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ALARM SOUNDS

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SIRENS SOUND

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HE GRUNTS THROUGHOUT

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No one escapes the Guardian Runners.

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'The 21st century faces a new kind of threat

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'and MI9 must create a new breed of skilled undercover agent.'

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'Hidden in a place no villain will think to look.

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'Welcome to MI High.'

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Here, check this out.

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"Yesterday, a wanted jewel thief was captured

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"by a group of masked vigilantes thought to be the Guardian Runners."

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No way! And they caught one on video?

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Whoa! Those dudes have got skills.

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Sorry, what are Guardian Runners?

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They're like crime fighters only they use parkour - free running.

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Dan's like the master. Go on show us a move.

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-No.

-Go on.

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-Come on.

-ALL CHANT: Do it! Do it! Do it!

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All right. All right. All right. Just keep an eye out.

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ALL CHANT: Back flip!

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Daniel Morgan!

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Have you any idea how dangerous that is?

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I've read all about this park our,

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and the people who do it have professional training.

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Now, maybe you can do some research in detention.

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HE GROANS Morning, Mrs King. Morning, everyone.

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Now, I hope you're all in a splendid mood.

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Excellent, because today we have a brand-new supply teacher.

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THEY GROAN

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Everyone, I'd like you to meet Miss Freeman.

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Stella?

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I mean, er, stellar news you found a supply teacher, Mr F.

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Oh.

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Now, I know what you're all thinking,

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"Supply teacher, bad breath, out of touch."

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But I'm here to learn just as much from you as you are from me.

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Look, Miss, I can teach you how to juggle.

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Give us a go.

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Stand back, this could get very messy.

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LAUGHTER AND SHOUTS OF "WOW"

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KLAXON BLARES

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OK, one, you are totally rocking that look.

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And two, hello, what are you doing here?

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I take it you've all forgotten?

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It's time for your MI9 annual assessment.

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What? We've had like five tests already this year.

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Yes, and this time I wanted to see how you worked above ground, too.

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The teaching job was the perfect cover.

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Cool. We'll get to hang out.

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And she'll get to spend more time with Frank.

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-Well, yes...

-HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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Assessment or not, we still have a mission.

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Yesterday, this high-security military base was broken into.

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The thief stole two state-of-the-art capture rays.

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Ah, those things are well freaky. I want one.

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However, the only lead we have is this, taken from a security camera.

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Hey, isn't that one of the guys that you and Roly were watching earlier?

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One of those Guardian peeps?

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Got it. The Guardian Runner?

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-It's the same jump.

-Come on, anybody could do that move.

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It's enough. Dan, Keri, I want you to infiltrate the Runners.

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You wouldn't steal two of these, unless you were planning something big.

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Oh, Frank, you're not serious?

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The Runners are just like us, the good guys.

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Technically, they're illegal vigilantes.

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Looks like they patrol the town centre. I'd look there first.

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Great(!) While the people who actually did this get away.

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Frank, it's a complete waste of time.

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No, it's an order! Unless there are any other questions?

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Fine, you want me to prove the Runners innocent, watch me.

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INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO

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Brunus, I think we've got action.

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Oi! Get off!

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Well, don't just stand there!

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It's always the pretty boys.

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Guardian Runners at your service.

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Seriously, these are the guys you want to join?

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Hang on, you know him?

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We just did this to meet you.

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We want to do what you do.

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-So does everybody, but, no. We don't take newbies.

-Wait.

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Sorry about Lloyd, he can be a bit cautious.

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I'm Sky, captain of the Runners. Nice moves.

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Thanks.

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So, would you do everything we say?

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Live by our rules and act on our orders without question?

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Free running's not about following,

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it's about living your own way, question everything.

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We're heading back to the hide-out.

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If you can follow us, if you can keep up, then, maybe, we can talk.

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Runners, no rules.

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No rules.

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-Dan! Wait for me!

-I've got to go or we'll lose them.

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Dan!

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Please, call me Hermione,

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and, yes, we really do run a tight ship here, don't we, Mr Flatley?

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Hm?

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Are you all right?

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Um, no, no I've got a worrying letter from the Board Of Education.

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It says if we don't improve our academic performance,

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-they could close the school.

-What?!

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The inspectors will make a decision soon.

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What?! They can't.

