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Best job ever. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
I'm a bubble wrap fiend. | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
I'm allowed one pop per mug. | 0:00:06 | 0:00:07 | |
BUBBLE WRAP POPS | 0:00:07 | 0:00:09 | |
So, guess what. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
Dad's moving. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:12 | |
Oh, you're not bringing this old thing. | 0:00:13 | 0:00:15 | |
I'll have you know this is a... | 0:00:15 | 0:00:16 | |
Oh, what's the word? | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
It begins with an H. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
-Hideous? -Heirloom. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
We're not moving far. In fact, | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
we're not even leaving the building, but the new flat | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
is bigger and WAY cooler. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
It's a fresh, new start and I'm so excited, I feel like I'm about to... | 0:00:29 | 0:00:33 | |
Bubble wrap! Why didn't you tell me? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
Honestly, you're such a big kid. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:39 | |
Who nicked my bubble wrap? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:18 | |
Right, come here, you. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
We'll miss this flat, but something had to give, | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
what with Amber's lot AND me and Lauren. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
We were stuffed in like a pile of moody hamsters. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
Oh. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
It's all gone. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
-And that's my seat. -We eat in shifts, remember? | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Yes, so shift. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
Jake had to sit on the bin, but Dad made us emergency pancakes. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
We love his pancakes and he's not exactly stingy with syrup. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
Guess what, guess what? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
Mrs McLeish is moving into sheltered accommodation. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Yay. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:07 | |
-Great. -So...her flat's for rent. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:10 | |
And it's got three bedrooms. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
ALL: Yes! | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
LINE RINGS | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
So, Dad rang up and he got it. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Now, we're off without a backward look. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Come on, Millie. We're going to miss the big moment. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
What have you GOT in here? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
Books. And my book shelves. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
-Oi-oi. -Hey, hey, should score, must score. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Scores. Goal! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Oh, can you actually see the ball on that teeny-weeny screen? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
-Hello. -This is Trey. | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-All right? -Yes, thanks, Trey. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Oh, anyone fancy a biccie? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Biccie? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Biccie? Don't be embarrassing, yeah? We're not FIVE. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
-Hell, Bro. -Safe. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
The magic moment! | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
Hurry up! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
Wait, wait, wait! | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-Carry her in. -You're right, pal. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Come on now, come on. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-Come on. -I hate this. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
SHE SHRIEKS, HE GROANS | 0:03:31 | 0:03:32 | |
-Oh! OK. -Whoa! -Ew... | 0:03:33 | 0:03:36 | |
I know, the carpet does make you feel a bit sick. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Looks like somebody already has been. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
-You're a fine one to talk about carpets. -Come on. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:43 | |
Cool living room. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Wow, it has a kitchen. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:49 | |
We started redecorating. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
I've got zones and themes. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
And I've got paint and a brush. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Wow, loving this room. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
There's more rooms. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
-This is so me. -Oh, this is the master bedroom, sweetheart, sorry. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
For the master! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-But I'll share it with you. -Oh, come on, there's two more bedrooms. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Go. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Whoa, look at this. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:13 | |
Someone call 999 design. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Hello? They could have at least waited for us. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
-Cool room. -Come on. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-Come on. -I'm coming. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
You've got a lot of stuff to carry, Millie. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
What lucky boy gets this room? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
This is great. Our first place together as a proper family. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
Oh, hi, you two. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
-What do you reckon? -It's lush. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
Bagsy this chest. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
Don't start with the bagsys. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:48 | |
You can't undo a bagsy. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
Hang on, what about me? | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
I'm too old to share with a boy any more. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
He's not a boy, he's just Jake. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
They're only here half the time. They can share with him. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Hello, have you in fact literally lost your mind? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
Bagsy the other bedroom! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:03 | |
This could get tricky without a plan. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
Please tell me you have a plan? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:08 | |
Of course. We'll let them decide. | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
-I get to go first. -We need a window at night! | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Oh, what are you? A bat? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
We're all one family now. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
We'll just let them figure it out. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:17 | |
Kids have a natural sense of fair play. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
-I want my privacy. -Go smell. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
HE EXHALES | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
RELAXING MUSIC PLAYS | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
-What're you doing? -I am meditating. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
