Fashion Show Me Too!

# Come on and get on down to the city

# Where the trains all clatter through

# Hey! Look at that driver driving

-# I want to ride that train of blue

-Me too

# I'm looking way up high to the windows

# Take a peek for an inside view

# All those people busy working

# I want to see what they all do

# Come on, let's weave around the market

# Do you hear that hullabaloo?

# Everybody's busy selling

-# I wanna buy me something new

-Me too

# Look through the arches under the station

# Down where the pigeons perch and coo

# Take a taxi ride to the river

-# I wanna drive down the avenue

-Me too

# Hey, look at those buses gleaming

# They look so clean and spanking new

# All lined up to drive around the city

-# Let me ting that bell

-Ding, ding!

# Going to ride on round to the school stop

# Where the children hurry through

# Sit down, the teacher's teaching

-# I'd love to learn a thing or two

-Me too

# I love to skip in Riverseafingal

# Riverseafingal, by the sea. #

Eight o'clock.

# Come on and get on down to the city

-# Where the ferryboat sails are blue

-Sails are blue

# Time to call on Granny Murray

# She'd love to say hello to you... #

Me too!

Hello, honey pie!

Come away in and see who's at some today.

# Granny Murray's house has two at home to play

# Granny Murray's house is home to... #

Who's here today?

We've got Peter and we've got Ruby

but don't just sit there, my darlings, let's have some fun!

What's Granny Murray got on her shelves today?

Look at you, gorgeous girl!

A wee sash.

Don't you look cool!

Handsome prince.

You love dressing up? Me too!

# La, la-lah... #

Now, we've got Peter and Ruby. Someone's missing from home today.

Who's coming home to Granny Murray? Och, it's Lisa. Yes! With Tina.

Hello, there!

-Tina!

-Hi, Granny Murray.

Hi, Lisa! Come away in, you honey pies, and see everyone.

-Ha-hah!

-Ooh - some very cool outfits!

They're fab, aren't they, Lisa?

The outfits at the fashion show this afternoon won't be a patch on those!

I know! Why don't you wee fashion designers dress Claude up?

-Thanks.

-Oh, Granny Murray, can I borrow this some time?

Of course you can, but first let's walk up to the catwalk

and you can tell me all about your fashion show.

The fashion show is at the Riversea College of Art and Design

-and Raymond has been asked to introduce it.

-That's so exciting!

-Oh, I love glamorous dresses, don't you?

-I certainly do!

Oh, that reminds me, could you do me a favour?

-Could you take Lisa shopping for a new dress?

-Oh, yes -

I'd love to take Lisa shopping.

She's taken such a stretch recently and all her dresses are too small.

-One of those dresses with the ruffles'd be nice.

-Oh!

Or what about ones with bows all over it in her favourite colour?

I'll trust you to get it right. IN POSH VOICE: Oh, I say!

-Have you seen young Claude over there?

-Hee-hee!

-Oh, Claude, you look like a star!

-It's the height of fashion!

I better head off. Oh, is that from you, Lisa?

Well, thank you, but my bag's really full. I don't think I have room.

Oh - give it here. I'll show you a wee trick.

That's the way. Neat goes small.

Ah! There we go!

-Bye-bye!

-Bye!

-Come on, then.

Now remember - neat goes small.

-Thank you, I'll see you later.

-I'll be thinking of you.

-Me too.

Now, will you keep a wee eye on Tina,

and make sure she goes the right way to work?

I'd better hurry.

What would be the quickest way for me to get to work? Thank you.

# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry

# I nee, nee, nee, need to speed to work

# I take a ticke, ticket on a subway

# I'll be, be, be, be, be, be there quite quick

# Hurry, hurry, hurry through the tunnels

# Clatter, clatter, clatter underground

# Whining, whining, whining drives the speed up

# Squeaking, squeaking, squeaking slows us down

# Clatter, clatter, clatter underneath the squeaking, squeaking

# To our stop!

# I'm in, in, in, in, in a hurry

# I nee, nee, nee, need to speed to work! #

Phew! Now what? Of course! I have to get dressed for work.

All dressed and ready to go.

# When there's constabulary duty to be done, to be done

# A policeman's lot is not an 'appy one, 'appy one. #

-Ahem...

-Oooh!

-Hi, Rudi!

-Hi, Tina!

-Oh, what do you have there, then?

-Something a little bit special!

-You shouldn't have brought me flowers.

The flowers are not for you. They're for Raymond.

I thought as it was his special day,

Raymond might like a flower for his buttonhole.

It's very kind of you, Rudi. I'll make sure he gets it.

RUDI LAUGHS

-Of course the rest of the flowers are for you!

-Oh, thanks, Rudi.

-You must have a flower for your buttonhole too.

-Don't mind if I do!

Before you go, I must show you this.

-It's a turban that Lisa insisted I bring to work with me.

-Wow!

-Very expensive material. I bet it really suits you.

-It does, actually.

-I'd best get back to the stall. Someone's looking after it.

-OK.

-And thanks again for the flowers!

-See you later!

I wonder how my wee Lisa is.

# I love to skip in Riverseafingal

# Riverseafingal, by the sea

# I love to skip in Riverseafingal

# Riverseafingal, that's for me. #

Oh!

Let's have a wee look in this one.

-Oh, look at that pink top, Lisa.

-There's a pink bag!

Look at those high heels!

-Oh, your mum would love those shoes.

-There's a pink belt.

-Lovely!

Wow! We'll need to tell your mum about this shop, won't we?

Hi, love! I thought I'd never get away on time today.

I've got to get ready for the show.

-Your stuff's all ready. I'm away to work now.

-Bye, love!

# City roads are waiting

# The traffic lights are changing

# Police cars are cruising

# The trucks keep on trucking and the city roads are waiting for me

-# To take a drive in my pretty pink taxi... #

-Taxi!