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Do you know how many times I've had to move school?

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I knew it. I've been saying this all along.

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No discipline, no results, isn't that right, Miss Freeman?

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Well, it is a school, not a prison.

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Exact... What?

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I just think we should take a more experimental approach.

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Kids don't need rules, they need space to think and explore.

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Put them in a box and look at them, soulless, brain-dead expression.

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Hm?

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But put them in a field and they'll, they'll...

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They'll tread on a cow pat.

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Get chased by goats.

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Oh, where was I?

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Something about a cow and a barn.

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Yes! Mrs King, see, they're already starting to imagine.

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That is what I is talking about - respect.

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-Now, Miss Freeman...

-I know what we can do.

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We can ask the pupils what they would do to improve the school.

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Come on, let's go!

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Wow, she's good.

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OK, I've got to admit I thought there was no way you'd keep up.

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Are you all right?

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What, me? I couldn't be better.

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I've just got a... HE COUGHS

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I'm cool.

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Sky, I don't trust him, he's got one of them faces.

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You're an idiot. I've got a feeling about him.

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He's one of us.

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You can hack into the CCTV?

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And listen to police radio.

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Don't ask me how, I'm so not a computer geek!

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Sorry. Totally cool cyber-chick.

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-Where did you get all this stuff?

-Oi! We ask the questions.

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It's my dad's. He runs an electronics company.

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We sort of borrow his stuff and hide out in his warehouses.

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I'm sure he'll be fine about it.

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Guys, we've got action. I just saw two men break in.

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Cranberry Crescent. That's about a mile away.

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-A mile?

-Eh, do you want to be a Runner, or not?

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Yeah, I'll get changed on the way.

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Go, Danny boy. He made it.

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The Runners' secret base?

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So, your ideas to make the school more funky.

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So far, we have, instead of dinner ladies, how about dinner monkeys?

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And, a swimming pool full of custard.

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It doesn't have to be custard, it could be blancmange.

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No, no, no, no, no, Roly's right. We need to think big.

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We want to make changes that are going to inspire you to learn.

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I know, how about some free pens?

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Preston, learning's not about pens. It's not about paper.

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-It's not about...

-"Not about pens..."

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Mr Flatley...

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Sorry, I snuck in. Only,

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your class sounded a lot more fun than marking.

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So, Miss, is you saying we don't need any books, or anything?

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Yeah, because these books are proper boring.

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If the books aren't inspiring you, then I say...

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I say, we hold aloft those books,

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and we chuck them in the bin.

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Who's with me?

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I said who's with me?

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Down with boring, old textbooks.

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Miss Freeman, what on earth...?

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-It was either this or dinner monkeys.

-BELL RINGS

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I nearly forgot my pen.

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Frank.

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Oh!

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Man, that was awesome.

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You were awesome. That double back flip!

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-I didn't even see you coming.

-Just snuck up right behind him.

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You're all right, I suppose.

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Although ask him where he learned to do all them fancy moves.

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I, er... I studied you on the internet.

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Seeing you guys in action, it's like watching a superhero.

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I suppose we're a bit like super...

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I'm watching you.

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So, despite Lloyd, do you still want to join?

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Are you kidding? You guys do what you want, when you want.

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It's like, I don't know...

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Maybe this is where I'm meant to be.

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Boyfriend?

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As if! The first guy I put in jail,

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before the others joined me.

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A superhero!

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What have you done to yourself?

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Stella, just face it, they didn't steal the capture rays.

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I looked everywhere.

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Perhaps you could have told us, then, Agent.

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MI9 protocol states that you should've reported back in over an hour ago.

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That's what I love about the Runners -

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no tests, no protocols. We're just free to go after the bad guys.

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Did he just say "we"?

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Everyone quick, Tom's made a breakthrough.

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So, the Runners radio system.

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The jammer is amazing, even using MI9 satellite,

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I could only get a few seconds. But, here's what I found.

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MAN'S VOICE: "My boss, Sergei Alexandrov, he will meet you, Mountfield Park Road,

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"11 o'clock. Bring capture ray."

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Sergei Alexandrov a convicted arms dealer,

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spent 12 years in Darkmeer Prison.

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Frank, the Runners listen in to all kinds of radios

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to find out about crimes going on.

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You've no proof that message was meant for them.