It is mentally cleansing. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
As Buddha says, this is spiritual, under your spell, | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
phenomenal, the way you make me feel. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
Hey, wasn't that Katy Perry? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Not...that I listen to her. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Well, we want to watch TV, so... | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
No sweat. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:54 | |
I shall find somewhere else. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Oh, wavy garms. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
-Is that your dad, Bro? -Him? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
No, no. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
He's the lodger. | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
Oh, son, I signed that permission slip. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
-It's in your school bag. -Thank you very much... | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
for doing that... while my dad's away. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
-What have you been doing? -Nothing! -Fran, be reasonable! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:31 | |
One for us, one for you guys. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
-That's fair. -No, Jake eats crisps on my bed. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
I have to change in the bathroom and he calls me Fran Pants. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Oh! | 0:06:41 | 0:06:42 | |
She's being so stubborn! | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
I mean, it's obvious you and I should share a room, | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
but we just have to wait until... | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
-What are you doing? -Unpacking. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
Watch the door. We have to establish ownership. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Oh... | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Looks like we just got owned. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
I'm just going to say it. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
Do you get the feeling like this is a new start, | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-but...for them? -What? No. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Look, it's bad enough I have to share with you but why should I | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
share with her as well? She's got her own annoying sibling. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
Maybe we should just talk to her about it. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
I say we get Dad to stick up for us, because if he won't, who will? Hm? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
Thanks, Tony, my room is amazing. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
Oh, your room. So you've decided between yourselves, then. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
-That's great. -His room? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Dad, can you just tell them? | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
We're sharing one room and they can have the other one. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
You've talked to them about it, right? | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
No, we thought you'd back us up. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
I don't think it's fair to take sides, love. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
It's much better if you sort it out yourselves. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:49 | |
Not take sides? | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
He's our DAD. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
So what do we do now? | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
The way I see it, we're like the two Cinderellas in that fairy tale. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:00 | |
There's only one Cinderella. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:01 | |
Whatever. I mean, they're the new family and we're in the way. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
But Dad wouldn't just choose... | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
It's Cinderella all over again. Who does he choose? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:09 | |
The goose that lays the golden egg or the ugly ducklings? | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
Wow, that fairy tale really does have everything. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:15 | |
Shush. Go, go. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
-Got ya! -Oh, you freak. -Get out! | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Oh, we need to do something. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-Like what? -I don't know, you're the ideas person. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
But we can't just make Dad choose. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Why not? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Because he may choose to side with them. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:34 | |
Oh. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
Would it help if I lie on the living room floor and freak out? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
-Let's make that Plan B. -So what is Plan A? | 0:08:41 | 0:08:44 | |
Girls, are you OK in there? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
Won't be a minute. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:47 | |
Hello, we need to hurry. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
OK, look, does it really matter where we sleep? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
I am not sleeping in the bathtub, if that's what you were thinking. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:55 | |
So let's just sleep full-time at Mum's. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
What? And give up altogether? | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
No, we're not giving up. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Dad wants us to sort this out for ourselves, right? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
Well, we are. We're taking control. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
Millie, that...is...genius. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:13 | |
Well, I don't like to boast, but... | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
We take control, threaten to leave and then force Dad to choose us! | 0:09:15 | 0:09:18 | |
You are ruthless, girl! | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
No, that's not what I said. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:22 | |
OK, that was not the plan, but I guess it MIGHT work. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
-Hiya. -Hiya. Only me. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:37 | |
I brought the tea tray(!) | 0:09:37 | 0:09:39 | |
Tea, Trey, tea, Trey. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:41 | |
Eh? Trey! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:43 | |
What are you DOING? | 0:09:43 | 0:09:44 | |
Well, I've come to have a cuppa with... | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
It's OK, really. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
Listen, how about you get back to | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
your meditating, seeing as you're still rocking those weird trousers? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:53 | |
Craig said my trousers are weird. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
To be fair, he has got a point. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
Are you saying my loose-fitting yogic loons are... | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Embarrassing, yes. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
Why are you so pleased? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
For a second there, I thought it was me. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
Oh, I remember this. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Oh, not that old thing. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
