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HE SHIVERS

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Oh!

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RATTLING

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OHHH!

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Teatime's over, Frogg. Get back to work!

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And no more breaks until you've fixed the heat.

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Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Huh?

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-Huh?

-Huh?

-HUH?!

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Frogg! T-T-Turn off that air conditioner!

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We're getting f-f-f-frostbite out here!

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Frostbite? I'm the one with chincicles!

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But I want heat! Hot heat!

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-The hottest, most burningest heat in the world.

-Well,

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why don't you just go to the centre of the earth,

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with temperatures up to a gazillion degrees?

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It's the hottest place in the planet.

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You're...

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..a genius, Frogg!

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Why spend the winter up here, like a bunch of villaincicles

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when we could be spending it in the hottest place on earth?

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Minions, the League of Super Evil is going on vacation

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at the centre of the earth!

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One camper, courtesy of Steve - check.

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Three cases of sunscreen, SPF 1 billion - check.

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Three pairs of flip-flops, small, medium and large -

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check, check and check.

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Hmm, what am I forgetting?

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Oh, check.

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BANGING Um...

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And that should do nicely.

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Voltar, I promised Steve we'd be super careful with his camper.

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-I don't care!

-See, Red? He doesn't care.

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Now, into the camper, minions!

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I want to beat that rush-hour traffic.

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-Are we there yet?

-Course not, Voltar, we just left.

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-Are we there now?

-Oh!

-Now are we there?

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-What about...now?

-NO!

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-And now?

-No!

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-Now?

-NO!

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Oh...Are we there...now?

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BANG! PARP!

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Oh, er...Actually, yeah, I think we are.

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We ARE here!

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Here is hot! Not only hot, it's muy caliente.

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Wow! What is this place?

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It's the Shangri-Lava, a resort for super-villains.

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-What?! You knew about this place all along?

-No, I just read the sign.

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Hot springs, hot magma massages, lava-heated hot-tubs

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a hot and hot buffet, featuring a hot-dog roasting station

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and a hot-chocolate fountain! It's all hot-hot-hot!

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TYRES SCREECH

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I'm first.

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As leader, I get to enjoy the perks first.

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Don't forget your sunscreen.

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Welcome, welcome and welcome thrice to the hottest place on earth.

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I am Phil Flambee,

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happy host of the Shangri-Lava resort and spa.

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I hate to be "bad guy", but could I see your membership cards, please?

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Um..Um..M-m-m-membership cards?

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Oh, yes. Shangri-Lava is an exclusive members-only resort.

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But we don't have memberships.

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I'm the great Voltar, leader of the League of Super...

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Ah, Mr Doomageddon!

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Welcome back, sir. What a pleasure to see you again so soon.

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What?! HE'S a member?

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Mr Doomageddon is not just any member,

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he is a platinum-level VIP member.

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Come on, Doomy, old buddy, old pal! You'll hook us up, right?

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HE SNIGGERS

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Traitor!

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Please don't make us go back to the cold surface.

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-It's so toasty down here!

-Hmmm.

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-We'll do anything to stay!

-Anything to stay warm!

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Very well, there is one thing.

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But you might not like it.

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Ha! Take that, winter cold!

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This is so humiliating.

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I dunno, I kinda dig these shirts.

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Now, as honorary staff members,

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you will be able to remain down at the Shangri-Lava.

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If you are unhappy, you are more than welcome to leave,

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back to the cold surface.

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-No, no, this is great!

-Remember, our guests are always right,

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so don't put up a fight. And if I see one frown,

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you are out of Lava Town.

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-You got it, boss!

-And if you work real hard,

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you might even get to enjoy our resort's perks.

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If no-one else is using them, of course.

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Le-e-et the working begin!

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Here we go.

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A-ha-hee-ha!

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Ah...uh!

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Geronimo!

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Ah-ah-ah - the washrooms need cleaning.

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The great Voltar does not clean washrooms.

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I'm sure that what you really meant to say was the great Voltar

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does not clean washrooms with a mop - when a simple toothbrush will do.

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So if you want to stay warm...

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EEEK! Ohhhh...!

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HE LAUGHS

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FROGG GIGGLES STUPIDLY

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HE GIBBERS

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HE SNIGGERS

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The warmth is worth it... The warmth is worth it...

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Oh, hi, Doomy.

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UGH! Bye, Doomy.

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One day down, only 99 left

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-before winter's over.

-If I'd wanted to smell like garbage

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and pick up things that had been in other people's mouths,

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-I would have stayed home.

-He's good...he's good.

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Good news, boys.

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You have all been doing such a wonderful job,

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I'll let one of you have the day off.

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Whoever goes the extra mile for our guests will be the lucky winner.

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Excuse me, good sir, but the hot-tub is not providing sufficient heat.

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I'm sorry, Lord Skullossus, but the hot-tub is powered by the volcano.

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Short of tampering with the delicate laws of nature,

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-there is nothing we can do.

-Oh!

-Would you like a fresh towel?

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Pool boys, fetch Lord Skullossus a...

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He wants a hotter tub, does he?

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Well, I'll give him one and the day off will be as good as mine.

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I'm sure this volcano has to have a thermostat, or switch,

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or whatevermajiggy to heat it up.

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Frogg! What are you doing?

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Well, I couldn't find the thermostat or whatevermajiggy

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so I decided to use my heat amplification formula instead.

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There's enough wasabi and mustard in this to melt the polar ice caps

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and to make that hot-tub hotter.

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Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Puh-lease! That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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Now gimme that phial!

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Here, lava, lava, lava! Red's got some yummy-yummies for you!

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And all you have to do for a treat is turn the heat up for the nice people.

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Give me the formula!

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-Oh, no! Were those cupcakes?!

-Maybe.

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-So?

-SO?!

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Don't you know what happens when you ingest something spicy

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and something sugary?

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You get sick?

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"Dear guests, an erupting volcano

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"is threatening to interrupt our good time.

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"Please make your way to the nearest escape vault

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"and have a spicy day."

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Pardon me, Mr Doomageddon, sir, I am sorry to interrupt your nap.

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I really hate to bother you at a time like this

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but, Mr Doomageddon, a volcano is about to blow!

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I need to evacuate the guests.

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And, more importantly - ME!

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Guys, next winter we should just get ourselves some nice, warm sweaters.

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I just wanted to tell you that...

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you guys are the...

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you guys are the best minions an evil mastermind could ever ask for.

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THEY ALL CRY

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HORN BLARES

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OUT OF MY WAY!

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No, me first!

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We're...back home!

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And home is...nice and hot!

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Not just hot, it's muy caliente!

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Who needs a fancy resort anyway?

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Guys, let's get our staycation on!

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WHISTLE

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HE SNIGGERS

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