The Split League of Super Evil
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Work those legs. Come on! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Sprint like your life depended on it. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Like you're being chased by a pack of wild dingo. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
I'm workin' it. I'm workin' it. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
Do you feel the burn? | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
Oh yeah, I feel the burn. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
Come on. Do you feel it? | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
BREATHES HEAVILY | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
I feel it! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
I feel the burn! I feel the... | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
Argh! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:23 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Huh? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
THEY SQUEAL | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
If all goes according to plan, this invention of mine | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
will usher in a new age of evil! | 0:01:07 | 0:01:11 | |
CHUGGING AND CHURNING | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
YELPS AND SCREAMS | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Doktor Frogg. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
What lame experiment of yours is interrupting my thinking time? | 0:01:23 | 0:01:28 | |
I was just putting the finishing touches | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
on my most diabolical plan EVER! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
I hardly think it competes with my newest creation. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
The Wadclogger 3000! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Pah! As if your plan could possibly be better than mine. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:45 | |
Yes, it could! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
No, it couldn't! | 0:01:46 | 0:01:47 | |
-Yes, it could. -No, it couldn't. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
I know, let's have a vote. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
Excellent idea, Red Menace. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
After you and Doomageddon choose my superior scheme, | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
I can try out my new and improved victory dance. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:58 | |
I've added the splits and a couple of sassy hand gestures. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
Argh. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
We pledge to be fair and impartial. Right, Doomageddon? | 0:02:03 | 0:02:07 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
Oh, well, yes, by all means, show us this most brilliant plan of yours. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:14 | |
All right. Get this! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
It's a sign. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
And you stick it on someone's back without them knowing. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Hee, and this is the best part. The sign says... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:02:24 | 0:02:25 | |
"Kick me." | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Get it? Kick me! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
CRICKETS CHIRP | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
NERVOUS CHUCKLE | 0:02:33 | 0:02:34 | |
With my Wadclogger 3000 we can clog all the toilets in the city | 0:02:34 | 0:02:40 | |
with the flip of a single switch. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
Pah! That's a terrible plan. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-It'll never work! -Oh yeah? Well... | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Uh-uh-uh, time to vote. Red... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
Ah, er... | 0:02:50 | 0:02:51 | |
Er...ah...oh... | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
Ah...I...I...I can't decide! I vote for both of you. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
Vote for me! Vote for me. Me, me, me, me! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
-Vote for me. For me, for me. -Oh come on! Vote for me. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-Me, me, me. Me. Me. -Vote for me! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
HE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
VICTORY! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
BUZZER | 0:03:23 | 0:03:24 | |
BELL DINGS | 0:03:24 | 0:03:26 | |
Yes! I win. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:28 | |
What? You think his plan is more evil than mine? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:32 | |
HE GRUNTS | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:03:34 | 0:03:35 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
You know, I am tired of carrying this operation, | 0:03:38 | 0:03:42 | |
I am tired of my evil plans going unappreciated, | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
and I am tired of... Well, frankly, I'm just tired. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
HE YAWNS | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
I...QUIT! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:52 | |
Look, if Voltar's gone, that makes me the leader! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:03 | |
So much evil to do and so little time. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
# League Of Super Evil. # | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
BUZZING | 0:04:15 | 0:04:17 | |
DISTANT SIRENS BLARE | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Ah! This is the life, Roachy. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Oh sure, maybe my new lair needs a little work... | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
..but at least I have my health. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
And a good hot meal. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
BLOWS A RASPBERRY | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
TRAITOR! Argh. Peuw. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
My new lair now has TWO levels. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:04:49 | 0:04:50 | |
Er, Voltar... | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
It's Red. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Ah, it's good to see you, Red. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
But I don't have time for idle chit-chat. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Plenty of evil plans to hatch, you know. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
It's...great to see you're doing well. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
Quitting the league was the best thing I ever did. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
I have a new lair, the neighbours cower in fear when they see me... | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
BANGING | 0:05:15 | 0:05:16 | |
'Hey! Keep it down up there.' | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
..and I've even been working out. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
HE GRUNTS AND GROANS | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
Anyways, thanks for stopping by. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Be sure to tell Frogg how great I'm doing. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
Er, do you need help getting your arms... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
No. I'll be fine. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Yep. I'll be...perfectly fine. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
FROGG CLEARS HIS THROAT | 0:05:57 | 0:05:58 | |
