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Ouch! Ow, will you stop that I'm trying to watch the weather forec... | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
-Ouch! -What's the weather forec-ouch? -Will you stop that! | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
Sorry, Big Howard. The grand final of Swingballdon is on Friday, so I | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
have to practise every waking hour | 0:00:12 | 0:00:14 | |
to be sure I'm at the top of my game. | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
That's lovely Little Howard, but do you have to do it in here? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
It's actually hitting me in the head... Ouch! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Yeah, it turns out the back of your head is better at this than you are! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:27 | |
Little Howard beats the back of Big Howard's head four games to zero! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:32 | |
(TV) And now, the weather, with Sian Lloyd. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Oh! Hello Sian! Ow! | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Ooh! What's the weather going to be like on Friday, Sian? | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
..and Friday's weather now is very much a case of | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
heavy rainfall, followed by incredibly heavy rainfall, lashings | 0:00:46 | 0:00:51 | |
of rain, interspersed by brief intervals of torrential rainfall. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
No, Sian! What about Swingballdon! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
..Friday we'll see the clouds of rain moving away from most | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
-of the country... -Oh, thank goodness for that! | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
..in order to really cack it down over the Purley area. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:09 | |
Noooo! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
I'm going to bed, Big Howard. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
I would ask another one of my B-i-i-i-g Questions | 0:01:15 | 0:01:20 | |
about why Sian Lloyd uses her magic powers for evil, | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
but I'm so depressed, I can hardly see the point. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:29 | |
What?! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
The only magic power Sian Lloyd has is the magic power of her loveliness! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
Things are looking very good indeed, very acceptable minus temperatures, | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
18 and 64 degrees in Fahrenheit... | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
So you want the sun to come out on Friday, do you?! | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
-Oh! -Well! I shall send it to Brazil like I do every day. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:03 | |
And I command the rain, and the wind, | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
snow and the clouds to ruin the Swingballdon Championships. Ha-ha! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:14 | |
Blimey! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Surely this has got to win Purley's Heaviest Marrow Competition! | 0:02:19 | 0:02:24 | |
Just got to find somewhere safe to put it. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
BLARE | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
I, Little Howard, have come up with another of my | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
B-i-i-i-g Questions! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:41 | |
Can I wrestle control of the weather from Sian Lloyd's evil grip? | 0:02:41 | 0:02:45 | |
SPLAT | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
I do... | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
I do wish you wouldn't do that. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
# I love monkeys I love monkeys | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
# All those happy little chirpy little monkeys | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
# With their tails And their bananas | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
# I think that if we all were monkeys | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
# We'd have happier mananas | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
# Give me monkeys Lots of monkeys | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
# For you know that it's the monkeys I adore | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
# If my love said that she did not love those monkeys | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
# I wouldn't love her any more. # | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Thank you very much! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:20 | |
WIND GUSTS | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
I think we need to order some more monkeys, Big Howard! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
And the next lot need to be wind resistant! | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Right, run it past me. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Mind your feet! | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Run it past me one more time. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
-I, Little Howard... -I've got that bit. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
..have come up with another one of my | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
(QUIETLY) B-i-i-i-g Questions. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:53 | |
-Yup, fairly standard. -Can I wrestle control of the weather... -Hmm. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:58 | |
..from Sian Lloyd's evil grip? | 0:03:58 | 0:04:01 | |
Right, let me stop you there. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Sian Lloyd doesn't control the weather, and | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
if she did, she wouldn't do it with an evil grip, she'd do it with the | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
gentle touch of a beautiful angel. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
You're just saying that because you fancy Sian Lloyd. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
I don't! I respect her as a woman and a meteorologist. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
I get it, Sian Lloyd's controlling your feeble mind. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:24 | |
She is not controlling my feeble...my mind. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
Prove it! Prove your loyalty! | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-Help me to destroy Sian Lloyd! -Little Howard, I forbid you to... | 0:04:29 | 0:04:34 | |
Feet! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
Little Howard, I forbid you to destroy Sian Lloyd! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Or indeed any weather presenter... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
except maybe Rob McElwee. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Well then, she better make it sunny for Swingballdon! | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
No person controls the weather, it all happens because of | 0:04:47 | 0:04:51 | |
areas of high and low pressure, and squiggly lines moving around | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
the skies with pointy bits on them. You wouldn't understand. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
Do you understand? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
No, all I know is that people can't control the weather. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
I once went scuba diving in Honduras with Sian Lloyd! | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
-No you didn't. -Didn't I?! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
