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So, basically, I'm talking, like, party. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
It's going to, like, be the swaggiest legit, | 0:00:04 | 0:00:06 | |
so it'll be totes edgy, you know? | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
Erm... | 0:00:08 | 0:00:09 | |
-What will? -No idea. | 0:00:09 | 0:00:11 | |
Why is the fourth most popular girl in school talking to us? | 0:00:14 | 0:00:18 | |
Still, it's good for our bus cred. | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
ETHEREAL MUSIC | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
And that is Liam. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:30 | |
Fran thinks no-one knows that she likes him. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:33 | |
Everyone knows. | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
So, basically, do you want to come? | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
-Come where? -To my party. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
Basically that I've been telling you about. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Did you not even notice my face moving? | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Your party? As if. Millie's way too much of a goody two-shoes. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:49 | |
SHE CHUCKLES | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
Actually, yeah. I'd love to come. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
Cool, cos it'll be out of control. | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
You're going to Chloe's party? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:35 | |
Why would you even invite you? | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
She's hardly said two words to you before. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
She senses we're the cool kids of tomorrow? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
No way. She's totally in... Wait. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
What do you mean "we"? | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
-You're coming too, aren't you? -Who says I am? | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-This could really up our profile. -I don't want a profile. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-ETHEREAL MUSIC -Hi, Liam. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Oh, yes, you do. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Well...OK. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
I'll come. IF my mum says I can. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
-And what about yours? -I can handle my mum. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:10 | |
I didn't know you knew that lot. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:12 | |
Aren't they a bit...wild? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:14 | |
It'll just be a few of them. Us. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
I mean, it's probably just pizza and movies. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
Well, if you're not back too late. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:22 | |
Is this cray-cray Chloe's party? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
-Why? What have you heard? -Nothing! | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-You haven't heard anything. -It's a pool party. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Oh, I didn't know they had a pool. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
They don't. They're going to dig one. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
And Frank McKinney's going. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
What, the one they call Flaming Frank? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Yeah, but he hasn't set fire to anything for months now. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Well, apart from Mr Webster's socks. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:44 | |
-What do Chloe's parents think? -Erm...they won't be there. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
I don't blame them. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:49 | |
Her older brother's in charge, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
but he mostly just stays in his bedroom playing online. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Honestly, the house could burn down and he wouldn't notice. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Yeah, I don't think so, love. Sorry. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
It's not really your sort of thing. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
Well, let's be honest, you're far too...sensible! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
"Sensible"? Wow, thanks. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Sometimes, Mark, a parent must be prepared to be unpopular. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:17 | |
Really? But what if they don't like you for it? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:19 | |
Hold it right there. That is for the school bake sale. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
Ugh... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:28 | |
Sensible? I am not sensible. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
99, 100... | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
done. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
OK, maybe I am a bit. But where does that get me? | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Trampled on, while the others get what they want | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
by being totally unreasonable - like Craig. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
Come on, son, minicab's here. | 0:03:57 | 0:03:59 | |
Promise you'll take me to Drum World. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
You know I can't do that, mate. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Well, then, I'm not going. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
-DOORBELL RINGS -Please, Craig, we'll miss our train. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Oh, come on, you know Granny's looking forward to seeing us, hey? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-Craig, I will not stand for this! -CAR HORN BEEPS | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
Oh, mate, don't go... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
All right, I promise. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
It's not pretty, but it works. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
And Lauren, well, she's even worse. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
Literally all of my friends have suede dungaree dresses! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
This is a violation of my fashion rights! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
When ketchup hits suede, it's game over. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Can I get in there, please? | 0:04:40 | 0:04:41 | |
No! Cos I locked myself to it! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
I am a suede suffragette! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:04:48 | 0:04:50 | |
They're both shameless. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
Right - "sensible" is not going to get me to that party. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
I need to raise my game. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
I need to go bad. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
There. Now the toothpaste will go crusty. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
I can't. It's just not me. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:05:13 | 0:05:16 | |
-LAUREN: -Did you hear Millie got banned from going to Chloe's party? | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
Yeah, I know. She's such a loser. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Right! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
HIGH-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
