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-Nice shirt.

-Oh, thanks. Frank picked it out for me.

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Frank, I'm at the restaurant. Eyeball on Carrie and Oscar.

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So, how's it going, their secret date?

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-Excuse me. We are not on a date.

-Can you two concentrate on the mission?

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Sorry. Can you see your objectives?

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I can see Tommy Blumenheck. Mum would be so jealous.

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What about the head of MI9 and the chief of Liverpool banks?

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They're about to generate a new security code.

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Right, so, we identify ourselves.

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It's ready to generate a new security code

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for all the bank accounts in Liverpool.

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In that case, keep an eye out for anyone who could be a SKUL agent.

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I'll scan for surveillance devices.

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Code complete in ten seconds, nine,

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eight...

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Hello?

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INTERFERENCE BUZZES

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Communications are down.

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Someone's got to be trying to intercept that code.

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How? There weren't any surveillance devices.

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Code complete in three, two,

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one. New code generated and transferred.

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It's been a pleasure doing business with you.

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Maybe it was just a comms blip

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or maybe there aren't any SKUL agents in here.

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Another very tasty visit to Tommy's, Flopsy.

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Access to every bank account in Liverpool.

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HE CACKLES

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The 21st century faces a new kind of threat.

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Old school spies have had their day

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and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.

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Hidden in a place no villain will think to look,

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welcome to MI High.

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Yesterday was a simple mission.

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Tommy Blumenheck, a celebrity chef, has a restaurant

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that attracts footballers, actors and, yes, spies.

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The same spies who had top secrets stolen by SKUL.

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SKUL are spying on Blumenheck's customers.

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All you had to do was catch them in the act.

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Did you even look for bugging devices?

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So THAT'S what we should have done(!)

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That code has given SKUL access to every bank account in Liverpool.

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I've half a mind to send you to apologise.

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At least we agree on something.

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That you have half a mind.

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Mum, we're sorry.

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-We've never failed a mission before.

-We'll find out who did this.

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That won't be necessary.

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From now on, I'm handing the entire mission over to Chief Agent Stark.

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But, Mum...

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That will be all, Agent Gupta.

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You are dismissed.

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Wait.

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I know you want the chance to put things right,

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but please, don't do anything stupid.

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What, like investigate Blumenheck behind Stark's back?

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What's the use?! Just promise me you'll be careful.

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Yo! Scary cook dude, one of everything, please.

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Or just some brown slop.

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What's it meant to be anyway?

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-Roast chicken?!

-Meat. Typical.

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When will we get a veggie option?

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Forget that. When are we going to get a food option?!

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You do know there are laws against this kind of thing.

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Ugh!

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Sorry.

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So, any news on Blumenheck?

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The man's like a brand. He's got his name on everything.

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From chopping boards to skateboards,

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to toilet roll.

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So why would he be spying on customers?

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All I know is that Tommy was asked to cook at 10 Downing Street.

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A week later,

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SKUL knew the exact location of the Prime Minister's secret airbase.

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Coincidence?

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So, what we need is an excuse to search Tommy's kitchen.

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Yeah, right. We'd never be able to get in there.

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Rotten vegetables!

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I could SO get this kitchen shut down.

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Unless...

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So? What do you think?

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Mmm.

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Slow-cooked in garlic and butter. I think it might be my best dish yet.

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-Don't you mean MY best dish yet?

-Um, yes. Yes, of course.

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Where have you been?

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I, young Brie, have just been talking to one of those customers

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who was complaining.

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-About the food?

-Ooh, it's a bit too oniony.

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What do they expect in onion soup? A herd of African elephants?!

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Eleanor, why are they ignoring me?

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Well, you can get a bit noisy, chef, so we installed soundproof glass.

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SOUND OBSCURED BY GLASS

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..complete and utter...

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You wouldn't know an eggs Benedict...

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I am an egg and my name is Benedict!

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They can still see you.

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I knew that.

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Tommy Blumenheck? Environmental Health.

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We've had complaints that your restaurant is a health hazard.

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-Health hazard?!

-Complaints?!

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This is a warrant allowing us to search the premises.

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Finally, some peace and quiet.

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ALL: Stop the slop! Stop the slop! Stop the slop!

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Avril, what on earth?!

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We, the pupils, hereby complain about the school dinners.

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They are A, unhealthy, B, unbalanced, C...

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Totally minging, man!

