How Can I Change Someone's Mind? Little Howard's Big Question
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-So you promise to do the washing up and tidy your room, yes? -Yes. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:08 | |
-One day. -What are you expecting to find anyway? | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
I dunno, a Miley Cyrus karaoke DVD, Peter Andre's latest life story, | 0:00:11 | 0:00:17 | |
a box of human noses. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
A curious situation for our heroes find themselves in, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
I think you'll agree. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
This was how we were going to start the episode | 0:00:24 | 0:00:26 | |
but decided it was too confusing. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
In fact, we changed our minds. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:31 | |
So that's why the cat went to the moon. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
And finally, the TV show Flannel Alan has been cancelled. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:39 | |
The stupid programme about a stupid flannel called Alan | 0:00:39 | 0:00:42 | |
has been called "rubbish and stupid" by everyone, | 0:00:42 | 0:00:45 | |
except the Prime Minister, who used a swear word. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
We spoke to the man who finally axed the stupid flannel, | 0:00:49 | 0:00:52 | |
BBC boss Todd Otterback. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
It was the only TV show | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
you could hear people's mums complaining about from space. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
This is the most popular decision I've made | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
since giving Barney Harwood his own TV channel. | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
Oh, dear. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
Shall we go to the other end of the bath, Flannel Alan? Shall we? | 0:01:11 | 0:01:16 | |
What's that you say, Flannel Alan? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
"Euwrgh! Euwrrgghh! Euwgh!" | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
No, still not getting it. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -< Little Howard, can I come in? | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
Can Big Howard come in, Flannel Alan? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
"Euwrgh! Euwrrgghh!" | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
No, I've no idea what you're saying. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
Little Howard? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-I'm afraid I've got some bad news. -Oh, no! Has the goldfish died? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:42 | |
Again? | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
-No. The boss of the BBC has cancelled Flannel Alan. -What?! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:49 | |
Who? How? Why?! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
Well, apparently... | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
-everyone thinks it's rubbish. -Oh! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
And everyone's opinion is more important than mine, is it?! | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
-It's my favourite! -I know. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Look, Flannel Alan wouldn't want us to be sad, would he? | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
He'd carry on galloping about with his merry squawk. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
He wouldn't go to p... Oh! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
-HORN BLARES -Aaarrgghh! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
I, Little Howard, have come up with another of my Biiiiiig Questions! | 0:02:18 | 0:02:23 | |
How can I change someone's mind? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-MUFFLED SPEECH -I do wish you wouldn't do that. Ow, stop! | 0:02:27 | 0:02:32 | |
My too-fishy wooden poo hat?! | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
# You love monkeys You love monkeys | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
# All those happy little chirpy little monkeys | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
# With their tales and their bananas | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
# You think that if we all were monkeys you'd have happier mananas | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
# Give you monkeys Lots of monkeys | 0:02:49 | 0:02:53 | |
# For you know that it's the monkeys you adore | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
# If your love said that you did not love those monkeys | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
# You wouldn't love her any more. # | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
Would you? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
There! My hypno-specs have convinced our entire audience | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
that they love monkeys. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
Quick lads! Form a boy-band! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
-ROBOTIC VOICE -I love monkeys. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
Mother, how do I change someone's mind about something? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:24 | |
-What's that banging? -It's Big Howard trying to get out of my wardrobe. | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
I need to change the boss of the BBC's mind about... | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
Who? Todd Otterback? He's dishy! | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
He's not! He's just cancelled Flannel Alan. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
Well you could try to argue with him. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
What, like call him a big flan-head and kick him in the knee? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
No, that's fighting. Arguing's different. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Argument is the use of words to convince people using logic | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
-and reason. You need to persuade him that he's got it wrong! -Aaarrgghh! | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
But how do I find him? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Well I have hacked into the BBC mainframe | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-and downloaded his mobile number and diary. -Wow! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
You did all that for me? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Nope. I did that ages ago. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
Did I mention he is a hottie! | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Yes. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Er, thanks. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Where are you going?! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:20 | |
I'm going to find the boss of the BBC and kick him in the knee! | 0:04:20 | 0:04:25 | |
What?! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Little Howard, you can't argue with Todd Otterback. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
He's the most unreasonable boss the BBC's ever had. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
If you annoy him, he might cancel our show! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
-Shush! According to his diary he's... -Where'd you get his dia...? | 0:04:36 | 0:04:40 | |
..spending time with his friend Jim. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
MUSIC: "Higher" by Taio Cruz | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
There he is - Todd Otterback, the most feared man in telly! | 0:05:05 | 0:05:10 | |