Oh, that's a shame, I had such a lovely time. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
If you could control the weather... | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-Oh, not you as well! -..it could help you grow another enormous | 0:05:14 | 0:05:19 | |
marrow for your competition. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:23 | |
-Don't care. -What competition? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
It could help you beat | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
Edgar Beazley! | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Smug old Edgar Beazley, who always thrashes you | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
with his massive marrow. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:37 | |
-Who's Edgar Beazley? -Edgar Beazley has won Purley's Heaviest Marrow | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Competition 28 years running! | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
He bestrides the world of out-sized marrow growing | 0:05:43 | 0:05:46 | |
like a smug colossus with a marrow. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Sitting there patting his Cucurbita maxima. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
I bet you'd love to wipe the smug grin off his big | 0:05:51 | 0:05:55 | |
champion marrow-growing face. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:56 | |
Yeah take that, Bees... | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
What am I talking about? It's not possible to change the weather! | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
Yes, it is! You could build a solar mirror! | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Is that a mirror that can see your soul? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:10 | |
No, it reflects the sun. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
The first solar mirror was launched from the Mir space station | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
by Russia in the early 1990s. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
They planned to reflect the sun's energy onto the earth. | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
The idea is that the mirror focuses | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
solar energy onto parts of the earth where the sun doesn't shine. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:28 | |
You told me to stick my klaxon there once didn't you, Big Howard? | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
Several times. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
So with this technology, we could make it sunny for Swingballdon, | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
and focus the sun's rays on our garden, so I could grow another | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
-colossal marrow! -Definitely! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
Right! | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
MUSIC: Theme from The A-Team | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
Brilliant! One 20-metre solar mirror! | 0:07:20 | 0:07:24 | |
Marvellous! You're just one step away from controlling the weather! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
Take that, Edgar Beazley! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
In your face, Sian Lloyd! | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
You just need to launch it into space! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
Where are we going to find a space rocket round here? | 0:07:43 | 0:07:46 | |
There's a space centre next to the post office isn't there? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Oh, no, hang on, that's a fishmongers. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
Perhaps a nearby village has its own space programme. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
There won't be anything out... | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
here... | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Wow! | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
Excuse me. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
-Hello. -Can you fly this into space? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
I'm afraid not. Space is 60 miles | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
up, and the highest a balloon has ever been is 21 miles. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
Why do you want to go into space? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
I need to get a massive mirror into space to make it sunny on Friday | 0:08:20 | 0:08:24 | |
to save Swingballdon and topple the evil weather wizard Sian Lloyd. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
And I want to grow a massive marrow. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
I'm afraid weather wizards don't actually control the weather. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-Weather is created by convection. -Well, obviously | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
convection plays a part, yes. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Of course... | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
-What's convection? -Convection is when the sun heats up the ground | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
and then the warm air rises. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:45 | |
To demonstrate convection, you should come for a flight | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
in my hot air balloon. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:49 | |
Boring... I mean hooray! | 0:08:49 | 0:08:51 | |
MUSIC: "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay | 0:08:52 | 0:08:56 | |
Now convection - see what happens when I do this. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Ooh! We're going up! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Exactly, because I've just heated up the air in the balloon. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
It's like when you put a pan of water on a stove, and the bubbles | 0:09:08 | 0:09:13 | |
bubble up when they warm up, that's what air is, it rises up, and inside | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
the balloon, all the molecules are now warmer than outside the balloon. | 0:09:16 | 0:09:20 | |
And the balloon goes up. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
OK, but that still doesn't explain | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
why Sian Lloyd is making it rain on Friday. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:27 | |
She's not actually making it rain. The rain is caused | 0:09:27 | 0:09:29 | |
by these molecules that have moisture in them. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
As they rise, because they're warm, | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
the air is cooler so the air condenses, | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
and the water molecules become heavy and form water droplets | 0:09:37 | 0:09:41 | |
and they fall out of the cloud, and that's how you get rain. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
Can't get these things to work. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Flipping binoculars. Ooh! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
I can see Edgar Beazley's house! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
-Where? -Just on the horizon, over there! | 0:09:50 | 0:09:54 | |
Wow, what's that massive thing in his garden? It looks like... | 0:09:54 | 0:09:58 | |
-Oh, Blimey! -I can't see it. What is it? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:01 | |
-No it's nothing. -What do you see? -It's definitely not a marrow so big | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
you can practically see it from space. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Thank heavens for that! That would be terrible. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Go on, pull! | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
