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It's incredible! The newspaper has some kind of future-telling device!

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It's just a horoscope.

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Oh, really, Frogg? Well, let's see.

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"You visit somewhere dark, today."

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Wow, what does yours say?

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"You'll be attacked by a green blob monster when you're done reading..."

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Well, see, I'm not convinced - that monster was pink. Definitely pink.

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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-Eee!

-Oof! Uh!

-Huh?!

-Whaah!

-Ow!

-Aargh!

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Raar-hah-hah-hah!

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Foolish humans of Earth, prepare yourselves

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for the most exciting news, ever!

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After a lifetime of mayhem and wilful destruction,

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I, the mighty Skullossus,

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have decided to give back to the community...

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by offering a once-in-a-lifetime,

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thrill-a-minute opportunity to visit my forbidden space station.

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That's right, folks, inside specially-marked cans

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of Skullossus brand, synthetic, ham-flavoured meat products

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lies a single, slimy, gooey,

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mind-numbingly gross, brownish ticket.

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Whoever finds it will be teleported

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to evil wonders beyond their wildest imagining.

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Swe-e-e-et!

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Ha-ha.

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Ha-ha-ha.

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Whoa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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-LASER ZAPS

-Whah!

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-Aieee!

-LASER ZAPS

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Hee-hee-hee!

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Co-o-ol!

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Oh, and a catered lunch will be provided.

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So, run, don't walk to your nearest purveyor of synthetic meat product.

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May the power of badness be with you.

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CRASH

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Excellent. Everything is going according to plan.

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Soon, I will be rid of these disgusting cans

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of synthetic meat product and get my money back.

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Hmm, last time I take investment advice from a Skullmando.

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Let the synthetic, ham-flavoured, meat-selling bonanza begin!

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Raar-hah-hah-hah-hah!

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Skullossus' space station - here we come.

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I can't believe we're going to live out our evil dreams.

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This is the greatest day of my life!

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Aw! Too bad there's four of us but only one slimy, gooey,

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mind-numbingly gross, brownish ticket.

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Wait, what?!

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Only one of us will get to live out our evil dreams.

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What, in the name of evil, is that?!

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-What? Where?

-What? I don't see anything!

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Wait a minute!

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I'd love to stay and chat but I've got a date

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with a slimy, gooey, mind-numbingly gross, brownish ticket.

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He's getting away!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Oh my!

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He's going to buy every can before we can get there.

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Hee-hee-hee!

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What? Don't you even think about it!

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-Oooh!

-There's no need to rush.

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I'm sure there'll be plenty

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of almost real canned meat for everybody.

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Don't bet on it. Whoo-ha-ha-ha!

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-HE WHISTLES

-Huh?

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To the Mall-o-Mart, please.

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What? No!

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I'll be sure to send you a postcard...from the space station.

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Chocks away!

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Curses!

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Ha-ha-ha! Bye-bye.

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BEEPING

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Whaaaah! BANG

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Ye-es! No time to lose.

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Hey, that's my ride.

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Must...win...contest. What?!

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No ticket.

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I hope you all have extreme flatulence for weeks

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and a shortage of two-ply toilet paper.

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Tee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!

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Game on, Doktor Frogg!

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Hey, I'm going to make it. I'm going to make it!

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Eh...

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..ooft!

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Hey, guys.

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Co-o-ol!

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There was no reason to rush, after all.

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Out of my way!

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Bad Doomageddon, you...

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ate everything. HE BURPS

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Oh, he probably ate the slimy, brown ticket, too.

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No!

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It's OK, Voltar.

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I'm sure there'll be other contests for us

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to mindlessly compete over.

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Yeah, I guess we were being pretty ridiculous.

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But I wanted to win this one!

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Hey, I've got an idea. Come on!

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Whenever I'm feeling blue, I just eat some soggy canned spinach.

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Always cheers me up.

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Bleaurgh! Spinach!

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Here we go. Oh, whoopsy daisy!

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Looks like someone misfiled this can. I'll notify the stock guy.

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That's a can of Skullossus ham-flavoured meat product.

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It is? Hey, you're right.

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They haven't announced the winner, yet. It might be in this very can.

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It is!

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So...beautiful.

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Wow!

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Mine!

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Mine now! A-ha-ha!

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-Oh, sorry.

-Ow-ow!

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Gotcha!

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Oh, boy, oh, boy!

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Here I come, Skullossokid.

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Yee-ha!

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There he is. Hooray!

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Whoa!

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I got it!

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Whoa!

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SCANNER BEEPS

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ALL: Oh! Our can!

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Mmmm! Ham-flavoured, simulated meat product - my favourite.

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ALL: Oh, no!

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Congratulations! You are the lucky winner.

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Now stand still for teleportation. This thing can be a little tricky.

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Oh!

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She's leaving with my ticket!

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-We did it!

-We all did!

-Whoohoo!

-Yes!

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Congratulations, foolish humans and thank you

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for helping me get rid of my endless supply of disgusting canned meat.

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As you have no doubt guessed, there will be no guided tour.

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You can look out the window but don't touch anything.

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Raar-hah-hah-hah!

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Oh, I almost forgot, your catered lunch is over there.

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And there's an assortment of Skullossus T-shirts,

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coffee mugs and key chains available for purchase in our gift shop.

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Thank you.

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I demand free reign of this entire space station.

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I want to have fun...or else I'll...I'll...

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You'll what?

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I'll tell you what a nice space station you got there,

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old buddy, old pal.

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CRUNCH

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A-ha, I think we'll be going now.

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Thanks for the visit, Mr Skullossus, sir.

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What a waste of time!

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Not quite, Frogg. Look what I got!

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Oh! Crispy Cracks! Where'd you get those?

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Swiped them from the free buffet.

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Inside specially-marked bags, is a crispy, yellow ticket.

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Whoever finds the ticket gets to ride

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in Admiral Crispwell's submarine.

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-Gimme!

-Gimme!

-Gimme!

-Gimme!

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