20,000 Crunches Under the Sea League of Super Evil


20,000 Crunches Under the Sea

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I hope everyone's hungry for pie!

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I really tried to like it, Doktor Frogg, but I just can't.

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This is, by far, the most vile baked good

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ever to emerge from an oven, Doktor Frogg.

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So, in other words, perfect for the neighbourhood bake sale.

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Ah...!

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-GURGLING

-Oh...

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PRRRRRRP!

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Do something!

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EVIL LAUGHTER

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VERY LOUD CRUNCHING

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'Ahoy, there!'

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Weigh anchor and set sail for the all-ahead full flavour

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of Admiral Crispwell's Crispy Cracks.

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It might be the fresh potatoes,

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the 900 degree crisping boiler

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or the mysterious chemicals we add for flavour,

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but my Crispy Cracks are now 1,000% guaranteed

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to give a satisfying crunch.

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VERY LOUD CRUNCH

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Yep, that's a great crunch.

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Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

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I will vince this invincible crunch.

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VERY LOUD CRUNCH

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All right, so... this isn't going to be easy.

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-We'll need a plan.

-A plan?

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It's simple. All we need to do is...

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Use my plan.

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GROANS

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Now. The Crispy Crack expects to be crunched,

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so we'll have to surprise it.

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With a party?!

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No!

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With EVIL!

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BOTH: Aaaargh!

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VERY LOUD CRUNCH

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Oh...

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I'm telling you, Voltar, all you have to do is...

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You're absolutely right, Frogg, plan B it is.

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-We bore the crunch.

-Oh...

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VERY LOUD CRUNCH

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Aaaargh!

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Curse you, Admiral Crispwell and your guaranteed crunch.

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If anyone was asking me, you could always just get them wet...

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Ah-ha!

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I've just had the most brilliant guaranteed crunch-busting plan ever!

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We...will get the chip wet!

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Oh...

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I give you the Sog-bogger Extreme!

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This ingenious device will force a cubic tonne of water

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into one single Crispy Crack!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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In the morning, this Crispy Crack will be soggier than...

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An aquatic Siberian sea hamster

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who's frantically swimming across the frozen tundra

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trying to escape hungry alligators and anacondas?

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Uh... Sure. Why not?

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SNORING

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BRRRRRRR!

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That's strange, I never noticed this big aquarium before.

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HE GASPS

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Guys! The whole city is...

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Uh... Under water. Yes.

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Well, the Sog-bogger Extreme seems to have developed a small...leak

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overnight and, well, the city's been...completely evacuated.

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Do you know what this means?!

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That Crispy Crack must be soaked!

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To the yard!

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Eh...

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# League Of Super Evil. #

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No crunch can survive this much water.

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SQUELCHING

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Now that's an unsatisfying crunch.

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

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VICTORY! Now,

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let's go and make Admiral Crispwell honour his so-called guarantee.

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I hope he didn't evacuate with everybody else.

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Oh, he'll be there, Red. A captain always goes down with his chip.

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And he will go down.

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This is neat.

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We have the whole city to ourselves.

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To ourselves...?

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That Crispwell and his guarantee can wait.

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The League Of Super Evil will swim rampant through Metrotown!

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And no-one can stop us! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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The city may have been evacuated,

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but there's no telling what evil may still lurk beneath the surface.

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Fortunately, men, we have just the weapon for this.

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Go get 'em, boy.

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I pity any villain foolish enough to swim rampant through Metrotown

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on Dipper's watch.

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HE GIGGLES EVILLY

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Let the evil rampage...begin!

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Waaaaa!

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CANNON BALL!

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Aw, nuts.

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Wheee yaaahooooooo!

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Oh...

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HE GIGGLES EVILLY

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Not now, Red, I'm busy.

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I've had my eye on this diamond for...

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..years.

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Oh, no.

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'Aaaargh!'

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Is that a tuna playing basketball with a squid?

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Whatever it is, it won't stand in the way of our evil aquatic rampage.

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We should go.

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We have to surface.

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We can't stay down here with that crime-fighting porpoise!

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And let this chip re-crispify? No way, Frogg.

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We're getting to that snacktory and nothing can stop us.

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Voltar?

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All this water makes me need to...

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..you know.

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I can hold it.

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Into the aqua cave!

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Voltar? I really got to go.

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Get a hold of yourselves.

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Our ticket to a 1,000% guarantee

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is right there.

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The snacktory!

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I hope they have a bathroom.

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Swim for it!

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Um, Red - you distract the tuna.

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Uh, hi, Mr Army Dolphin.

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THUDDING AND SCREAMING

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Aaargh! He didn't go for my delay tactic.

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Eh, shouldn't we let him in?

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It's too late for him now, Frogg.

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Are you sure? Cos, you know... it seems like we had time.

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CRASHING

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'Ah, oh, no!'

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SILENCE

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There.

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NOW it's too late.

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Oh...

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Welcome aboard, friends.

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I thought I was the only hen left on deck in the city.

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You wish! We demand satisfaction.

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Your Crispy Cracks are crunchless!

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SQUELCHING

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A guarantee's a guarantee, and here ye are.

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One extra large family-sized bag of Super Crispy Cracks.

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Eh?!

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OK, two.

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VICTORY! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

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THEY BOTH LAUGH EVILLY

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CRASHING

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Sorry, I really have to go. Is there a little sailor's room around here?

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Down the hall, just past the periscope.

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To the victor goes the crunch!

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No, no, wait! There's too much water!

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Ah!

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SQUELCHING

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Oh...

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Aaargh!

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TOILET FLUSHING

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Uh, your towels are a little bit soggy.

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And now that we're back on dry land

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the fish is out of a job!

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Mwah-ha-ha-ha! Mwah-ha-ha-ha!

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Eh...

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This is why straws were invented, gentlemen.

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To drink soggy Crispy Cracks?

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Victory has never tasted so good. Mwah-ha...ow.

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Mwah-ha...ow.

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