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Good good morning, everyone. Welcome to Match of the Day Kickabout. It's

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my debut in the hot seat. Very exciting. Here's what's coming up

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for you today. It's Arsenal and Manchester City and

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we look back at their nine-goaler thriller from last season. Tim

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Vickery gives us theiodown on Manchester United's new signing.

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Preston striker, Kevin Davis, takes on Sav's Big Mouth. The Premier

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League took a break to make way for the first round of European

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Championships qualifiers and all the home nations were involved. Scotland

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had a tough start against Germany. They came close, but hearts were

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broken by the goal-scoring machine that is Thom mass Muller. -- Thomas

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Muller. England won against Switzerland. Northern Ireland beat

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Hungary to secure their first away win in four years. And finally,

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Wales just beat Andorra, 2-1, but win in four years. And finally,

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had to be Baled out, see what I did there, by the Real Madrid star who

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scored two amazing goals. Speaking of Wales, Chris Gunter has been

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giving of Wales, Chris Gunter has been

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to be part of the Welsh squad. That was awesome. I wonder if Chris

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would let us stick a camera on him for the next game? Oh, that's not

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allowed. OK, my guest this week - two absolute superstars from South

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American have arrived at Manchester United and we wanted to find out

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more about them. It's lucky then that we have our own expert to

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reveal all. We can talk about technique and tactics and selection

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all we like. You don't necessarily one the World Cup with flashy

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opening-day victories. This is the biggest humiliation in the history

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of Brazilian football. Here he is. Tim, welcome to the show. Honour to

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have you. Lovely to be here. Our viewers, they obviously know about

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you and have seen you doing your World Cup commentary, but I have a

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few questions for you. OK? Fire away. I need to know, how does

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someone become a south American football expert. What led you to

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that? How do you fool people into thinking it? Step one, failing at

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everything else. Step two, you have to live there. You have to breathe

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the air. I moved out there 20 years ago. I think you've got to be

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curious. You've got to watch the games with your mind open. And

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you're thinking all the time, "How is this football in South American

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and different from the football in England?" . There's a phrase that I

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love, football is like a language that everyone speaks all around the

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world. We all speak it, but we peek it with different accents. I speak

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it with my accent and you speak it with your American accent and in

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Brazil with theirs and Argentina with theirs so it's learning them

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and comparing them. It's a lovely way to make a living. Absolutely.

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Fantastic. There's two south American players who have recently

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joined Manchester United. Will you tell us about them and please use

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your Brazilian accent when you say their names. There is one from

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Argentina and one - two actually, but the two big one is Di Maria from

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Argentina and Radamal Falcao from Colombia. Di Maria is one of the

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quickest things you'll ever see on a pitch. Lovely left foot. Can play in

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midfield and play as a winger. He looks right on top of his game.

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Radamal Falcao is a centre forward. He's an out and out goal scorer.

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Inside the penalty area he will score with his right foot, with his

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left, with his head. He is a tiger. A force of nature in the penalty

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area. They've spent a lot of money, a truck-load of money. Do you think

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it's going to be worth it? It seems like quite a big risk? With Di Maria

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I don't think there's a risk. I have a little doubt about Radamal Falcao.

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That's his knees. He missed the World Cup because he had a knee

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injury. He rushed trying to get back into time for the World Cup. He

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wasn't successful. Maybe he's still paying the price for the effort he

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made to try and get fit in time for the World Cup, because I still don't

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think he's moving quite right. We'll see how he does. I heard a rumour

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that he's studying journalism? It's true. He can always fall back on

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that? That was part of the thinking process. He's an intelligent young

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man. Because his father was a player, I think he's always been

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aware that football is an insecure profession. You might not make it or

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suffer an injury, so when he was playing with River Plate and they

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have a college and he was studying to be a journalist, so it means at

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this stage not only can he play, but he can write the match report after.

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If it doesn't work out, we might have to give him your number. Thank

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you. We'll see you later for a statistic-based game, so you need to

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study up. Will it be tough? It might be. For the Manchester United fans,

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Fallujah should make his -- Radamal Falcao should make his debut against

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QPR, but that's tomorrow. Before then, there are huge games taking

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place later today. The only two teams to take maximum points come

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head-to-head as Chelsea welcome Swansea.