He's just a big pussycat. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
And a hottie, apparently. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Janet, I want it with mayonnaise or I'm cancelling Antiques Roadshow! | 0:05:15 | 0:05:20 | |
'Right away, sir.' | 0:05:20 | 0:05:21 | |
Todd Otterback, I put it to you, very convincingly, | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
that Flannel Alan is good and not rubbish! | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
What?! Flannel Alan is like watching watching paint dry. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:32 | |
-Watching watching paint dry?! -Yes. "Watching Paint Dry" | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
was a show we did on BBC Four for a while. I cancelled it. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
It was nearly as rubbish as Flannel Alan. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:42 | |
How dare you! | 0:05:42 | 0:05:45 | |
One day I'll be powerful enough to actually cancel people. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:50 | |
-PHONE RINGS -'Hello, Todd Otterback?' | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
I can't talk now, I'm on a rowing machine. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-'I just called to say you're a dishy hottie!' -What? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
I'm a "dishy hottie?" Who is this?! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
In a recent survey, 100% of cartoon boys | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
said that Flannel Alan is the best show on telly ever! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
-Yeah, that's just you, isn't it? -Er... | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
Cor, this arguing lark's hard, isn't it? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:20 | |
Sorry, Mr Otterback, sir. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
MUSIC: "Feeling Good" by Muse | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
HE GROANS | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
-I put it to you... -Aren't you in one of my TV shows? -Yes. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:36 | |
Yes, he's Richard Hammond off Top Gear. Nice thighs, by the way. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:41 | |
Blimey, he's grown. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
-Janet. Cancel Top Gear. -'Yes, Mr Otterback.' | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-Now! -'Right away, sir.' | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-Let go! He nearly agreed with me then! -No he didn't! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:53 | |
He's a very powerful man and he hates Flannel Alan, | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
-There's no point. It's a lost cause. -That is a shame. | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:05 | |
Please don't cry. Just stop. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
But it's my favourite programme in the world, Big Howard! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:11 | |
But there's nothing we can do. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
I'll just be incredibly sad for the rest of my life. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
I mean if there was anything we could do I'd... | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Don't worry, Big Howard. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
I'll just cry until all my ink dissolves in tears. Waaaaah! | 0:07:21 | 0:07:27 | |
-All right! I'll help! -Brilliant. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Right, I thought we could change the minds of the entire country | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
with a colossal advertising campaign. | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
So, a nationwide advertising campaign on television, radio, | 0:07:37 | 0:07:41 | |
magazines, the internet, billboards and football sponsorship | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
will come to about...er... carry the three... | 0:07:44 | 0:07:48 | |
£40 million. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-How much is an advert in the newsagent's window? -50p. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
Little Howard, you haven't got £40 million in your piggy bank. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:59 | |
-I don't think you've even got 50p. -OK, plan B - blackmail. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:04 | |
-What?! -Sorry, not blackmail. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
What's the word when you find out an embarrassing secret about someone | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
and then threaten to tell everyone if they don't do what you say? | 0:08:10 | 0:08:14 | |
-That IS blackmail. -Call it what you like, Big Howard. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:18 | |
All we have to do is sneak into Todd Otterback's house and... | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Can I come? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:21 | |
No. And find evidence of something that could ruin his career. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:26 | |
No way! | 0:08:26 | 0:08:28 | |
Blackmail is illegal and immoral and under no circumstances | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
am I going to go out there and sit in a garden and... | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-So you promise to do the washing up and tidy your room, yes? -Yes. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:40 | |
-One day. -What are you expecting to find anyway? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
I dunno, a Miley Cyrus karaoke DVD, Peter Andre's latest life story, | 0:08:43 | 0:08:50 | |
a box of human noses. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
You know if he catches us, that's our careers over? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
We'll have to go and live in a skip. Mother will have to go live on eBay. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
Oh! Here he comes! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
I don't care what Jeremy Clarkson says, | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
the tiny cartoon one annoyed me at the gym | 0:09:08 | 0:09:11 | |
so Top Gear is finished, you hear? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
So, we just wait here and wait till he goes to bed. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:17 | |
Little Howard?! | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
Of course Richard Hammond is a cartoon. I've just met him. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:23 | |
Little Howard! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
HE BREAKS WIND | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
Now. If I was collecting the paws of neighbourhood cats, | 0:09:38 | 0:09:42 | |
where would I hide them? | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
Cancel that. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Er...the News. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Cancel it. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
-What?! -Eek! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
You...! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
Little Howard's for it now! This show could be cancelled and he could | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
go to jail for attempted blackmail and trespassing! | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
I can't watch! In fact, I'm watching the ads with my eyes closed. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:47 | |
This is TV's much-loved flannel, Flannel Alan, in happier times. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:55 | |
But now this small, defenceless facecloth, | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