My theme for this zone is called Vibes, not '70s Motel. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-Well, where shall I put it, then? -Don't tempt me. -Cheeky. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Hey, you two. You off somewhere? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Hey, Dad, we've got this whole bedroom thing sussed. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Oh, you have? That's great. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:43 | |
Yes, the plan is Millie's. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Erm, yeah... | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
We've decided to sleep at Mum's, full-time. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
-At Mum's? -That way there's room for everyone, including Princess Fran. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
But there's bags of room here. I'm sure we can work out a way. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:59 | |
Such as? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
Well... Um... | 0:11:01 | 0:11:03 | |
-Fran? -I'm not sharing with Jake. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
I'm having my own room. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
OK, so... | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Look, Dad - look, it's fine. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
We'll still come here all the time. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
You'll hardly notice we're gone. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Of course I'll notice. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
If that's what you really want. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
Yeah, it is. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
I don't get it. When are they coming back? | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
I don't know, Jake. Let's just wait and see, hey? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:50 | |
What are you two trying to pull? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
We're just being reasonable, because someone had to be. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
And let's face it, it wasn't going to be you, Fran Pants. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
What just happened? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
-Dad was meant to talk us out of it. -Well, he didn't, did he? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:22 | |
-So what now? -We go back to Mum's and just get on with it. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
Maybe it'll be all right, you know, | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
like when Cinderella moved in with the seven dwarfs. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:32 | |
Yo, big C. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
Hiya, sorry about before. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
You must've thought, "Craig's old man's a bit weird". | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
I'm just a regular guy with weird trousers. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
So, are you coming along later, then? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-Er, coming where? -Oh, didn't Craig mention it? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
We go bird spotting on Saturdays. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:57 | |
His first time out, he bagged two wagtails and a tree creeper. | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
Dad! Trey, I went there the once and you swore you wouldn't tell anyone. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:06 | |
I'm proud of you, son. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
No lie, Bro, he's a born twitcher. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
It's not my trousers, it's me, isn't it? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:17 | |
-I embarrass him. -So? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
I've been embarrassing my girls for years. Learn to enjoy it. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
But Craig and me, we're mates! | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Newsflash, they find new mates. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Seriously, don't worry... Best thing to do is just leave him alone. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:31 | |
-Well, how long for? -About...ten years should do it. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
Well, isn't THIS nice? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:49 | |
-If you think about it... -I tried that, I didn't like it. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
It's good we don't have to keep going back and forth. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
You know how stressed you get when you forget your blanky. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:57 | |
I don't know what you're talking about. Where is my blanky? | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
Oh! | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
I don't believe it. My blanky! | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
OK, it's not a big deal. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
It just helps me sleep, all right, even when I'm in the wrong bed. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:13 | |
OK, so it's not ideal, but I had to come up with something and I think | 0:14:15 | 0:14:20 | |
we're being very mature, so, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
everyone here took the news pretty well, | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
more or less. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Well, of course you can sleep here full-time. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:31 | |
-This is your home. -No, you can't! | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
There's enough hairballs in the shower as it is. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-Craig! -You can't just spring this on me. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
I'm not psychologically prepared. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Well, next time we'll arrange... counselling! | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Except Craig, but he'll get used to it. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Yo! So my mate's coming over tomorrow, | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
which means you two can go out and stay out. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
Actually, I think I was going to | 0:14:56 | 0:14:58 | |
invite my friends over for a soapathon. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
What? | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
No, this is my time. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
When I get a break from my girlie oppressors. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:07 | |
Oi! | 0:15:09 | 0:15:10 | |
Lauren. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Lauren! Stop! | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
Lauren! This is not over! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
SHE WHIMPERS | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
SHE CLEARS HER THROAT | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
It makes me feel secure. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
This rug has seen me through some dark times. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
How did getting a bigger place mean we can't all be together? | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
You did say they should sort it out for themselves. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Why didn't you stop me? | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Clearly it's a stupid idea, and now my girls have gone. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
You could always call them and ask them to come back. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Oh, no, I don't have to like their choice, but I have to respect it. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
There's just girls' stuff everywhere. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
Oh, bombshell. I wonder what happened there. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
Well, keeping two families happy | 0:16:31 | 0:16:32 | |
is like spinning plates, and spinning plates is not | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
