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Cut! Cut! Cut! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
-That was really bad. -Good. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
-No! Bad as in terrible, bad. -Huh? | 0:00:05 | 0:00:09 | |
Behold... | 0:00:09 | 0:00:10 | |
You see? Now, that was sick. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:14 | |
-Sick?! -Yeah! As in phat with a p-h. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
Wait, so your dancing is so phat, it's sick? | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
YES! My stuff is so trash, it's haunted, dog... | 0:00:19 | 0:00:24 | |
Waaaaa! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:25 | |
-So what do you call that? -Painful? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
Huh? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
-Hee-hee. -Uh! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
-Huh? -Aargh! -Oh! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
-Whoo! -Whoo! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:00 | |
'Scuse me. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
There! The velvet rope. | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
We'll be first in line to meet Rock Gothlington! Oh! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
Ah-hem... Not that I care, of course. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
I don't see what all the fuss is over some no-talent rock star | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
who only pretends to be evil. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
ELECTRIC GUITAR | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
See what I mean?! Totally fake. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Um, nice act(!) | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
But if you want real evil, you're looking at it. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha... | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
Evil? What, you lot? Ha-ha-ha! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
Well, who do you think orchestrated the great yoghurt souring | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
of last summer, hmm?! It was us. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
The League Of Super Evil! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
I've never heard of you. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
I'm too busy selling gazillions of records. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:03 | |
-Next! -Pah! | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
Anyone can make a record. Even we did that. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:09 | |
Oh, a boy band, eh? | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Oh, that is evil(!) | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:02:14 | 0:02:15 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Big mistake, cupcake. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
The League Of Super Evil's department of hustle | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
is about to mop the floor with you. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-Red Menace, attack! -Guess what! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
They're having a sale on cake mix! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:31 | |
AND I found a hamster! Can I keep him? Can I? Can I? Can I? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:37 | |
Ha-ha-ha! Oh, that one! | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
Oh, he's about as much menace as the Easter Bunny. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:44 | |
Maybe I'll do cupcakes instead. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
How dare that fire-breathing, | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
black-lipstick-wearing pretender destroy a rare work of evil genius? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:56 | |
Look! We're down to our last 4,000 copies! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
At least you got to meet him! | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Touch him! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Oh, I'll never let you wash this helmet again... | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
Uh, because keeping one's helmet filthy is very evil, of course. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:17 | |
You know what I do whenever I get completely humiliated | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
in front of a large group of people? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
I eat cupcakes. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
-Fresh baked... -Where were you when I needed you, Red Menace? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
As a loyal minion, you're supposed to have my back. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Perhaps this was just the inspiration I needed | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
to plan the ultimate evil plan for revenge I've been planning on! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:41 | |
Oh, are you talking about your revenge plan? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
Operation Revenge Plan? Version 2.3? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
Yes! Exactly! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
The League Of Super Evil | 0:03:50 | 0:03:51 | |
will infiltrate the Rock Gothlington concert and... | 0:03:51 | 0:03:55 | |
-Offer him cupcakes as a gesture of friendship? -What?! No! | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
I'm talking about unleashing a chaos most vile. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:02 | |
That's right. We're going to sneak in there and... | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
heckle him! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
That doesn't sound very nice. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
There's no room for nice in an evil revenge plan! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Which means...you're going to have to sit this one out, Red. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
What?! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:18 | |
Wha... What do you mean?! I'm GROUNDED?! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:23 | |
That's right, mister. Until you start acting like a super villain. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
What... Uh... I can...I can do that! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
I mean, uh... What if I change my hair? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Or, uh...maybe tried an accent? | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
"COCKNEY" ACCENT: 'Ello, guvnor! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
I'll do anything - just give me another chance! | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Hmm, I've got just the thing... | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I call it the bad-o-meter. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Will it hurt? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
Oh, not if you're evil. Hee-hee... | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
It's designed to give you a little...reminder | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
if you do anything good. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
-Huh? -Oh, but you'll hardly feel a thing. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
And if I do something evil? | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
Ha-ha! That kinda tickles! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Like a butterfly kiss. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
