week catch a boot Who knows who a boot might suit

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# And a warthog plucks it right out of the net... #

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Whoa! Ha-ha!

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# He puts it on his head Ties the laces round his chin

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# Now he's got his very own crash helmet... #

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Cool.

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# In a pair there is two

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# So what are you supposed to do... #

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Ha-ha!

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# If you've only got one

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# No need to despair

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# We'll make use of every half a pair

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# Let's have some fun

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# Soon we catch a flip there's no sign of the flop... #

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Ha-ha!

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# We give the flip to a frog who loves to surf

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# A pair of jeans rips at the seams and now it's half a pair

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# They're snapped up by a green tree snake who's happy

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# She's no longer bare

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# In a pair there is two so what are you supposed to do

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# If you've only got one

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# No need to despair we'll make use of a every half a pair

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# Let's have some fun. #

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Whee!

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Ha-ha!

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You see, Jimmy Jones, just the one can be fun.

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And useful, too.

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HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

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And this glove might be on its own,

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but I know how it can be really useful.

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Time for that shower, Jimmy Jones.

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HE WHIMPERS

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I'm back and I've got the gloves.

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Shower time, Jimmy Jones. Huh?

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Hi, Dad. Look!

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A one-of-a-kind shower cap for a one-of-a-kind pig.

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HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

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-Whee!

-Nice one, Monty.

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Maybe we don't need my new gloves after all. Ha-ha!

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That's it, Jimmy Jones.

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You look like a whole new you.

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Ha-ha!

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Ha-ha. Now how about those snacks?

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Race you to the kitchen. Whoa!

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HE SNORTS AND GRUNTS

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Yeah! Ha-ha!

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Come on.

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Don't start without me.

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# Kazoops

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# Kazoops, Kazoops, Kazoops. #

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Just imagine.

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