School Daze League of Super Evil
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Green dragon. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Upside down circle. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Your cereal box has almost every shape. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
The Chaos Crunch cereal giveaway is as good as ours! | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
And...pink flamingo! | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
It's not Chaos Crunch?! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Of course not. All that sugar's bad for you. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
These are Flax-Flavoured Fibreos. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Oh! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:28 | |
He-he-he-he-he! | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Eh? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
# League of Super Evil! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# Voltar! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:39 | |
# Doktor Frogg! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
# Red Menace! | 0:00:45 | 0:00:46 | |
# Doomageddon | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
# League of Super Evil! # | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Voltar, we've been waiting here for hours. I'm leaving! | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
Uh-uh, you will do no such thing, Doktor Frogg. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:06 | |
At any moment now, one of those snot-nosed neighbour kids | 0:01:06 | 0:01:10 | |
will fall for my sinister trick. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
You glued a penny to the sidewalk. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
And when one of those brats tries to pick it up, | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
they won't be able to! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Heh-he-he-he-he! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
Oh, Voltar, you are truly evil(!) | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
You know, Voltar, foot traffic has been pretty light today. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:31 | |
Maybe it's cos all the kids are over there playing that video game? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:35 | |
A video game in the way of MY evil plan? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
Not for long! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Stand aside, children. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
This game is about to be defeated | 0:01:47 | 0:01:48 | |
by the nimble fingers of the great Voltar! | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
When humbled by my high score, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
you will no longer have any interest in playing. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
And then perhaps you'll stroll in that direction. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
VIDEO GAME STARTS | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
'Are you ready for the Brain Dump?' | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
Brain Dump? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:10 | |
What kind of a blast 'em up game is that? | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
It's not that kind of game. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
It's trivia. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
You know, for SMART people? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Pah! Well no-one is more trivial than me. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Prepare to be awed by my brilliance. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
Oh, this could get ugly. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
'Question 1 - What emerges from a cocoon and has pretty wings? | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
'Challenger?' | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Pah-huh! You call that a challenge? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
A-hem, the answer is... | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
Big Foot! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
'Wrong!' | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:43 | 0:02:44 | |
Giant robots! | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
'Wrong!' | 0:02:45 | 0:02:46 | |
A computer! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
'Wrong!' | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
Doktor Frogg? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
'Wrong!' | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
'You're SO wrong! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
'Calculating player intelligence... | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
'Player is as smart as... | 0:02:54 | 0:02:56 | |
'Celery!' | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:02:58 | 0:02:59 | |
Wait! Where are you going? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Don't you want to walk that way? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
'New high score! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:05 | |
'Calculating player intelligence... | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
'Triple Einstein!' | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Woo-hoo! Yeah! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
# League of Super Heroes. # | 0:03:12 | 0:03:14 | |
HE MUNCHES | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Celery? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
Those kids think I'm not as smart as them. | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
Oh, well, they'll see. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
My plan of revenge is brewing! | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
I've done it! > | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
After reverse engineering the Brain Dump game, | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
I have all the answers to every one of its questions. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:34 | |
Great work, Doktor Frogg! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
"What language do they speak in Germany?" | 0:03:37 | 0:03:41 | |
Germs can talk?! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
All you have to do is study the answers | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
and you'll get a perfect score! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
Nuh, no-one's ever gotten smarter by studying. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
No, Frogg, I have a simpler plan. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
The League Of Super Evil will infiltrate | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
the local elementary school. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
I will pose as a substitute teacher | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
and teach those know-it-all kids all the wrong answers to the game. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:07 | |
He-he-he-he-he! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
Then we'll see who gets laughed at. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
EXCITED CHATTER | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Hee-hee! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
The teachers are still in the lounge. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Frogg, Red, dig the alligator pit. I'll rig the electrified fence. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
Those teachers must not leave the lounge. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Hmm. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
All right! Coffee cake! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
The kids won't miss us for a few minutes. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
But...what?! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
No self-respecting teacher can resist Red's coffee cake! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
The special ingredient is love. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
Fine. You three stay here and make sure those teachers stay put. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
I, meanwhile, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
will be filling the minds of Miss Johnson's fifth grade class | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
with lies! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
