The Roy Rap Little Roy

# Hey, everybody Won't you come on in?

# I'm Little Roy and this is Finn

# We live together and we sure are glad

# To have a big sister Becky and my mam and dad

# I'm Little Roy

# I'm Little Roy

# Sometimes, a cartoon kid can make mistakes

# Like a runaway train without any brakes

# When I'm in a pickle or a tricky situation

# I love to use my big imagination

# Where I can be Wonder Roy

# With my sidekick, Finn

# Battling super villains and we always win

-# Little Roy

-# He's Little Roy

-# I'm little Roy

-# He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-# He's Little Roy

-# I'm Little Roy

-# He's Little Roy. #

THEY LAUGH

Hey, everybody. Look what I can do.

HE MAKES ROBOT NOISES

ROBOT VOICE: Hello. My name is Roy the Robot. What's yours?

Hello, Mam.

Goodness. Who is this?

I am Roy the Robot.

And where has Roy my son gone?

It's me, Roy. I'm only pretending.

I was worried there.

That's called "botting", apparently.

So...how was the street dancing class?

-Terrible!

-Brilliant!

-Interesting.

-Look what I can do! Look what I can do!

This is not a good idea.

Ah!

-Careful, Roy.

-I'm OK.

-Do you want to see it again? ALL:

-No!

Why don't you show us the routine?

It starts like this. Isn't it, Becky?

I've got to do my school project.

Aw, I'd love to see the pair of you dancing.

You know, strutting your stuff.

-Keeping it reals.

-OK.

But, Roy, you have to stand over here.

DANCE MUSIC PLAYS

Whoa-oa-oa...!

You all right, Roy?

I'm feeling the groove, Mam!

Watch this!

-Wow.

-Wow.

-Wow.

-Told you.

-Teacher said that Roy has an "individual" style.

And that I'm an "enthus-elastic" dancer.

-A very enthus-elastic dancer, yeah.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

She also said some other things as well.

Peace! THEY LAUGH

-Peace.

-Peace.

Good man, Roy.

The teacher doesn't want him back in class.

-What? Why?

-She says that she's taught him all she can teach him.

-What did she really say?

-Hm?

She says he's a health and safety risk

and she's not insured for cartoons.

-Right. I'll show her health and safety.

-Hold on!

She might be right.

-BECKY:

-No, Roy, no!

Look, this is called the wave!

Roy, no, no, no, no!

Watch me telly!

-Roy, please!

-Roy!

-You have to... Roy!

-Roy!

Just take it easy. Just slow it all down.

-Calm down.

-Slow it all down.

Nice and calm. Calm. Calm.

-Calm. Calm it down.

-In through the nose...

-BOTH:

-Out through the mouth.

In through the nose.

That's it! I've had enough of street dancing!

RUMBLING

Is that an aeroplane?

Sounds like an earthquake.

Dancing sure makes you hungry.

Is dinner nearly ready?

I think street dancers eat extra big dinners.

STOMACH GRUMBLES

Bring it on!

Please. Respect!

It's called The Different Sides Of Me.

It's about how you should be proud of all your talents and abilities,

like being a nice friend or a strong swimmer. Or a good daughter.

Brilliant, isn't it?

You know something? You really are the best daughter in the world.

Well, I'm going to be the best street dancer in the world.

In the whole world!

Remember, Roy, you have lots of talents, just like your sister.

And maybe you should explore more of them, not just dancing.

OK. I'll explore my other talents later.

I'd better go and bust some moves

if I'm going to be the best in the world.

You can bust your moves outside in the garden.

Brilliant! I can really get my groove on in the garden.

-I'm going to go do my project.

-Good girl.

Oh, very good, Roy!

You're going to have to tell him he can't go back to that dance class.

-Why me? You tell him.

-I would, wouldn't I?

Only I'm helping Becky with her project.

Great!

I'm getting really good. Look at this, Mam. It's called the turtle.

It's only for the really good dancers.

Careful, Roy!

Oh, no!

Not fair! Roy ruins everything!

Becky! Oh, dear.

