LOSE Weight League of Super Evil
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-You're a cute little man! Are you a cute little man? -Red?! | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Evil villains do not talk with a cutesy-wootsey voice. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:10 | |
And we do NOT play with kittens! | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
-But he's just a little... -I don't want to hear it, Red. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
I don't want to hear he's got the cutest...nose or the dirtiest feet! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:20 | |
Gah! You little cutie-ba-tutie! | 0:00:20 | 0:00:24 | |
Does that mean we have to start going in the litter box? | 0:00:24 | 0:00:28 | |
EVIL LAUGH | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
RED! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:13 | |
DOKTOR FROGG SIGHS | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
Red's at the store, getting your ice cream, remember? | 0:01:14 | 0:01:18 | |
Yes, but how will I make my patented | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
deep-fried pickled mustard and fudge sundaes, | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
if I cannot get these pickles out of the jar? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:28 | |
-Open it. -It should not be a problem for my mighty hydraulic claws. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
HE GROANS | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
Look, man, I am an evil genius. I don't do jars! | 0:01:40 | 0:01:43 | |
Go get Doomageddon to open it. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Get up! I need pickles! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Doh! What has happened to the League Of Super Evil? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:58 | |
You're all out of shape. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
I remember a time when we were unstoppable. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:05 | |
At the peak of physical perfection. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
CROWD CHEERS | 0:02:15 | 0:02:18 | |
Yes, it seems we have slightly let ourselves go. Especially you guys. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:28 | |
And if the League Of Super Evil does not get back in shape soon, | 0:02:28 | 0:02:33 | |
we will never be able to open a jarred good ever again. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
TV CRACKLES | 0:02:37 | 0:02:38 | |
TV: Do you need to get in shape? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
I'm Seymour Sweat and I promise to turn any zero | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
into a meat-headed hero. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Hey, looking good, guy! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
And, for a limited time only, my sweatorium is offering | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
a free one-day trial membership. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
Don't you love it when TV is convenient like that? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
The League Of Super Evil is going to the gym! | 0:03:09 | 0:03:15 | |
-Yay! -Aaargh! Ouch! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
DOOMAGEDDON GROWLS | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
# League of Super Evil! # | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
Oh, boy! Treadmills! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:27 | |
Bicep boulders! Ear-lobe strengtheners. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
-Yeah! -Um, Frogg, you go first. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
FROGG GROANS | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Hey, you know what, this isn't so bad...! Aaargh! | 0:03:41 | 0:03:45 | |
What in the name of biceps is going on here? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Hey, look at you, you cream puffs! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
You call yourselves super villains? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
Hey, sweaty socks are not a food group. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
And you, you can't be doing that right, | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
you're not even sweating, for muscle's sake! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Oh! It's that guy from the TV! | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
I am making it my personal mission to get you buttercups in shape! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:37 | |
You are not leaving here until I. See. More. Sweat! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:43 | |
BEEP, CRASH! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Oh, but working out isn't supposed to be...work! | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
We just wanted to open a jar of pickles, man! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
Jar of pickles, huh? I know that pain all too well. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
CROWD LAUGHS | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
But first things first. You fellas ever heard of a workout montage? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:18 | |
Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! | 0:05:19 | 0:05:25 | |
SWEAT! Work! Grr! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
SWEAT! | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
Ugh! Eeeek! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
Oh! Hey! | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
Woo! Ha! Yay! | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
-I'm going to fly now! -Hmm. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:04 | |
-Oh! -More SWEAT! | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Oh, am I big and buff? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:09 | |
Can I go home now? | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
So, when does the sweating start, Mr Seymour? | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
You think you're better than me? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:22 | |
You think you know what it means to put in a hard sweaty day's sweating?! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:28 | |
Working sweat?! Gah! What was I talking about? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:34 | |
-Um...sweat? -Right! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
I was putting some mild-mannered sonny boy in his place! | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
Well, I challenge you | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
to a workout-off...of DOOM! | 0:06:42 | 0:06:47 | |
You make it through that obstacle course first - | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
and alive - then I let you go. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
I'll even be your minion for a day. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
KERCHING! | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Hmm. And if you win? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Then you buy a one-year membership and you come in here every day | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
until I see some muscle on you waterlillies! | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-We'll do it! -WHAT?! | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
CRUNCH! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
Ready, you whippersnappers? | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
Yeah, we'll sit this one out, if you don't mind. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
And they're off! Red Menace and Seymour Sweat with a promising lead. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:29 | |
Voltar... | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
not so much. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
Now for the monkey bars, | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
where we separate the evil men from the evil boys. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:38 | |
Ugh! | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Will he make it? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Ooh! Call that boy's mama, it's time to put him to bed! | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
98, 99, 100. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
Now it's time for the aerobic dance-off! | 0:07:54 | 0:07:58 | |
And work it! And work it! And work it! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:02 | |
VOLTAR PANTS | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
What! What a finale! | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
Oh! I don't know about you but my heart is totally pounding. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:17 | |
I, er...I can't... | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
No problem. | 0:08:26 | 0:08:29 | |
Ooh, that's got to hurt! | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
Strike 11! | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
It all comes down to a jump squat. A jump squat to victory! | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
You're not even sweating! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
-Oof! -A tie! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
-Hmm! -A three-way tie! | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
All right. There is only one way to see who is the strongest. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:20 | |
Whoever can get the pickles out of this jar wins. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:28 | |
This pickle jar has evaded me since I was a young Seymour Sweat. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
No-one can open it. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
They say that whomsoever shall get the pickle out of this jar... | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Red, just open it so we can all get out of here | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
and Mr sweat can start being our servant. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Huh? That's weird. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:50 | |
Come on, you! | 0:09:54 | 0:09:56 | |
I wish I could have had a pickle when I was young. Oh! Not today. | 0:09:56 | 0:10:02 | |
Eh! | 0:10:02 | 0:10:03 | |
-Ah! -ALL GASP | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
Huh? | 0:10:10 | 0:10:11 | |
Oooh! | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Huh? Aaargh! Zoiks! | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
We did it! VICTORY! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
What? No! That doesn't... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
You said all we had to do was get the pickles out of the jar... | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
Now pick up those pickles, minion! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
# League Of Super Evil! # | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
Oh, minion! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Bring me another sundae! | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
VOLTAR GROANS | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
Ah-ah! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
I've had a hard day of working out. Help me chew, wouldn't you? | 0:10:50 | 0:10:55 | |
BURP! | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
Excuse me! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 |