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I think I've just discovered the formula for cold fusion! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:07 | |
I'll be the talk of the scientific community! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
That's great, Frogg(!) What'll it be, red, white or wheat? | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
CLOCK TICKS | 0:00:15 | 0:00:17 | |
I can't handle the pressure! Argh! | 0:00:18 | 0:00:22 | |
-Why do I even bother?! -White or wheat? -Wheat. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:28 | |
ALARM BLARES | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
HE YAWNS | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Huh? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:23 | |
HE GASPS | 0:01:25 | 0:01:26 | |
My hair must have grown a full three millimetres last night! | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
We'd better go get Doktor Frogg. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Thanks for the trim, Doktor Frogg. I know how allergic you are to hair. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
For a chance to try out my new laser trim 5500, | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
it's worth the risk. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
This should cut through even the most indestructible, | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
-super-soldier hair. -Oh! Perfect for my weekly toenail trim. Me next! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:58 | |
-Ugh! Fine! Hold still. -OK. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
Any sudden movement could be...extremely dangerous. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:07 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
-Ah! -My turn, my turn, my turn! -Argh! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
My hair! I need that hair for the Hair Fairy! | 0:02:29 | 0:02:33 | |
BOTH: Hair Fairy? CRASH! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Yes, the Hair Fairy. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
My Grand Menace always told me that when the stars and planets align, | 0:02:39 | 0:02:45 | |
when hamsters rain down, when the sound of bells fills the air, | 0:02:45 | 0:02:50 | |
the Hair Fairy will come to give untold riches | 0:02:50 | 0:02:54 | |
to those who have saved up enough hair for her. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
Riches? | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Oh! This is ludicrous! There is no Hair Fairy, Tooth Decay Gnome, | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
Summer Solstice Rat, and, OK, Kinder Kreep, but | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
the notion of a Hair Fairy is delusional! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:11 | |
Delusional or not, as Supreme Commander, I order us all to believe. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:16 | |
How much hair are we talking about here? | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Er, a closet full. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
This is what I've scraped together so far. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
HE WHEEZES | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Whoa! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
You mean, I've been living with this in my lair all this time?! | 0:03:36 | 0:03:40 | |
Don't worry, Doktor Frogg, once I put it all back in the closet, | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
you won't know it's there. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
HE SNEEZES REPEATEDLY | 0:03:47 | 0:03:48 | |
League of Super Evil! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
Hair, ugh! Gives me the shivers just thinking about it. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
HE WHIMPERS THEN SNEEZES | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
HE SNEEZES REPEATEDLY | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
VOLTAR MUMBLES | 0:04:09 | 0:04:12 | |
HE GASPS | 0:04:14 | 0:04:15 | |
Hmm. Argh! It's happening! | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Sorry, Voltar, it's bells and hamsters, not harps and fish. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
HE GROANS | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Don't let me down, rodent! | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
What are you waiting for? Rain! | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
HE GROANS | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Oh, what a day. I've sneezed up quite an appetite. Huh? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:50 | |
Agh! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
DOKTOR FROGG SNEEZES | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
DOOMAGEDDON LAUGHS | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
The bells! The bells! | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
Hey, keep it quiet over there. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
I am heralding the entrance of the Hair Fairy, you ingrate! | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
VOLTAR GROANS | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Oh, goodie! Another hair for the closet. Huh? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:26 | |
HE SNEEZES | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
HE SNORES | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
HE GASPS | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
HE SQUEALS | 0:05:47 | 0:05:48 | |
Argh! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:53 | |
NO! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
This hair madness must stop! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:09 | |
VOLTAR LAUGHS | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
The planets converge! | 0:06:14 | 0:06:17 | |
-Voltar, it's happening. -Of course it's happening. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
It took me all day to cut these out. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
No, look! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
Yes! Soon the untold riches of the Hair Fairy will be mine! Ha ha ha! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:37 | |
Huh? HE SNIFFS | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
RED MENACE SNIFFS | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
That doesn't smell like Doktor Frogg's usual lab accidents. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
Foul clippings plague me no more. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
What have you done?! The convergence has started! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
Oh, Voltar, Voltar, Voltar, if science has taught me anything, | 0:06:52 | 0:06:57 | |
it's that blind faith and childhood fantasies leads to nothing but... | 0:06:57 | 0:07:02 | |
Huh? | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
B-B-But...it's raining hamsters! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
Just like the prophecy. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Thanks to Mr Science here, we're going to miss out on the riches! | 0:07:10 | 0:07:14 | |
But... I was... How could it...? Oh! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
It's OK. We'll just have to find some more hair | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
before the Hair Fairy gets here. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
Hmm. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
HE SNORES | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
WHIRRING | 0:07:42 | 0:07:43 | |
RED MENACE WHISTLES | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
Oh! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
Huh? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
MAN SHRIEKS | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Ahem. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:05 | |
-Huh? -RED MENACE GULPS | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
BELLS CHIME | 0:08:15 | 0:08:16 | |
The bells! We need to get this hair back to the lair! Whoa! Ow! | 0:08:16 | 0:08:22 | |
You see, I told you we could do it. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
I hate to break the bad news to you, Voltar, but by my calculations | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
we're still a teeny bit short. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
-Huh? -Oh, well. I'll get rid of our failure. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Not so fast, Frogg. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Tell me, when's the last time you had a hair cut? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
D-Don't you even think about it! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
HE WHIMPERS | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
No, no, no! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
NO! | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
DOKTOR FROGG WHIMPERS | 0:08:59 | 0:09:00 | |
-What have you done to me? -I think it looks trendy. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
HE MUTTERS | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
At last, victory is now within my grasp! | 0:09:08 | 0:09:12 | |
She's in there. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Behold, the riches are mine! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
THEY GASP | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
That's it? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Hm, I've always wanted to be a brunette. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
I hear blondes have more fun. Ah-choo! Grrr! | 0:09:39 | 0:09:43 | |
All that for a bunch of wigs? Why aren't treasures treasures any more? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:51 | |
-BANG -Whoa, whoa! | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
Twice in one night? Impossible! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
BAGPIPES PLAY | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
It's raining bunnies. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
Bunnies? Bagpipes? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Ah! The used chewing gum sprite is coming! | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
-He brings gold and diamonds. -Yes! | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
I've got a year's worth of used chewing gum | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
stuck under the table. Ha ha ha! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Oh, yeah...about that... | 0:10:18 | 0:10:23 | |
Frogg. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
I did a little cleaning. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:28 | |
Grrrrr. Ho-ho-ho. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:33 | |
Oh, no. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
Mm, mm, mm. Mm, mm, mm. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Oh, my jaw! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
Chew. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
HE MOANS | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
DOKTOR FROGG WAILS | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 |