one of Tony's strong points. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
Well, he's managed OK till now. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Oh, it looked that way, didn't it? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:39 | |
But who has to clear up after him | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
when they get back from the flat of anarchy? No, it's better this way. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
You know, I can look after them properly. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Make sure they get their veggies in, you know, get to bed early, | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
keep their room tidy. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:50 | |
All right, so Dad doesn't exactly crack the whip. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:58 | |
I don't think he even knows what a whip is. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
You two still up? | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
What time is it? | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
I'm not going to lie, Dad, it's late. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
I'm hungry. Who fancies pancakes? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:12 | |
-BOTH: -Me! | 0:17:12 | 0:17:13 | |
Which IS kind of fun. | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
No, Mum's right, we're better off here. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
What? I couldn't find the spoons. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
We need to get organised. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Millie's the organiser, but they don't like us any more. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
Who? Millie and Lauren? You don't really think that, do you? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
They left, didn't they? I thought they cared about us | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
more than some stupid room. Guess I was wrong. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:52 | |
POPPING | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
Oh, I'm sitting on bubble wrap. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
Guess what? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
I made pancakes. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
Oh, yum! I'm going to put Kale Crunchies on mine. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:11 | |
-What's up? -I miss Dad's pancakes. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
These are all healthy or something. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
-Let's go there after. -No, I want them in my pyjamas. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
They don't taste the same once you have to get dressed. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
And that's in no way unreasonable? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Oh, girls, remember, you two are going out. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
No, we're not. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
Remind me why this was such a great idea. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Because we are in control. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
Yeah, right. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Craig? Craig. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
Maybe I could take you and Trey go-karting later, if you want. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
No, thanks, mate. See, this is the Bro zone | 0:18:39 | 0:18:42 | |
and the girls here are going out. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
Have fun! | 0:18:44 | 0:18:46 | |
SHE ROARS | 0:18:47 | 0:18:50 | |
So it looks like we're not welcome here, either. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Craig's shoving us out and Lauren's blaming me. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Great. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Well, at least Mike's still happy. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
Craig never says no to go-karting. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
I've lost him, Millie. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
I'm going round to Dad's. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:08 | |
Who knows, maybe he's missing us. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:11 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Hello. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:18 | |
Hey! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:19 | |
-Millie's on her way up. -OK. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Remember, respect her choice. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
OK, remember, don't make him choose. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:30 | |
Millie. This is a nice surprise. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
Told you we'd be round all the time. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
-Liking the colour. -Ah, well, it's starting to come together, | 0:19:39 | 0:19:42 | |
-now we got rid of one or two of our old things. -Old things? | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
And Amber's got some bright ideas about Fran and Jake's rooms. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:48 | |
Rooms? One for each of them, then? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Aye, you were right. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
It's a great idea. It really works. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
Oh, and I would hate to throw away my old rug. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
Do you and Lauren fancy having it at Mum's? | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
No! We don't want your smelly old rug! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
We wanted a room and by the way, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
you've rollered over a light switch. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Get a grip. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:12 | |
It was my idea. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:13 | |
And it's fine that Dad's so happy. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
And I bet Fran's having a ball in her new room. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Hi. I hear everything's going great | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
now you've got rid of us. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:29 | |
What? You walked out. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-You made it pretty clear that you didn't want to share. -With Jake! | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
Am I not allowed to say that? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
You can't have your own room and us here too, Fran. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
That's impossible, unless we defy gravity and sleep on the ceiling. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:42 | |
Well, I DO want you here, but not if you hate us. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
We don't hate you, we just didn't want to make Dad choose. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
Cos he'd pick Amber and you two. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
As if! Your dad's been moping around like a depressed tortoise ever since | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
-you left. -What? | 0:20:56 | 0:20:58 | |
He was full of the joys just now. | 0:20:58 | 0:20:59 | |
He's pretending - for you. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
You know, for a smart kid, you can be really dumb. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
This is a disaster. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
If this is Cinderella, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:15 | |
then everything just turned back into mice and pumpkins. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
I need my ugly sister over here. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:21 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
Big man! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
-Safe! -Yo. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
Welcome. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
And I've told you, all right, THIS... | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
