Steeeeve!!! League of Super Evil


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Hello, this is Voltar from the League Of Super Evil

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here to remind you why you shouldn't run with a monster on your head.

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-Doomageddon!

-Hmm?

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Aaah!

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Ah, butterfly.

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There you have it, friends. This is Voltar saying

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never run with monsters on your head.

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Huh?

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-He-he.

-Uh.

-Huh?

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Wah!

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Huh? Aaah!

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Aah!

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SCREAMING AND YELLING

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My favourite mug is missing!

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I've got two left slippers!

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Someone took the numbers off my house!

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How will I know where I live?!

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How could someone be SO evil?

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I AM VOLTAR!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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-STEVE'S VOICE ECHOES

-'I don't care!'

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Actually, I don't really care either.

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ALL: No, me neither!

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-STEVE'S VOICE ECHOES

-'I don't care!'

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'I don't care!'

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STEEEVE!

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Curse you, uncaring arch-nemesis!

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You've ruined your last giant me-muh-hah-hah-hah-ing dream!

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Today, this day...

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the Great Voltar shall make you pay!

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THEY SNORE

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VOLTAR CACKLES

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And...three,

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two, one.

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-ALL: Oh!

-Everybody for themselves!

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A-hem!

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-Pee-dance.

-Out of my way, man!

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Glad to see you're all awake, minions.

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Voltar, what's this all about?

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Not "what", Frogg, "who".

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WHO is this all about?

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Really?

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Fine! WHO'S this about? WHO'S this about?

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An arch-nemesis SO malevolent...

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-Ah!

-..So vile,

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that we must focus all of our powers to defeat him!

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It's Steve again, isn't it?

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YES!

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-VOICE OF STEVE

-'I don't care!'

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-Can we go to the bathroom now?

-No!

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There shall be no rest, no sleep, no pee breaks,

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until I make Steve care!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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-Ah!

-Ah!

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Ugh.

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Let's see Steve not care when 300 tonnes of space rock crash down

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-on what he loves most.

-Our city and the continent surrounding it?

-No.

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His backyard gazebo.

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Too small.

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Ooh, too banana-shaped.

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Hmm, too henchman-y.

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Ha! There.

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It's extra asteroid-inary.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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It's working. It's working!

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Wait... It's working!

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IT'S WORKING!

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He-he. Erm, Voltar?

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Huh?

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Muh-hah...

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Huh?

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-VOICE OF STEVE

-I don't care!

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Eh? "Objects in the telescope may appear more sinister than they are."

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Gee, Voltar, I sure am sorry about your terrible soul-crushing defeat.

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I don't care!

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Ha-ha! I don't care.

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I DON'T CARE!

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What kind of stupid villain

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can't even get his arch-nemesis to care?

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If he doesn't care, neither do I.

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I quit!

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Whoa!

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Huh?

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That's weird...

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Hmm. Guys!

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Have you guys noticed something strange about Steve?

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He hasn't mowed his lawn in days.

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I have heard sinister sounds coming from Steve's gazebo.

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Not the good kind of sinister either.

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What do you think, Voltar?

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I don't care!

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Aren't you a teeny bit curious about what's going on?

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I told you...

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I don't care.

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I'm going over there to check it out.

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Hmm.

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Ah!

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CRASH!

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Whoa. Weird.

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Huh.

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Whoa, it looked a lot smaller from the outside.

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Oh, well, you...

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HE GASPS

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Oh, uh... Hi, Steve.

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I was just, um...

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Steve, what's that...

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on your...face?!

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RED MENACE SCREAMS

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I don't care, Red.

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HE BURPS

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That doesn't sound like Red's usual "I just saw a spider" shriek.

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I think he might be in real trouble.

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Give me an "I", give me a "don't", give me a "care.

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Well, I think I'm going to take a quick look.

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CRASH!

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Wow, it looked a lot smaller on the outside.

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DOKTOR FROGG SCREAMS

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How many times do I have to tell you guys?

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I don't CARE!

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Hey, what are you doing? Steve!

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What's wrong with him?

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Steve?

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I am not Steve.

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I am merely mooching off of his body.

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I am Globulus The Devourer.

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For aeons, I have floated aimlessly among the stars,

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hopping from planet to planet,

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searching for a suitable host body.

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Now I have found this...Steve,

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I can finally unleash untold destruction

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upon the universe.

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Initiate Stage One rockets!

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WHIRRING

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No.

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SCREAMING

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I don't care.

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Ugh.

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Huh?

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Muh...

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Muh-hah...

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Muh-hah-hah...

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Muh...

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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D'oh! What was I thinking?

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I am Voltar,

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leader of the League Of Super Evil!

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Steve might not care,

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but I have to!

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Um, Mr Globulus, Sir? What exactly are you planning to do with us?

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No, no, I'm not listening!

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First, I plan to blast off of this planet.

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La-la-la-la-la!

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Make you watch as I blow it up...

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Not listening, not listening!

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Then shoot you out into the cold vacuum of space.

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Man, see, you had to ask!

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CRASH!

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Hold it right there.

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Wow. You know, this looked a lot smaller...

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Voltar! Voltar's back.

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Hear that, Steve? I'm back!

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You thought you could crush my spirits with your "I don't cares".

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But you and I both know the truth, Steve.

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I am the night to your day,

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the ketchup to your mustard, your forever-foe!

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Eh, Steve... You've got a little goopy bit of something, just...

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Puny solid!

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I am Globulus The Devourer

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and I am here to destroy your world.

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And I'm taking your "Steve" with me.

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Steve?

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I am NOT letting some loopy gloopemist take my arch-nemesis away!

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Really? What's a scrawny non-liquid like you going to do about it?

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I'll show you. Wah!

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CRASH!

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Give me back my arch-nemesis!

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-AUTOMATIC VOICE

-'Warning, Launch Sequence aborted.'

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Oh, thank evil!

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-'Self-destruct Sequence.'

-What? No!

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-'In ten...'

-Voltar, get us out of here!

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'..Seven, six

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'five, four,

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'three, two...'

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-THEY SCREAM

-'One.'

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I'll be back!

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You did it, Voltar, you did it!

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I sure did.

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I destroyed Steve's gazebo.

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Ha, in your face, Steve!

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I...I don't care.

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Ha! I know, Steve,

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and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Muh-hah... Whoa!

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Victory!

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