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-Frank, it's nearly 11.

-Get over to Mountfield Park Road.

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If the Runners are selling weapons to Sergei, you might be able to catch them red-handed.

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Dan?

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What are you doing?

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This stuff's easier to run in.

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Guys, it's Sergei Alexandrov.

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And that guy with the totally stolen capture ray.

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-Don't tell me - Runners.

-It's not them.

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It doesn't look like he's giving him money.

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It looks like a map.

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Guys, we need to move.

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I'll go.

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HE GRUNTS

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Dan! Dan!

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Dan, can you hear me?

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Dan!

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Are you all right?

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-HE PANTS

-I think I scared him off.

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-What if the Runners have gone back to their hide-out?

-I'll go.

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-We'll come with you.

-No.

-Why? Scared of what we might find?

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For the last time, we don't know it's them.

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I know Sky and I trust her. I said I'd go.

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Sky?

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No, no!

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Idiot.

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Frank, it's Dan.

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Dan. The others told me where you are. You could be in danger.

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It's all right, they've gone. The Runners, you were right about them.

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"I was stupid to trust them."

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I'm sorry.

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"Listen, I know where we might find them."

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I need you to look up a firm, Plinkett Electronics, quick.

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OK. Plinkett Electronics.

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"Who are they?"

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Sky said her dad owns it, that Runners use his equipment,

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use his buildings for hide-outs.

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I can see five business addresses,

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three shops, a warehouse, and a lock-up.

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A lock-up? Where?

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Under the arches of Parkway Station. But, you can't go there on your own.

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Frank, don't tell the others. I need to do this.

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Dan! Dan!

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Now, you're sure? This is what you really think of the school?

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From the heart to the page, via the pen of truth.

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I just used the biro.

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Oh, good!

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Now we know exactly what people think about me and Mr Flatley.

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-What? No! I didn't... I only asked them...

-Oh, no. I get it.

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You're all new and exciting, and I'm just old and boring.

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Please, Hermione...

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Well, I would much rather be boring than a jumped-up stirrer.

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PUPILS GASP

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Miss!

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"Top secret annual assessment to judge ability of performing."

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Tom?

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Aneisha!

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Keri.

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No way!

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Dan, how did you know where we were?

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Figured it out. One of your dad's places.

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I was going to call you.

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Someone tapped into our radio, police probably.

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You know how they feel about vigilantes. We had to move quick.

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-I mean, what's the problem? We're only trying to help people.

-Just stop.

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I know, OK? I know everything.

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I just want to know why you did it.

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Dan, what are you talking about?

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I trusted you. I trusted you and you lied to me.

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Actually, she didn't, but I kind of did.

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Lloyd? What...? What are you doing? What is that?

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I was just about to tell Sky the truth.

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But, seeing as you're new bezzie mates...

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Tie them up! Both of them.

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-He's still not answering.

-Right, that does it, you three get to the lock-up.

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If the Runners are there, Dan could be in trouble.

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Sir! Sir! You won't believe it.

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It's Miss Freeman, she's not who she says she is.

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She's not even a real teacher.

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"Top secret, annual assessment."

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Mr Flatley!

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"Daniel Morgan shows a lack of focus and is easily misled."

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I told you, sir. She's not even a supply teacher.

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Roly!

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She's an inspector.

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She must be here to decide if the school gets closed.

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You're kidding me.

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You broke into a military base and stole whatever that is.

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It's a capture ray,

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just like the one you gave Sergei Alexandrov in exchange for your map.

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One last crime and you've no idea what I'm going to steal,

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do you, Mr MI9?

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MI9! You're MI9?!

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I'm not the bad guy here.

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How did you know I was a spy?

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You show up out of nowhere asking all these questions.

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Who else is going to investigate a secret organisation?

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Wait,

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so if you never wanted to fight crime, why did you join me?

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And why did you become a Runner?

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Isn't that him? The first guy you arrested?

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His name's Hector. I never told you, did I?

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But, Hector, he's my brother.

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And, thanks to you, he's now rotting in jail.

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Pay back time.

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Runners, forget no rules,

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now it's our rules.

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ALL: Our rules!

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-What is that?

-Poisoned gas.

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Miss Freeman, if you have been inspecting the school,

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you can give it to me straight.