What was that? Hurricane Roy?

That was "the turtle".

Roy? Can you come out now?

It's OK, buddy. We'll work it out.

Oops.

Becky, I fixed your project.

I don't want it any more!

DING!

I've got an idea!

OK. Oopsie-daisy.

Now...

-Well, what do you think?

-Very good.

Yours are great.

-Now, write "Best Dancer in the World" on that one.

-Okey dokey.

"Best Dancer in the World".

-And then write "Best Sister Ever" on this one.

-Gotcha.

Genius plan.

Pew!

"Best...Sister...

"in...the...World".

Brilliant.

Becky's going to love these.

Becky, I've a surprise for you!

I know!

Becky, look under the door. Do you like them?

Go away, Roy!

I think Becky's really angry with me.

What would Wonder Roy do?

Ladies and gentlemen, it's the show you've all been waiting for.

They're the bad guys we love to hate.

It's the Super Villains' Talent Contest!

It's me, the Messer!

Sweets! It's sweets!

Right, 80% for the Messer.

Now, is there a Super Villain out there who can beat that?

It's Glitterella!

Whoa!

LAUGHTER

Oh, dear. Bad luck for Glitterella there. No points.

SHE SOBS

-Aw!

-Let's go, we have to find her!

SHE SOBS

Go away, I don't want to talk to anybody! Everyone laughed at me

and nobody clapped at all!

I clapped.

Thank you, but you're just one fish!

Wow! You have a very powerful voice.

-That's it!

-What's it?

Glitterella, I think we may have discovered your hidden talent.

-Really?

-Yes! And I've a wonder plan!

Ladies and gentlemen, to finish up the show we have a surprise for you.

It's a Mystery Villain!

SHE SINGS MUSICAL NOTES

UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, does everyone have a hidden talent?

Yes. You just have to find it.

-I wonder what mine is.

-Oh, you have lots

but one of my favourites is how you always see the best in people.

Like in Glitterella.

DING!

I've a brilliant plan. Cos dancing isn't my only talent.

HE BEATBOXES

UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

# Kick it! Yeah! Becky can dance

# Hit it with a street swagger. #

HE BEATBOXES

-Peace?

-Respect.

BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors!

Yes! Rock beats scissors, you have to tell him about the dancing.

-Best of three.

-Cheeky. Right, go on.

BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors!

-You switched.

-Huh?

-You were paper and you went to rock.

-No.

-Ah...

-Yeah, all right, go on.

-Rematch.

BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors!

BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors!

BOTH: Rock, paper, scissors!

BOTH: We'll both tell him.

BOTH: OK.

BOTH: Stop. Stop it.

-Come in here, quick!

-What is it?

-A surprise.

-Come on.

-Maybe we should watch this from behind the couch.

-Ssh!

HE BEATBOXES Hit it!

# Take it, kick it, break it just walking down the street

# With a freestyle feeling Turning with the cool moves

# Becky, yeah, Becky, yeah, Becky can dance

# Do the robot, do the robot

# She's giving it the attitude all the way to school

# She's my sister, I'm her brother

# You're my father and my mother

HE BEATBOXES

# That's the ceiling, that's the floor

# There's the handle om the door

# Hit it, take it, kick it, do the robot

# Do the robot

# Yeah. #

-Oh, brilliant!

-Whoo!

-Isn't Roy brilliant?

You really have found some hidden talents.

I think I'm more of a rapper than a dancer.

-Mm...

-That was a close one.

-I'm Roy the Rapper.

-Whoo!

HE BEATBOXES BADLY

Dad, I think you should explore some different talents.

# I'm his sister, he's my brother

# I'm his father and that's his mother

# I'm his mother, that's his father

ALL: # That's the ceiling, that's the floor

# There's the handle on the door

# That's the ceiling, that's the floor

# There's the handle on the door. #

ALL: Respect!

Do the robot! Do the robot!

Do the robot!

Do the robot!

Do the robot! Do the robot!

Can you do that?

Break my back! Break my back!

No, no. No, it's really bad...