-Run, sheep, run! -Sorry, animals! | 0:10:22 | 0:10:25 | |
See the dark clouds, weather doesn't look so good ahead, | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
-so I think we'll have to come down and land. Are you ready? -I think so! | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
It's Sian Lloyd! She's onto us, she's making it all cloudy! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:42 | |
Going down. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
Ooh! | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
-Thanks very much for the flight! -Yeah, and the lesson in contraption. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
You're welcome, and it's convection. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-Here's a book about how convection works. -Thank you. -You're welcome. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-See you next time! -Thank you. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-Agh! Ow! -Ooh! | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
Is that a guide to destroying Sian Lloyd? | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
No, it's an A-Z Of Clouds by Antonia Natterjack. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:15 | |
-Thanks very much. -You're welcome. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
Says here that different clouds have | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
got different names like animals and plants. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:27 | |
That one is a cumulus humilis, | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
or to use the Latin term, "little fluffy cloud on its own." | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
That cloud looks a bit like a sheep. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
So does that one. There's another one, three, four... | 0:11:36 | 0:11:42 | |
The biggest cloud of all is the | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Cumulonimbus, which can be up to 60,000 feet tall! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
They can hold half a million tons of water and | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
often bring thunder and lightning. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
A bolt of lightning is hotter than the sun and carries enough energy to | 0:11:55 | 0:12:00 | |
toast over 100,000 slices of bread. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:03 | |
-SNORING -Hot buttered toast. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:07 | |
You have incurred my wrath! | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
My wizard senses tell me that you have defied me | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
by trying to make the sun shine on Friday! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
Just for that I command my 60,000 foot Cumulonimbuses to attack | 0:12:22 | 0:12:27 | |
with wind, hailstones, and thunder and lightning. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:33 | |
Steadily progressing eastwards as the day goes by. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
I mean... So prepare to meet your windy, icy doom. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:46 | |
Ha, ha, ha, haaaa! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:51 | |
SNORING | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
BOTH: Aaaagh! | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
Get away! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
'Holy McCaskill! Sian Lloyd is an evil wizard! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:06 | |
'But she seems so nice! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:07 | |
'Will Sian Lloyd destroy Little Howard?! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:10 | |
'Will Swingballdon be rained out? Will Big Howard be thrashed yet | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
'again by Edgar Beazley's massive marrow? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
'I don't know! Here's an ad.' | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
'Coming soon to The 24-Hour Weather Channel - | 0:13:23 | 0:13:27 | |
'Strictly Come Rain Dancing! | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
'Sick of watching weathermen telling you the weather over and over again, | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
'because that's all this channel does? | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
'Well, we've gathered all the rain-dancing cultures of earth | 0:13:36 | 0:13:40 | |
'and several random celebrities for one final dance-off! | 0:13:40 | 0:13:44 | |
'First Konnie Huq joins a Cherokee tribe from Southern Appalachia | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
'to try and get the Chelsea Flower Show rained off | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
'with help from Haka the dog! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
'Strictly Come Rain Dancing. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
'Mercifully the only precipitation based reality show on TV!' | 0:13:57 | 0:14:02 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
It's true! Sian Lloyd is an evil wizard! | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
A beautiful evil wizard! | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
And she came to me in a dream and told me she was going to send a | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
"Curlycue Omnibus" to get me. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
-Cumulonimbus. -Yeah, she's going to send wind and | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
hail and thunderbolts and lightning very, very frightening. Me, Galileo! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
Galileo! | 0:14:30 | 0:14:31 | |
-What? -We need to fight weather with weather! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:35 | |
We have got to launch a solar mirror | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
-into space and zap her with it. -Of course! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:43 | |
What happened when the Russians launched their mirror? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
It projected a bright spot on the surface of the earth | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
five kilometres wide! | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Fantastic! It made it sunny over a five kilometre area? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:56 | |
For a bit, yes. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
How long for? A month? | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
About half a second. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
That'll do the... What? | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
The trouble was the spot moved at the same speed the earth spins round | 0:15:04 | 0:15:08 | |
so it travelled from southern France to Western Russia at | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
three hundred miles an hour. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
So... | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-You've completely wasted your time! -Right... | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
We need to learn to defend ourselves against Sian Lloyd's powers but how? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:28 | |
Give us one second. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
In your own time, no rush. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
What's this? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
This is Southampton University's wind tunnel. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
They use it to test cars and boats and planes against the | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
forces of Sian Lloyd, sometimes referred to as the "weather". | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
OK. And why am I in it? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
