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-Red! -What is is, Voltar? | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
There's a monster under my bed! | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
But you asked Frogg to make it for you to scare away the tooth fairy. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:15 | |
Oh, right. Oh, well. Night night, Red. | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
MONSTER GROWLS | 0:00:20 | 0:00:21 | |
Night night. Bad night, tooth fairy! | 0:00:21 | 0:00:24 | |
Huh? Eep! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
Red! Red! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
Mu-ha-ha...! Huh? | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
-Hee! -Ugh! | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
-Huh?! -Agh! | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
Voltar, we have a lock on the signal! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
This shall be a night Metrotown will never forget! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:15 | |
Ooh! You! | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Agh! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
Good evening, and welcome to LOSE Action News! | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
With hard-hitting investigative reporter Reginald Menacestein! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:37 | |
Heh, hi, Mum! | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
Celebrity columnist Dimitri Frogg! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
Sports with Donald Mageddon! | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
And, starring your awesome anchor, your news man with the most, | 0:01:45 | 0:01:50 | |
Vinnie Voltaire! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
Welcome to LOSE News. I'm Vinnie Voltaire! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
Our top story. Walking on your hands... | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-Hello! -..is better than walking on your feet! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
Ooh! Ouch! | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Oh, OK! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
Ahem. We now turn to our very own Dimitri Frogg for an expose | 0:02:07 | 0:02:13 | |
on the latest fashion trend sweeping the nation. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Ooh! Gah! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
Overwear! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
Yes, Vinnie, it has never been cooler to wear your underwear | 0:02:21 | 0:02:26 | |
-over your head. -Really? Well, if it's on the news... | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
From all of us here at LOSE News, have yourselves a terrible - | 0:02:30 | 0:02:35 | |
I mean, good - night! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
And...we're off! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
Hoo hoo hoo! Oh, man! This fake news broadcast is the best! | 0:02:41 | 0:02:46 | |
Look, they believed every word I said! | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
These mud lattes are low in fat! I heard it on the news! | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:02:53 | 0:02:54 | |
According to my ratings-ometer, everyone in town watched it! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:59 | |
But Voltar, aren't we jeopardising our journalistic integrity by lying? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
Don't be ridiculous, Red! I'm the news guy! | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
They have to believe every silly thing I say! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
And do it! Ha ha ha! | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Ooh, the news is on, the news is on! | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
Ahem. We begin today with breaking news. | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
Brocolli, that most hated of vegetables, | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
is in fact a race of interstellar mutants | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
bent on controlling the minds of citizens! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
A fact verified by a very prestigious scientist. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:38 | |
What he said. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Be very careful, dear viewers. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
The next piece of broccoli you see could take over your brain! | 0:03:43 | 0:03:48 | |
Oh! Sweet glory! | 0:03:48 | 0:03:50 | |
Well, the city is saved, thanks to the news. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
Oh, man! That is precious! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
All righty, who's next? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Dolphins! | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
-You think you're so bad, broccoli? -Sir, sir! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
Brocolli is not an invader! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
-Huh? -It's just good for you. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
And something tells me these mud lattes aren't low in fat. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
The news lied to us! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Welcome to tonight's edition of LOSE News. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Today's top story. Dolphins - amusing frolicking fish or devious, | 0:04:41 | 0:04:47 | |
evil masterminds bent on sticking humans | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
in theme parks to perform tricks? Scientist? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
-Yep, evil masterminds. -There you have it, folks! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:58 | |
Don't believe him! Vinnie Voltaire lied to us! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
Oh, no! Voltar, we're losing our audience! Everybody's tuning out! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:08 | |
-What?! -Maybe people don't believe us. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
But they have to! I'm the news guy! | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Well, it says that a few people are still watching our show. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
-Really? Who? -Agh! | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Dolphins! Save me, Red! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:25 | |
Silence! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
-You can talk?! -We can do so much more! | 0:05:27 | 0:05:32 | |
-And you've somehow managed to uncover our top-secret plan. -Huh? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:37 | |
Are you talking about that ridiculous theme-park thing? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Ridiculous?! Hardly! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Soon the entire world will tremble before dolphin-kind! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
-Wait! So that dolphin thing was true? -See for yourself! | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
Huh?! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
Now to silence you for good! | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
Mummy! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Fire! | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Huh? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
-Sorry, Steve! -STEVE: -I don't care! | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Guys, over here! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Yikes! Run! | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
DOLPHIN WHISTLES | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
Follow that golf cart! | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
We've got to lose these dolphins, man! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
-Frogg, do something! -Maybe this? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
What about this?! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Wait, how about this? | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Hmm! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
-Phew! -Wow! I can't believe you were telling the truth, Voltar! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
Do you realise what this means? | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
The world will be conquered by dolphins?! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
No! It means, if we can prove this is true, people will believe us again! | 0:07:11 | 0:07:15 | |
-And then we'll be able to trick them again! -But why?! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:20 | |
Duh! Because it's funny! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
Heh heh heh! I've got an idea! | 0:07:22 | 0:07:26 | |
Ssh! Ready? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
This is Vinnie Voltaire, reporting live from the old fish factory. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:42 | |
We'll be going deep undercover to show you, the citizens, | 0:07:42 | 0:07:47 | |
what these dolphins are really up to. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-Huh? -I think he's asking for a password. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
I don't speak dolphin! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
RED WHIMPERS | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
And you made fun of me when I signed up for those dolphin lessons! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
My fellow dolphins, we've managed to scare off those nosy reporters. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:20 | |
We can now initiate phase one of our dastardly plan. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:25 | |
Um, could you tell us what that plan was...again? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:30 | |
-We missed the last dolphin meeting. -Wait, is that a hidden camera?! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:36 | |
Well, um... Gulp! | 0:08:38 | 0:08:41 | |
You must be part... of the dolphin press! | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
Uh, yeah! That's right! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:49 | |
We'd love you to give us all the details of your master plan, | 0:08:49 | 0:08:53 | |
for our dolphin viewers all over the world. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:58 | |
Well, you see, for too long, | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
our kind has been forced to perform tricks for humans in theme parks. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
So, we're going to capture them all and have them perform tricks for us! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:13 | |
Ha ha ha! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
PEOPLE GASP | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
The news wasn't lying after all! Troopers... | 0:09:19 | 0:09:24 | |
..it's time to kick something! | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
That's the plan. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
Thanks for the interview. I think it went really well. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
Oh, indeed it did, fish. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
For you have just been fooled into divulging | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
your secret world-domination plan by none other than the great Voltar! | 0:09:38 | 0:09:44 | |
-Who? -Oh! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
I mean, Vinnie Voltaire! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
It's that reporter guy! Get him! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
Now's the best time to blow our cover?! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
-You will be the first to perform for our amusement! -No! | 0:10:00 | 0:10:06 | |
CRASHING | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
You dolphins are all under arrest! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
No! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:21 | |
Why, Flipsy? Why? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
You guys always paid me in anchovies! | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
I hate anchovies! | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
The city owes you a great debt of gratitude. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
We're sorry we doubted you. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Really? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
So, there you have it, folks. The city is safe once again. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
And remember, eating food with your ears helps you lose weight! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
It does?! | 0:10:49 | 0:10:50 | |
Hee hee hee! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
Ah, victory! | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
E-mail [email protected] | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 |
