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Here's my Evil-Os cereal! Cool!

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A Skullossus doll!

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-DOLL:

-I will crush you!

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Ha-ha!

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Skullossus has a cereal deal, The Cougar has a line of hot sauces,

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Commander Chaos has his own brand of pro-biotic yoghurt,

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when does Voltar get HIS face on some cool product?

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DOOMAGEDDON SPITS

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Hey, look! That piece of gum kind of looks like you!

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Close enough!

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VOLTAR CACKLES

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-Hee-hee?

-Unh!

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-Ah...

-Huh?

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-Aargh!

-Ah!

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Come one, come all, to Voltar's shampoo emporium!

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Guaranteed to leave your hair feeling fresh, clean and refreshed.

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"Uncle Voltar's premium discount..." Shampoo?

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I've never even seen you use shampoo before!

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Eh? Do you even have hair under there?

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This is no ordinary shampoo, Doktor Frogg,

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it's sham-goo.

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I made it with honey, syrup, melted bubblegum and molasses.

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Once unsuspecting customers put this on their heads,

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it'll take weeks to get it off!

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Ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha ha-ha!

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Pfft! Sticky shampoo. OK.

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Why don't you just leave the mad scientist stuff to me, then?

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OK? Yeah.

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Jealous, Frogg?

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With my unrivalled salesmanship, these bottles are selling themselves!

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Um... Voltar, they are!

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See? What?!

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Ah-ha! Ants! They must be attracted by the syrup.

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How dare they?!

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No-one steals my supply of precious sham-goo!

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Hands off, you ants!

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Ah! Doh!

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Ai!

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Oh! Curses!

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You'll pay for this thievery!

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-RED MENACE:

-Argh! There are ants in the bathroom!

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My sham-goo making factory!

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Ah! Hey!

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That..shampoo...of yours sure is...sticky!

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You're using my sham-goo?

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Ah-ha-ha! Ah-ha-ha!

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These ants won't leave me alone, it's like taking a tickle...BATH!

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That's it! The ants have to go.

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Woo-hoo!

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Ha-ha...

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Ha!

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Woo-hoo! Huh?

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No!

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Oh, no!

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They've got a taste for it, Voltar.

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They'll never stop until they have it all!

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Pfft! Pfft! Get away!

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Shoo! Shoo!

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Maybe now might be a good time for me to do something mad-sciencey?

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Never!

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Mwah-ha! Mwah-ha-ha!

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Look at them flee in terror before...me!

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What?!

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Oh.

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Curses.

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Ha!

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Oh!

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What?!

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-CLANK! CLANK!

-Hey!

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Unh! Frogg, if you could do something mad-scientifically,

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I'll let you have 10% of the glory.

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You won't regret it, Voltar.

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Unh!

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Anh!

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Ooh! What is it? Let me see!

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What does it do? Let me see!

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Ah-ah! No peeking.

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For this time, I have outdone myself!

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Voila!

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Giant Mechanical Pogo Boot!

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With the stomping power of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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You hear that, ants?

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Prepare to be pancaked

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by the League Of Super Evil!

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Mwah-ha! In you ant faces!

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Aaargh!

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You OK there, Voltar?

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Wh... Yasum...

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Maybe we should cut a deal with the little guys, or...

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maybe they could have it all.

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Never!

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Yes! Perfect!

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VOLTAR CACKLES

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A dash of red, a couple of gulps of green, a splash of blue...

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Aren't those bottles from my lab?

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Voltar! You don't know what you're doing!

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Ha! This homemade repellent will make these ants think twice

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about messing with the great Voltar! Ha-ha!

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Victory!

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VOLTAR YAWNS

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I hope the ants are OK.

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You know you didn't have to be so mean to them.

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They started it!

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Now, let me get some rest.

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I've got a big day of selling sham-goo ahead of me.

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HE YAWNS

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A very...big...day.

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VOLTAR SNORES

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INDISTINCT SPEECH

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What?! What's going on?

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Ah! Unh... Oh!

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CHANTING

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-ANTS CHANT:

-Give us the potion!

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Now, now. Let's be reasonable, ants.

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I'm sorry about the trying to get rid of you thing. Um...

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It was Frigg's idea!

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What are you doing, sleepwalking?

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Why, yes, Red.

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I'm...sleepwalking.

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I sleepwalked...

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and staked myself to the ground!

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Oh! Something tells me they want the potion.

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-ANTS CHANT:

-Give us the potion!

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You hear that?

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The sham-goo.

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They still want my sham-goo!

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What did you douse those ants with?

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A pinch of the red stuff, a little of the blue? I don't know!

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Give us the potion!

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Hmm, judging from the ants new-found intelligence, punk attitude

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and rather milit-ANT nature,

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it must have been a blend of cortex stimulator, essence of punk

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and belliger-ANT formula.

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I'm in no mood for a science lecture, Frogg.

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Get me out of here!

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-ANTS CHANT:

-Give us the potion!

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Retreat!

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-Is it too late to cut a deal?

-A deal?!

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Red, this is a bunch of insects we're talking about.

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-ANTS CHANT:

-Give us the potion!

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Give us the potion... or we will take it from you!

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Oh, REALLY?

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Let me just think about that.

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Hi-yah! Ah!

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Hunh!

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And don't come back!

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Well, that wasn't very diplomatic, Voltar.

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The time for diplomacy is over, Red.

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Prepare...for...war.

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MOUTH ORGAN PLAYS

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WIND HOWLS

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All...is quiet.

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We wait for the ants to attack.

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SLAM!

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Some can't take the pressure. Nerves fray, minds crack.

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But our will to protect the sham-goo remains undaunted.

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And soon...I will be rich, and people will have sticky hair.

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Mwah, ha-ha. Mwah, ha-ha. Mwah, ha-ha. Ha.

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SIREN BLARES

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We're doomed.

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THIS will be a GLORIOUS battle!

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ANTS CHEER AND SHOUT

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Red, chew!

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-Woof!

-Oh, no!

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Doomageddon's down!

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Air attack!

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There's too many of them! Save your...

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-Aaaargh!

-Ah! More AMO!

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Urgh...cluchs...unh.

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ANT MAKES MARTIAL ARTS CALLS

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Wee-ye-ye-ye, ye-ye-ye-ye, yah!

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Urgh!

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Retreat. Ah! Retreat!

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Ah, hoo-hoo!

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Urnnnh.

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-ANTS CHANT:

-Give us the potion!

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You can take our lair, our eggs,

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and maybe even Frogg,

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but you'll never take my sham-goo!

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Sham-goo?

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Oh, you mean that dreadful sticky shampoo?

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Oh, it didn't do anything for my split ends,

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and offered no volume whatsoever.

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Wait. So you DON'T want the sham-goo?

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No. We want the other potion,

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the one you poured down our ant hill.

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With it, we will transform more ants,

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creating an unstoppable legion to enslave the overworld.

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But you still don't want the sham-goo, right?

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There? Now, you see.

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We should have just asked them what they wanted in the first place.

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No way, man!

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Those are my potions, and they actually work.

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Here, help yourselves.

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Well, I think this calls for a well-deserved victory dance.

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COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Come one, come all to Voltar's shampoo emporium.

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Guaranteed to leave your hair feeling clean and refreshed.

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HE LAUGHS EVILLY

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Voltar, what mysterious potion did you give those ants, exactly?

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Erm, I don't know.

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A dash of green, a couple of drops of red, er...er... All of them?

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A-ha-ha-ha!

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Mummy!

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