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-You're a cute little man! Are you a cute little man?

-Red?!

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Evil villains do not talk with a cutesy-wootsey voice.

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And we do NOT play with kittens!

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-But he's just a little...

-I don't want to hear it, Red.

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I don't want to hear he's got the cutest...nose or the dirtiest feet!

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Gah! You little cutie-ba-tutie!

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Does that mean we have to start going in the litter box?

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EVIL LAUGH

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RED!

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DOKTOR FROGG SIGHS

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Red's at the store, getting your ice cream, remember?

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Yes, but how will I make my patented

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deep-fried pickled mustard and fudge sundaes,

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if I cannot get these pickles out of the jar?

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-Open it.

-It should not be a problem for my mighty hydraulic claws.

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HE GROANS

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Look, man, I am an evil genius. I don't do jars!

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Go get Doomageddon to open it.

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Get up! I need pickles!

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Doh! What has happened to the League Of Super Evil?

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You're all out of shape.

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I remember a time when we were unstoppable.

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At the peak of physical perfection.

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CROWD CHEERS

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Yes, it seems we have slightly let ourselves go. Especially you guys.

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And if the League Of Super Evil does not get back in shape soon,

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we will never be able to open a jarred good ever again.

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TV CRACKLES

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TV: Do you need to get in shape?

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I'm Seymour Sweat and I promise to turn any zero

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into a meat-headed hero.

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Hey, looking good, guy!

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And, for a limited time only, my sweatorium is offering

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a free one-day trial membership.

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Don't you love it when TV is convenient like that?

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The League Of Super Evil is going to the gym!

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-Yay!

-Aaargh! Ouch!

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DOOMAGEDDON GROWLS

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# League of Super Evil! #

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Oh, boy! Treadmills!

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Bicep boulders! Ear-lobe strengtheners.

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-Yeah!

-Um, Frogg, you go first.

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FROGG GROANS

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Hey, you know what, this isn't so bad...! Aaargh!

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What in the name of biceps is going on here?

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Hey, look at you, you cream puffs!

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You call yourselves super villains?

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Hey, sweaty socks are not a food group.

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And you, you can't be doing that right,

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you're not even sweating, for muscle's sake!

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Oh! It's that guy from the TV!

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I am making it my personal mission to get you buttercups in shape!

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You are not leaving here until I. See. More. Sweat!

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BEEP, CRASH!

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Oh, but working out isn't supposed to be...work!

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We just wanted to open a jar of pickles, man!

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Jar of pickles, huh? I know that pain all too well.

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CROWD LAUGHS

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But first things first. You fellas ever heard of a workout montage?

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Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat! Sweat!

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SWEAT! Work! Grr!

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SWEAT!

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BELL RINGS

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Ugh! Eeeek!

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HE SIGHS

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Oh! Hey!

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Woo! Ha! Yay!

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-I'm going to fly now!

-Hmm.

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-Oh!

-More SWEAT!

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Oh, am I big and buff?

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Can I go home now?

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So, when does the sweating start, Mr Seymour?

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You think you're better than me?

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You think you know what it means to put in a hard sweaty day's sweating?!

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Working sweat?! Gah! What was I talking about?

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-Um...sweat?

-Right!

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I was putting some mild-mannered sonny boy in his place!

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Well, I challenge you

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to a workout-off...of DOOM!

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You make it through that obstacle course first -

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and alive - then I let you go.

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I'll even be your minion for a day.

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KERCHING!

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Hmm. And if you win?

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Then you buy a one-year membership and you come in here every day

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until I see some muscle on you waterlillies!

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-We'll do it!

-WHAT?!

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CRUNCH!

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Ready, you whippersnappers?

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Yeah, we'll sit this one out, if you don't mind.

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And they're off! Red Menace and Seymour Sweat with a promising lead.

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Voltar...

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not so much.

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Now for the monkey bars,

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where we separate the evil men from the evil boys.

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Ugh!

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Will he make it?

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Ooh! Call that boy's mama, it's time to put him to bed!

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98, 99, 100.

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Now it's time for the aerobic dance-off!

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And work it! And work it! And work it!

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VOLTAR PANTS

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APPLAUSE

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What! What a finale!

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Oh! I don't know about you but my heart is totally pounding.

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I, er...I can't...

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No problem.

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Ooh, that's got to hurt!

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Strike 11!

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It all comes down to a jump squat. A jump squat to victory!

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You're not even sweating!

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-Oof!

-A tie!

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-Hmm!

-A three-way tie!

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All right. There is only one way to see who is the strongest.

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Whoever can get the pickles out of this jar wins.

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This pickle jar has evaded me since I was a young Seymour Sweat.

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No-one can open it.

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They say that whomsoever shall get the pickle out of this jar...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Red, just open it so we can all get out of here

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and Mr sweat can start being our servant.

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Huh? That's weird.

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Come on, you!

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I wish I could have had a pickle when I was young. Oh! Not today.

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Eh!

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-Ah!

-ALL GASP

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Huh?

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Oooh!

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Huh? Aaargh! Zoiks!

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We did it! VICTORY!

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What? No! That doesn't...

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You said all we had to do was get the pickles out of the jar...

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Now pick up those pickles, minion!

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# League Of Super Evil! #

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Oh, minion!

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Bring me another sundae!

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VOLTAR GROANS

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Ah-ah!

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I've had a hard day of working out. Help me chew, wouldn't you?

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BURP!

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Excuse me!

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