We need to build up your resistance to high speed winds. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:56 | |
Right. One more question. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
-Why me? -Because you're the biggest. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
When Sian strikes I shall be hiding behind you, or up your jumper. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
-Right. -OK, start defending yourself, please. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:12 | |
I'm not sure about this, Little Howard, with the fans... | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
OK. Firstly an umbrella. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
-Ooh. OK. Rihanna can't always be right. Try a "packa-macka". -What? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:29 | |
BIG HOWARD SHOUTS INCOHERENTLY | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
What about a tent? Try a tent please. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:40 | |
Maybe not. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Oh dear. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
INCOHERENT SHOUTING | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
Sorry, I can't hear you saying I don't want to do this, because | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
you're in a wind tunnel! Come on! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Imagine it's Sian Lloyd's wind! Protect yourself! | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
Well, I think that was very funny. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
What? | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
I mean, useful. Very, very...useful. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
If we were to run into Sian Lloyd | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
now, you'd definitely be able to hold your own against her. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
You think so? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Hello boys! I'd like you to meet... | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
-Sian Lloyd! -Oh, you've already met? | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Aaarrgh! Fire up the wind tunnel! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:30 | |
Intercept her nuclear rhombus clouds! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:34 | |
Ow! | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
You have defied me once too often, Little Howard! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
I challenge you to a weather duel. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
I forecast heavy showers. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Agh! Right! You've asked for this. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:59 | |
Take that. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
Oh! | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
Aaagh! It's so cold! | 0:18:09 | 0:18:13 | |
Do you submit to the awesome power of the weather wizard? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:18 | |
Two can play at that game. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:20 | |
-Take that. -Agh! | 0:18:20 | 0:18:22 | |
Right, now you've done it, Little Howard. Be prepared to say goodbye. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:29 | |
-Aaaargh! -Ha-ha-ha! | 0:18:33 | 0:18:36 | |
I've got you now Little Howard! | 0:18:36 | 0:18:41 | |
Little Howard! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Little Howard! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Little Howard? | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
Are you all right? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
Agh! Oh! You look much less evil when you're not in a sinister | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
dream sequence. And you are a lot | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
prettier in real life and you've got such lovely eyes, Sian Lloyd. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
That's Miss Lloyd to you! I'm so sorry about that, Miss Lloyd. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
Mother invited me over. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
We met when she was a fax machine at the Met Office. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
We went scuba-diving once in Honduras. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
She said she was worried because you thought I was a weather wizard. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:19 | |
Oh, you're not a weather wizard are you? | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
You're a weather angel. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
I don't know what you're playing at, but I saw her first. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
I'm sorry, Little Howard, all the signs are it is | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
going to be heavy rain on Friday. Lashings of rain. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
I don't care any more. You see... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:40 | |
# Whether the weather is cloudy or grey | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
# Raining tomorrow or hailing today | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
# You break the bad news in such a nice way | 0:19:46 | 0:19:49 | |
# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you... # | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
I saw her first! | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
# Whether the weather is drizzly or wet | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
# You're the best weather one I've ever met | 0:19:55 | 0:19:59 | |
# You warn me of thunder but I soon forget | 0:19:59 | 0:20:02 | |
# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
# Call it a rain storm or a heavy dew | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
# Say it's inclement or the weather is poo | 0:20:35 | 0:20:37 | |
# Name it a cold snap or a touch of flu | 0:20:37 | 0:20:41 | |
# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you | 0:20:41 | 0:20:43 | |
BOTH: # Whether it's hail or a tropical storm | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
# Big, nasty cold front but you'll keep us warm | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
# I'd sit through a blizzard to watch you perform | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
# You ruined my holiday | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
# With no apology | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
BOTH: # Meteorology that's where we want to be | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
# Sian Lloyd, I'm thinking of you. # | 0:21:00 | 0:21:07 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-Hello? -'Are you that Big Howard?' -Yes... | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Little Howard, I'm sorry about Swingballdon, but couldn't you | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
just hold the Grand Final indoors? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
Inside! Brilliant! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
Why didn't I think of that? | 0:21:26 | 0:21:28 | |
It's that sort of enormous leap of logic that keeps you at the top of | 0:21:28 | 0:21:33 | |
your profession. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
I don't believe it! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
Edgar Beazley's marrow patch was | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
struck by lightning this afternoon. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
Which me being the only other competitor means, | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
I win Purley's Heaviest Marrow Competition by default. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
But it's not even cloudy today. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
How did that happen? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
I wonder. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 |