is being forced off our screens and onto the streets. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
Giving just £40 million will help us buy a national advertising campaign | 0:11:04 | 0:11:09 | |
to change the mind of everyone in the country and get him back on telly, | 0:11:09 | 0:11:13 | |
where he belongs. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:15 | |
Aaarrgghh! Aaarrgghh! | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Aaarrgghh! | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Richard Hammond! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
You broke my beautiful plate collection! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
I see that cancelling Top Gear | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
didn't get the message through your tiny mullet! | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
I'm going to make sure that you never, ever... | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
Richard? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
Richard Hamster Hammond? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
I don't remember ordering | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
a life-size cut-out of Richard Hammond. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:59 | |
Must be a promotional thing. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Creepy. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
What happened then?! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
I guess that cliffhanger was so dramatic | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-I got stuck in the freeze-frame. -Oh! | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
How implausibly useful. Let's get out of here! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:29 | |
Oh! I thought you were burglars! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
Well, one of us IS! | 0:12:38 | 0:12:39 | |
Little Howard snuck into Todd Otterback's house | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
to try and find something to blackmail him with | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
so he wouldn't cancel Flannel Alan! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-Did you find anything? -That is hardly the point! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
It's dangerous, it's illegal... did you? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Perhaps a hanky that smells of his aftershave? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
No, he just sits in an armchair watching telly | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
and reading magazines all day. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
And he collects rubbishy ceramic plates. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Well, collectED. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
That's it! I'm having nothing more to do with your big question. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:08 | |
Ah, well, I didn't want to do this, but... Please, Big Howard, please? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:13 | |
-Please, Big Howard, please? -That's not going to work. -Please! Please! | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
-Please! -I'm going to bed. That's not going to work. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:19 | |
Please! Please! Please! Please, Big Howard, please? | 0:13:19 | 0:13:23 | |
Please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard, | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
Please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard, please. Ah, go on! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard, please, Big Howard, | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
Please! Please! Please, Big Howard, please Big Howard, please! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
Pleeeaaassseee! | 0:13:38 | 0:13:42 | |
Pleeeaaassseee! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:46 | |
Pleeeaaassseee! | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease... | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
Yes, all right! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Oh, thank goodness. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
I reckon three more pleases and I would have probably given up! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
You might not have made it past two. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
Sorry, Mother, where were we? | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
I just had to change Big Howard's mind again. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:14 | |
I've been thinking about Todd Otterback. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Yes? Have you got a plan? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
No, I've just been thinking about his lovely face. Mmmm! | 0:14:18 | 0:14:24 | |
Oh! Did you say he loves telly and magazines? That gives me an idea. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:29 | |
"David Tennant gets Flannel Alan tattoo." | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
"'I wish I had a flannel like Alan!' says David Beckham." | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
Eh! That infernal flannel must be more popular than I realised. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:12 | |
Ooh! He's got his own range of ceramic plates! | 0:15:13 | 0:15:18 | |
I've hacked into his satellite dish. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
I'm just broadcasting the propaganda to his TV now. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:25 | |
This just in. Thousands of people are taking to the streets | 0:15:25 | 0:15:29 | |
to protest against the cruel cancellation of Flannel Alan. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:34 | |
My goodness! | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
I've completely misjudged the mood of the nation! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:40 | |
I'd better buy those plates! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
Hello, Flannel Alan Ceramic Plates. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
-Iain Stirling, is that you? -No, sir, it's Chris. Chris Johnson. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:57 | |
'All us CBBC celebs' | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
run Flannel Alan ceramics companies in our spare time. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
It's because we love him. So much! | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
Really? I'll have 20 please. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
Nice work, Chris. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Thank you. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
Now please can you not draw glasses and a moustache on Hacker. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:14 | |
Get off me, Little Howard! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:15 | |
Janet, I need a word about... | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
-'Yes, Mr Otterback, sir.' -..Flannel Alan. | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
'Coming soon. The All New Adventures Of Flannel Alan. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:24 | |
'But good.' | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
Wake up! We've done it, we've changed his mind! | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Flannel Alan's back! | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
'The Dino-flies and Robo-gators are closing in! | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
'Flannel Alan trans-flannel-forms into Flannel Manta-ray!' | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
That's not Flannel Alan. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
I know! It looks...really good! | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
It's not his voice! And his bath doesn't fly in space... | 0:16:44 | 0:16:48 | |