There, I've done it now. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
Mum has created a monster - me! | 0:05:48 | 0:05:51 | |
-Hello, mate. -Hey, Mum. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
Hi, can I go to a really dodgy party tomorrow with Millie? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
No, I thought not. I'll tell her you won't let me. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
Hang on, hang on... | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
What's dodgy about it? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
There are no parents - just a big brother with giant earphones. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
-That sounds all right. -No, it's going to be really wild. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh, I went to a few wild parties in my time. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
Did I tell you about the one where I was in a barrel | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
and this boy jumped over me on his moped? | 0:06:24 | 0:06:26 | |
He had lovely hair. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:27 | |
Mum, I don't want to know! And that is SO irresponsible. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Well, if you can't go off the rails a bit when you're young... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
I don't want to go off the rails or do anything in a barrel. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
Millie will look after you. | 0:06:36 | 0:06:37 | |
And maybe it's time my kids went a bit wild, eh? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
-Mmm! -AMBER CHUCKLES | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Here we go, Mike's magnificent superfood salad. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
I put extra sunflower seeds on. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Mmm(!) Hold me back. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
-SHE GASPS -No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
Oh! Hasn't anyone ever told you? Ketchup actually ruins suede. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Urgh! | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Drop it! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
Step away from the cake. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:09 | |
What have you two got to say about the state of the bathroom? | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
I've told you 100 times not to leave it like that. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-What? It wasn't me. -Or me. -Oh, so you say. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-So, who was it, then? -It was Millie. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Ha! Yeah, right, nice try. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Clean it up, or you are grounded for a week. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
-Mum! -Whoa, Sharon... -Yes, I went there! So, go on, march. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:33 | |
So unfair! You always blame me for everything! | 0:07:33 | 0:07:37 | |
Mum, it WAS me. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Oh, look, it's very kind of you, | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
but don't take the rap for her because she doesn't deserve it. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
Oh, never mind, sweetheart. Accidents happen. I'll clear it up. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Can you make a start on the washing up, please? | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
No! Do it yourself. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Millie's right. She's always doing the washing up. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-It can probably wait... -Ugh! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
They're so used to me being a doormat | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
that they can't see my inner badness. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
I've got to go further... | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
MUCH further. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
Jake, what have you done to your room? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Not room, Mum - moon cave. You said we should be a bit wilder. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:17 | |
I meant Fran. You're wild enough as it is. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:20 | |
I'm sorry, love, but this just isn't on. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
But it's my moon cave. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Seriously, who covers the walls of a rented flat with papier-mache? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
Brought us another batch, Commander. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:08:36 | 0:08:38 | |
Never thought I'd say this, but I want to learn how to be you. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Sorry, Mill, just can't teach this effortless supercool. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:50 | |
Oh... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Ha. I don't want to be cool. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:58 | |
I want to be bad. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:01 | |
-You? Goody two-shoes? -Yeah, me. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
I want to know how to drive grown-ups over the edge. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:07 | |
You haven't got it in you, Millie. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
That trashed bathroom? Yeah, that was me. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
You know my rate - £10 an hour. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
I'll take five minutes. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
OK. First... | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
..you've got to give them the silent treatment. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
You've got to give them the ice face. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
Good. Good, now, shut your mouth and keep it shut. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
"Millie, can you tidy your room, please?" | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
"If you tidied your room, love, you'd be able to find things." | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
"Millie, if you don't tidy your room now, | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
"then...you're going to be sorry!" | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
"OK, I'll give you £10." | 0:09:50 | 0:09:52 | |
Good. Now, chuck us that mag. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
-This one? -Ha! Game over! | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Oldest trick in the book, that, mate. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Hmm. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:04 | |
Well, that's fine, if you've got all day. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
I'll teach you my way... if you clean the bathroom. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:10 | |
But Mum told you to do it. That's not fair. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:13 | |
You know what's not fair? Life isn't fair. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:17 | |
Is it? When you think about it. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:19 | |
Is life fair? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Well, yeah, I think it is quite fair. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
Is it fair that Craig had to pay for that haircut? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:26 | |
Is it fair that you can't go to the party just because Mum says so? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
-Is life fair? -No, life is not fair! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
-Craig, is life fair? -No, not really! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