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COMMENTATOR: It's gone in. It's Szabo. -- Pablo Zabaleta in. It's

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into the net! Navas finds Silva. Manchester City six, Arsenal three.

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It's time for the cave, but we have decided to give it a south American

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twist because Tim's here. Tim, in honour of you, we have changed the

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cave into the jungle. What do you think? It's lovely that you made the

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effort. Most of big-city South American, where the football is

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played is an urban jungle, concrete, so it hasn't made me feel at home.

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But I'm very happy. Apologies. I didn't do any of this. It's

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everybody else that works on the show. Moving on, the game of

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football, I'll give you three statistic-based questions and you'll

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answer higher or lower and seeing as you're from South American, they're

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all south American based. Since you're an compeRT, I kind of expect

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you to get all of them correct. If I do, Big pressure. Big pressure. If

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you don't get them correct I'll take away your expert title, but if you

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did you get to take the key to get you out of the jungle. We didn't

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think that one through. Are you ready? Ready. The population of

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Argentina is 41 million. We have already talked about Di Maria, but

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was his transfer fee higher or lower than ?41 million? I think he's

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probably worth a little more than ?41 million. Anyone who saw him tear

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Germany to bits would agree. I'm going hire. -- higher. You are

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correct. Higher. ?59.7 million. Question two, did you know there are

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20 different species of piranaha in the jungle? No. There are also quite

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a few south American footballers playing in the Premier League. Is

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that number of players higher or lower than the 20 fish species?

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Argentina played Germany and seven of the team are Premier

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League-based. Brazil just played Ecuador and six of that Brazil team

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are Premier League based, so that's already 13. You throw in all the

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others and it's higher. It's 46 players. Well done. The last

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question is a toughy. The Amazon river in South American is one of

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the world's longest at a staggering 4,000 miles. This week Gareth Bale

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rescued Wales. Was the number of people watching that higher or lower

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than 4,000? This is for the key? This is for the key. I'm not sure.

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There are little jungle noises. Andorra is a tiny country. It's the

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size of a stamp. I reckon Andorra would be difficult for them to draw

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a crowd that size. I'm going lower. You are correct. 3,300. Well done.

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That's yours. You can keep your expert title. Thank you very much.

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Thank you for coming. Great to meet you. Thank you. This week,

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Manchester played host to the annual Soccerex Football Festival festival.

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We sent Seema to check it out. Usually during the international

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week, Manchester City's stadium is a little on the quiet side. But not

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today, because I've tracked down a festival right outside the ground.

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That's not as easy as it looks. As you can see, a miniature pitch has

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been created with some former Premier League legends really

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strutting their stuff ch have you had fun so far? Yes. What's been the

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best part? The keeper's big gloves. Which one is that? There.

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INAUDIBLE So nervous before the game. Legends

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or any of that high-quality football. They're good. Always

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friendly. Look what I've just come across. It's the pitching machine

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and Diego is giving it a try right now. Have you had a good day? Yeah.

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Best part? The first football match. The legends were great. Any legends

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that you've seen today that are your favourites? Saha. You were on fire

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today. Did you enjoy it? It's always nice to win and everything was good.

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It was lovely to see people looking at footballers that they've seen on

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TV, so it's always great to do that. It's time now for Sav's Big Mouth. I

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was disappointed to hear that my score of four had been wiped out for

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the new season. But, I did win the award for the hardest kick, so I'll

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be trying it again soon. This week's challenger is Preston striker, Kevin

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Davis. He has a score of three to beat. Kevin Davis. Club? Sheffield

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United. Footy statistics? It took me until 33 to make my England debut,

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so never give up on your dreams. Six in 20 seconds. That's going to

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be hard to beat this season. All the best. Six? That really has laid down

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the gauntlet. It's easy to see why he's a striker. OK, so I'm afraid

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that's all we have time for this week. I have had loads of fun and I

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couldn't go without giving a shoutout to my team, Millwall FC.

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Forget the Premier League. It's all about the Championship. We are

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flying high and hopefully next year it will be promotion to the big

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league. If you're short of a team to support, go for the Lions. Goodbye.

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# In the jungle, the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight...

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