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Seriously, someone's yakked up on a plate.

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I think you get the picture.

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-I didn't realise they were that bad.

-Cos you bring a packed lunch.

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But I'm sure there's nothing wrong with Mrs Nolan's cooking.

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This soundproof glass cuts out sound waves.

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-Maybe radio waves too.

-Affecting the spypod?

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When I distract Tommy, you do another scan for devices in here.

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He's spying on his customers somehow.

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Amazing, huh? One minute, he's running a burger van,

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the next, he's got a Munchelin star restaurant.

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He must be a great chef.

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Between you and me, he's rubbish. I do most of the cooking round here.

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Aren't you a waitress?

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Yeah. That's what he tells everybody.

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Yesterday, he was on about how he made over a million pounds in one go.

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It's not fair.

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Hang on, Tommy made over a million pounds yesterday?

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So...found anything yet?

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No? Oh, I didn't think so.

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Ooh! That is disgusting.

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What? Who? When? That? Oh, that's Brie's fault. She's in charge of...

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-whatever it is.

-Do you realise how dangerous that is?

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Well, maybe if you threw it at someone really hard.

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No bugs?!

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You're kidding me.

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I'm talking about the bacteria.

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That, Mr Blumenheck, is a killer potato.

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-Really?

-Step away from the potato, sir.

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Step away from the potato.

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And if we get one more complaint, don't worry, we will be back.

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-Seriously, did you find anything?

-No.

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Today, a rotting potato. Tomorrow, a dead customer.

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It's your choice, Blumenheck.

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Mrs Nolan, the thing is,

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the children are all interested to see how our...

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delicious school meals are so lovingly put together.

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This, what looks like stew, for example,

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talk us through the ingredients.

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Cabbage.

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Cabbage. Right, very healthy.

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Cabbage and...what else?

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-Cabbage.

-Right so that's cabbage, cabbage and...?

-Cabbage.

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So that's lots of cabbage, but what else?

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Cabbage.

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More cabbage.

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But apart from cabbage, you'd add maybe a touch of...?

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Cabbage!

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-Salt, maybe?

-Cabbage!

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-Pepper?

-Cabbage!

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-Right, so it's pretty much...

-Cabbage.

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Did you know she was THIS useless?

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ALL: Stop the slop! Stop the slop! Stop the slop!

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-Actually, I think we'd better go.

-Good idea.

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ALL: Stop the slop!

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That waitress, Brie, said that Tommy came into a load of money yesterday.

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Liverpool bank accounts, perhaps.

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I'll do a security check on his sous chef, Elmer.

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He gave me evils when I saw that freaky ketchup bottle.

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Oh! I'm sorry. I thought you'd been taken off the mission.

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We're just... charging our communicators.

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Anyway, you were saying about catching SKUL red-handed.

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Right.

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So my plan, I've organised a second bank code transfer,

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this time between yourself, ma'am, and the head of the Bank of England.

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No, no, no. That's far too dangerous.

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I know you meet once a year

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to generate a new security code using these units.

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Couldn't they write it on paper?

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These may look like simple codes,

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but behind every digit, there are a million subcodes.

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The code would give SKUL access to every bank account in the country.

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With respect, ma'am, SKUL wouldn't risk stealing another code

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unless the prize was big.

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With slightly less respect,

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this plan had better work.

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This time, it'll be me at the restaurant undercover

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and not some school kids.

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Oh, you'd think, Flopsy, that with all the money in Liverpool,

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I'd be happy,

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but I want more, more, more!

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Ahem!

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Number four, I forgot you were coming.

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What did you want?

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Sir, I have news from the restaurant,

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another booking from the head of MI9.

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-Another code exchange.

-Today at 6pm. Only this time,

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-it's with the head of the Bank of England.

-You mean...

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I could steal all the money in Britain?

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-Exactly.

-Flopsy,

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I think we're going to need a bigger bath.

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This is our fault. If we hadn't failed the mission,

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-we wouldn't be putting the country at risk.

-Rose, focus!

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There's four hours before Stark goes undercover.

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OK, so Tommy's hiding something.

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Ketchup bottles don't just light up.

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If I could just take a look at it...

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What? With Tommy hanging around?

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ALL: Stop the slop! Stop the slop!

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What if Tommy wasn't there?

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What if Tommy was here at St Hope's?

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ALL: Stop the slop! Stop the slop!

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Two hours!