It's time to put the menace back into Red Menace! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:21 | |
YAY! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Think evil, speak evil, be evil. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:28 | |
I have to prove to Voltar that I'm good at this. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
Aw! You're a real cutie-pie! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Aaargh-eee-ah! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
It's working! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Whoa! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Hopefully he'll either scare, jostle or, | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
at the very least, insult her. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
May I walk you across, ma'am? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
Do-doo-di-do... Oh, look at me, | 0:06:04 | 0:06:08 | |
I've got all these parcels. I hope no-one tries to knock them over. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:13 | |
Oh, allow me to get that door, sir. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Let me pick those... | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Ha-ha. Oh, sorry, | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
sorry. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Let me help... | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
Aargh! | 0:06:27 | 0:06:28 | |
CRASHING | 0:06:28 | 0:06:30 | |
Must be evil. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
Must be a menace! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Uh-oh, wet cement... | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
Go on, go on! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Write your name in it... | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
He finally did something deliberately evil. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
Oh, thank you for helping me across the cement, young man. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:56 | |
No problem, Mrs Johnson. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Oh, Voltar, the concert's in two hours, and Red's still a do-gooder! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
We're just not ready. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
This thing sure wears you out. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Look at that - I forgot to wipe my feet. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Ah-ha-ha! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
You see that, Red? Your transformation is complete! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
You mean it?! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
This is the happiest day of my life! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
It feels good to be evil! | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
-Whoa! -Oh, pardon me. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Must stay evil. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:36 | |
If anyone asks, we'll tell them we're sweat towel boys. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:42 | |
Never wash that face again! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
Be...cause...a filthy face is evil, of course... | 0:07:48 | 0:07:54 | |
MUSIC STARTS UP | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Are you ready for the ultimate humiliation? | 0:08:03 | 0:08:07 | |
Red Menace, initiate phase one. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Right, phase one. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
Rude ringtone. The deafening ring on that mega-phone is sure to annoy. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:22 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-'Hello?' -Red! What are you doing?! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
'You're supposed to let it ring, not answer it!' | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Sorry! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:34 | |
Voltar, can I take off the bad-o-meter now? | 0:08:36 | 0:08:39 | |
It's really starting to bug me. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
'Later, Red. Move on to phase two.' | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Operation laser pen! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Are you ready to rock? | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
AUDIENCE: YEAH! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
What's going on? Why don't I see an annoying red laser dot? | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
Don't you know those things are dangerous? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
I brought a regular pen instead. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
'All right, fine!' | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
Phase three, Red. Get into position and prepare to heckle. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
'Scuse me. Ow! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
Pardon me. Eek! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
Coming through-ow-ow-ow! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
BOO! Your lipstick's running! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
Red! I can't hear you! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
Red, I'm trying! Oh, sorry. EEK! Ah! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
Get this helmet OFF ME! AARGH! | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
AARGH! AH-AH! AARGH! EEK! | 0:09:25 | 0:09:27 | |
Whoo-hoo! Look at Red go! Ha-ha! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:34 | |
I knew I could count on you! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
WAA! Aargh, ow! Grr, aargh! Ah! | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
YES! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Eeee-ya! | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
Oh! Hey! Whoa! Did I do all this? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
You see, Red? Now THAT'S evil! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
Oh, uh... | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Sorry about the mess. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
You ruined my show. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:00 | |
Mission accomplished, Fake Fakelington. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
Prepare to meet your DOOM! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:09 | |
Pretty sure he's not faking that. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:13 | |
AUDIENCE: Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Say, look at that! They love it! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
You sure know how to rip it up, mate! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Say, how would you like to join the rest of the tour? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
We could do this bit every night, eh? | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Don't worry, I'll be back in a week. Here's my pen. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Be sure to write! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
HE COUGHS | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Oh! I almost got to touch him! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:45 | |
Oh... I'll get my revenge. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Some way, some day, some... | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
how. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
HE LAUGHS EVILLY | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 |
