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LAUGHTER

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That's it! I can't take it anymore.

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One of these must be the anti-traffic teleport...

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See that?

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Argh! It worked!

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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PLOP!

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Square, I just need one square.

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Whoa! Huh?!

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Toilet paper, the most precious of resources

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is vanishing across the city. With supplies dwindling,

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General Sergeant addresses a city in crisis.

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Ration what you have, and remember -

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it's not fair to use more than one square!

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HE CACKLES

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One-ply, two-ply, fluffy and rough!

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We've got so much of this stuff!

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And soon we'll be able to initiate phase two of my plan!

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Cover every tree in the city in toilet paper!

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-HE LAUGHS

-That would look really nice, Voltar.

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With everyone in town trapped in their potties,

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no-one will be able to stop us!

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If you'll excuse me, minions,

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I will celebrate with a worry-free trip to the washroom.

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I think I can spare the paper.

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I might even use the fancy stuff.

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You! Guard my stash.

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Don't let ANYBODY near it.

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HE HUMS AND LAUGHS

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Argh! Oh, minions...

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Could you fetch me a roll of our finest toilet paper, s'il vous plait?

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Six-ply should do!

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-What did Voltar eat?!

-That's not Voltar!

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Our stolen toilet paper's been...stolen!

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No! This can't be! I'm stuck on my potty!

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Have you stood up, Voltar?

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Dr Budlington Von Pantaloon III!

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My old rival from super-villain kiddie college.

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Please, Voltar, no need to get up.

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-Oh, wait! You can't!

-HE LAUGHS

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You stole my stolen toilet paper, you stolen toilet paper stealer!

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You know how it is - you steal from me, I steal from you!

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You're still not over that?

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I'll never be over that!

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'My plan was brilliant. It was flawless.'

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PARP!

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I did it! Me, the great Voltar!

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And no-one else.

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VOLTAR LAUGHS

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That detention was rightfully mine!

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But now I have you exactly where I want you -

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trapped on the toilet for ever.

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While I take credit for your city-wide toilet paper swipe.

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You can't do that! I won't let you!

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I'd love to stay and chat, Voltar,

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but I have a city to embarrass into submission.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Emergency League Of Super Evil meeting!

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This is the best you can do? A magazine, our doormat,

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a pine cone and sandpaper?

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You forgot the tree bark.

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Von Pantaloon's going to pay for this! We're going after him.

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Won't Von Pantaloon be expecting it?

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I say we bring you fluffy pillows

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and accept the fact you'll be stuck here for ever.

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We have to go after him.

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All of our behinds are on the line.

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There's one. And another.

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Stay on your toes, guys.

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Von Pantaloon probably has the sewer booby-trapped.

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Will you keep it still, Frogg?

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Shouldn't Red be carrying this thing?

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Stop! The old toilet paper snare...

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Hm.

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Hey, Voltar!

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I think we've found it!

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Von Pantaloon's lair.

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Looks pretty sturdy.

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It'll take me hours to crack this.

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Try 14-20-11... Von Pantaloon's old locker combination.

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Wow, that was easy.

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It's a trap!

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Ahem, Frogg, a little more drama from you, please.

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Ooh, right, sure.

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It's a trap!

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Not a step closer, gentlemen.

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Get out of there!

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Every villain for himself!

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Clever, Voltar.

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But not clever enough!

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If you'll excuse me, I have an evil plan to take credit for.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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'We have news on the vanishing toilet paper mystery.'

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We now go live to General Sergeant.

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Our toilet paper situation has gone critical.

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We implore the villain responsible to come forward

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and let his demands be known.

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We never stood a chance.

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You're right, Dr Frogg.

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Never send minions to do an evil mastermind's job!

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If I'd been there, things would have turned out differently.

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That's it! Frogg, get your tools.

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We've got some plumbing to do.

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How do you plan to get away with this, Von Pantaloon?

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Simple, Red Menace.

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Taking the toilet paper from Voltar was only the beginning.

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With the city's entire supply under my control,

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I will become the most powerful super-villain in Metrotown!

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People will line up for hours and pay anything

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for a simple square.

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And all will bow down to the mighty Dr Budlington Von Pantaloon III!

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-Wa-ha-ha!

-You monster!

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Hello, Von Pantaloon.

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How did you get off the toilet?

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Who said I did?

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Meet the toilet tank.

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Impossible!

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Dr Frogg!

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Seriously, I'm not usually the rescuing type.

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Ha! It appears this lair is not toilet tank accessible.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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It flies?!

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It shoots!

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You're about to get flushed, Von Pantaloon.

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Never!

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Voltar, let's be reasonable for one second.

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There's no reason why we couldn't join forces again

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like old times.

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Now!

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Dr Frogg!

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Doomageddon!

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Never underestimate an evil genius with a monkey, Voltar.

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Wa-ha-ha-ha!

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This isn't over, Von Pantaloon!

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Ooh, scented!

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-Say, toilet paper's growing on trees!

-We're saved!

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No! They're supposed to shriek in terror!

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So do you think this is the last we'll see of Von Pantaloon?

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I've got a funny feeling it won't be.

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That was the best you could do?

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A magazine, a doormat,

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a pine cone and sandpaper?!

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Can I get a little privacy, please?!

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