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Two hours, they've had us trapped in here!

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Wait a minute...

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They've stopped. Why have they stopped?

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ALL: Blumenheck!

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The man, the myth, the legend.

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Sir, what is he doing here?

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Who cares?

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I have eaten all your books...

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All the recipes IN your books.

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Yes, well, you have, but your dinner lady obviously hasn't.

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'Dear Mr Blumenheck, our school dinners are so bad

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'that we'd love you to come to St Hope's to design a new menu.

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-'Signed, an anonymous pupil.'

-Here I am,

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-the greatest chef in the universe.

-Will you design a vegetarian option?

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Vege... What?

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For people who don't eat meat.

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Who doesn't eat meat? I know plants that don't eat meat

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-which is probably why they don't get up and walk about.

-I don't eat meat!

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I bet I could make school dinners better than both of you.

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Yeah?

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Yeah.

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Yeah! And yeah!

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Well, come and have a go, then.

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Oh, this is all very exciting.

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Why don't we have a competition, a cook-off between Mrs Nolan,

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Mr Blumenheck and Avril.

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And the winner can design the new school menu.

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This is going to be marvellous.

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Sorry, BLUMEN marvellous.

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Rose, talk to me.

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I'm in.

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Chef, we don't have time.

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The head of MI9's booked in the restaurant in an hour.

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Give me ten minutes and I'll be done with these idiots.

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Hello? Ooh, sorry.

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Hello, everyone. Now, it's my pleasure

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to introduce two giants of the culinary world.

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Tommy Blumenheck...

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All right. All right.

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And Mrs Nolan.

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Ahem!

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Oh, yes. Of course, and Avril Franklin.

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Now, chefs, you have precisely one hour to deliver a dish

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deserving of the new school menu.

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So in three, two, one,

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get cooking.

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You might want to turn that up a bit. It will cook better.

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Yes, I do know how to cook a... whatever it is. Thank you(!)

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He's set it on fire.

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Guys, it's me.

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I don't know how this didn't get picked up on the bug scan,

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but it looks like some sort of listening device.

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So, Avril, what are you going to be cooking for us today?

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I can tell you what I'm NOT cooking - meat!

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Murderer!

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Thank you, Avril.

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And Mr Blu...

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Mr Blumenheck, what gastronomic delight are you preparing for us?

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Well, I'm cooking what I can only describe as...

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pasta thing.

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Pasta thing?

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Yes. It's Italian! Passatoria thinga!

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Don't tell me you haven't heard of it.

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Uh...no.

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Brie, I might need some help here.

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Brie? Where is she?

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That guy Elm's gone too. He must have gone back to the restaurant.

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Rose, maybe you should get out of there, quick.

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I'm going to stay and check out this place. I'll be about two minutes.

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Environmental control, is it?

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-Or how about MI9?

-Guys, I'm in trouble.

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Hello? Can you hear me?

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I doubt it.

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-Signal jammer.

-In the jam?

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Uh, it's a jammer!

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So that's why the bug scan didn't work.

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I knew you and Blumenheck were behind all this.

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That idiotic third-rate burger chef, Tommy?

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He had nothing to do with it.

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Lock the door.

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I thought I told you to be careful.

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But the most important thing right now is Rose.

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You still can't get hold of her?

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We've only just charged our communicators. It can't be that.

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There's more bad news - Stark's brought forward the code transfer.

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The head of MI9 will be at Tommy's any minute now.

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If it isn't your boss.

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The man from the Bank of England.

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-Eh? They're half an hour early.

-Then the sooner we get our money.

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Excuse me! Young waitress girl!

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Guten tag. My name is Edgar Von Struppelhousen,

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I have a reservation for 5:30 precisely.

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Von Struppelhousen?

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Jawohl. I am not from zis country.

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Yeah, or planet.

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Danke schon.

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That's it, I can't contact the head of MI9 either.

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You two, go to the restaurant,

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I'll arrest Blumenheck the minute the cook-off's over. Now go!

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Identity authorisation in three, two, one...

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All we do now is wait for it to generate a new random code.

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How do you intercept the code?

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The signal between the coders must be tiny.

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Gadgets. Lots and lots and lots of gadgets.

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Bingo.

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No bugs?!

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I mean, zer are no bugs... in mein soup!

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In my country you would see a fly or un cockeroachen...

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Mmmm.

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And now, to send this to my real boss.

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Sir, it's me. I'm sending you the first code...

