The Cookoff League of Super Evil
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When I give the signal, you launch these crickets at that picnic. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:07 | |
What? When I give the signal, you launch these crickets at that picnic. | 0:00:07 | 0:00:11 | |
When you eat metal, your lunch is at a triclic? | 0:00:11 | 0:00:13 | |
No! Launch at picnic! | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Lunch with pitstick? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
Picnic, you nitwit! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
If you say so. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
Argh! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Voltar? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
Muh-hah-hah-hah! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
Eh? | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
When we release these really loud crickets, | 0:00:58 | 0:01:02 | |
picnicking couples won't be able to chitchat any more. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:08 | |
Muh-hah-hah-hah! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
Huh? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:12 | |
CHILDREN LAUGH | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
Cook fair! | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Cook fair! Cook fair! | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
Cook what? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
It's a cook fair, Voltar. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
It's where the munching masses flock to share recipes, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
nibble on low-fat... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
Spice rocks! Cupcakes! Ooh, vegetarian pork chops! | 0:01:31 | 0:01:36 | |
Oh... Huh? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
Muh-hah-hah-hah! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
So beautiful! | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
So shiny, so... | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
rear endy! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
"The Burning Bum memorial cup... | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
"awarded for chilli cookoff excellence. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
"The hottest chilli wins the cup." | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
It's a big golden bum - ha-ha! | 0:02:01 | 0:02:04 | |
I need that trophy. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
Well, then, we got some chilli-cookin' to do! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
Yeah, I wouldn't get too excited, guys. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
It looks like Steve's won the Burning Bum three years running. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:17 | |
Steve? My archnemesis Steve? | 0:02:17 | 0:02:21 | |
My sworn enemy Steve? My... | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
Next-door neighbour Steve, yeah. Oh! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
By the power of all that is evil, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
I will break Steve's streak | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
by creating the universe's spiciest chilli | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
and claiming the Burning Bum as my own! | 0:02:33 | 0:02:38 | |
Do you hear that, Steve? | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
STEVE: I don't care. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
Don't you worry, Voltar, | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
I've got a secret weapon. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
RED MENACE HUMS | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
And THIS is your secret weapon? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
This is my Momma Menace's world-famous family chilli recipe. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:02 | |
Passed down from Menace to Menace to Menace. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:07 | |
Ah! Here comes the airplane... | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Yeugh - it's so bland! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Well, that way, anyone can enjoy it. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
Oh, I can change that! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
I dropped by my lab - | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
I thought I might mad-science this up a little bit. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
You see, people measure the chilli's spiciness in alarms. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
Two alarms for a slightly spicy chilli, | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
seven...is Steve's really spicy chilli. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
What about my Momma Menace's? | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
That would be a negative three-alarm chilli. Oh. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:39 | |
But have no fear... meet my atomic peppers. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
Muh-hah-hah-hah! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:44 | |
What are you doing? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:46 | |
This is potent stuff, Voltar. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
We have to be extremely careful with these. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
One alarm... | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
two alarm... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
three alarm... | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, boring... | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
Voltar, you fool! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:05 | |
That could be a... | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
exactly a 98-alarm chilli! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Exactly 91 alarms more than Steve's! | 0:04:10 | 0:04:16 | |
BANG! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
RED MENACE SNIFFS THEN COUGHS | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
Get back, Doomageddon! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:26 | |
Oh, no! | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
Ah... RUMBLING | 0:04:35 | 0:04:37 | |
Argh! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
How spicy is that? | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Well, very! It burned a hole right through the Earth! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Then the Burning Bum is as good as mine! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
Muh-hah-hah-hah! | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
Do you hear that, Steve? | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
I don't care! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
Huh! My Hyperion canon is out of batteries. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
How am I supposed to split the Earth in two without it? | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
'It burned a hole right through the Earth... | 0:05:00 | 0:05:05 | |
'It burned a hole right through the Earth...' | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Mm...I may split the Earth in two yet. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Prepare my troops - we have a cook fair to invade! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:15 | |
Ha-ha-ha! And if there's time, | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
we'll pick up some of those vegetarian pork chops too! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
Hah-hah-hah-hah! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
