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OK, let's hear it.

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GIRLY GIGGLE

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No, no!

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That was more of a... "mwaaah" type of sound.

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Mwaah-ha-ha-ha...ha-ha!

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Don't even think, just do!

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OK. I'll try.

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BELLOWS: Mwaah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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CRASHING

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HE COUGHS

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-Too much?

-Yeah.

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Maybe a little.

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MANIACAL LAUGHTER

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-Huh?!

-NERVOUS LAUGH

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Huh?

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HE HUMS A TUNE

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Ah!

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Red Menace, what are you doing?

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Um, I'm just reading, Voltar.

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Reading?! What has gotten into you, Red?

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Reading is NOT evil!

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But this is the new Genius Book Of World Wreckers.

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Some of the records are amazing!

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Most destructor rays aimed at a continent.

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Largest skull-shaped island lair.

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Oh, oh! Longest toss of a sidekick.

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Skullossus!

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HE'S in there?!

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114 times.

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-And that's a record.

-Oh!

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I guess I have to be in this record book

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just as much as any super villain.

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BANG, SCREAMING

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-HE COUGHS

-I see you found my stink grenade.

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Let the search for the record that will ensure my place

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as the greatest and most evil of villains, begin!

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Mmm, no. That doomsday device looks too heavy.

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Where would we get all that plutonium?

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An alternate universe is really expensive.

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Oh, I've found it!

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The most evil and vile record of all!

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Mwaah-ha-ha-ha!

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OK, things needed for Voltar's record-breaking attempt -

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official world records judge...

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Check.

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..Voltar holding a bucket of water while attached

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to a giant slingshot... Check.

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You expect to beat Skullossus' record

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for extinguishing the most suns using a bucket of water

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-and a slingshot?

-That would be pure folly.

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That's why I'm taking sun screen!

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Let's go! I've got my first sun to extinguish!

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Here we go!

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Hee! Aha!

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Darkness.

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The Great Voltar has extinguished his first of many suns!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

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I figured darkness would be way less bright.

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Now, OK, attempt number two.

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Most cities enslaved. Current record holder - Skullossus.

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The cities of the world don't stand a chance against...this!

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HIGH-PITCHED INTERFERENCE

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People of Metrotown, I, the Great Voltar,

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hereby command you to bow to my greatness!

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GENERAL HUMDRUM CONTINUES

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I said, bow down!

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See? It's just a matter of time before the rest of the city

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bows before me!

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Record number 264 - most Mongolian fighting voles stuffed down shirt!

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VOLE SNARLS

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VOLTAR CRIES OUT NERVOUSLY

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Record number 632 - most candy stolen from a baby.

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BABY LAUGHS AND GURGLES

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BABY CONTINUES TO LAUGH AND GURGLE

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Ah...

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Record number 1003 - loudest soup slurping.

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HE SLURPS

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LOUD SLURPING

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HE BURPS LOUDLY

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Ooh! Not good book full of silly records...

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impossible to break! Oooh!

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Why...won't...you...be...destroyed?!

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HE GASPS Voltar!

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I've found the perfect record for you.

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And it's really easy.

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All you have to do is crush some flowers

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while you bounce on a pogo stick for a measly 30 minutes.

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Pogo stick? 30 minutes? That's all?

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Well, start etching my name into that record book, Red Menace.

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Cos those flowers are as good as bounced on! Mwaah-ha-ha-ha!

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Hey, what's a pogo stick?

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Ta-da!

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The Self-Levelling Gyropogominator!

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Oooh, good name.

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Very catchy.

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Let me see that!

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And very comfortable.

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Oooh!

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Is that electronic foot-massaging action I feel?

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Of course!

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Oh, what's this dial do?

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-No!

-Hey!

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Do not, under any circumstances, touch that dial!

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The slightest increase in power could cause

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the Self-Levelling Gyropogominator MK1 to overload!

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And...

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-MUFFLED:

-Oh, my God. Don't turn the dial.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah! I get it.

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Now, less peeping, more leaping.

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CRASHING

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You know it might work better if we wait till we're outside.

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New attempt - evil pogo jumping.

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You must remain on the bouncing apparatus at all times.

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Each bounce must have a destructive result.

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Time to beat - 30 minutes.

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Ready, set...

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Y'arr! Avast ye flower lubbers!

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Who is that guy?!

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And what's a "lubber"?

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That's the current record holder - Briny Bart

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the Bouncing Barbary Barnacle.

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What?! How can this maritime misfit hold any kind of evil record?

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Unless it's for smelling like a sun-dried sea cucumber. Phew!

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Scoff all ye might.

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But I be here to defend me flower-bouncing record.

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Frogg's awesome turbo pogo thingy against a wooden leg?

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Yeah, that ought to be good for a laugh.

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Y'arr!

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Ho! Yo ho!

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THEY GASP Yo, ahoy!

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Watch me. Once up the mast! HE LAUGHS

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We're doomed.

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How can my Self-Levelling Gyropogominator MK1

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beat a guy with a pogo stick for a leg?

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Not to worry, Frogg.

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We will do what every super-villain team in existence has done

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when faced with double whopping odds - we'll...cheat.

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THEY ALL SCREAM

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Cheating is not only allowed, it's encouraged.

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These are evil records.

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And...go!

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-These flowers and leaves are both to be crushed, Matey!

-Oh, so you say!

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Mwahahahaha!

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Ooh!

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Aaargh!

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Arrr!

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-Oh, my!

-Hi there, Mrs Johnson.

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You know when the best time to garden is, right?

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Later.

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Well...

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'Scuse me, I...

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Oh, boy!

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-I think a cougar just wandered into your house.

-Ooh!

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Ha-harrr!

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Arr!

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Ha-harrr!

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30 minutes. The record is broken.

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You're both still standing, so the first one to drop loses.

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Arrr! You look a little under the weather, lad!

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Ready to swim ashore, eh? Ha-ha-ha!

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OH! Why, you...!

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'Do not touch that dial.'

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Voltar! Stop!

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Aaaaaaaaaaargh!

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He-hee, ha-ha.

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Aaaaaaargh!

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Waah!

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DOOR OPENS

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# La, la, la, diddy oh do... #

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Aaaaargh!

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Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

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Y'arr! Ha, ha-ha har!

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Aren't I to be crowned the winner yet?

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Not so fast!

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It'll take a lot more than jumping out of control for ME to lose!

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Oh!

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Argh!

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Oh!

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Congratulations, you are the last man hopping.

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The new world record is yours.

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Y'arr!

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Better luck next time, chum.

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Ha, ha-ha!

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Uh? Uh? NO!

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HE PANTS

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-Congratulations!

-Huh?

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You broke the record for the most failed attempts at a record.

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-Oh!

-Now don't call us again!

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Ever.

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Yes!

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Not only did I make a new evil world record,

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I left an undeniable path of destruction in my wake!

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Let this neighbourhood once again tremble in my presence!

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Thanks for the treats!

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Oh, ho-ho!

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Yup, definitely trembling.

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Can you believe it?

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Mrs Johnson was just about to tear out here OWN flower garden

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and plant mixed European legumes! We did her a big favour.

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What?! Oh, nuts.

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At least you've got your award.

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Hmm, you're right, Red.

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I declare victory!

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Ah!

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Argh! Skullossus?

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Number of awards destroyed - 352.

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And that's a record.

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