Suzie Scouts League of Super Evil


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-What's that, Doktor Frogg?

-This is my new hypno-fire device.

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Now, walk like a chicken.

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-HE CLUCKS

-This works better

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than I thought. Make funny face.

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-Now, make me a sandwich, minion.

-Make it, yourself.

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-I thought you were hypnotised.

-No, I was having fun.

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Worthless thing.

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HE CLUCKS

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Gee, thanks a lot, mister.

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See you next year.

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Curse those cute little do-gooder

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Suzy Scouts and their infernal once a year cookie sale.

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It's just impossible to say no.

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GIGGLING

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Coming!

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GIGGLING >

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Oh, you squirrel. You've tricked me for the last time.

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SQUIRREL GIGGLES

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Rodent!

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Show yourself, rodent.

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Morning, sir.

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-I'm selling...

-What? No. I'm not interested.

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-I've got a squirrel to stop.

-Oh, but sir...

-No!

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I don't believe it. He said, "No."

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That guy actually said, "No."

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I can't believe my ears.

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MUMBLING OF "NO?"

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ALARM RINGS

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What do you mean, "He said, 'No.'"?

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Nobody refuses Suzy Scout cookies.

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That's what I said and he slammed the door right in my face.

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He was a a great big meanie.

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Did you bat your eyelashes? Did you say "pretty please"?

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I'm no rookie.

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I earned my cutesy badge way before the other girls figured out

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how to put their sashes on.

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I did everything by the book.

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Listen, missy. You're a Suzy Scout.

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You're going back out there and you're gonna sell, sell, sell!

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I will not fail, sir.

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Hey! There's a crowd of people on the lawn

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Maybe they're protesting Doomageddon's yard pies again?

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HE LAUGHS

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I heard he's a giant of a man.

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Not so much in the tall sense but in the brave sense

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for saying, "No" to Suzy Scout cookies.

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-Well, I was there and I saw the whole thing.

-Ooh!

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A witness! A witness.

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Share with us the story of how this great one said, "No."

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Uh, well,

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the Suzy Scout kid walked right up to his door and rang the doorbell.

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-Like this.

-Ooh!

-Yes?

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-And then the guy said...

-Yes?

-.."no, go away,"

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and slammed the door.

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"Slammed the door"!

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It's clear he possesses a strength so great, he can say, "No"

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and live without guilt.

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If only he would grace us with his teachings.

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CROWD: No! No! No!

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Look!

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That guy's trimmed our hedge to look like Voltar.

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Should I vaporise... I mean, shoo them away, Voltar?

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Would you keep it down.

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I'm putting the finishing touches to my squirrel trap.

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HE CACKLES

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That flea-ridden nut-chucker won't know what hit him.

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Voltar, maybe you should leave the sinister devices to me.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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I'll handle this.

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It's him!

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THEY GASP

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Hey, get off my lawn.

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A test? The one who said "No" is testing us.

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Are we going to get off his lawn?

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CROWD: No!

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HE MUTTERS

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All hail the one who said "No"!

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CROWD: No! No! No!

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Uh, maybe I was a little rash.

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All right. I've changed my mind.

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All those bowing and chanting in favour of me may stay.

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THEY CHEER

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Not bad, considering I haven't unveiled

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my evil squirrel-catching plan yet.

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Wow, Voltar.

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You have your very own following. I'm gonna whip up some iced tea.

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Voltar, this is wonderful.

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We can make these glassy-eyed nay-sayers do our evil bidding.

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Keep your cruddy claws off, Frogg!

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These gassy no-sayers are mine.

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And I've decided they're gonna help me build my squirrel trap.

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HE CACKLES

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Yes, Voltar.

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He has a name. The one who says "No"...

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has a name.

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All hail...Voltar!

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THEY CHEER

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< Hey, mister.

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I'm back!

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THEY GASP

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CROWD: Oh, no! Oh, no!

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I'll warn you, you won't be able to say, "No" this time.

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SQUIRREL GIGGLES

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Back again, you little pest? Well, now I have an army to defeat you.

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You think you can mess with me. I say, "No!" Scram!

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He did it again. He said, "No."

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THEY CHEER

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Voltar! Voltar! What are you doing?

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You can't say "no" to the Suzy Scouts!

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I'm sorry, Frogg,

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I can't hear you over the cheers of my adoring minions.

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You're gonna be so sorry you tangled with this Suzy Scout!

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I'll be BACK!

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CROWD: No! No! No!

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No again?

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It looks like he's built up an army of nay-sayers. This means WAR!

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We are sending in the Cookie Commandos!

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CROWD CHANTS: No! No! No! No!

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Imagine a world without those irksome little twerps.

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It shall be a paradise!

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CROWD CHEERS

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Eh?!

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I knew it!

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Nobody says no to the Suzy Scouts and gets away with it!

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Voltar, we're under attack!

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Of course we're under attack...by tiny pests who ring our doorbells.

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CROWD: Hear hear! Hear hear!

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These are the commandos.

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They're the dumbest cookies.

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Don't just stand there, DO SOMETHING!

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Not to worry, brother. Voltar has the power of no. He will protect us.

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Red, it's up to us. We've got to save Voltar.

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Followers, I have been thinking.

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It is time we took my message to a wider audience.

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No!

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Mmm!

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THEY SCREAM

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These cute little invaders have taken advantage for too long.

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Behold, as Voltar says no to the invaders.

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CROWD CHANTS: No! No! No! No!

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No! No! No! No! No! No!

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What?

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Oh, no!

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At first I thought they were cute. So little, so harmless.

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The more they came knocking,

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the more I realised how insidious they were.

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The time to act is now!

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Cookie!

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THEY SCREAM

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Voltar has triumphed once again!

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Hoo-ha ha-ha!

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My trap worked.

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Now those little doorbell ringers will never bother me again!

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Mmmm!

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DREAMY MUSIC PLAYS

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THEY GASP

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Oh, I've gotta have more of these.

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Red Menace, why didn't you tell me it was Suzy Scout time again?

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You know how much I love those cookies.

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Um, I'll take three, no, four boxes of Misty Minties.

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Right away, Mister.

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Five boxes of Coconut Chocolates. Just give me everything you've got!

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B-But I don't understand?!

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You said "yes"?

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Of course I said "yes". No-one says no to Suzy Scouts.

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You're nothing but a fraud and a phoney!

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-We believed!

-So we didn't catch a squirrel.

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THEY GRUMBLE

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So much for our army of mindless minions!

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Mmmm!

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Grrr, squirrel!

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THEY GIGGLE

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Hey!

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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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Curses!

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