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HE HUMS

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FLUSHING

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EVIL LAUGHTER

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Look, Voltar, we made another wobbly chair.

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Another evil accomplishment for our scrapbook of evil accomplishments.

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-Meh.

-What's the matter, Voltar?

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No, "Victory"?

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Or, "Moo-hoo ha-ha-ha"?

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Do you realise we've managed to pull of our last 87 evil schemes

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completely un-opposed?

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What's the fun in being evil if no-one tries to stop you?

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Oh! Glory Guy - the city's greatest hero.

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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And Skullossus - the city's greatest villian!

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Now that's more like it!

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Enjoy your plight, Skullossus!

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Aaargh! Curse you, Glory Guy...!

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All in a day's work, citizens.

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Whoa. Did you see that?!

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Why can't we have someone try and stop US like that?

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Oh! Our very own arch-nemesis!

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Interesting...

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What about Glory Guy? I'll go ask him.

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Wait! What are you doing?! No, not him!

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Ahem, excuse me, Mr Glory, sir?

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Thanks for the support, citizen.

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Ah... No, I want you to have this.

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It's my team's scrapbook of evil accomplishments.

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We want you to be our arch-nemesis.

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NERVOUS GIGGLES

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Adorable!

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I'll put it on my fridge as soon as I get back to the Halls Of Glory.

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You're quite the talented little artist, young man.

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Now, remember to brush your school, eat your teeth and stay in veggies!

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Glory awaits!

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What did he say?! What did he say?! Is he going to be our arch-nemesis?

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Uh, no.

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HE GROANS

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Don't worry there, boss. We'll find us an arch-nemesis.

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I promise.

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Ha-ha-ha! Why, look, it is time to clean up aisle 10.

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Yeah, sorry, you're not quite what we're looking for.

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Don't quit your day job. Next!

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Aaaargh!

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Next!

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Hwuh!

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Hey, come on, guys, give old Injustice Gene a chance.

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Next.

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This is an arch-nemesis audition, not a talent show.

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(Put the bunny in the maybe pile.)

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Aw, evil scrapbook. Ha-ha-ha.

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HE GASPS Having a barbecue and not inviting any of the neighbours! Littering!

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HE GASPS Cloning chickens!

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Sweet glory! This league IS super evil!

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Glory away!

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Beat it, Gene. NEXT!

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Is every decent hero in this city

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too scared to face the League Of Super Evil?!

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CRASHING

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I, Glory Guy, am here to put an end

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to this league of evil's tyrannical reign of...uh...evil!

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Now that's what I'm talking about!

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Congratulations, Glory Guy, you've got the job!

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Might I add, on a personal note,

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that I'm very glad you reconsidered, Mr Glory, sir.

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But... I...

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Now, I'm warning you - being the League Of Super Evil's foil

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won't be easy.

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We ARE the city's most diabolical villains, after all.

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Now, you go home and get yourself a good night's sleep.

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Shoo, shoo, shoo.

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We'll see you tomorrow morning, 9 o'clock sharp.

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Uh... But I...

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-Ahem...

-We just got ourselves an arch-nemesis!

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-Whoo-hoo!

-YES!

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GASPS

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Foolish humans of Earth,

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I, the mighty Skullossus,

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have initiated my most dastardly plan yet -

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Operation Shoot Earth Into The Sun!

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GRUMBLING

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I... I know it doesn't sound as catchy

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as my other operation names, but...

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hey, what can you do?

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Meh. Glory Guy'll save us, he always does.

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Yeah, whatever...

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HE CHUCKLES EVILLY

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Aaaargh!

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This city is now safe from malicious littering!

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EVIL CHUCKLING

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Zap!

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This city is now safe from sinister science experiments.

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Hey! That was a chocolate shake!

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HE SIGHS

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CLINK

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Aaaargh!

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I declare victory over your evil parking violations!

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He's like some kind of extra-super hero.

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Ssh! He's going to hear you!

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Maybe if we stop being evil for a day of two

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he'll find some other villain to heroically defeat.

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Pur-lease! That's like, like, like, like asking the sun

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to stop growing unnaturally large in the sky!

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The League Of Super Evil will not be intimidated.

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We will laugh in the face of super-heroic harrassment. Ha-ha-ha!

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Ready to fire, Voltar!

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All right, minions,

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commence Operation Make People Slip And Maybe Even Fall Down...

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Huh, I know it's not as catchy as my other operation names,

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but what can you do?

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Fire the banana peel gun!

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I added a few drops of mutation serum for kicks, you know.

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Aaargh! Aaaargh!

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EVIL CHUCKLING

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Now cars will have to slow down

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or risk careening slightly out of control!

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Cars careening slightly out of control?!

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Sorry for being late, I was on my lunch break.

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Glory, charge!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Computer, Glory Guy IS on his way to stop me, right?

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Negative, Skullossus.

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What do you mean?! He always tries to stop me!

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Glory Guy, located.

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'Glory Guy demands you pick up those banana peels!'

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He's fighting another villain?

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Man! It's hotter than my heat vision out here.

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Come on, let us do evil just this once.

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Think of all the time you'd save - you could take up scrapbooking.

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Please?!

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No.

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I don't mean to interrupt your whole hero thing,

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but can I attract your attention to the more pressing matter of,

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oh, I don't know,

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the sun growing unnaturally larger in the sky?!

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Caught you red-handed, Glory.

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Skullossus! Uh... This isn't what it looks like.

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I was going to call you, honest!

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I thought WE were arch-nemeses.

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I thought we had something special.

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Uh... I, I guess I got a little carried away. You know me.

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I even went to the trouble of launching the Earth into the SUN!

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The...Earth...

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into the sun?!

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You...did that for me?

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I didn't know you cared so much.

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Here's a taste of Glory, Skullossus!

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Huh, I missed that.

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Prepare to be vapourised, Glory Guy!

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Glory, away!

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Ya!

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CHEERING

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You're the only arch-nemesis for me, Skullossus.

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Ya-ha!

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Aaaaargh! Cool!

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CHEERING

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Yeah, that's right, Glory Guy!

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You'll never stop the League Of Super Evil's evil banana peels!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Ah... Victory.

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ALL: Whoo-hoo!

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