-Life is not fair! -So, altogether, then... | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
ALL: Life's not fair! Life's not fair! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Life's not fair! Life's not fair! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:44 | |
Life's not fair! | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
So, come on, get mad, because literally you have nothing to lose. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
OK. OK. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Erm...should I get mad now? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Yes, now! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
Let me go to the party, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:56 | |
or do you want me to be a tragic loser forever?! | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Throw something! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:00 | |
Oi! | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Woo! | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Breakthrough. So, here are your weapons. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
Fire and ice. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
Ice - stone face. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Fire - war face! | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Welcome to bad. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
Look out, Mum! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:25 | |
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You're not ready for Mum. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
I'd do a warm up on a softer target. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
-Mike? -Not that soft. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
What about your dad? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
Rough kids, loud music, hoverboards... | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Sorry, Princess, it's a no from me. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Fire and ice. I almost feel sorry for him. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Right, who's for a cup of tea? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Millie, love, tea? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:55 | |
Tea and a bickie? | 0:11:57 | 0:11:58 | |
Hot chocolate and a jammy doughnut? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
OK, maybe I was a bit too hasty... | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
No. Come on, Millie, let's go. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
What are you doing? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
I need to be in there where he can see me ignoring him. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
You're right, we shouldn't take this lying down. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
My turn. I'll soften him up for you. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
What's this bumpy thing in the middle of your back? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
-My spine. -Right, so use it! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Don't let Millie go to the party. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
It doesn't matter if she gets mad at you. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:35 | |
Millie...Millie's mad at me?! Why? What did I do?! | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
-Millie, love, is everything all right? -No! | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
What gives you the right to say what I can and can't do? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
-Er...I'm your father. -Well, why won't you let me grow up? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
The thing is, you won't like it, Mills. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
-You're far too sensi... -Don't say it! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
OK, as far as I'm concerned, you can go. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
Thanks! | 0:13:02 | 0:13:03 | |
Now all you have to do is call Mum and tell her that you said it's OK. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
You said yes? | 0:13:10 | 0:13:13 | |
What happened to backing each other up? | 0:13:13 | 0:13:16 | |
Oh, she got angry, did she? Oh, poor you(!) | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
All right, she's just come in. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
I'll call you back later - if you're unlucky! | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Stop...taking advantage of your dad. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Why don't you pick on someone your own size? | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
-Dad said I could go to the party. -So I hear. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
Well, as far as I'm concerned, it's still a no. | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
But Dad said yes! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
Here's how this works - a no-no is a no. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:38 | |
A yes-no is also a no. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Only a yes-yes is a yes. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
-Yes? -No! No! | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
You are not going, and that is final! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-DOOR SLAMS -Ugh! | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
It's Bad Millie versus Mum. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Oh, Mum's tough, all right. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Those eyes... Ugh. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
But Bad Millie is just getting into her stride, | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
and she's got a party to go to. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
ROCK MUSIC | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
-Millie's mum's forbidden her to go. -Well, I am not her. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:15 | |
You have my permission, and that is final. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
And you won't let me turn my room into a moon cave. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
-Now, that's mean. -If you don't want to go, then just tell her. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:22 | |
Why do I have to be the bad guy? | 0:15:22 | 0:15:24 | |
You're my mum - that's your job. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
-TABLET RINGS -Erm, Fran... -Not now. It's not fair. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
It's Liam. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:30 | |
(Who's Liam?) | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
Hi, Liam. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:37 | |
'Hi. You invited me on a group chat but there's no-one else here.' | 0:15:37 | 0:15:42 | |
Isn't there? I'm sure they'll be joining us soon. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:45 | |
ALARM RINGS | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
Seriously, you've alarmed the cake? Why are you not trusting? | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
-I mean, you blame me for so... -I'm not blaming you. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
I'm blaming the selfish, stubborn one. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
-Oh, come on, I didn't even eat... -I don't even mean you. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:08 | |
She means me. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
Oh, it's the silent treatment, is it? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
Oh, hello, ice face. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
Well, Lauren didn't even speak to me for a whole week once. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:19 | |
I didn't even notice - I thought she had laryngitis. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:21 | |
Yeah, Sharon, can I have a word, please? | 0:16:21 | 0:16:23 | |
Place your hands in the ice-cold water. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
