Evil Never Sleeps League of Super Evil


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Voltar, please don't do this. He's the fastest on the block.

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I have to for the honour of the League Of Super Evil.

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And go!

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VOLTAR LAUGHS

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VOLTAR GASPS

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Fix these things!

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VOLTAR SCREAMS

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SIREN

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Did I win...?

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CACKLES

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VOLTAR GASPS

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THEY YELP AND GRUNT

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Gentlemen, the moment has arrived.

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Tonight, the League Of Super Evil faces its greatest rival...

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Doktor Frogg, status report.

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Stupid screwdriver... Ow!

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-Who put that there?!

-On schedule. Red Menace?

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Supply list alphabetised and triple-checked!

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Then you may proceed.

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I need you back in exactly 38 minutes with those supplies.

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Yes, sir, roger that, Voltar!

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This time, victory will be ours!

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-Oh, pardon me.

-Why, hello there.

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May I say, what excellent posture you have.

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I wish I could say the same for my sweet cat Minsey,

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-but she put the "hunch" in hunchback.

-LAUGHS

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I think she does it on purpose to get attention.

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Think of all the yoga positions named after cats.

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It proves they can manipulate their bodies whichever way they want.

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SHE GIGGLES

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'Be back with the supplies in exactly 38 minutes!'

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...Can you believe that? I said, "Cat, it's your lucky day..."

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Sorry, got to go!

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I got them! Microwave popcorn, fizzy soda, classic and mega fizzy,

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mint flavoured toothpicks, glow-in-the-dark adhesive bandages.

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Hee-hee, now nothing can stop us from staying up late

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to watch the midnight monster movie marathon!

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HE CACKLES

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Except that it comes on way past our bedtime

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and we've never been able to stay awake for it... Ever!

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Which is why Doktor Frogg has invented his...

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whatchamathingadoodle, eliminating all need for sleep!

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CACKLES THEN SNORES

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RED YAWNS

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Say good night to bedtime and good morning to...

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the Awakenator!

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Wow!

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Now, if you would just step into the sleep-depriving gaze.

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WHIRRING

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I feel surprisingly refreshed!

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Men, tonight we shall conquer the midnight monster movie marathon

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ONCE AND FOR ALL!

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I can't blink.

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Isn't it great, Doomy? Now, we can stay up all night just like you do.

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Ssh, Red, the movie is starting.

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The Monster Of Comatown!

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Oooh, that sounds scary.

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-Does that boy remind you of someone?

-Sssh.

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Argh!

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MAN SNORES

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Agh! Uh-oh! Oh no! No!

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BOY SCREAMS

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Agh! I can't watch.

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I...I...I can't shut my eyes! AGH!

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Tell me when it's over!

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SCREAMING AND WHIMPERING

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We did it, men, and still wide awake!

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A-ha-ha!

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Red, you can come out now.

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-Agh!

-I was looking for my lip balm.

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Found it! Ha-ha...

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Do you realise what this means?

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Other villains may have cornered the market on daytime evil,

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but with the Awakenator, we'll own the night!

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THUD

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Ow.

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Tonight, we will...

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..make macaroni salad! Huh?

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-Ugh!

-No, wait, that's my recipe cabinet.

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Tonight, we will execute one, if not many,

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of these supremely brilliant plans!

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Why, you ask?

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Because evil never sleeps. CACKLES

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-Red Menace.

-Supplies!

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I'm on it.

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CRASH!

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SHOP ASSISTANT SCREAMS

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Hello there again!

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Have you ever stared at a light bulb too long?

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You know how you get that fuzzy spot stuck in your eye?

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-Yesterday, I was on my motorcycle...

-I got to go!

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..the neighbour's window.

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WIND WHISTLES

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Huh?

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-Agh!

-MAN SNORES

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No! This can't be happening!

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It's just like that movie.

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Wah! Oh! Agh!

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Ugh! Argh! Agh!

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Voltar, Metrotown is turning into Comatown!

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People are falling asleep everywhere!

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That's because they don't have an Awakenator.

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But, Voltar...

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-I yawned!

-HIGH-PITCHED SCREECH

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To the Awakenator!

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Oh, feels like I just woke up!

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VOLTAR MUMBLES

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Spring beach umbrella, no!

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High noon hang-glider heist? No!

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I know the perfect plan for night time evil is in here!

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I am sure the metatonic time formula is conversely affected

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by the light-distance continuum,

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but if only I could figure out why these pencils keep breaking.

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-Hey!

-Argh!

-I've got an idea.

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How about we stay home tonight? You and Frogg can ramble incoherently

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in the comfort of our own lair and I'll make fudge.

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Not a chance, Red.

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Why? Because I've found it!

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Tonight, we'll unleash our biggest evil scheme yet.

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While Metrotown sleeps, we will be

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putting this rainbow wig

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on the statue of city founder Jeremiah Metrotown.

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CACKLES DEMONICALLY

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DOKTOR FROGG AND VOLTAR LAUGH

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Hey, when you got 24 evil hours in a day,

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you can afford a little extra evil laugh time.

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Red Menace, go get these crucial items for tonight's mission!

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WIND WHISTLES

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Something is very, very wrong.

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Did you know that one in four people can whistle through their nose?

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My grandfather's a champion nose whistler.

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I remember the day he won the nasal gold in the all-nasal...

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It's just like that movie.

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You're the monster of Comatown!

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..fabulous recipe for a beet salad that my...

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No-o-o-o-o!

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I'm too young to sleep!

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-PANTS:

-I thought she was a nice lady,

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-but she put the neighbourhood to sleep and we're next!

-Red!

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You're talking nonsense.

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The Monster Of Comatown was just a movie!

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VOLTAR SNORES

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I yawned! Doktor Frogg, charge up the Awakenator

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for a maximum blast!

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Higher!

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Well, I feel perfectly refreshed!

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Actually, the machine blew up before we could even...

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Idle chit-chat, Frogg!

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Now, under the invigorating cloak of darkness,

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our plan to funkify Jeremiah Metrotown will triumph!

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THUD

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FROGG YAWNS

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SNORING

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You see, she was here too.

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For the last time, Red, there is no...

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Agh!

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Beautiful night for a stroll, isn't it?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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-CHATTERS:

-Oh, it's her...

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You know, the healing properties of lint were...

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She's no monster, she's simply boring people to sleep.

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THUD

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Oh no! We've lost Frogg!

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My plan is foolproof, nothing can stop the great...

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let me just shut my eyes for a second...

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HE SNORES

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Everyone seems so tired these days. I wonder if it's anything to do...

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Those birds seem to be chirping at a slightly higher...

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You know, Jeremiah Metrotown here is a great listener.

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Oh my, don't you have such great chiselled features?

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Argh!

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RED SIGHS

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THUD

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RED SNORES

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..with a windshield wiper...

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SNORING

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Ugh! Red, what happened? Tell me! Tell me!

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CRASH!

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Ye-e-es!

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Victory! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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We're so good, we can do evil in our sleep!

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Early this morning, recent super-villain escapee

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Cat Chatsworth was recaptured after ravaging Metrotown

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with her sleep-inducing power of non-stop talking.

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Since when has it been a crime to have a friendly conversation?

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I might have put that wig on and...

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She is also suspected of defiling the city's most beloved landmark.

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What! No! That was us.

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That was... SNORING

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CAT CONTINUES TALKING

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