# People wave me down in my pretty pink taxi

# Get into the back and just relax for the ride

# Pretty pink taxi, she's going for a drive

# Look in the mirror Shift that gear

# Go into the busy lane My pretty pink taxi takes the strain

# The radio calls up a taxi fare Who am I gonna meet?

BEEPS HORN

# Looking for a job in my pretty pink taxi, oh

# Cruising the city in my pretty pink taxi, yeah

# Drive, drive, drive

# In my pretty pink taxi

# Ride, ride, ride

-# Where you wanna go... #

-Taxi!

# Cos I need to take a drive in my pretty pink taxi

# People wave me down and relax for the ride. #

SHE WOLF-WHISTLES

Look at you! You look fantastic!

I may look fantastic but I sound terrible. Fashion isn't easy!

-I'll never be able to pull this off.

-Course you will, you need practice.

Tina, the fashion show is today, how will I ever get practice?

I know! We'll pretend that I'm in a fashion show

and you talk about what I'm wearing - easy!

Our first model this afternoon is the lovely Tina.

Oh! A taste of the Orient.

Complete with turban and swishy dress.

THEY GIGGLE

Well done, Raymond, you did it!

All with the help of the lovely Tina!

Oh, I wonder how Lisa's fashion show is going.

CAR HOOTS

Do you like this? It might be a bit wee for you.

-You get this skirt.

-Oh, it matches! Gorgeous for a wee baby!

-Do you know what that says?

-Fish!

-Clever girl!

Pretty dress! Beautiful! Let's try these on!

Give us a twirl!

Oh, Lisa, you look lovely!

I wonder if your mum would like that one best? Hey, darling?

Into that taxi! There's no time to lose!

PHONE RINGS

Yes, this is Tina.

The college? ALL: College?

You've still got the costumes there? And you want me to pick them up

and take them to the Town Hall on the other side of town? Of course!

Don't just stand there!

If we don't pick up the costumes, there'll be no show! Come on!

HORN HOOTS

Ooh!

Right, breathe in, you two,

then we can get more in! Squeeze up!

This is hopeless. It's almost 4pm.

How are we gonna get all this stuff in the taxi AND get to the show!

I've worked so hard all day to get there on time,

and make sure it runs smoothly,

and here we are on the wrong side of town. Where did the time go?

At eight o'clock, I dropped Lisa off at Granny Murray's.

The children made Claude a wonderful fashion show outfit.

At nine o'clock, I arrived at work.

At ten o'clock, Rudi dropped in with some flowers. Sadly not for me,

but for Raymond's buttonhole. Raymond is introducing a fashion show.

Rudi gave me the rest of the flowers!

At 11 o'clock, Raymond arrived home from work a bit flustered.

At 12 o'clock, and one o'clock, I was busy working.

At two o'clock, Louie, Chuck and Raymond were practising for the show.

I helped Raymond practise.

At three o'clock, I was just ordering them into the taxi,

when I had a phone call from the college.

They wanted me to collect all the costumes at the college

and take them across town to the Town Hall when the fashion show was.

We just managed to get to the college.

There were lots of outfits there,

and no matter how hard Raymond tried to stuff them in, they wouldn't fit!

Now we're on the wrong side of town, and the show's about to start!

Now, remember, neat goes small.

Neat goes small.

Of course. Raymond, stop!

I might have the answer.

It's time for us to tidy up our act, it's a race against time!

# I've got to do it I've got to do it

# I've got to beat the clock before the chime

# I've got to sort it I've got to sort it

# I've got to do the job on time

# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong

# I'm going to finish this job before I finish this so-o-o-ong

# Do we think she's going to do it?

# Do the job that needs to be done?

# Will she know how to fix it?

# Will she finish what she has begun?

# Yes, she will get there in the end

# Because he knows what she should do

-# I'm going to do it

-She's going to do it

# I'm going to beat the clock before the chime

-# I'm going to sort it

-She's going to sort it

# I'm going to do the job on time

# Like a busy bee I'm going to beat that bong

# I'm going to finish the job

# Before I finish that so-o-o-ong... #

APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the Riversea College of Art and Design Fashion Show!

FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

I'd like to invite our last model on to the stage,

my lovely wife and model extraordinaire, Tina!

APPLAUSE

With the ultimate in neat-goes-small accessories.

Here comes our very own lovely model, Lisa, give us a twirl!

You look beautiful, my darling!

We'd better get that dress off and put it in your bag!

Mum will be here soon, come on, my treasure. Well done.

Hello, Tina, come in.

Look who's here, Lisa!

Hi, Lis!

-Hello, Mummy!

-Did you have a good day with Granny Murray?

-You betcha!

-Come here, my flower!

-Thank you!

Thanks from me too. I remembered what you said.

Neat goes small. It saved the day!

Is that so?

Come on. Let's get you home.

Good girl.

Bye bye, my darlin'.

I'm looking forward to next time!

Come on, Lisa, let's talk about our time away!

I suppose you want me to tell you all about my time too.

# Well, there was...

# Playing, running, creeping, jumping

# Chasing, painting, laughing, baking

# Moving, dressing, singing, swinging

# Rocking, sliding, hunting, hiding Jumping up and turning round

# Dressing up and sitting down. #

But what was really special about today?

Well, Claude was dressed in some amazing clothes,

because Raymond was presenting a fashion show.

Lisa and I had a fashion-packed day.

We did some window-shopping.

We looked at lots of outfits, Lisa liked some of them.

Eventually we found the perfect dress.

At home Lisa became a fashion model and showed off her new dress,

just like her mummy!

What a lot we packed in today!

It just goes to show - neat goes small, don't you think?

Me too! Bye-bye, honey pie!

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