It will address your emotional balance. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:31 | |
Plus it's good for your nails. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
And, as the Buddha says, you will not be punished for your anger, | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
but you will be punished by your anger. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
Oh, he had teenagers too, did he? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
Remember, how you talk to your kids becomes their inner voice, | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
so don't shout. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:45 | |
No, you're right. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
Lean in and whisper - it's scarier. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
HE EXHALES DEEPLY | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
-SHE GASPS -Your hands are so cold! | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
-Are you even human? -I can't believe you won't let me go. | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Everyone will laugh at me. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:02 | |
Oh, we're speaking now, are we? Ice face melt, did it? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
I just want to have some fun. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
You know, the stuff that makes your kids happy. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
What? What do you mean? I like fun. I like vegetable cushions. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
I'm going to that party, and I don't care what you say. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
No, you are not. Not while you're under my roof. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
Well, I have another roof, | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
and at least Dad still remembers what it's like being young. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
-Young? You're acting like a baby. -Cos you're treating me like one. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Did you just stamp your tiny little foot? | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
See? Could you be any more patronising? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-Oh, don't you know some big words! -Ugh! | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
Look, you're not ready for this, and I am just warming up. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:36 | |
Now, I'm going to give you a way out and you'd better take it. OK? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
Right, you've made your point, love. Maybe we can have a party here soon. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
Yeah, well done, Sharon. Guess what? You really showed her. | 0:17:42 | 0:17:45 | |
Yeah, Millie, it's over. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:47 | |
And I thought you were the sensible one. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Yeah, you're right, and I've only just realised why. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
Oh, why's that, then? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
Cos when you and Dad were fighting all the time, someone had to be. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
Don't be daft! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
Back then, you were acting like a kid and I was the grown-up. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
Do you know? I have had enough of this. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Go to your room, please. Without your tea. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
Fine! I'll just have this. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
Give that back. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Sure. Catch. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
MUM GASPS | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
-'Funny how no-one else showed...' -I know, right? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
'OK, well, you hang up first.' | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-'No, you hang up.' -No, you. -PHONE RINGS | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
'Got to go. Bye.' | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
-Hi, Millie. -Hi. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
I'm just calling to say that I can't come to the party. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
If you want to go, I don't mind. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
That's OK. If you're not allowed to go, then I won't go either. | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
OK. I'll see you later. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Bye. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
You've got to know when to be firm, Mike. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Your kids need to respect you first and like you second. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
I'd say you've achieved that. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:21 | |
Oh...I sound like my mum. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:24 | |
Oh, Mike... | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
Is Millie right? | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
Did we lean on her too much? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
Well, is it nature or nurture? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:32 | |
Which came first - the chicken or the road? | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
I mean, Millie was always going to be a Millie, | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
otherwise she'd be, like...a Betty. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Right... So, what do I do now? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
We could always try my way. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:45 | |
What, just bury my head in a cabbage smoothie? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
-LAUREN: -Mum... | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
Mike's right. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
You're kind of overreacting. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Oh... What about my cake? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:55 | |
Well, bits of it are still OK. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
It's just a shock coming from Millie. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:58 | |
Mmm. You've got to cut her some slack, Sharon. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
Yeah, plus you'll have the element of surprise. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
See, a wise general always does what her opponent least expects. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
Can I come and see your moon cave? | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
I can't stop you. And it's not a moon cave any more. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
You know, what this room really needs... | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
..is lumpy walls. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. You're right. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
How can I let Fran be wild and not you? | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
Just try and keep it off the ceiling, yeah? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
Wicked! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:42 | |
And when you get bored of it, | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Space Commander Tony can help you scrape it off. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
When would I ever get bored of it? | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-When you start being interested in girls. -Ugh, yuck! No, yeesh! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
SHE EXHALES | 0:21:03 | 0:21:06 | |
SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR | 0:21:06 | 0:21:07 | |
