Pretend Piggy Kazoops!
Similar Content
Browse content similar to Pretend Piggy. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!
Transcript
| Line | From | To | |
|---|---|---|---|
Hi, I'm Monty. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:05 | |
# He's a boy with a big imagination... # | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
And this is Jimmy Jones. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
# Meet the pig who's truly a sensation... # | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
He's my best friend. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
# He's always wondering why | 0:00:13 | 0:00:14 | |
# Kazoops | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
# Kazoops | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
# Kazoops... # | 0:00:18 | 0:00:19 | |
Come on, let's go. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:20 | |
# Kazoops is what you'll hear him say... # | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Kazoops, Jimmy Jones. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
# Just imagine, and they're on their way... # | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Woohoo! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
# On an adventure of discovery and play | 0:00:29 | 0:00:32 | |
# Kazoops | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
-# Kazoops. # -Just imagine! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
DAD HUMS | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Not long now. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:44 | |
Mm! | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
Mm! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Om... | 0:01:02 | 0:01:04 | |
Ooh! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:08 | |
Mm! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
-Woohoo! -Yeah! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
-What's cooking, Dad? -Ha-ha, I knew you wouldn't take long! | 0:01:19 | 0:01:23 | |
The smell of my famous breakfast cooking works better | 0:01:23 | 0:01:27 | |
than any alarm clock around here. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-MONTY SNORTS AND GRUNTS ALL: -Huh? | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
What are you doing down there, Monty? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
I'm being a pig for the day! HE GRUNTS | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Oh, you are funny. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
I'm a funny pig. HE GRUNTS | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
-One slice or two? -JIMMY JONES SNORTS | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Three. Like usual then, Jimmy Jones. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
MONTY GRUNTS | 0:01:49 | 0:01:50 | |
I hear you, three for Monty Pig too. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
-Mm! -Mm-mm! -Oh... | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
-Mmm! -Mm! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
Delicious. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
Yummy, Dad. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Ew, gross! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
Oh, Monty. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:09 | |
I haven't heard chomping that loud | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
since a crocodile took a liking to my surfboard. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
What? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
You sound like a vacuum cleaner, that's what. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
A greedy piggy, more like. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
MONTY GRUNTS Snort, snort, snort! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
Er, but where are you going? | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
To get some apples from the tree then roll in some mud. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
I don't think so, sunshine. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Monty, rolling around in mud is gross. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
You can't be a proper piggy. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
I've never heard such a thing. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Huh? But you love Jimmy Jones being a pig. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Of course we do, but you're a human | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
and humans don't do piggy things. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
-Why? -Well, pigs do piggy things for a reason | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
and humans do human things for their own reasons too. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
Oh... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Oh, all right, then. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Come on, Jimmy Jones. Let's go and play something NOT muddy. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
What are we going to do now? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
JIMMY JONES GRUNTS Hmm, maybe. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
But I don't want to ride my bike like a boy. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
I wanted to roll in mud like a pig. JIMMY JONES SNORTS | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Dad said there are reasons that humans can't behave like pigs. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:27 | |
But what are the reasons? | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
I mean, kazoops, Jimmy Jones, | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
surely it doesn't matter what animal you behave like. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:35 | |
Just imagine. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Look, Jimmy Jones, a farm! | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
# You are you and I am me | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
# And that's what we do perfectly | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
# We're all different and do things differently | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
# So stick to what comes naturally | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
# To what comes naturally... # | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Come on! | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
# A horse is big and strong, he can pull a heavy cart all day long | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
# But if a pig tried to pull the cart, he just wouldn't get very far | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
# A bird is sat up in her nest | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
# Doing what a little tiny bird does best | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
# Imagine a cow on a branch up there | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
# I don't think that's such a good idea | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
# You are you and I am me | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
# And that's what we do perfectly | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
# We're all different and do things differently | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
# So stick to what comes naturally, to what comes naturally... # | 0:04:28 | 0:04:33 | |
Look, Jimmy Jones. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
# Penguins play in the snow and ice, it gets cold but they don't mind | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
# If a zebra tried the very same thing | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
# He'd spend the whole time shivering | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
# Down at the parlour where the poodles go | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
# To look their best at the poodle show | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
# If a boy and a pig had a poodle trim | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
# I'm not sure that they'd fit in | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
# Everybody is special in their own way | 0:04:53 | 0:05:01 | |
# Pretending can be fun | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
# But I'm going to stick to being me and this is how it's done... # | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
Home? JIMMY JONES GRUNTS | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
# You are you and I am me | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
# And that's what we do perfectly | 0:05:12 | 0:05:16 | |
# We're all different and do things differently | 0:05:16 | 0:05:20 | |
# So stick to what comes naturally | 0:05:20 | 0:05:24 | |
# To what comes naturally. # | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Ooft! Woo! Maybe we are who we are for a reason. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:35 | |
Ha-ha! I mean, a cow swinging in a tree like a monkey | 0:05:35 | 0:05:40 | |
would be a really bad idea. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Or a zebra being a penguin sliding on the ice would be so silly. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:50 | |
And maybe even a boy being a pig isn't a great idea. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
My knees ache from walking on them. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
Aw, thanks! | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
It was fun being you for a while, Jimmy Jones, | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
with all your piggy ways. JIMMY JONES GRUNTS | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
And there are still lots of things a boy and a pig can do together. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Catch! | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Like eating apples. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
JIMMY JONES BURPS Ha-ha! And burping. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
But there are some things that pigs should keep for themselves. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
Uh-oh, wait! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Ew! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
You were right, Mum, being a boy is the best thing for me to be. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
Well, I'm glad that's sorted, then. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
-THEY LAUGH -I better run a bath. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
-Jimmy Jones! -THEY LAUGH | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
# Kazoops | 0:06:50 | 0:06:52 | |
# Kazoops | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
# Kazoops | 0:06:54 | 0:06:55 | |
# Kazoops. # | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Just imagine. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 |
