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We return to Cooking with Doomageddon.

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What have you prepared for us this week, Doomageddon?

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Huh?!

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Um...

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Uh...

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RUMBLING

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Whoa! It sure looks yummy!

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Actually, it is not that bad!

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Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Huh?

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Voltar! Voltar! Voltar!

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Voltar! Voltar! Voltar!

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You're the greatest, Voltar! You're way cooler, Voltar

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Oh, thank you, thank you.

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The time is come to call forth my most loyal and powerful minion...

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the second greatest villain to have ever lived!

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Destruktor...

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..the Destroyer!

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HE SQUAWKS

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No-o-o-o-o!

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There's a mysterious substance on my Destruktor action figure!

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'Bad is good! Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!'

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-You mean dust?

-DUST?! How can Red let this happen

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to my hero, my tormentor mentor? RED! RED! RE-E-ED!

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He's probably at the neighbours' house.

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-Ew! He's at Steve's?

-No, our NEW neighbour, Mr D.

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What? RED!

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Ho-ho! I don't want to miss this.

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LAUGHTER FROM NEXT DOOR

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He's SO grounded!

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Can...I...help...you?

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Of course you can. I want my henchman back.

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These Destruktor the Destroyer figures don't dust themselves.

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Huh?

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EEEEEK!

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Destruktor the Destroyer!

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Ha-ha. You can call me Mr D.

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You're the greatest villain ever!

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Well, second to me, of course.

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-Hey, Voltar.

-Why didn't you say Destruktor the Destroyer lived here?

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Oh, yeah - you've got his face on your underwear.

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EEEK!

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Red and I were about to have a wild afternoon on the town.

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-We'd sure appreciate the extra company.

-Really?

-Really?

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DEEP VOICE: This shall be a day in Metrotown

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we'll never forget.

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Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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CHILDREN SHOUT AND LAUGH

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MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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Muh-ha-ha!

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Yay!

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Uhhhh...Litter picker-upping?

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-Hewwo!

-DESTRUKTOR GIGGLES

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Entertaining the elderly?

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This is no wild rampage!

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Isn't Mr D great?

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DOORBELL

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MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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I baked a low-fat coco cake!

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What happened to him?

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HELLO, DOGGY!

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Oh my, oh my, that temper of mine.

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Always gets the best of me. So, who wants a slice?

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Uh...Frogg and I couldn't help notice you picked up a few new...

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..hobbies.

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No, the whole 'destroy this' and 'annihilate that' thing I can hold.

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How many times can you threaten to destroy the universe?

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Am I right?

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So now I keep scrap books and volunteer.

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And make crafts.

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I want you guys to have this.

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EEK!

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We'll be best friends...FOREVER!

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Wow! A picture from your evil idol.

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I'll keep this with us forever.

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Destruktor used to be a master of evil.

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Look at him now.

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What if we become good too?

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(GULP)

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EEEK! I won't let that happen!

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Good's gooey goodness is at our doorstep, gentlemen,

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and we will defeat it.

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-HORN BLARES

-Rise and shine, Destruktor.

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Is it time for brunch already?

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We're here to whip you back into no-good shape - and remember...

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'Bad is good!'

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Oh, I don't know, guys. It's been so long.

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Oh...! But it's OK, I guess we'll just get...going.

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I thought you were a BFF!

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THEY CRY AND WAIL

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Oh, don't cry, guys.

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Listen, if it means so much to you,

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I suppose I can join you for a little evil.

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Who knows - it might be fun.

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Wowie!

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No cutlery!

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BELCH

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LOUD MUSIC

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Shhhh!

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SHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Ha!

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Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Now I know why I used to do this evil stuff.

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It was fun! ROARRRRRR!

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THUNDER

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Hey, guys, I think you're taking it a little too far.

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Relax! We're just having fun, Red.

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DEEP VOICE: Red, you know what would be fun?

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The complete and total destruction of the universe.

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Yeah...we could do that.

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Or we could do something REALLY evil.

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Like go on a water ballooning spree!

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How about...

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we do both?

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Totally down with that.

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YIKES!

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THEY SCREAM

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MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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Ooooh!

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We did it, guys! Destruktor's bad again,

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proving that we'll never turn into ooey-gooey do-gooders!

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-Y-hooray!

-I'll be in the tub.

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MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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AGH!

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Hey! Watch it, Destruktor - you almost Destruktored ME!

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MUH!!!

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I think our inspirational pep talk was a little too inspirational!

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MUH-HA-HA-HA-HA!

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Destruktor, buddy, BFF, would you mind taking it down a notch?

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We should've listened when he said he had a bad temper.

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GUYS!

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Doomageddon, let go.

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No, no, don't let go. DON'T LET GO!

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AAAAAAGH!

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Frogg! You are going on a diet when this is over!

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ROARRRRRR!

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I am very disappointed in you, Destruktor.

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-Are you proud of yourself, mister?

-Yes, I am!

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Well, do you remember making this?

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AIEE...!

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BFFs do not try to destroy the universe.

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And BFFs do not leave their friends dangling above chasms of terror.

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I hate chasms of terror!

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Hrmph.

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Friends,

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Friends...AGH! What have I Done?

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I am so sorry, BFF.

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Yeah. No problemo, Destruktor.

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But maybe you could try not destroying the universe?

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Oh...

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SNAP!

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CHEERING

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I believe this is yours.

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I feel awful. Is there anything I can do to make things right?

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We can start by cleaning up this play mess.

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-Whaddaya say, guys?

-Puh-lease!

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The League of Super Evil does not clean up messes.

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Oh, b-b-but we're always eager to learn!

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BOTH: Victory!

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