is the Bro zone. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:37 | |
MESSAGE ALERT BEEPS | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
Well, I need to go to my dad's anyway, so... | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
See ya. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Hey, man, I saw this really cool bird on the way over. | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
Yeah? What, you mean a girl? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
No, mate, a bird. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Thought you'd know what it was. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:55 | |
Oh, right. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:58 | |
Yeah, I'm not really... | 0:21:58 | 0:22:01 | |
-That's a woodpecker. -Yeah? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:08 | |
Boss. Pecks wood, then, does it? | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
Oh, hi. Probably wondering what I'm doing. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
This is supposed to ward off evil spirits. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:17 | |
You like, doing martial arts, then? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
Where there's preparation, there is no fear. | 0:22:20 | 0:22:24 | |
Yeah? So what if I did this? | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
HE ROARS, TREY YELPS | 0:22:26 | 0:22:28 | |
Oh, sorry, Trey, it's my martial arts training! | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Are you literally the most embarrassing dad ever? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
-You all right, mate? -Yeah, yeah, fine, | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
just lucky I landed on my head. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
I'll tell you what, Trey, how about we go to my bedroom | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
and then who knows? Maybe we won't get attacked! | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Look, look, wait. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
That was awesome. Could you show me how to do that? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
Well, that one's a bit advanced, | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
but I could teach you something like this. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
That is so sick! | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
Oi, mate - your dad is a lege! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Yeah? Yes, yes. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
He did say he'd take us go-karting later if we wanted. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
For real? Sweet! | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Oi, I spotted a woodpecker earlier on. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Do you want to see? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:15 | |
I just don't get what I did wrong. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:20 | |
-You didn't try to stop us leaving, did you? -Why would I? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:22 | |
I let you work it out for yourselves and you said that's what you wanted. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
What we say and what we mean are two different things. | 0:23:26 | 0:23:29 | |
And you tried to palm us off with your flea-ridden rug. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
That old rug means a lot to me. | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Look, I want you back. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
Us getting a new place | 0:23:37 | 0:23:38 | |
was meant to make things easier and now I feel like I'm losing you. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
Wait, so if you had to choose... | 0:23:43 | 0:23:45 | |
-Lauren, what are you doing? -If you had to choose between us and them, | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
who would you choose? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
You can't ask me to make that choice. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:51 | |
It's impossible. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
Thought so. Come on, Millie. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Wait, wait, hold on. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Is that what all this was about? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
A test to see which of my families I love the most? | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
No! | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
Well, it does sound a bit like that. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Well, I'm sorry, but I can't choose. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:15 | |
Because I haven't got two families, | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
I've got one | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
and wherever I am, even if it's a box at the side of the road, | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
there'll always be a place for my two girls. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:26 | |
OK, so how are we going to sort out the rooms? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
We'll do what we should have done in the first place. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Make Fran live in the hall? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
No. We'll sit down and talk it over. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
I'm not sharing with anyone. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Luckily, nobody wants you. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Couldn't you three girls share? | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
What? And he gets a room on his own? | 0:24:58 | 0:24:59 | |
-Who made HIM king? -But if we all shared, | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
then while me and Lauren were at Mum's, | 0:25:02 | 0:25:03 | |
you'd have a room to yourself. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
OK, but there's no way you can fit three beds | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
and all your stuff into my room, period. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
Thinking out of the box, | 0:25:10 | 0:25:13 | |
what we need's a bigger room. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Where are we going to get a... | 0:25:16 | 0:25:18 | |
Oh, no. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Oh, no way! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
You want this to work, we need the master bedroom. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
And this is what happens when you let them work it out for themselves. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
-OK, then. -ALL: -Yes! | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Tony. Quick word? | 0:25:38 | 0:25:39 | |
I decided that I'd be able to cope. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
Oh, Amber! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
-What? -Nothing. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
-Does it have fleas? -No. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Small ones. It's my fault, I shouldn't... | 0:25:59 | 0:26:01 | |
I'm calling the council. They might be able to come and | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
-pick it up today. -Don't be hasty. It makes me feel secure! | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
So, here we are, like the Three Bears. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:10 | |
Who's been lying in my bed? Was it you, Fran Pants? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
No, but I will when you've gone. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
With my shoes on your pillow! | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Remind me, does anyone ACTUALLY like you? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
-I like her. -Oh, that's right, just gang up on me. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:22 | |
OK, so it's not a fairy-tale ending, but it might just work. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:28 | |
-Hey, that's my side. -No, I get more space because I'm the eldest. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:32 | |
Yeah, but I'm here longer. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 |