Come in. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
Well, that was pretty horrible. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:14 | |
-Right, here's my offer. Are you ready? -Ready. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
-One, scrape up what's left of my cake and tidy the kitchen. -OK. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:25 | |
Two... | 0:21:25 | 0:21:26 | |
-..you'll bake me another one before Friday. -OK. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
-Three, take back "I'm no fun". -I do. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:36 | |
Four... | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
be home from the party before 11. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
What? You mean I can go? | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
That's what I said, isn't it? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Or am I not allowed to change my mind? | 0:21:46 | 0:21:48 | |
So...it's a yes-yes? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
And that's a proper yes. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:54 | |
Wow. I did not see that coming. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:22:03 | 0:22:07 | |
-Hi, Mills. -'Guess what?' | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
We can go to Chloe's after all. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Fran? | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
You know what? The truth is I really don't want to go. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
No-one will talk to us, and we'll just stand there like planks. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Oh...OK. No problem. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
-'You should have just said.' -Thanks. | 0:22:23 | 0:22:25 | |
Only, Liam's going, and he texted me | 0:22:25 | 0:22:28 | |
'asking if you were.' | 0:22:28 | 0:22:30 | |
Who? Liam? Did he? I mean, who cares about Liam? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
OK, whatever. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
'See ya.' | 0:22:35 | 0:22:36 | |
And three, two, one... | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Hi, me again. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Now that I think about it, I'd better come too. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
Otherwise I'd only worry about you. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Great. Wild party, here we come. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
POP MUSIC PLAYS | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Sorry. Excuse me. | 0:23:01 | 0:23:03 | |
Fran! | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Fran, I think I'll call Mike for a lift. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
So, if you were a packet of crisps, what flavour would you be? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
-Don't know. Cheese and onion? -Me too! | 0:23:15 | 0:23:17 | |
And what about pizza? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
So, basically, it's my mum. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
She wants to talk to you. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Hello, Mrs Fraser. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:29 | |
GLASS SMASHES Yeah, everything's fine. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
OBJECTS CLATTER, LAUGHTER | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
-Hi. You're back early. How was it? -Awful. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:51 | |
They were too cool to dance, and the toilet broke, | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
and Chloe broke up with her boyfriend, | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
and I found out why they invited me. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
-Why? -I can't tell you. It's too shaming. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
I hate to say this, but you were right. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Why did you let me go?! | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
You knew she'd hate it, didn't you? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
You're actually a lot sneakier than I give you credit for. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
Thanks! | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
So, someone broke the toilet, which flooded next-door's kitchen, | 0:24:18 | 0:24:22 | |
and then they called the police. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
-HE GASPS -No! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:25 | |
But then Frank McKinney barricaded the road with wheelie bins. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:29 | |
Not Flaming Frank? | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
And then set fire to them. It was mayhem. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
So how did you all get home? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Mike smuggled us out through the sewers. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Oh... | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
You have no idea when you're having your leg pulled, do you? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
What?! You mean the whole... The guinea pig and the catapult? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
-I was making it all up. -Fran! | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
Apart from the toilet breaking. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Anyway, it was rubbish. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
-PHONE RINGS -Ooh! Someone called Liam. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Hi. | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
Amazing party, wasn't it? | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
-KNOCK ON DOOR -Knock, knock. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:09 | |
Go on, why did they invite you, then? | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Just so they could tell their mum a sensible kid was coming. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:14 | |
Oh, Millie... | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
It's not funny! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:18 | |
Can you never get away from who you are? | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Oh... It's hard. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
But, you know, being sensible, | 0:25:26 | 0:25:27 | |
it's not necessarily the opposite of being wild. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
True, and being wild isn't necessarily the same as having fun. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:35 | |
Sorry. I should never have said yes-yes. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
I guess I have to make my own mistakes. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:40 | |
After all, you made plenty of them. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
Oi. Cheeky! | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
It's true, you know. | 0:25:45 | 0:25:47 | |
Your dad and I, we did lean on you, | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
and you shouldn't lose out because of that. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
But PLEASE, go back to being you. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Well...it is a lot less effort. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:57 | |
For both of us! | 0:25:57 | 0:25:59 | |
OK, so, being bad is not my style, | 0:26:10 | 0:26:13 | |
but, in a weird way, being good means you can get away with more. | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
Pretty deep, eh? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:18 | |
So maybe I did get stuck with the sensible gene, | 0:26:18 | 0:26:21 | |
but I won't go down without a fight. | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
-Morning. -Morning, love. -ALL: -Morning. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
-It's cool. -It actually suits you. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 |