Attention, citizens... | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
BEEPING | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
..your day of reckoning has arrived. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
If you do not meet my demands | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
I will use my Wadclogger 3000 | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
to clog every single toilet in the world. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:15 | |
Great. Now they're gonna have to give in to your demands. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
Hey, what are your demands? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
A zillion dollars? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
Er, oi, I never really thought about it. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
How about a Ferris wheel? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
-I don't know. -A pony? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
-Pony? -A year's supply of pudding? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:30 | |
-Tickets to Evil On Ice? -What's a what? | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
-Comic book organiser? -What about a who? -Clowns? -What? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
-A lot of clowns? -I don't know. -HELICOPTER WHIRRS | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
All right in there. Let's not do anything hasty. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
Step away from the clogger and let's negotiate. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
'Although we have yet to confirm the source of these images, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:59 | |
'it appears the evil mastermind is cowering inside a box.' | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Hmm. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Not so easy is it, Frogg? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
BANGING ON DOOR | 0:07:06 | 0:07:07 | |
I told you the rent is in the mail. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Voltar! You've got to come back. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Frogg's in way over his head. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
Yes, I can see that. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
He's having a total meltdown. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Please come home! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Not until Frogg admits that I am the best evil tyrant on the block - | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
no, the world. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
But, Voltar, Frogg... | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Wait right here. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Come on, in there. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:35 | |
We don't have all day. What are your demands? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Shouldn't have had that extra-jumbo cola fizz. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
I've really gotta go to the little general's room. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Eep, what to I do? What do I say? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Here, look into the camera and read this. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:54 | |
'I demand an atomising atomiser ray. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
-'Psst, Frogg. -Oh, right, yes, oh. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
'Er, and a hover tank and all the gold in the city | 0:08:01 | 0:08:06 | |
'and, er, Voltar is the best evil tyrant on the block - no, the world. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:12 | |
'What? W-w-w-what?' | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
I'm glad he came to his senses. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
All right, I'll bail you out, Frogg. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Just so I can say, "I told you so." | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
# League Of Super Evil. # | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
We'll never get all that gold in time. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:26 | |
See if you can stall him. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
I've got more urgent business. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
Oh, being in charge is so stressful. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:36 | |
I wish I hadn't won the vote. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Welcome to my world, Doktor. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:42 | |
Voltar! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
-Argh! -Pull yourself together, Frogg. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-Voltar? -Red, Doomageddon. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Let's give the world a demonstration of our power. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:51 | |
Activate...the Wadclogger! | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
Holy hand grenade! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Ar-r-r-r-r-rgh! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
That's why I'm leader. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
Now, watch me make some REAL demands. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
Are you the man who clogged my toilet? | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
That's right. And there will be a lot more where that came from | 0:09:26 | 0:09:30 | |
if you don't meet our demands. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
We just need a little more time to get the gold. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:35 | |
And the atomising atomiser ray. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
That too. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
Ah, forget about those. What we really want are the following... | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
Jenkins! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
One edible cotton-candy teddy bear. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
Wow. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
One Dimwit's Guide To Being An Evil Mastermind. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Woo... Hey, wait a minute. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
A lifetime supply of dog biscuits made from depleted Uranium. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
And last, but not least, | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
I demand that you and your army wear... | 0:10:06 | 0:10:10 | |
Voltar, Number One Evil Mastermind T-shirts. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
CRICKETS CHIRP | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
THEY MUMBLE | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Er, yeah, yeah, OK. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
Er, sure, sure. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
You can have all that, but I draw the line at T-shirts. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
Deal. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
-Yoink. -Pleasure doing business with such an evil mastermind. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
GENERAL CHUCKLES | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
You see, Frogg? That's how you negotiate. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Yes, Voltar. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
FROGG GIGGLES | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
Victory! Hee-he-hee! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
VOLTAR GIGGLES | 0:10:47 | 0:10:48 | |
Hey! How did I...?! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Who keeps...? | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 |
