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I bet you we can ruin his inner peace in no time.

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DOKTOR FROGG LAUGHS

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DOOMAGEDDON GRUNTS

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HE BELCHES

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EXPLOSION

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Huh? Guys, I hate to be a nag,

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but could you keep the noise down?

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THEY GROAN

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Huh?

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Uhhh...

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-Huh?

-Aargh!

-Oof!

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Aargh!

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# League Of Super Evil

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Aargh!

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Oooh!

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# League Of Super Evil. #

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Woo-hoo!

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Day off!

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I can't believe you're giving us the day off, Voltar.

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Hey, even super-evil needs to take a break.

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Ooh!

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So many lazy possibilities.

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Er...

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Have fun, minions!

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

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DOKTOR FROGG COUGHS

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Oh.

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Hmmm. Gee, I wonder what other villains are up to today.

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Whatever it is, they probably won't have to ride the bus.

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

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Mighty Skullmandos,

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the preparations for my latest plan are nearly complete.

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Soon, I shall be able to drill a hole to the centre of the earth,

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cracking the puny earth planet in two!

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

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MOBILE RINGS

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It is for you, my lord.

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Hello?

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Yes.

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Ah.

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Ahem. Yes.

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I...understand.

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Mighty Skullmandos.

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There has been a change of plans.

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My big date has been rescheduled for tonight.

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Ohhh! How am I supposed to bring about the total destruction

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of the earth AND get ready for my big date at the same time?

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

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Huh?

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Uhhh!

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-Huh?

-Uhhh.

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Oof!

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# The Skullo Show! #

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# Skullossus!

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# Skullossus!

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# Skullossus!

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# Skullossus!

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# Skullossus!

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HE LAUGHS

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That's me!

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# The Skullo Show! #

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ONE PERSON APPLAUDS

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So, er...where were we?

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Your date, sir.

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Oh, right.

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Execute the plan as scheduled,

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while I make a quick trip to the foolish human planet

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to get ready for my date.

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Do not fail me, minions!

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The fate of the world -

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and, to a lesser extent, my date -

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rests in your hands!

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PEOPLE GASP AND SCREAM

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The first task on my date to-do list -

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pick up my evening suit.

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Foolish dry cleaner patrons!

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It is I, the mighty Skullossus.

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Hand over my delicates or prepare to meet thy doom!

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Take a number, hot shot.

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What?! They'll meet their doom, all right.

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So what happened was,

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Voltar gave me the day off today,

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so I figured, what a great opportunity

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to get a head start on my week's chores, you know?

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So I'm going to clean the gutters, sort the recyclables, and then...

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Hey, green guy! Can we speed this up?

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Shhh, shhh.

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Some people can be so rude.

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Always go, go, go!

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Ohhh.

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And that's pretty much everything that's ever happened to me.

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Thanks, Mr Papadopoulos!

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Did you know that one in four people can whistle through their nose?

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My grandfather was a champion nose-whistler...

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Grrrr!

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..I remember, he won the nasal gold in the all-nose nasal...

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Finally!

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Here you go, young man.

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These aren't mine!

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Oh! Must have given your laundry to that nice, polite young man.

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Again?!

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Man, I really need to find a new dry cleaner.

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Ohhh.

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I think this is yours.

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Ewww. Too warm.

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Yes!

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Ohhh!

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Hey, I know a great dry cleaner.

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# Skullossus! #

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Next on the list for my date of doom...

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chocolates!

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Ha ha.

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Ah, a chocolate booth. How convenient.

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Tremble, foolish vendor!

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For today, I, the mighty Skullossus,

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will be taking your chocolate!

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Ahem. For the recommended retail price.

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Don't you see, man?

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There is no more chocolate, man!

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He ate it, man!

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He ate it all, man!

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Oh, no, you don't!

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Let...go!

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Aaarghhh!

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CRASH

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Chocolate -

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check.

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Foolish flowers are next!

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

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# The Skullo Show. #

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-Over here!

-GIRL LAUGHS

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Huh? Aargh!

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SHE CRIES

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Ohhh!

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Hee hee!

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HE CACKLES

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Here's another one.

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I know that wilting flowers is a total waste of my evil genius,

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but it is my day off.

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Ahhh.

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Chocolates, check.

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Ha ha ha!

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-Suit, check.

-Ha ha ha!

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And foolish flowers, check.

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This date may well go well yet.

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DOKTOR FROGG CACKLES

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I have no quarrel with you, mad scientist,

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but should you ruin my flowers, the consequences will be dire.

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Ooh! Must...resist...

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urge to...

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destroy flowers!

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Grrrrr!

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I probably shouldn't have done that. Aargh!

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MOBILE RINGS

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OK, this had better be good.

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Ummm, my Lord,

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I've got good news and bad news.

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Well, the good news is that we did complete the giant drill on time.

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The bad news is that we appear to be under attack.

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My giant space drill?!

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You got lucky.

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Aargh!

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Thank you!

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Prepare for immediate teleportation.

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Now it's too cold.

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Bleurgh! Hey!

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My Lord Skullossus,

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how go the date preparations?

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What do you think?

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SHOUTS AND FIRING

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Get off my space station!

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I'm trying to crack the earth in two here.

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It's time for a crack, all right.

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Of justice!

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A) That doesn't make sense,

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and B) this really isn't a good time, general!

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It's always a good time...

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for justice!

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Grrr!

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THEY GRUNT

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Admiral...

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switch on the giant...drill!

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The only drill you'll be switching on...

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is the sweet drill...

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Yeah, of justice. Yeah, I get it. You like justice.

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PEOPLE SCREAM

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HE STRAINS

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Ohhh.

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Ha ha!

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Victory is mine, Sergeant.

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Where is your precious justice now?!

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PEOPLE SCREAM

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Finally! Just right.

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EXPLOSION

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Huh? I hate Sloppy Slurps!

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HE SOBS

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Hey...

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Come on, don't worry.

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You'll get another chance to destroy the world.

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Oh, it's not that.

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I've got a big date tonight,

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but how am I going to impress her without fancy chocolates,

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a fancy suit or a fancy destroyed planet?

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Aw, Skullossus, you don't need all that stuff.

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You can't find love in a box of chocolates,

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or in a fancy suit,

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or a grandiose display of planetary destruction.

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Love comes from within, man.

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Just be yourself, Skullossus.

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Talk to her.

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I'm sure she'll like you for who you are.

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Oh...really?

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You think so?

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Yeah. I know so.

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Well...ahem.

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Thank you for your wise words, General Sergeant.

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I'm off to my date.

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Sooo...

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do we keep fighting, or...?

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SKULLOSSUS LAUGHS

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I like destructo-beams too!

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Wow.

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We have so much in common.

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THEY LAUGH

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Aargh!

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Ewww! Some people are trying to eat here.

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So, how was everyone's day off?

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Well, I cleaned the gutters,

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-sorted the recyclables...

-Ohhh!

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