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Now.

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Good work, number four.

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Soon I will have my hands on all the money in Britain!

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Not if we can help it!

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Hey, you two!

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SOUND OBSCURED BY GLASS

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..stop transferring the code!

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SOUND OBSCURED BY GLASS

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Looks like you're sausage meat, pal.

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This new coder takes a while to generate the next digit.

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It's a very safe system.

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Second digit through.

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'Excellent.'

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Excellent.

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All right there, Mr Blumenheck...

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You do seem to have your hand stuck up a chicken.

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-What?

-Chicken.

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-What, this?

-Mmm.

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ALL: EUGH!

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No, no, no.

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It's not stuck, it's an old Cantonese way of serving chicken.

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Chicken on the hand, they call it.

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Come on, come on.

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Come on, chefs. Only one minute to go now.

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Time is ticking.

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We need to deactivate that antenna, I'll cover you.

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-Really want to whisk it?

-And put a stop to your evil flans?

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Just two more transfers, Flopsy.

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And then Britain's entire wealth will be ours!

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Oh! Only 30 seconds left till crunch time, folks.

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Ah, my eyes!

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Why are you doing this? Taking everyone's money?

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Before I started here, Tommy was a nobody. He was a rubbish cook.

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I was the one that taught him to cook like this. Me!

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-And he took all the glory?

-And money? While treating you like dirt?

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Is it any wonder I went to SKUL. They gave me all these gadgets,

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Elmer to help me. Fat lot of good he is!

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And also you could teach Tommy a lesson?

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Exactly. Now I'm going to teach you one too.

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-Revenge.

-A dish best served cold.

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-Can you deactivate it?

-I don't know, it's complicated.

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There's only one number to go.

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Oh, and ten seconds left.

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Nine, eight,

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seven, six,

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five, four...

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I'd move away from there if I was you.

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Oscar!

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Five, four...

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Carrie, help Oscar so I can stop the last code.

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Hey, Elmer!

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And final code received.

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Brie's gadgets have intercepted the code,

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but I'll stop it getting to the Grand Master.

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Read this, Grand Master.

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Where is this stupid digit?

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What? Void?

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But that means someone's...

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Noooooo!

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One and stop the clock!

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THEY CHEER

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Please, do not be alarmed.

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In my country it is customary

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to check everybody's food before ve eat.

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Ah, where are the stupid bugs?!

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Um, you mean these stupid bugs?

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Rose, what are you doing here?

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The SKUL agents we've been looking for -

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the ones Stark said he'd catch red-handed.

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Oh, ah! Now, just...sorry!

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Chief! Please, help me!

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Please, help!

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So, can I have your votes firstly for Avril and her vegetable curry.

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Well done, Avril.

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Secondly, for Mrs Nolan and, um...

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..cabbage meat stuff.

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And lastly, Tommy Blumenheck's pasta thing.

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Served with chicken on the hand.

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PLATE CLATTERS ON FLOOR

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Which means that the winning dish and designer of the new school menu

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is Avril and her vegetable curry!

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We are sorry for the inconvenience,

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but as far as we knew, you were working with Elmer and Brie.

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Brie did say you made a million pounds yesterday.

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-We thought you'd stolen it.

-In a way I did. I signed a book deal.

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Tommy Blumenheck. Can't Cook? Then You're An Idiot.

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All Brie's recipes, I take it?

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Yes.

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I am the idiot.

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What about the mission we failed?

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Everyone in Liverpool lost their money.

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Ah, Brie's given us a code to a SKUL bank account she uses.

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So everyone gets their money back.

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It's how you handle failure that's important.

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You three handled it brilliantly.

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But what about Tommy?

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Do we tell the world he can't cook?

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Mm, I've got an even worse punishment.

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To make Avril's vegetable curry, you will need potatoes, check.

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Lentils, check. Carrots, check.

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You know, it doesn't actually say anything about cabbage.

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-Cabbage!

-In fact, at the bottom she says, "Especially no cabbage."

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CABBAGE!

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Absolutely, definitely, under no circumstances whatsoever

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should this recipe include...OK, maybe we'll put in one cabbage.

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-CABBAGE!

-Or maybe two cabbages.

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-CABBAGE!

-Or three!

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CABBAGE!

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-Ahh!

-Cabbage.

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Cabbage, cabbage, CABBAGE!

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Cabbage.

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Cabbage.

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