Canned League of Super Evil
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LAUGHTER | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
That's it! I can't take it anymore. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
One of these must be the anti-traffic teleport... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:20 | |
See that? | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
Argh! It worked! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
PLOP! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:02 | |
Square, I just need one square. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
Whoa! Huh?! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Toilet paper, the most precious of resources | 0:01:17 | 0:01:22 | |
is vanishing across the city. With supplies dwindling, | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
General Sergeant addresses a city in crisis. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
Ration what you have, and remember - | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
it's not fair to use more than one square! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
HE CACKLES | 0:01:36 | 0:01:40 | |
One-ply, two-ply, fluffy and rough! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
We've got so much of this stuff! | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
And soon we'll be able to initiate phase two of my plan! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
Cover every tree in the city in toilet paper! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:56 | |
-HE LAUGHS -That would look really nice, Voltar. | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
With everyone in town trapped in their potties, | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
no-one will be able to stop us! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
If you'll excuse me, minions, | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
I will celebrate with a worry-free trip to the washroom. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
I think I can spare the paper. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
I might even use the fancy stuff. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:20 | |
You! Guard my stash. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Don't let ANYBODY near it. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
HE HUMS AND LAUGHS | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Argh! Oh, minions... | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
Could you fetch me a roll of our finest toilet paper, s'il vous plait? | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
Six-ply should do! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
-What did Voltar eat?! -That's not Voltar! | 0:02:43 | 0:02:49 | |
Our stolen toilet paper's been...stolen! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:55 | |
No! This can't be! I'm stuck on my potty! | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Have you stood up, Voltar? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
Dr Budlington Von Pantaloon III! | 0:03:03 | 0:03:08 | |
My old rival from super-villain kiddie college. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
Please, Voltar, no need to get up. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
-Oh, wait! You can't! -HE LAUGHS | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
You stole my stolen toilet paper, you stolen toilet paper stealer! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
You know how it is - you steal from me, I steal from you! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:30 | |
You're still not over that? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
I'll never be over that! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
'My plan was brilliant. It was flawless.' | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
PARP! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
I did it! Me, the great Voltar! | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
And no-one else. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:57 | |
VOLTAR LAUGHS | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
That detention was rightfully mine! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
But now I have you exactly where I want you - | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
trapped on the toilet for ever. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:13 | |
While I take credit for your city-wide toilet paper swipe. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
You can't do that! I won't let you! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
I'd love to stay and chat, Voltar, | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
but I have a city to embarrass into submission. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Emergency League Of Super Evil meeting! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
This is the best you can do? A magazine, our doormat, | 0:04:34 | 0:04:39 | |
a pine cone and sandpaper? | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
You forgot the tree bark. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
Von Pantaloon's going to pay for this! We're going after him. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:48 | |
Won't Von Pantaloon be expecting it? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
I say we bring you fluffy pillows | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
and accept the fact you'll be stuck here for ever. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
We have to go after him. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
All of our behinds are on the line. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:01 | |
There's one. And another. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
Stay on your toes, guys. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Von Pantaloon probably has the sewer booby-trapped. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
Will you keep it still, Frogg? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Shouldn't Red be carrying this thing? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:21 | |
Stop! The old toilet paper snare... | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
Hm. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
Hey, Voltar! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
I think we've found it! | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Von Pantaloon's lair. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
Looks pretty sturdy. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
It'll take me hours to crack this. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:46 | |
Try 14-20-11... Von Pantaloon's old locker combination. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:52 | |
Wow, that was easy. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
It's a trap! | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
Ahem, Frogg, a little more drama from you, please. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Ooh, right, sure. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
It's a trap! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Not a step closer, gentlemen. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
Get out of there! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Every villain for himself! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Clever, Voltar. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
But not clever enough! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:36 | |
If you'll excuse me, I have an evil plan to take credit for. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:42 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:46 | |
'We have news on the vanishing toilet paper mystery.' | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
We now go live to General Sergeant. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
Our toilet paper situation has gone critical. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
We implore the villain responsible to come forward | 0:06:54 | 0:06:59 | |
and let his demands be known. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
We never stood a chance. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:09 | |
You're right, Dr Frogg. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Never send minions to do an evil mastermind's job! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
If I'd been there, things would have turned out differently. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
That's it! Frogg, get your tools. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
We've got some plumbing to do. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
How do you plan to get away with this, Von Pantaloon? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Simple, Red Menace. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Taking the toilet paper from Voltar was only the beginning. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
With the city's entire supply under my control, | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
I will become the most powerful super-villain in Metrotown! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:43 | |
People will line up for hours and pay anything | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
for a simple square. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:52 | |
And all will bow down to the mighty Dr Budlington Von Pantaloon III! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:59 | |
-Wa-ha-ha! -You monster! | 0:07:59 | 0:08:04 | |
Hello, Von Pantaloon. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:11 | |
How did you get off the toilet? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Who said I did? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Meet the toilet tank. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Impossible! | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Dr Frogg! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:26 | |
Seriously, I'm not usually the rescuing type. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:31 | |
Ha! It appears this lair is not toilet tank accessible. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:43 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
It flies?! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
It shoots! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
You're about to get flushed, Von Pantaloon. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
Never! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
Voltar, let's be reasonable for one second. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
There's no reason why we couldn't join forces again | 0:09:23 | 0:09:26 | |
like old times. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Now! | 0:09:31 | 0:09:33 | |
Dr Frogg! | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
Doomageddon! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
Never underestimate an evil genius with a monkey, Voltar. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:56 | |
Wa-ha-ha-ha! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
This isn't over, Von Pantaloon! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Ooh, scented! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
-Say, toilet paper's growing on trees! -We're saved! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:31 | |
No! They're supposed to shriek in terror! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
So do you think this is the last we'll see of Von Pantaloon? | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
I've got a funny feeling it won't be. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
That was the best you could do? | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
A magazine, a doormat, | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
a pine cone and sandpaper?! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
Can I get a little privacy, please?! | 0:10:56 | 0:11:00 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
Email [email protected] | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 |