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Upside down circle.
Your cereal box has almost every shape.
The Chaos Crunch cereal giveaway is as good as ours!
It's not Chaos Crunch?!
Of course not. All that sugar's bad for you.
These are Flax-Flavoured Fibreos.
# League of Super Evil!
# Doktor Frogg!
# Red Menace!
# League of Super Evil! #
Voltar, we've been waiting here for hours. I'm leaving!
Uh-uh, you will do no such thing, Doktor Frogg.
At any moment now, one of those snot-nosed neighbour kids
will fall for my sinister trick.
You glued a penny to the sidewalk.
And when one of those brats tries to pick it up,
they won't be able to!
Oh, Voltar, you are truly evil(!)
You know, Voltar, foot traffic has been pretty light today.
Maybe it's cos all the kids are over there playing that video game?
A video game in the way of MY evil plan?
Not for long!
Stand aside, children.
This game is about to be defeated
by the nimble fingers of the great Voltar!
When humbled by my high score,
you will no longer have any interest in playing.
And then perhaps you'll stroll in that direction.
VIDEO GAME STARTS
'Are you ready for the Brain Dump?'
What kind of a blast 'em up game is that?
It's not that kind of game.
You know, for SMART people?
Pah! Well no-one is more trivial than me.
Prepare to be awed by my brilliance.
Oh, this could get ugly.
'Question 1 - What emerges from a cocoon and has pretty wings?
Pah-huh! You call that a challenge?
A-hem, the answer is...
'You're SO wrong!
'Calculating player intelligence...
'Player is as smart as...
Wait! Where are you going?
Don't you want to walk that way?
'New high score!
'Calculating player intelligence...
# League of Super Heroes. #
Those kids think I'm not as smart as them.
Oh, well, they'll see.
My plan of revenge is brewing!
I've done it! >
After reverse engineering the Brain Dump game,
I have all the answers to every one of its questions.
Great work, Doktor Frogg!
"What language do they speak in Germany?"
Germs can talk?!
All you have to do is study the answers
and you'll get a perfect score!
Nuh, no-one's ever gotten smarter by studying.
No, Frogg, I have a simpler plan.
The League Of Super Evil will infiltrate
the local elementary school.
I will pose as a substitute teacher
and teach those know-it-all kids all the wrong answers to the game.
Then we'll see who gets laughed at.
The teachers are still in the lounge.
Frogg, Red, dig the alligator pit. I'll rig the electrified fence.
Those teachers must not leave the lounge.
All right! Coffee cake!
The kids won't miss us for a few minutes.
No self-respecting teacher can resist Red's coffee cake!
The special ingredient is love.
Fine. You three stay here and make sure those teachers stay put.
will be filling the minds of Miss Johnson's fifth grade class
I am Mr Voltarski, your substitute teacher.
What happened to Miss Johnson? Is she sick?
Yes, she is.
Sick of the falsehoods and wrong-y-ness she had to teach you.
I will reveal secrets the education system has been keeping from you,
like, what is the main language of Germany?
Naaaaa! You are SO wrong!
That is what the system WANTS you to think.
The right answer is Martian.
You mean like you?
Standing guard?! What a waste of my evil scientific mind.
It's easy if you stay focussed and don't get distrac...
Ugh, that stench.
It's like a foul-smelling fungus.
Time to do something evil.
Is that dodge ball?
I've always wanted to learn how to play dodge ball.
Do I... Do I win?
Oh, how I love primordial goo.
That's the tuna surprise.
Well, let's make it...
Mr MCV is busting into his house, y'all.
HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS
# A groovy teach tells you what's what
# You know this from the bottom of your gut
# Like what is wood with leaves and roots
# It's not a tree it's a space mon...key
# Puttin' books on your roof, boyyyz! #
That wasn't cool - at all. Miss Johnston is cool.
She doesn't give us homework on Fridays.
Oh, yeah! Well, Mr Voltarsky is so cool,
he won't give you homework...ever!
As long as you pay attention to this simple lesson.
And if you don't... homework every day
Now, let the un-learning begin.
-Oh! Huh! Hey!
-How about I teach you kids something
-like to do?
Who wants to make friendship bracelets? Ha!
SHOUTING AND CRASHING
Would you look at the time - it's almost lunch.
The capital of France is...?
Apple sauce. Who was the first man on the moon?
Trick question - the moon's too small to land on.
-Um, hold on.
This had better be good, Frogg.
Now, how about a pop quiz before we break for lunch.
That was Miss Johnson.
No. No, it wasn't.
It was a holographic robot teacher sent from the future
to give you extra homework for the weekend.
What, this? Well, this is just a special seasoning.
the new blue plate special.
Aw, sweet corn.
That there gravy monster did look pretty darn tasty.
Remember to weave the thread through the bead - not around.
What are you doing with my gym class?!
What's going on in there?!
Hurry up. Extra summer vacation to the first one to hand in their quiz.
Wrong! Wrong! Yes! All of their quizzes are wrong.
Ha, ha! I did it.
'Are you ready for...the brain dump?'
What do you think?
'What is the capital of France?
The capital of France is...
MAN SCREAMS >
MONSTER SQUAWKS IN ALARM
This is boring. Let's go home.
Wait! Just a minute. The capital of France is...
That was the right answer. If that dumb game was on,
it would have said so.
We learned that at school.
Everyone knows the capital of France is apple sauce. Dumb-dumb.
-Don't worry, Voltar. I don't think you're a dummy.
Thanks, Red. Ooh, look.
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