CHALK SQUEAKS | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
I am Mr Voltarski, your substitute teacher. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
What happened to Miss Johnson? Is she sick? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Yes, she is. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Sick of the falsehoods and wrong-y-ness she had to teach you. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:15 | |
I will reveal secrets the education system has been keeping from you, | 0:05:17 | 0:05:22 | |
like, what is the main language of Germany? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:27 | |
Duh, German. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:29 | |
Naaaaa! You are SO wrong! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:31 | |
That is what the system WANTS you to think. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
The right answer is Martian. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
You mean like you? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Ugh! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
Standing guard?! What a waste of my evil scientific mind. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:51 | |
It's easy if you stay focussed and don't get distrac... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
Ooh, shiny! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
HE SNIFFS | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Ugh, that stench. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
It's like a foul-smelling fungus. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Time to do something evil. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
Ooh! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Shiny! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Is that dodge ball? | 0:06:15 | 0:06:18 | |
I've always wanted to learn how to play dodge ball. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Do I... Do I win? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
Oh, how I love primordial goo. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
That's the tuna surprise. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Well, let's make it... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
really surprising. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Mr MCV is busting into his house, y'all. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:43 | |
HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
# A groovy teach tells you what's what | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
# You know this from the bottom of your gut | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
# Like what is wood with leaves and roots | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
# It's not a tree it's a space mon...key | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
# Puttin' books on your roof, boyyyz! # | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
That wasn't cool - at all. Miss Johnston is cool. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
She doesn't give us homework on Fridays. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
Oh, yeah! Well, Mr Voltarsky is so cool, | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
he won't give you homework...ever! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Ever?! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
As long as you pay attention to this simple lesson. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
And if you don't... homework every day | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
forever! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:07:24 | 0:07:25 | |
Now, let the un-learning begin. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:32 | |
-SPLAT! -Oh! Huh! Hey! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
-How about I teach you kids something -I -like to do? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:38 | |
Who wants to make friendship bracelets? Ha! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
SHOUTING AND CRASHING | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Would you look at the time - it's almost lunch. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:49 | |
THEY CHATTER | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
The capital of France is...? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Paris. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Apple sauce. Who was the first man on the moon? | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
Trick question - the moon's too small to land on. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
-KNOCKING -Um, hold on. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
This had better be good, Frogg. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
HE GASPS | 0:08:07 | 0:08:08 | |
Now, how about a pop quiz before we break for lunch. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:12 | |
That was Miss Johnson. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
No. No, it wasn't. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
It was a holographic robot teacher sent from the future | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
to give you extra homework for the weekend. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
THEY GASP | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
HE GASPS | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
What, this? Well, this is just a special seasoning. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:40 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
Behold, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
the new blue plate special. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
-ROARING -Not me! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
HE SQUEALS | 0:08:53 | 0:08:54 | |
Aw, sweet corn. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
That there gravy monster did look pretty darn tasty. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
Ah, well. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Remember to weave the thread through the bead - not around. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
Hey! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
What are you doing with my gym class?! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Uh-oh! | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
What's going on in there?! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Hurry up. Extra summer vacation to the first one to hand in their quiz. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
KIDS CHEER | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Wrong! Wrong! Yes! All of their quizzes are wrong. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:40 | |
Ha, ha! I did it. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:09:42 | 0:09:46 | |
'Are you ready for...the brain dump?' | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
What do you think? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
'Question one. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
'What is the capital of France? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
'Challenger?' | 0:09:57 | 0:09:58 | |
HE LAUGHS | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
The capital of France is... | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
MAN SCREAMS > | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Ooh, no! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
ROARING | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
SLURPING | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
MONSTER SQUAWKS IN ALARM | 0:10:17 | 0:10:21 | |
No! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
This is boring. Let's go home. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
Wait! Just a minute. The capital of France is... | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
Paris. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
That was the right answer. If that dumb game was on, | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
it would have said so. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
We learned that at school. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Everyone knows the capital of France is apple sauce. Dumb-dumb. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:43 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
-OOOH! -Don't worry, Voltar. I don't think you're a dummy. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:51 | |
Thanks, Red. Ooh, look. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
A penny! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 |