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First one to the phone gets to make the call. Sweet evil, what is that?!

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Oh, pl... I'm not falling for that old...

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RED HUMS TO HIMSELF

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Whoo-hoo!

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I win! Pronto Pizza? One pizza, no cheese, and no sauce, please.

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There's got to be any easier way to figure out who picks pizza toppings.

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Muh-hah-hah-hah! Huh?

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GENERAL CHATTER

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-Now, THAT is a statement.

-Indeed. It grab you, shake you very soul.

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The Art of Eviiil! Finally, a reason to visit this dumb place.

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Now - where'd they hang my incredibly wicked and awesome portrait?

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Please! Doomageddon could paint that.

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How is playing a guitar supposed to be evil?

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Er... Maybe it's out of tune?

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Where do you think they hung your portrait, Voltar?

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Red, your painting of me is so unbelievably awesome,

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that I bet they have it on display in its own special wing -

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with guards, and lasers and sharks.

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Where'd they put it? It's only like, the best painting ever!

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I hope they hung it in a shady area.

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The sun might melt the glue I used for the macaroni and glitter.

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Doomageddon found it!

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Told you! Its own wing!

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HE SCREAMS What?!

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HE BELCHES

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Eating garbage can't be good for Doomageddon's cold!

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No!

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My precious... My precious!

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How DARE those so-called art lovers

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shun such magnificence!

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A-ha...

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Perfect. I'll show them all what REAL art is all about.

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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-Hey. What are you doing in my office?

-Justice Gene?

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Not exactly. I've been promoted.

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Now its Museum Gene! Art protector.

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-Wow.

-Yeah. And don't try any funny business.

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I'm keeping my eyes on you.

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Oh...

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Minions - keep Gene distracted.

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It's time I get in touch with my artistic side!

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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Tee-hee... Tee-hee-hee-hee...

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Hello there.

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What's that? You can't see?

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Well - maybe this will help.

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HE LAUGHS

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Oh, and you are, my friend, just are not evil enough.

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HE LAUGHS

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DOOR OPENS >

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-RED HUMS

-OK? How you doing...?

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-What are you doing?

-Why, I'm...distracting you!

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What...? Whoo!

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Oh... I completely feel his pain.

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Something deep within fights to get out, he can no longer keep it in.

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Let it out, I say, let it out!

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SPLAT!

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What have you done?

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It is...brilliant!

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Absolutely brilliant. You, sir, are a genius.

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But he just sneezed!

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Just... sneezed?

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Mr Doomageddon has more talent in his sneeze

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than these so-called artists have in their entire bodies.

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What vision. What a statement. What a sneeze!

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Er...indeed.

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This portrait now perfectly reflects

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society's indulgence in corporate consumerism.

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APPLAUSE AND GASPS

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Hey! Sneeze on mine.

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Brilliant!

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Let it rip, poochie!

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GASPS

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MISCHIEVOUS GIGGLING

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SNARLING

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-Yes...?

-HE SCREAMS

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Oh, no!

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ROARING

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I really needed to use that!

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But I appreciate your vision!

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Everyone. To the exit!

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Well - at least we're all safe.

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Where's Voltar?!

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VOLTAR SNIGGERS

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Hasn't anyone told you how important it is to floss?

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GROWLING

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We need to save a Voltar! Who's with me?

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Fine. We'll just do it ourselves.

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"We"?

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BANGING

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Save me, Red!

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I'd er... wait a while before going in there.

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Gene. The museum's being destroyed.

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Don't worry, I opened the window. It'll air out in no time.

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No! The evil artwork is alive!

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What? Well...they didn't count on tangling with...

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Museum Gene!

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I must protect the art at all costs. At all costs!

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HE CACKLES

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Looks like someone needs a makeover!

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Voltar

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Oh, hey, guys. Perfect timing.

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Watch me give the cougar a handlebar moustache.

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-Voltar - the painting!

-It's alive!

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Alive...? What d'you mean, alive?

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Yike! Oh - THAT alive.

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ALL SCREAM

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Aaaaaaaagh!

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Let me introduce you... to the art of justice!

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TWANG! TWANG!

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Frogg was right, that guitar does need tuning.

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Aaagh...

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Ohhhh!

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SNIGGERING

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Not...my...flashlight!

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I've got a paintbrush, and I'm not afraid to use it!

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SIZZLING

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-Oh...

-That's it!

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Chemicals in the paint appear to neutralise

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Doomy's pan-dimensional germs!

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Hmm. Looks like the brush is mightier than the jar! Get painting, minions!

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Hey, Mr Suitcase. Looks like you're...out to lunch!

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SNARLING

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Ha-ha!

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-Ha-ha-ha!

-I'll help...

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-No...!

-Huh-huh-huh!

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Erm...should we?

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Nah.

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Whoa... Phew! Thanks, guys.

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Er...guys? I've got to stock!

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Guys...? Guys...!

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That was the last of them.

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The exhibit! It's ruined!

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Got to fix this... I got to fix it!

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Is...it...over?

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I...can explain!

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Brilliant!

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-A tour de force.

-It really catches the human spirit.

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HE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY

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Well, Doomy - looks like your career as an artist is over.

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HE SNEEZES

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SPLAT!

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Euwww!

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Voltar, look! Doomy's sneeze left a perfect outline of you!

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Well! I guess I got my portrait up in this place after all.

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Muh-hah-hah-hah!

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