Gwallt Dr Jim Llan-ar-goll-en

-Subtitles

-# Sometimes things go wrong

-in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Objects disappearing like

-I don't know what in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Only two can do the work,

-two detectives as a matter of fact

-# Help, things are getting worse

-in Llan-ar-goll-en

-# Here are Prys and Ceri the dog,

-our village's two detectives

-# Prys likes to rush around

-# Ceri the dog is very sensible

-# Come and visit our village,

-Llan-ar-goll-en #

-It's a lovely day

-in Llan-ar-goll-en.

-A lovely day for a mystery?

-Sugar, pugar, flapjacks!

-This just isn't working.

-I'll never be ready

-for the magic show like this.

-Fflwffen, my rabbit,

-is meant to appear.

-Not a frog!

-Come on, Abracadebra. Concentrate.

-Hold the wand up.

-Say in a voice

-that's clear as a bell...

-BELL RINGS

-No! I'm meant to be

-as clear as a bell.

-Not you.

-BELL RINGS

-BELL RINGS

-Aaaaah! My voice is back.

-Thank you, thank you, thank you.

-Now then, one more go.

-Hold the wand up.

-And say fiddle, faddle

-if you please...

-..my sister's sweat

-and my friend's fleas.

-Make a ball of white fluff appear

-right here.

-BANG

-Big-bellied baboons from Bala.

-What was that?

-What was that?

-

-Abracadebra.

-She's practising for her magic show.

-She has a lot of work to do

-before tonight.

-I'm sorry, Sugar Lump.

-Everyone's OK. No-one's hurt.

-What? I'm covered in bruises.

-Don't moan -

-you're perfectly safe with me.

-Anyone home?

-Yes, I'll be there now, Radli.

-Ooh, it's so cold today.

-I'm so late.

-I slept late. I haven't

-washed my face or combed my hair.

-I can't even find my comb.

-Do you know where it is?

-Your comb's over there

-but I don't think you need it.

-Your hair's gone!

-What are you talking about?

-There's nothing there.

-I'm bald!

-Like a baby's bottom.

-I can't let anyone see me.

-I need a hat.

-Where's my hair?

-People of a certain age

-can become bald.

-You're no spring chicken.

-I can't believe he said that.

-I can't believe he said that.

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-You don't go bald overnight.

-Someone stole my hair.

-Sound the siren. Where's the siren?

-No hair... Sorry, no idea.

-In the toolbox. By the door.

-Look in the box.

-There's a mystery to solve,

-of that there is no doubt.

-Call the detectives

-before things get out of hand.

-Charge your batteries.

-There's a mystery to solve.

-Is there a mystery? What happened?

-Hat?

-Someone's put a silly hat

-on your head?

-For shame on them.

-I can't see anything, Dr Jim.

-Precisely.

-There's nothing to see, Prys.

-It's disappeared.

-I see.

-Well, no, I don't see.

-Take the hat off. It's difficult for

-me to see when you're wearing it.

-Leave it. I don't want anyone

-to see me like this.

-Without my wonderful white hair.

-It really has disappeared.

-Take a look, Ceri.

-Not a hair to see, Prys.

-Serious. Very serious.

-When did you last see your hair?

-Last night, when I went to bed.

-How old are you, Dr Jim?

-Does it matter?

-Some men become bald

-at a certain age.

-I didn't become bald overnight.

-No-one in our family

-has ever gone bald.

-Can you...

-Can you describe your... bun?

-Hair. Your hair.

-White. Hairy.

-White. Hairy. Yes, yes, of course.

-White. Hairy.

-Have you seen anyone today, Dr Jim?

-Only Radli.

-Have you seen something white

-and hairy about the place, Radli?

-Yes.

-I almost landed

-on Sugar Lump earlier.

-I heard an explosion

-and it frightened Elsi.

-Sugar Lump was sleeping

-on something white and hairy.

-Sorry about that, Sugar Lump.

-What?

-Was Sugar Lump sleeping on my hair?

-Right, let's find Sugar Lump.

-Come on, Ceri.

-Interesting.

-Stop, Radli.

-That's it. No more running.

-Ceri, did you find Sugar Lump?

-Yes - over there.

-We've hunted and searched,

-pondered and mithered.

-And now the truth

-is perfectly clear.

-Are you sure, Prys?

-Something is missing

-in Llan-ar-goll-en.

-Dr Jim's hair. Who took it?

-Sugar Lump? Radli Miggins?

-Or did Dr Jim become bald overnight?

-Over to you, Prys.

-I can reveal that the thief is...

-..Sugar Lump.

-I was right.

-Dr Jim.

-Your hair.

-That's nothing like my hair.

-I think it's the head of a mop.

-It looks like the mop head

-Beti Becws lost last week.

-A mop head.

-Yuck!

-If Sugar Lump didn't do it...

-..then Radli did it.

-What?

-It's obvious.

-As obvious as that white thing

-sticking out of your bag.

-This is Beti Becws's mop head.

-She sent off for a new one

-last week. The price is on it.

-Goodness me, they're expensive.

-Toodle-oo. I have things to do,

-parcels to deliver.

-If Radli didn't take the hair,

-then who did?

-I know. I know, I know.

-Dr Jim himself.

-Me?

-Some of you may not remember

-but I do.

-Some time ago,

-you made some invisible oil.

-Your hair hasn't been stolen.

-You poured invisible oil on it

-because you were in such a hurry.

-I made some invisible oil

-some time ago.

-But I haven't touched it since then.

-You were in a rush this morning

-and that's when accidents happen.

-I can prove it.

-Your hair is still there

-but no-one can see it.

-Ready?

-There's nothing there, is there?

-No.

-I was so proud of my hairy head

-of white hair.

-BANG

-Abracadebra.

-Are you OK, Abracadebra?

-No. I'm not OK.

-I'm a hopeless magician.

-I really thought

-it would work that time.

-I've lost my lovely, hairy,

-white rabbit forever.

-A fluffy white rabbit?

-Interesting.

-Wag my tail and wiggle my nose,

-I've an idea, so here goes.

-Abracadebra,

-you haven't lost your rabbit.

-The spell has mixed up two things

-that are white and hairy.

-When you said the magic words,

-Dr Jim's hair appeared.

-Fiddle, faddle if you please...

-..my sister's sweat

-and my friend's fleas.

-Make a ball of white fluff appear

-right here.

-BANG

-That's what it was.

-There's nothing there now.

-Where is it? And where's my rabbit?

-Dr Jim? Does your head

-feel different after the explosion?

-My hair. It's back!

-Well done.

-But where's the rabbit?

-Fflwffen!

-Come here, Fflwffen.

-Fflwffen! Come here, Fflwffen.

-Come back.

-I have a delicious carrot for you.

-That's how we solved the mystery

-of Dr Jim's hair.

-I just hope everything's sorted

-in time for the magic show.

-BANG

-I'm sure it will be.

-I have faith in her.

-I don't think so, Prys.

-Look at yourself.

-Dr Jim's hair!

-Oops, boops.

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