PHONE RINGS ..that's stupid! | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-Hello? -Hi, are you Richard Hammond's dad? -Er... | 0:16:51 | 0:16:56 | |
Tell him I've put Flannel Alan back on TV. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
-I know, we saw it, it looks amazing! -No, it looks...different. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:04 | |
We pumped loads of money in to make it less rubbish. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
To pay for it we had to cancel a little show called, er... | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
Little Howard's Big Question or something. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
But don't worry... I un-cancelled Top Gear. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
Hooray?! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Big Howard, this new Flannel Alan looks rubbish! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
It has none of the original's homespun charm. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Oh, well that's a shame because | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
THEY'VE CANCELLED OUR SHOW TO PAY FOR IT! | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
Talk about adding insects to surgery. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:34 | |
What are we...? The phrase is "add insult to injury". | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?! | 0:17:36 | 0:17:38 | |
Well, we'll just have to change his mind back! | 0:17:38 | 0:17:42 | |
Again! | 0:17:42 | 0:17:43 | |
About two things! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:45 | |
Right. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
Barack Obama is said to be "profoundly disgusted" | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
by the cynical re-launch of Flannel Alan. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:06 | |
He says it's "a massive blow to world peace". | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
Celebrities are so fickle. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
I'm sticking with the very expensive new Flannel! | 0:18:12 | 0:18:17 | |
'Still coming soon to BBC One, | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
'this Saturday night, The All New Adventures Of Flannel Al...' | 0:18:21 | 0:18:25 | |
We failed. Our TV show is over. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
There is one more idea that might work. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
-No, there isn't. We changed his mind too well the first time. -But... | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
No! You've bribed me, pestered me, and emotionally blackmailed me | 0:18:36 | 0:18:40 | |
to help you but I've had enough. It's pointless. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
I hate you! You're always doing this! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Arrrrgh! You don't care about me at all, do you? | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
Do you really think that having a tantrum | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
is going to make me change my mind? Because it isn't. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
I'm not going to end up dressed as a ninja | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
hiding behind a tree in the next shot. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
No way! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
-What's the plan this time? -We sneak into his house while he's asleep | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
and hypnotise him into changing his mind back. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:13 | |
-What?! That is the most ridiculous... -I hate you! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:17 | |
-You're so unkind to me! -It might work! | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Might work! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
Have you ever actually hypnotised anyone before? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:27 | |
No, but how hard can it be? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
You are feeling very sleepy. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:35 | |
Of course he is. He's asleep! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
You're feeling very asleep. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Richard Hammond! And...some bloke?! | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
-Oh, monkey-doos! -What are we going to do?! | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
Er...two, three, four! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
# Please don't do it You know that it is wrong | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
# The only thing we haven't tried is telling you in song | 0:20:00 | 0:20:04 | |
# Please don't do it I'm not thinking of me | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
# I thinking of the children and I'm down on bended knee | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
# Please don't do it It isn't very kind | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
# And we'll do nearly anything to make you change your mind | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
# Please don't do it Look at his little face | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
# Do you really want to go and put a flannel in his place...? # | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
Yes, I do. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
# Please don't do it That flannel's not as good | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
# You shouldn't re-commission it What made you think you should? | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
# Please don't do it My question went too far | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
# And if you choose our programme he will buy you a new car... # | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
What?! | 0:20:38 | 0:20:39 | |
-# A Skoda? -No. -A Lada? -No. -A Mini? A trike? | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
# A red Passat Estate in any colour that you like. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
-# A Fiat? A Mazda? A Peugeot? -No. -A Ford? -I've got one. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:49 | |
# If you increase the budget there's a Porsche we might afford... # | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
What?! | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
One of each and you're on. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
# Yes we've done it OK, it wasn't free | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
# It only took a little bit of auto bribery | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
# Yes we've done it He's gone and changed his mind | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
# It's just we still have quite a lot of money left to find. # | 0:21:08 | 0:21:13 | |
So it all worked out fine. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Flannel Alan and Little Howard's Big Question are both still on TV. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:32 | |
Yeah, and all I have to do is buy Todd Otterback nine cars | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
and a tricycle! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
He's worth it! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
How are you going to pay for it? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:40 | |
Why, with the Little Howard's Big Question ceramic plate collection. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:45 | |
I'll tell you what. I'll smash open my piggy bank with a hammer. | 0:21:49 | 0:21:53 | |
I don't think they'll be that much money in it. | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, I know. I just want to smash open my piggy bank with a hammer. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
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