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I can take it like a man... HIS VOICE FALTERS

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All right. (Oh, an inspector...)

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As you know, I asked the kids what they thought of the school.

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Well, Preston, Roly, Lady J,

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I think you should read this.

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"The things we don't like about school.

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"The truth is, it's not that bad."

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"We like how funny Mr Flatley is.

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"We know he doesn't mean it, but the guy's just a clown."

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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

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"I know Mrs King can be a right old stressy,

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"banging on, and on

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and on..." My word.

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Anyway. "She fair, she safe, she real, she cool."

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S-so, you can't shut us down,

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you just can't, because you, know what, this place...

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..rocks!

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CHEERING

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-Dan.

-Dan! Let's go.

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I don't know what to say.

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I had no idea.

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THEY COUGH

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Dan!

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Dan, can you hear me?

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Sky, wake up.

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Lloyd. We need to get Lloyd.

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One last robbery. He was studying that map.

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Must be wherever they're breaking into.

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But where is it?

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What is it?

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All I know is that Lloyd showed me this. It's his brother.

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Turns out I helped put him into prison.

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"Hector Lewis was sentenced to 20 years in prison

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"for armed robbery.

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"He was sent to Darkmeer Prison."

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Darkmeer.

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That arms dealer, Sergei Alexandrov,

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wasn't that where he used to be in prison?

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That's it. A prison. What if these are cells?

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What if Lloyd stole Sergei a capture ray

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in an exchange for a map of Darkmeer Prison?

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Now Lloyd knows how to break in,

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he can get his brother, Hector, out of jail.

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-SHE LAUGHS

-No way! That's so cool.

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That he figured it out, I meant.

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Look, we need to warn the prison.

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Lloyd's got a capture ray and he's going to break in.

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Yeah, we can do it on the way.

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Darkmeer's not far from here, we can run.

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Again with the running!

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ALARMS AND SIREN BLARE

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Agh! Get off me! Oh!

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Agent Jones, MI9. I take it you got the warning?

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-Yeah, we got him.

-Where's Lloyd?

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Over there, and his brother!

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Hector!

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Hector!

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-Move!

-I can't!

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Sorry, bro.

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Leave this to us.

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Agh! Don't! It's too high, you can't make it.

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-Are you OK?

-Just go!

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Not again!

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See you around, loser!

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I'll do it!

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What is it they say? You can run, but you can't hide.

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Turns out you can't do either, mate. Ha!

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So, not only are Lloyd and Hector behind bars,

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but, thanks to our lead, MI9 have also found Sergei Alexandrov.

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All that, and we found out how cool Stella really is, hey, Frank?

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Hang on, you don't get round me that easily. Now, your assessment.

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Look, I know what you're going to say -

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everyone told me the Runners were dodgy.

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You're not the only one who makes mistakes, Dan.

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What counts is that you put it right as a team.

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I think MI9 will be happy for another year.

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Hey! So, guess what,

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Stella's asked me to work for MI9.

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And she wants me to train a unit of free-running spies.

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And I was hoping that you might come with me.

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I can be a spy and a free runner?

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That's true. Sometimes, I just want to run off, do my own thing, but,

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you saw how that turned out.

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-So, I'm sorry.

-Hey, I get it.

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This is where you're meant to be, right?

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-Yeah.

-Well, hello,

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at least a hug, maybe?

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Don't MI9 have a rule about mushy stuff?

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I'm just saying.

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Would you like to go on a date with me?

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I was thinking you, me, a date? No.

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About the whole you and me thing...

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Ah, Stella, I...

0:27:050:27:07

Stella, would you like to go on...

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Frank, what sort of flowers are those?

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Here you are, Miss.

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They're to say sorry for going through your bag and that.

0:27:130:27:15

Yes, and I really shouldn't have called you a...

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Well, I know you were only trying to help.

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Look what I've got, everybody! It's an e-mail saying

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thanks to a special report, St Hearts is no longer under threat of closure.

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What?!

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-From the Minister Of Education?

-Friends in high places.

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HE SNIFFS AND COUGHS

0:27:380:27:40

Frank, are you wearing aftershave?

0:27:400:27:44

-PUPIL:

-Oh, what?!

-THEY COUGH

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It's burning my eyes, innit?

0:27:470:27:49

What did you want to say?

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Er, is that a window needs cleaning?

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