Don't worry, my hilarious precious, | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
I won't let anything get between us. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:30 | |
Eek! | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Can I interest you in some tasty, spicy chilli, Mr Skullossus, sir? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Chilli? Huh, you sure can! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
And I shall be taking it to go! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
Hah-hah-hah-hah! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
Voltar! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
My chilli! | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
So, I was taking care of the booth, | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Skullossus showed up and he was all like, "I'm taking your chilli," | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
then he took our chilli and disappeared into space! Oh - | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
the judges have started judging! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
I promised the Burning Bum I wouldn't let anything get between us. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
Not Steve, not Skullossus, not nothing! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
I'm going after that chilli. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
Red, you delay those judges. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
I'm honoured! | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
Frogg, get the rocket. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Are you serious? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
You against Skullossus, over some stupid chilli contest? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
You'll never make it back alive! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Ooh, can I get your room? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
HE GROANS | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Burning Bum, here we come! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
Bye-bye! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Forget to write... I'll take horrible care of your room! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
DOOMAGEDDON SNIGGERS Eh? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
Oh, no... | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
Argh! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Ha-ha-ha-ha! Excellent! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
Commence Operation Planetary Splinter! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
COMPUTER: 'Warning - enemy craft approaching.' | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
Destroy them! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Space mines! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Argh! Argh! Argh! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Attaboy, Doomageddon! Dodge those mines! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:25 | |
Argh! Argh! Argh! | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Watch it! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
Brace for impact! | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
THEY SQUEAL | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Skullmandoes to battle stations. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
Three enemies have breached the space station defences. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
(Run for it!) | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Argh! | 0:07:52 | 0:07:53 | |
Ah, Miss Johnston, your chilli smells fabulous, as always! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:59 | |
Oh, our spoons... We can't judge chilli | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
without our regulation chilli-judging spoons! | 0:08:02 | 0:08:04 | |
Con Carne to Tabasco, come in Tabasco. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
We've bought you some time. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
How long before you get the chilli? Roger, over. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Not long now, Con Carne. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
We have visual on the chilli. Over. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Hah-hah-hah! Your futile attempt at retrieving your chilli has failed! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:27 | |
Watch now as I use it to destroy the world! | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Hah-hah-hah-hah! | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
This way, men. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Wait! Excellent! Split the Earth in two! Hah-hah-hah-hah! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:45 | |
ALL: Ah-ha! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:50 | |
Gee, I wonder how those judging spoons got there... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:55 | |
behind our stand! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
(You should have buried them better!) | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
So, where's YOUR chilli? | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Well... EARTHLINGS... | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Is this on? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
..PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR YOUR IMPENDING DOOM! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
And I don't mean a little doom, you know. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
I mean a great big doom like split- the-Earth-in-two kind of doom. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:19 | |
Got it! | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
RUMBLING | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Oh, no! The chilli must have melted through | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
all over the floor. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Huh? Wah... Eh? | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Foolish humans! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:45 | |
'Space station structural integrity compromised. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
'All hands to escape pods. All hands to escape pods. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
'Ten, nine...' Frog, Doom, you heard the computer... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
You don't have to tell me twice! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
'..four, three, two, one...' Argh... | 0:09:57 | 0:10:03 | |
'Oops.' | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
Aaaaargh... | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Looks like the award for spiciest chilli | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
will once again go to Steve... | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Not so fast. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Is THIS what you've been waiting for? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
Oh, dear! We have a winner! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
CAMERA CLICKS Yes! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Victory! Mah-hah-hah-hah! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:36 | |
Do you hear that, Steve? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
I still don't care! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:40 | |
Huh? Grrr! Eek! | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
No-o-o-o-o-o! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:54 | |
BANG! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:55 | |
This has ended badly. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
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