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Has this ever happened to you?

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Ordinary yo-yos are complicated and kind of stupid.

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That is why you need Doktor Frogg's plutonium-powered yo-yo of evil.

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Hey! Will Doktor Frogg's yo-yo really work for me?

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Just as this satisfied customer.

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HE CACKLES

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Argh!

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What do you mean I can't watch Evil Idol while driving?

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What kind of rule is that?

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Why can't I check out 100 books?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Since when is it against rules to catapult garbage

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on to Steve's lawn?

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Ask the mayor, not me.

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But Steve is our neighbour, not his.

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SHOUTING

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Grrrr...

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I am fed up with all these meddlesome laws and rules

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this mayor insists I follow.

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Would a relish sandwich cheer you up?

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If I were in charge,

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-I would abolish all rules.

-Then I could be your trusty mayoral aid,

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following your every command no matter how ridiculous.

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We could elect you mayor by rigging every voting booth

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with ultrasonic nerve control stimulators.

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Voting. Tosh. Be realistic.

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What I really need,

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is to get my hands on the all-powerful mayor's golden sash.

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Then everyone would have to listen to me.

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HE BURPS

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OK, that is simply ridiculous.

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Hmm. An object so powerful

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must have a near impenetrable fortress guarding it.

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Minions, prepare for our greatest heist ever.

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First, we'll zip-line down into the mayor's office.

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Then we'll use the hypno-beam to take out any guards.

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I expect that some of you will be captured.

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-In that case...

-Halt!

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Woah! I'm the mayor. I'm the mayor.

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Hi, Mrs Johnstone! I'm the mayor.

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Drop the sash. You could mess up its infinite powers.

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-I didn't even...

-Yes!

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I can feel the mayoral power running through my veins.

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Oh-oh...

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Ah-ah...

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Oh, sorry.

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Yes. By all means go ahead and test its infinite power.

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-INTERCOM:

-'Yes, Mr Mayor?'

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Yes, I the mayor,

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wearing the golden sash, want a large pizza

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with all the toppings.

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Make that triple toppings.

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-'Straight away, sir.'

-Ah! Hee-hee!

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'Anything else, Mr Mayor?'

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Yes. Call a press conference.

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MURMURING

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Hey! That's not the mayor.

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Of course it is. He's wearing the golden sash.

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Oh, yeah. Works for me.

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Hh-hmm.

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Greetings, puny citizens of Metrotown.

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I, your mayor,

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the one wearing the golden sash...

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hereby abolish all rules and laws.

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-Really?

-Really.

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-Really?

-Really.

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Hh-hm. CHEERING

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Come on, my trusty mayoral aid.

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What's next, Mr Mayor, sir?

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We are taking the week off since there's no rule

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that says we can't.

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VOLTAR CHUCKLES

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Time to enjoy an evil day without any rules.

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I love that there's no rule of having to wait

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30 minutes after you eat to swim.

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Hoy!

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If only a rule to tell my tummy not to hurt.

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Right, out of the pool.

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To the V-mobile!

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SHOUTING

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No!

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Hey!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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HORN BEEPS

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I guess everyone is taking your no more rules rule very seriously.

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Doh!

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Out of my way!

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Out of my way!

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WAILING

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-And stop staring.

-Oh, well.

-All right.

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Hop on one foot.

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Red, what gives?

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Voltar, as the mayor you can also make any rule you want.

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Any rule?

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First, everyone must address me as

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the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.

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CHANTING: Undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown...

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And everyone must be in bed by 7pm.

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But I can stay up till 9:30.

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-But...

-The golden sash knows no buts.

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High heels are for ever banned

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and so are finger puppets. Stamps can only be licked on Tuesdays,

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Fridays and every second Sunday.

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The letter Q will be switched with the number three.

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VOLTAR LAUGHS

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And you...

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fire hydrants are only to be used for emergencies

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and not your kind of emergency.

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The undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown decrees

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that all evil scientists

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shall wear ballet tutus.

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-Why?

-I like the way the word sounds - tutu.

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Oh.

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Mustard shall be the only condiment allowed for consumption.

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Mayonnaise, ketchup and relish are all banished.

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But I love relish.

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Not any more, you don't.

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-We can't cry during sad movies.

-We must eat soup with a fork.

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Wash our dishes with mud.

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I've heard he's outlawed coughing.

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Ah-hem, ah-hem.

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The undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown has gone too far.

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Something must be done.

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But he wears the golden sash.

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Drastic times call for drastic measures.

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I suggest a strongly-worded text message.

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The time for strongly-worded text messages has passed.

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We must stage an intervention...

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using finger puppets.

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-Oh...

-His rule-making knows no bounds.

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What can we do?

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Storm his office.

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I'll lead you to him.

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Anything to get my lab coat

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and my dignity back.

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SCREAMING

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Oh.

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Oh, yeah.

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Plus, you know, abolish that fire hydrant rule.

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THEY GASP

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Order something or get out!

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VOLTAR LAUGHS

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Red, get me my 2:15 warmed cocoa with...

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'Sorry to interrupt but an angry mob is here to see you.

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'..undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown...'

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Red? Red?

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Red!

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-Stop!

-Sorry, Voltar.

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SHOUTING

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The tutu made me do it.

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SHOUTING

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Hey!

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Down with the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.

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And no clutching pitchforks.

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Down with the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.

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No running.

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Down with the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.

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No shouting.

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-WHISPERING:

-Down with the undisputed, awesome master of Metrotown.

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No crossing on red.

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Oh...

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-Or green.

-Oh.

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Argh!

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Oh, my sash!

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How did you get there?

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What? Can't the mayor see a double-double feature in his break?

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-ALARM RINGS

-I guess it's back to the office.

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Business as usual.

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CHEERING

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You know, Voltar. I think

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we all learned a very important lesson today.

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You heard the mayor, Red.

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Business as usual.

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OK, on three...

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Don't you mean Q?

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That was only when I was mayor.

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One, two, three...

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Oh!

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Hey! No dumping garbage on the front lawn.

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